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Phoebe
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there was a young man called Dave
who dug up a prostetutes grave
she was mouldy as shit and missing one tit
just think of the money he saved. 
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Phoebe
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there was a wee lassie from Wick,
who said to her mum 'wots a d ick''
i'll tell you wee annie,
it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till its sick.
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Phoebe
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i shall seek and find you,
i shall take you to bed and control you.
i will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan..............all my love the flu xxx
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Phoebe
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he came to me one night.....
explored my body...
licked
sucked
swallowed and had his fill..
satisfied,
he left..
i was hurt....
fucking mosquito.
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Phoebe
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a jellybaby goes to the doctor and asks for a VD test; the doctor says 'but your'e a jellybaby'
the jellybaby looked at the doc and said 'yes but ive been shagging allsorts'
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Phoebe
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spider, spider, on the wall
you think your smart,
you know feck all,
your on a wall thats just been plastered
and now your stuck you stupid ba*tard!
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Phoebe
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George Porgy Pudding and pie
Dismissed the girls and made them cry,
but when the boys came out to play,
he came out too and said 'im gay' 
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Phoebe
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just before the woman cums, it cums, burps, farts and goes limp and then it switches itself off 
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Phoebe
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i was nervous at first,
cos it was big and long and it went straight up!
i had to try it, so i eased myself on to it and i liked it!
i went up and down on it!
i love escalators now!!
you tarts wot were you thinking?
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Phoebe
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do you think life is bad?
emagine being a chicken egg... you only get laid once, you only get smashed once and the only bird that sits on your face is your mum.
( ps this is directed at the male species)
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Phoebe
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a man bumps into a woman in a hotel.
he says 'if your heart is as soft as your bosom youll forgive me.' 
she looks back at him and says 'if youre d ick is as hard as your elbow, im in room 42' 
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| « Last Edit: Apr 12th, 2003, 1:13pm by Phoebe » |
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