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Malachite_Myst
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Rent it out to mortuaries for casket displays.
To get away with speeding in your car "I'm sorry for speeding officer, but I really need to get this guy to a hospital."
Examine all the evidence to find out who they are and where they lived. Then make sure you cross their name out of the phone book so you don't ring them by accident forgetting that they are dead.
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Introduce it too your parents as your new boyfriend/girlfriend. From then on no matter who you bring home, your parents will consider them ideal as long as they are breathing.
Super glue the eyelids open, and then bet your friends that they can't outstare your new friend.
At last, you've found someone who will stay there and hold the TV antenna *just right* on a small crappy Television.
Dress it in a suit, open your own psychiatric clinic, and tell the patients that Dr. Evans doesn't talk much, he just listens.
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Re: Things to do with a dead body!
« Reply #1 on: Mar 27th, 2003, 1:42pm » |
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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are
all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were
swimming.
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