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| there once was a man with a hex said: (IP 64.179.93.99) |
there once was a man with a hex |
| all nice little women he’d vex said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
all nice little women he’d vex |
| phil said: (IP 162.74.52.180) |
by simply stroking his wand |
| he could trick anyone to go into a poud! said: (IP 64.179.93.99) |
he could trick anyone to go into a poud! |
| Like we readers said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
They'd be in shit up to thier necks. |
| will said: (IP 208.131.183.241) |
to get a manicure, pedicure or facial |
| Chris said: (IP 68.250.118.235) |
you can't utter a slur that's quite racial |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.142.241) |
They are rather soothing |
| big dady said: (IP 64.179.93.99) |
at the same time they are moving |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.128.130) |
A limerick should be more salacial. |
| KLT This is a limerick you fools! said: (IP 63.183.128.130) |
While sleeping one day by the ocean |
| Line 2 sets up a funny, or potentially funny, situation... said: (IP 63.183.128.67) |
I woke with a startling notion |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.15.173) |
Why not build my house here, |
| Lines 3 and 4 tell more about the silly situation said: (IP 63.183.169.229) |
3. I smelled like a ham 4. And as fat as I am |
| And line 5 is a hopefully humorous resolution or finality to the whole thing. said: (IP 63.183.145.177) |
I should have applied some more lotion. |
| KLT And it all has to be in triple meter too! said: (IP 63.183.145.177) |
There once was a fellow from Cuba |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.15.173) |
Who floated up here in a tuba, |
| Chango said: (IP 66.94.134.21) |
But Coast Guard said "No" ! |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.128.26) |
Farther south you should go |
| KLT said: (IP 206.134.169.123) |
Perhaps they'll need brass in Aruba. |
| KLT said: (IP 206.134.169.123) |
There once was a dancer named Jerry |
| Cheddar said: (IP 66.94.132.90) |
Whose legs were quite crooked and hairy. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
As he danced the bolero, |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.6) |
wearing a sombrero |
| Brian said: (IP 207.165.109.130) |
But was never mistook as a fairy. |
| Brian said: (IP 207.165.109.130) |
She lived with her mother in Boston |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
And woke every day with no clothes on |
| Frank said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
Her step-dad, Fred Draper, |
| g said: (IP 67.71.147.83) |
never did rape her |
| Frank said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
But all of that jerkin' was exhaustin'. |
| Pantene said: (IP 66.94.129.91) |
A lovely young girl from Siam |
| Mike Curtis said: (IP 68.233.227.23) |
said "ev'ryone's bigger than I am". |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.91) |
She really shouldn't brag, |
| sam baragith said: (IP 203.220.144.32) |
shes a little old hag |
| adclay said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
And nobody really gave a damn |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.1) |
She really admired his one-eyed snake. |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.179.93.99) |
her ass was as big as a stake |
| Pantene said: (IP 66.94.134.75) |
anonymous head appears to be empty |
| Cassandra said: (IP 141.153.204.207) |
she is a hoe without even a penny |
| rebecca said: (IP 81.79.87.100) |
even though her big ass is a fake |
| stungun said: (IP 195.188.152.12) |
There was an old guy named Bob |
| Breck said: (IP 66.94.129.34) |
Who misplaced his thingamabob |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.118) |
He found it in her cleft |
| parklady said: (IP 69.157.24.242) |
Moved it slighlty to the left |
| Triple meter you fools..... TRIPLE!!!!! said: (IP 65.179.0.22) |
This limerick's so bad I should sob. |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.118) |
Just as he asked her name, she farted. |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Lucky for her his train just departed, |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
If he'd stayed any longer |
| Jodie said: (IP 62.252.224.9) |
She'd've started to singa a songer. |
| Plug It In, Plug It in ! said: (IP 66.94.134.8) |
And leave this sweet scene broken hearted. |
| Edam said: (IP 66.94.134.8) |
There was an old woman in Dublin |
| parklady said: (IP 69.157.27.250) |
Who had an itch that was troublin' |
| Sarah said: (IP 142.177.97.54) |
It was pain she could not bear, |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.6) |
So she shaved her pubic hair |
| Katie said: (IP 208.27.221.113) |
she got embarassed and and started livin in a bin |
| Wensleydale said: (IP 66.94.135.44) |
A young lady there was in Ceylon |
| Antsy said: (IP 207.44.5.55) |
who was in love with a moron |
| cassandra and maria said: (IP 138.89.102.174) |
he wet the bed |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.220) |
She still gave him head |
| Cabeza panocha said: (IP 66.94.134.152) |
'Cause that's what they do in Ceylon. |
| Gruyére said: (IP 66.94.134.152) |
A gorgeous young thing in Bordeaux |
| steve said: (IP 216.221.81.97) |
fell in love with a big, fat hoe |
| Gill said: (IP 64.230.47.196) |
He had a wooden handle |
| CHB said: (IP 24.85.86.49) |
It got burnt by a candle |
| this happened a long time ago…. said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
It ended up with their cheeks aglow. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
There once was a pink little Bunny |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
Whose sexual tastes weren't funny; |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.249) |
Once he had sex with a skunk. |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.6) |
And swallowed it's spunk |
| Bunny Movements said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
Now his B.M.'s both stinky and runny. |
| nobody said: (IP 204.186.117.145) |
He took her swimsuit off under water |
| Frank said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
No telling just how wet he'd got 'er |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Then he went out of breath, |
| Tige-9 syllables in lines 1 and 2 and 5 are best said: (IP 68.94.40.231) |
Give him death! |
| Frank - sick of the bullshit, believe me said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
In your jaw, stick a giant pin, cotter. |
| Frank said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
Why don't bitches and morons depart, |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.40.231) |
'Cause they attract each other my heart, |
| Brian said: (IP 207.165.109.130) |
Like a bad play's third act |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.40.231) |
In a house that is packed, |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.140.65) |
This limerick is like a really bad fart |
| Ricotta said: (IP 66.94.129.1) |
A pretty young thing in Las Vegas |
| anonymous said: (IP 198.81.26.10) |
sat strapped in her suit dominatrix |
| parklady said: (IP 69.157.26.23) |
With her whip in her hand |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.118) |
as her hand pumped my gland |
| anonymous said: (IP 202.81.18.30) |
I was wishing she were a Phallatrix. |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.24) |
There was an old preacher in Utah |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.10) |
Who had an unusually-shaped hooter; |
| bruno said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
With his bible in hand |
| parklady said: (IP 65.92.51.247) |
He led the marching band |
| roxypuff13 said: (IP 65.146.255.23) |
and tripped over a little boy playing with his ball |
| roxypuff13 said: (IP 65.146.255.23) |
there once was a teacher who was a teacher |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.205.213) |
Her pupils all eager to beseech her |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.24) |
She had a great set of boobs, |
| Brian said: (IP 207.165.109.130) |
And them with olive oil she lubes... |
| Persimmon said: (IP 66.94.132.148) |
Oh ! What a darling creature ! |
| O'Poss'm said: (IP 66.94.132.148) |
There once was a fam'ly of seven |
| Neil said: (IP 212.20.245.106) |
Who prayed to go up to heaven |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.229.223.76) |
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| Pasta said: (IP 66.94.128.179) |
And You Too ! |
| Frank said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
But soon they befell, The trappings of Hell, Satan waits with his engine revvin' |
| parklady said: (IP 65.92.51.247) |
Please don't ruin our limerick game |
| Edam said: (IP 66.94.133.86) |
Abide by the rules; don't go lame |
| Kim said: (IP 216.15.71.116) |
win or lose, its all the same |
| Leo said: (IP 217.144.11.248) |
both get to go to Notredame |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.142.193) |
The middle bars shouldn't end in ame |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.168.243) |
You people are morons and fools |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.137.136) |
For writing, you don't have the tools |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.128.248) |
You type in your lines |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.129.48) |
And KLT whines, |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.145.240) |
"Why don't you all follow the rules?" |
| Cheddar said: (IP 66.94.135.233) |
A pretty young thing in Hong Kong |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.145.240) |
Took a hit every day from her bong. |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.165) |
But to her dismay, |
| anal lover said: (IP 24.58.122.233) |
she had anal with a big black dog named bethleham |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.128.34) |
4. It was filled with some hay 5. And her high didn't last very long |
| nobody said: (IP 204.186.117.130) |
She liked using a feather duster |
| Craw said: (IP 66.94.134.87) |
And she doted on General Custer |
| Ediwn Chand said: (IP 24.207.35.161) |
As in a feather |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.27) |
She looked good in leather, |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.6) |
Polished up to a sparkling lustre |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.6) |
I'm starting this next limerick |
| Neil said: (IP 212.20.245.106) |
Because I'm a bit of a prick |
| Brian said: (IP 207.165.109.130) |
And hardly a genius |
| bruno said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
With a microscopic penis |
| doode person said: (IP 67.167.45.146) |
who can't even get an ugly chick |
| Odd dude said: (IP 67.167.45.146) |
This webpage is so very pink |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.142.193) |
It makes me throw up in the kitchen sink |
| Pimento said: (IP 66.94.133.129) |
It's somehow familiar |
| brittany said: (IP 69.34.160.253) |
What the heck rhymes with "familiar?" |
| KLT said: (IP 65.179.0.201) |
Bad writers should find a new link. |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.142.193) |
Now KLT writes on this site alot |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Roaring loudly more often than not |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.128.108) |
But always very clever |
| BaRtMaN said: (IP 193.95.248.237) |
She tired is never |
| PHIL said: (IP 162.74.52.185) |
I bet she's got a tangy twat |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.133.64) |
There was a tall lady in N'awlins |
| Flargo said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
She's accused of the orphanage maulin's, |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.145.198) |
With her big, tangy twat |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.129.249) |
On their faces she'll squat |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.136.222) |
And the poor little kids start a-bawlin'. |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.136.222) |
There's a bitch on this site: KLT |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.168.191) |
But is it a he or a she? |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.136.111) |
Just part all that hair |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.168.236) |
And check her "down there" |
| KLT... or Does she sit or stand up when she pees? said: (IP 63.183.145.146) |
Then watch her orgasm with glee! |
| not here said: (IP 64.179.93.99) |
i should have stayed home today |
| Spic N Span said: (IP 66.94.135.7) |
I've gone out hiking and lost my way. |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.3) |
First take off all your clothes. |
| parklady said: (IP 67.71.37.19) |
Said the young lass named Rose |
| Gill said: (IP 67.71.147.215) |
And then he shouted horray! |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.145.211) |
I teach by example and yet... |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.137.64) |
Ever worse do your limericks get |
| KLT said: (IP 206.134.168.21) |
With meter and rhyme |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.168.19) |
They can work every time |
| KLT said: (IP 206.134.168.44) |
Anapestic: it's easy.... don't fret! |
| KLT said: (IP 206.134.168.44) |
There once was a fellow from Guam |
| nobody said: (IP 204.186.14.97) |
a lady sat on his lap at the prom |
| Line 2 is NOT anapestic... fools fools fools! said: (IP 63.183.129.61) |
But her ass was so wide |
| Primatine said: (IP 66.94.128.160) |
He got folded inside |
| parklady said: (IP 67.71.37.214) |
And had to be saved by his Mom. |
| Constantine said: (IP 66.94.128.160) |
There once was a big burly Turk |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.145.60) |
Who secretly loved Captain Kirk |
| Cassandra said: (IP 141.153.190.140) |
He went on a boat to see him |
| Kath said: (IP 198.81.26.44) |
And slept in a big museum |
| Debbie M said: (IP 68.236.141.108) |
And now he does nothing but jerk! |
| Deborah M said: (IP 68.236.141.108) |
I used to like writing this stuff |
| pie pie said: (IP 219.88.80.203) |
but that was before it turned gruff |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.22) |
So all I do now |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.130) |
is act like a cow |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
And moo: "Really, enough is enough!" |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.25) |
Hungarian gypsies are known |
| ummmmm OH NO said: (IP 202.67.91.198) |
to be over and done, and not thrown |
| Zoltan said: (IP 66.94.134.240) |
Their balls are crystal |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
One small, one distal, |
| Claire said: (IP 195.92.168.163) |
Hungarian gypies that are known. |
| srfdswg said: (IP 195.92.168.163) |
There was n old man with a big nose, |
| Pierre said: (IP 66.94.134.101) |
And not only big, but couleur de rose. |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.198) |
Big red nose, big red penis! |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.137.21) |
Yes! Bigger than Venus! |
| This verse, by the way, really blows! said: (IP 63.183.145.131) |
Now watch how it lengthens and grows. |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.145.131) |
There once was a beggar in Spain |
| Pedro said: (IP 66.94.132.17) |
Who looked on work with disdain. |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.176) |
The last job he had, |
| bob said: (IP 216.174.63.155) |
was really so sad |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.25) |
The money was not worth the strain. |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.22) |
A randy young dervish in Turkey |
| blunderinlund said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Who slept on a nail bed quite quirky |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.48.64) |
Felt a pain in his neck, |
| KLT said: (IP 206.134.169.158) |
And then said, "What the heck," |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.10) |
To sleep here would really be jerky!! |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.10) |
He got caught with his hand up her dress. |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.160.175) |
What next, could be anyone's guess |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.225.71) |
'Cause her dad was a cop, |
| SJ said: (IP 219.88.162.224) |
and his penis was a flop |
| Gene said: (IP 68.215.3.95) |
now suicide is the only way out of this mess |
| Gene said: (IP 68.215.3.95) |
Yesterday was Easter Sunday |
| jabba said: (IP 65.92.50.173) |
Today is Easter Monday |
| peter cottontail said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
So my dear, I must ask it |
| anonymous said: (IP 81.131.220.32) |
what is there, sitting in your basket? |
| Frank (duh) said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
It's my eggs, and they lie where your fun may. |
| alexander said: (IP 82.37.64.116) |
there was a young boy from kingswinford |
| Scott Lee said: (IP 152.163.252.129) |
who wanted to know how much his dick was worth |
| spock said: (IP 212.76.255.3) |
so he went to nantucket |
| parklady said: (IP 65.92.50.173) |
But got lost and said Fuck it |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.192.40.221) |
then he came to atruck and said fuck it |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.192.40.221) |
There was a young woman named Light |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.137.212) |
Who masturbates night after night |
| anonymous said: (IP 151.201.55.64) |
Until She Found Steve |
| parklady said: (IP 65.92.50.173) |
Who had a trick up his sleeve |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.136.135) |
Can she come with a man? She just might! |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.22) |
A virile young coed from Butte |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.56) |
Percieved what she thought was a flute |
| eeyore said: (IP 198.81.26.72) |
so she blew it and blew it |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Mended and screwed it |
| Gene said: (IP 68.215.3.95) |
and now when she farts it goes toot! |
| Gene said: (IP 68.215.3.95) |
This Frisky Dude named Rooney |
| This frisky young dude name of Rooney said: (IP 213.42.2.26) |
Was a great fan of Rosemary Clooney; |
| anonymous said: (IP 209.173.17.18) |
But When he looked up her dress |
| Frank said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
He was quick to confess, |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.140.214) |
That she had a rather large moony |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.140.214) |
There once was a man from Nantucket |
| Evilbarb said: (IP 66.59.167.37) |
WHo had a daughter who could only say "fuck it!" |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.129.48) |
And though not too verbose |
| parklady said: (IP 69.157.43.197) |
She carried a red rose |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.225.71) |
The deal , snatch for ten($), she then struck it. |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.225.71) |
A barber with four extra testes, |
| mel said: (IP 198.81.26.74) |
went out to hear some quartets |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.58) |
2.went to a party with Pearl Mestes3.They did a strip tease, |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.21) |
And had a quick squeeze |
| Frank said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
Then he blew quite a load on her breasties. |
| parklady said: (IP 67.71.37.159) |
There was a young man from Spain |
| Frank said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
Whose sex drive had started to wane, |
| lizzie said: (IP 24.167.86.116) |
he tried and tried but could not find |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.141.158) |
That absolutly fabulous lemon rind |
| bobo said: (IP 64.179.93.99) |
boy was he a pain!!! |
| Gill (Go Ottawa senators!) said: (IP 67.69.141.158) |
The sens are winning two one |
| Fruit said: (IP 67.71.146.49) |
Tie Domi plays like a nun |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 68.228.42.21) |
#21 needs to call it quits |
| Nchalada said: (IP 211.27.77.86) |
yet he felt it the pits |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.6) |
'coz he'd spent too much time in the sun |
| k said: (IP 213.105.224.6) |
I'm writing this verse'coz I'm bored |
| derek said: (IP 193.113.57.167) |
using time I can hardly afford |
| parklady said: (IP 65.92.54.250) |
There's so much else I should do |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.140.254) |
But sit on the loo |
| kassi said: (IP 205.188.116.148) |
and i found the cord |
| kassi said: (IP 205.188.116.149) |
There once was a guy names Matt |
| Gil said: (IP 67.69.141.166) |
Who was terrified of his rat |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.41.72) |
'Though he just could not count, |
| Kat said: (IP 24.67.253.203) |
He could not get out |
| KLT said: (IP 65.179.1.240) |
This limerick sucks and that's that! |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.131) |
What's that he said as he looked up her dress. |
| anonymous said: (IP 202.81.18.30) |
Now that's one god awful mess; |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.6) |
that thing at the front (Let's not be obvious playmates) |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
A tough treasure hunt, (Beaver hunting?) |
| jabba said: (IP 69.157.25.99) |
Lets end this rhyme and finish this mess. |
| dana said: (IP 68.208.80.126) |
I did not kill my wife |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
"She jumped, just like this, on my knife...." |
| Claire said: (IP 195.92.168.170) |
It went straight into her heart, |
| KLT said: (IP 206.134.169.32) |
And got stuck like a dart |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.144.49) |
Too bad that she just lost her life. |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.144.49) |
There once was an overweight pig |
| Gill said: (IP 64.230.45.87) |
Who got tease because he was big |
| parklady said: (IP 69.157.25.99) |
How the ladies would laugh |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.41.72) |
As he slipped in the bath, |
| kdawg03123 said: (IP 24.18.17.32) |
And on day he suddnly slid |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.137.161) |
A salty old sailor once said |
| anonymous said: (IP 138.162.128.41) |
If I never had sex i'd be dead |
| Blunder (Hi KLT...) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Cause I’ve sailed seven seas, |
| anonymous said: (IP 203.23.156.234) |
an i've ate all my peas |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.160.199) |
And I'm really quite horny when fed. |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.48.211) |
A old lonely paper clip once read |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.169.192) |
"All women should now give me head" |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.129.253) |
But sadly, for me |
| KLT said: (IP 65.179.1.59) |
It's the size of a pea |
| CALEB BREWER said: (IP 65.179.16.169) |
And they just laugh at me instead |
| Eduard Gherkin said: (IP 69.156.154.245) |
There once was a man drinking gin, |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.48.211) |
Who had never commited a sin |
| Eduard Gherkin said: (IP 69.156.154.245) |
To the barstool he said, |
| Nine Atoms said: (IP 64.105.84.4) |
You look alive, yet you're dead |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
I wonder whose dream I am in? |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.22) |
Three things one should never discuss |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.48.211) |
First is the legend of Charlotte Russ |
| Yomamma said: (IP 24.21.136.178) |
Second is fight club |
| Chanteuse said: (IP 66.94.135.236) |
Third is Beelzebub |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.225.71) |
A fourth might be dog pecker puss. |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.225.71) |
A golfer once said to his caddy, |
| Ernie said: (IP 66.94.135.236) |
I could easily be your daddy. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Cause I courted your ma, |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.132) |
When I caddied your pa, |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
But he who scored (hole in one?) was your Uncle Paddy. |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
Although all the girlies protest, |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
They love when you’re kissing their breast, |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Or caress, ‘you know what’, |
| nut said: (IP 205.188.116.208) |
and then slowly rub their butt |
| Frank said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
Move deep in the South then head West |
| parklady said: (IP 69.157.34.23) |
It was a cheery old chap she met, |
| ???? said: (IP 162.74.52.180) |
The bulge in his pants made her wet |
| Ray O Vac said: (IP 66.94.135.27) |
A flashlight in his pocket |
| Frank said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
Could light up her socket |
| anonymous said: (IP 204.38.95.3) |
and a hand job is all she did |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.168.104) |
A little old man with a cane |
| Yodel said: (IP 66.94.134.10) |
Walked around singing this refrain: |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.129.92) |
"Viagra's my pal" |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.129.173) |
"My diet's low-cal..." |
| KLT said: (IP 206.134.169.227) |
"Perhaps I'll feel young once again." |
| Cheddar said: (IP 66.94.132.84) |
A darling young girl in the park |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
Stayed on one day till it got dark; |
| Cam said: (IP 207.6.150.149) |
Her Father was worried |
| Shawn said: (IP 66.123.54.108) |
For is she had hurried |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.197) |
The werewolf might not have got loose in the park. |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.197) |
There once was a hairy old spider, |
| blunder (hi oegy...) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Who worked as a rodeo rider, |
| Mildred said: (IP 165.21.154.16) |
He wanted to fry |
| Mildred said: (IP 165.21.154.11) |
A wee little fly |
| Ben said: (IP 202.156.11.240) |
He caught it and had it for dinner. |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.6) |
A lady who's nickname was Bunny |
| parklady said: (IP 67.71.36.250) |
Had a habit that was really quite funny |
| ???????? said: (IP 162.74.52.185) |
At the moment of climax |
| Allen said: (IP 152.163.253.37) |
She said "Where's my Timex?" |
| Frank said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
"One more tick and this dick will get runny." |
| Edam said: (IP 66.94.135.145) |
There once was a guy in Baton Rouge |
| Jodie said: (IP 62.252.224.9) |
That even played an instrument for the film moulin rouge |
| zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz said: (IP 64.179.93.99) |
let's snap this up a bit! |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Let the guy play a hit (?) |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.140.98) |
Hey anyone up for some luge? |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.140.98) |
There once was a lady in Maine |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.135.112) |
Who owned a slick weather vane |
| obo said: (IP 63.205.72.31) |
What direction it pointit |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
Made her double-jointed, |
| oegy [hi blunder...] said: (IP 216.108.217.196) |
As she'd swing with it again and again. |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.196) |
There once was a girl from the orient, |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Who lived all alone in a yellow tent, |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
And when she felt lonely |
| anonymous said: (IP 164.83.4.85) |
she became very horny |
| bruno said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
And down her throat my eight inches went |
| bs said: (IP 24.71.35.80) |
there once was a man named gordon |
| Convict said: (IP 66.94.133.33) |
got promoted from guard to warden |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.179.93.99) |
god could you get any more boring |
| Frank (use your imagination sissy) said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
3.)His idea of correction, 4.) Involved his erection, |
| Zach's lover said: (IP 12.163.125.193) |
so then he died of an infectionand he died of bordem |
| Zach's lover said: (IP 12.163.125.193) |
There once was a hotty named Zach T. |
| Last one...[and the inmates he was boarding] said: (IP 216.108.217.39) |
Who felt this burning when he'd pee |
| anon said: (IP 80.47.206.133) |
he took a fat shat |
| MadNay said: (IP 62.254.0.16) |
and had sex with a rat |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.45.148.240) |
and that's when he lost his virginity |
| Yvanna said: (IP 209.189.130.43) |
Wonderful flowers bloom everynight |
| Gruyére said: (IP 66.94.129.205) |
Wherever it's full and 'specially where tight |
| MadNay said: (IP 62.254.0.16) |
instead of flowers i got you a fart |
| pie said: (IP 210.54.88.147) |
instead of candy heart i got u a dart |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.169.36) |
Does this limerick blow? Yes, it might! |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.134.78) |
A midget and mate had a date |
| irma said: (IP 205.188.116.76) |
A funny verse in five lines one,two and five rhyme,as do lines 3 and 4 |
| With a hotty named Zachary Tate said: (IP 216.108.217.110) |
And his siamese wee wee |
| Blunder (Hi KLT...) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
1) They had hot cherry pie on a plate, 3) Was smelling like Brie |
| Blunder, you mean 2) and 4)? said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
So she licked it, then started to mate. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Some girls are still virgins, I’ve heard, |
| Patience said: (IP 66.94.132.180) |
Of course, there are many, dear Nerd. |
| mk said: (IP 81.137.203.241) |
if you need one near |
| Frank said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
And you stop acting queer, |
| Brian said: (IP 207.165.109.130) |
You should see her coming, if your vision's not blurred. |
| Ana Garcia said: (IP 168.190.200.33) |
There once was a young girl who hurled |
| archie said: (IP 82.45.240.150) |
then a small cat purred |
| Frank says "Archie's brain is a turd!" said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
2) As she toured on a plane 'round the world, |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
The pilot then said: Please sit down or get laid, |
| Penelope said: (IP 66.94.128.149) |
T-t-t-that's all folks ! |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.145.114) |
There once was an ugly old hag |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.128.149) |
Who donned a blonde wig for a gag. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.54.39) |
The result was quite horrid, |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.120.97.22) |
and lighting sought out of hie ass |
| Nikki said: (IP 198.81.26.79) |
For his ass had a very huge mass |
| Cheddar said: (IP 66.94.135.241) |
A farmer down in Wensleydale |
| Smily said: (IP 205.188.116.146) |
decided to go check his mail |
| bruno II said: (IP 63.66.233.67) |
But when he got to his box |
| KLT said: (IP 65.179.1.235) |
Couldn't get past the locks |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.81) |
Anyhow, he couldn't read, so whathehell. |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.81) |
There once was an unruly Celt, |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Who had no more holes in his belt, |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Cause he’d eaten a pig, |
| parklady said: (IP 67.71.37.164) |
And had gotten quite big |
| Bomi Billimoria said: (IP 61.11.2.18) |
He could'nt understand how he felt |
| Bomi Billimoria said: (IP 61.11.2.18) |
Crazy people, there are quite a few |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.134.141) |
And not just Leno or Fu Manchu |
| Mario said: (IP 159.50.101.8) |
They are beserk , nuts or ... |
| Cool guy said: (IP 206.246.160.16) |
They have sex with an oar |
| Frank said: (IP 64.179.41.2) |
We're just loony for a paddle or screw. |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.144.48) |
An idiot broke out of jail |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.132.203) |
By bribing the jailor with ale. |
| Homestar said: (IP 66.229.214.83) |
He ran through the hall, |
| parklady said: (IP 65.92.54.186) |
Got lost after all |
| KLT Great job on this one guys!!!!! said: (IP 63.183.168.32) |
So much for this training at Yale. |
| Gill said: (IP 64.230.46.140) |
When bubble gum gets stuck in your hair |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.160.62) |
You bitch and you moan and you swear |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
But no matter what |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.27) |
you do, you'll be caught |
| Tess said: (IP 203.164.186.149) |
And your bum will be red,not fair |
| Brittany said: (IP 205.240.43.140) |
Holy crap today's real bright |
| O'Pos'm said: (IP 66.94.128.154) |
The sun has that effect, alright. |
| ... said: (IP 24.159.27.212) |
but when the sun sets |
| Christine Coulson said: (IP 195.93.33.7) |
we can all put on bets |
| KLT said: (IP 206.134.169.211) |
It will be very dark and not light. |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.128.58) |
When once stopped a circus in Memphis |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.225.71) |
Which featured Carmella the Temptress, |
| parklady said: (IP 69.157.28.141) |
There was quite an uproar, |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.137.114) |
Cause she dressed like a whore |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.28) |
- Of underwear she was contemptuous. |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.23) |
Her morals were certainly loose, |
| Eggz said: (IP 24.85.211.231) |
And she also looked like a moose, |
| Bacon said: (IP 66.94.128.64) |
But to him, no matter |
| Bullwinkle said: (IP 216.108.217.172) |
She became moose batter |
| dunno said: (IP 144.134.101.134) |
and was no longer loose as a goose |
| parklady said: (IP 65.92.54.180) |
It rained cats and dogs all day long. |
| Weatherman said: (IP 66.94.132.97) |
Which sounds like lyrics to song. |
| anonymous said: (IP 63.191.169.120) |
but songs ain't no fun |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.160.236) |
If they suck when they're done |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.225.71) |
Next time, simply hum on my dong. |
| Bloke said: (IP 66.94.135.14) |
He was a tall midget, indeed. |
| Scott said: (IP 24.71.223.148) |
And he sat on top of a noble steed |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.49.9) |
Their manes were black |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.177) |
On horse and midget's back |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Their balls in two sacks made of tweed |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Said Miller: “I’ve got seed in my sack,” |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
"It's causing a pain in my back" |
| O'Pos'm said: (IP 66.94.135.104) |
"I'll put the seed in the mill." |
| Brian said: (IP 207.165.109.130) |
"Your furrow I'll till..." |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.241.192.51) |
suck my dick and grab my nutsack |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.135.79) |
A grizzled old prospector he |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.161.189) |
Crouched down in the bushes to pee |
| erin said: (IP 64.126.71.230) |
lions |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.230.47.181) |
were there in their underwear |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.161.189) |
3. But he quickly got stuck 4. And said, "Oh just my luck" 5. I'll now have to wipe on my knee |
| Watercress said: (IP 66.94.135.79) |
There once was a man named McBride |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Who took his bride out for a ride |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.136.191) |
Her engine got hot |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.27) |
He hit her G-spot, |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.15) |
And bounced her right over the side. |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.15) |
Maude was a tourette syndrome duck, |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 68.228.42.21) |
She stuttered when she spoke, but was also full of muck |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
This duckling’s favourite tic |
| Sha Na Na said: (IP 66.94.132.27) |
Was to feign being sick |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
She'd choke on her words and upchuck. |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.129.84) |
A baker, a barber and tailor |
| madnay said: (IP 62.254.0.16) |
who had an urge to buy a trailer |
| Jodie said: (IP 62.252.224.9) |
but couldn't, so bought a caravan |
| Frank (duh) said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
3.)They'd sell on the fly, 4.) Clothes for hair pie, |
| Blunder (Jodie, maybe they stole a Van?) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
They’re now baking bread for a jailer. |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
“She’s stolen my Hearth! Call the Cops!” |
| Pad said: (IP 159.134.50.19) |
I sucked on my peas, |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.169.24) |
2. "Ooh.... the way that she cleanses and mops!" 3. Really drives me so wild |
| O'Pos'm said: (IP 66.94.134.8) |
4. All my desires unreconciled. |
| guy said: (IP 24.78.62.115) |
poems are stupid im just here to copy for school |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.110) |
A stewardess entered the cockpit, |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.168.102) |
And was glad not to work in a rock pit |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.132.13) |
She asked, "What's our heading?" |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.27) |
She was thinking of bedding |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.35.255.228) |
this is shit |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.35.255.228) |
shit |
| sitting in for IP Address 65.35.255.228 said: (IP 216.108.217.189) |
1. Here I sit sorely constipated 2. If I could shit I'd be elated. |
| i'm not finished yet! said: (IP 216.108.217.36) |
3. See, I have no anus 4. Thanks to Greg Luganus 5. And all the drag queens I have dated. |
| running smoothly now.... said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
1. If I am not alive tomorrow 2. There will be surcease of sorrow |
| still sitting in for IP 65.35.255.228 said: (IP 216.108.217.36) |
3. But today, my good man 4. You can help me off this can 5. D'you have a corkscrew I could borrow? |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.36) |
There was a young fellow who liked to swear, |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
His Ma made her best to teach him this prayer: |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 68.228.42.21) |
By grace of the gracious... |
| Brian said: (IP 165.134.155.187) |
This world is so spacious, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
But the Lord fries the vulgar... beware. |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.134.37) |
Kids won't get an education here. |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.6) |
unless it's on shagging or beer |
| GAP said: (IP 67.69.141.19) |
This is a bar you see, |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.88) |
and everything is for free. |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 150.135.222.200) |
So let's go party my dear! |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 150.135.222.200) |
There was once a German from Weiner |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.48.156) |
Who wanted to be a bit leaner |
| Chihuahua said: (IP 150.135.6.56) |
So he wanked his stuff all day |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.132.96) |
In his darkened atelier |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.24) |
But all it did was make him meaner. |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.24) |
They danced with her hands down his pants. |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.128.196) |
And it strangely affected his stance |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Then they stumbled and fell, |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 150.135.161.40) |
She grabbed on his bell, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
They heard the dude screaming in France. |
| legowiththemojo said: (IP 195.194.86.166) |
this is a board game known as jenga |
| Jarleth said: (IP 62.6.160.162) |
it needs to be played with a very steady finga |
| eelis said: (IP 81.154.199.129) |
And if you've no thumbs |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.129.45) |
Then the game becomes |
| legowiththemojo said: (IP 195.93.32.14) |
a very hard game to win at-a |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 150.135.222.106) |
Missy had a crush on Freddy Kruger |
| Ruth said: (IP 142.161.231.191) |
And also enjoyed Winnie the Pooh-Bear |
| Wensleydale said: (IP 66.94.128.139) |
Alas, Miss missed |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.145.30) |
As she launched her small fist |
| KLT said: (IP 65.179.1.75) |
And got scratched by his claws like a cougar. |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.135.123) |
There was an old guy in Belize |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.193) |
Whose pretty young bride was a tease. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Cause each night in their bed |
| legowiththemojo said: (IP 195.194.86.166) |
she was bound by her head |
| parklady said: (IP 67.71.38.8) |
But would not spread open her knees. |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.132.141) |
A learned professor of higher math |
| Frank Tighe said: (IP 207.144.215.46) |
On choosing, chose the darker path, |
| Spank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
The bombs he contrived, |
| Brian said: (IP 207.165.109.130) |
Many lives deprived |
| Mat said: (IP 65.222.114.99) |
And the lot was bought by the chief of staff ;) |
| eelis said: (IP 81.154.199.129) |
At last, it is finally Friday |
| Dr. Grabow said: (IP 66.94.133.202) |
And I'm going out wit' me laidy |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
We will start with a drink |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And hope I get some pink |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.12) |
Cause Heaven knows I am shady. |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.12) |
Get ready, here comes the real dinger, |
| anonymouse ;-) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Said Blunder and gave us the finger, |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.6) |
followed up with a lick |
| scarlett said: (IP 211.27.3.44) |
and then felt very sick |
| L.Brennan said: (IP 69.195.192.18) |
Because he was an opera singer! |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.137.169) |
There once was a fellow named Lars |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.132.166) |
And took a lead part in a farce. |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.118.140.42) |
He then screamed "ouch!" |
| UnKnOwN said: (IP 198.81.26.42) |
When he sat on a couch |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.157) |
And a spring [sproinged] and got past his drawers. |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.157) |
This buxom young miss got a notion, |
| KLT said: (IP 206.134.169.90) |
To mix up a sexual potion |
| parklady said: (IP 65.92.55.171) |
She blended and stirred, |
| anonymous said: (IP 198.81.26.43) |
She drank it and eyesight blurred |
| La said: (IP 198.81.26.12) |
And soon had sex with Clinton |
| La said: (IP 198.81.26.17) |
I found a field of rocks |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 68.228.42.21) |
and an old, one-eyed fox |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.157) |
Buried in my thicket |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.27) |
Just where you would stick it, |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.132.71) |
(Up Johann Sebastian Bach's ) |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.132.71) |
From Sears wish book he chose a mate |
| KLT said: (IP 206.134.169.154) |
But things went all wrong on their date |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.225.71) |
As he gave her a kiss, |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.143.66) |
Then there was a loud hiss |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.144.75) |
And her body began to deflate. |
| Don` said: (IP 204.186.14.104) |
A horny young blond named Alvina |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.160.120) |
Had lesbian sex with young Tina |
| Labia Flap said: (IP 66.94.128.109) |
In just "lickitty-split" |
| KLT said: (IP 65.179.1.204) |
They sucked cream off a clit |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
And took measure of a strap-on poená. |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.23) |
In Dublin they had a great bash |
| Ø£G¥ [Þøøh] said: (IP 216.108.217.10) |
A shindig of §†¥L£ àñd Þàñà¢h£ |
| blunder (Hi Ø£G¥ ...) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
They had beer …then more beer, |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.6) |
But then said "Oh Dear" |
| CJ said: (IP 67.170.233.166) |
For they had run all out of cash |
| CJ said: (IP 67.170.233.166) |
In the days of Shakespearian yore |
| Yorik said: (IP 66.94.134.82) |
And the ever inquisitive troubadour |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.141.17) |
There was a little man known as |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.130) |
'Sir Richard Bone Ass' |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Who sang songs which poor lyrics was a bore. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
The song that she sang was so cute, |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.28) |
All dressed up in a pink suit; |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.129.40) |
With red buttons in front |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Where she'd unveil that kunt, |
| Ace Spade said: (IP 66.94.129.92) |
Whle she toodled away on a flute. |
| Cheddar said: (IP 66.94.129.92) |
A lovely young thing in the Hamptons |
| Paul II said: (IP 66.94.132.233) |
Left her home to become a scamp nun |
| cheezcow said: (IP 161.184.193.212) |
I can't do poetry, |
| Don I give up for a while, Blunder said: (IP 207.44.5.118) |
nor can you row a tree |
| anonymous said: (IP 202.81.18.30) |
But I got in her pants, that was great fun. |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.133.7) |
It happened on a cold, wet dreary night |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Two nuns in the alley, waged a catfight |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Said nun one to nun two: |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Tie their tails! Get some glue! |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
Bottoms up now, let's both end up tight! |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.20) |
As the night wore on, both of the nuns |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.27) |
Got to talking about Brad Pitt's buns; |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.134.30) |
How perfectly firm |
| me said: (IP 199.216.244.9) |
Damn he'd look good in a perm |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
We could mother superior sons. |
| me said: (IP 199.216.244.9) |
There once waas a hoe, named jilly mcJoe |
| us said: (IP 66.94.134.100) |
Hi, "Me". Please follow the limerick instructions... k? |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.29) |
2. Who took all comers, be they John or Joe 3. But when it came to Bob's, |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
And such two handed jobs, |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
She just didn’t know if to suck or blow. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
She teasingly said with a smile: |
| parklady said: (IP 65.92.54.54) |
Let's get naked for a while |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
We can have sex in bed |
| KLT said: (IP 168.221.143.68) |
And I'll give you some head |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.128.15) |
In a way most versatile . . . |
| Pas de Deux said: (IP 66.94.128.15) |
That night we danced upon the roof |
| Nicole said: (IP 68.194.15.99) |
I didn't want it to poof |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.98.190.74) |
So I took off my shoes, |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.62) |
And danced away the blues, |
| Dancing with the devil? said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Then saw you had one foot and a hoof..... |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
When you dance with the devil, beware... |
| derek said: (IP 193.113.57.167) |
cos he might not dance very fair |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.128.122) |
When you dance a Two Step |
| Jessica Green said: (IP 66.210.102.254) |
you might fall and loose a hair |
| CHEESE said: (IP 81.154.197.124) |
But not if you land on a chair |
| CHEESE said: (IP 81.154.197.124) |
There once was a man from new york |
| vancouver said: (IP 142.52.81.11) |
Who had a wild hankering for pork |
| Edam said: (IP 66.94.129.9) |
And craved salty bacon |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.128.44) |
If it's cooked well done |
| Colourful said: (IP 67.171.44.208) |
And prepared with a knife and a fork |
| anonymous3 said: (IP 216.108.217.112) |
I could go on and on for hours, |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 68.228.42.21) |
Bitching and complaining are my special powers |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.6) |
You sound like my wife |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
She's my trouble and strife, |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.49.180) |
But for mother's day i'll send her flowers |
| parklady said: (IP 69.157.30.244) |
She ran through the streets in the rain |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.129.85) |
Then dived in and swam 'cross the Seine |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.48.183) |
The water was chilly |
| Eric said: (IP 68.11.220.152) |
Her breaststroke was silly |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.134.163) |
But it got her to Alsace-Lorraine. |
| Quasimoto said: (IP 66.94.134.163) |
The night was warm and so was she |
| Gill said: (IP 64.230.45.68) |
The stars were bright , I had to pee |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.94) |
As I unzipped my fly, |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
She awoke with a cry, |
| tori said: (IP 68.126.134.162) |
And found out that I was a he. |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 68.228.42.21) |
There was once a King in Sacramento |
| tori said: (IP 68.126.134.162) |
his brain was very lento(which means slow) |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.132.217) |
The crown was maybe tight |
| Spud said: (IP 66.94.132.98) |
And made of malachite |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
And his dick was so soft it was bento. |
| roshele said: (IP 152.163.253.6) |
there once was a girl named shelly |
| kitty said: (IP 12.218.201.110) |
who danced by jiggiling her belly |
| Harry Lime said: (IP 66.94.129.37) |
but she gained some real weight |
| Hunni said: (IP 217.43.105.124) |
what a terrible fate |
| Holly Martens said: (IP 66.94.129.77) |
like that painting by old Donatelli |
| tori said: (IP 68.126.134.162) |
I think this site is pretty cool |
| parklady said: (IP 69.157.24.208) |
If you don't agree, then you're a fool. |
| Harry Potter said: (IP 66.94.132.201) |
It's about meter and rhyme |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.168.253) |
And three-quarter time |
| stevie said: (IP 24.4.222.93) |
So like it, or sit down and drool. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
There once was a man by the sea |
| CJ said: (IP 67.170.233.166) |
Who farted at quarter-past-three |
| parklady said: (IP 67.71.38.249) |
The smell lingered on, |
| Harry Lime said: (IP 66.94.132.109) |
An hour past dawn |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.153) |
I've got to admit it was me |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.153) |
There was a young lady called Stacey |
| Chantilly said: (IP 66.94.133.197) |
Whose panties were very lacy |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.140.54) |
They were satin and pink |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.41.165) |
And were trimmed like black ink, |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.225.71) |
When I'd reach out and grab 'em she'd mace me. |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.128.106) |
Let us now consider the zebra |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.79) |
Wouldn't wear a C or D bra. |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Not spotted nor striped |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Breast blotted and hyped |
| John said: (IP 67.96.135.254) |
but they hung to the ground you see ya |
| John said: (IP 67.96.135.254) |
There once was a man from Rangoon |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Who picked his big nose with a spoon, |
| parklady said: (IP 69.157.24.54) |
He searched far and wide, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Where the big'uns abide, |
| Melinda said: (IP 216.124.227.67) |
And finally found his racoon. |
| Olivia Jeavons said: (IP 82.36.36.166) |
There was a young slim girl from england |
| The Cunning Linguist said: (IP 168.51.172.1) |
Who just loved to get herself a'tinglin |
| .oegyrevA said: (IP 216.108.217.83) |
Her fingers would t-w-i-d-d-l-e |
| Digit said: (IP 66.94.128.116) |
Somewhere in the m-i-d-d-l-e |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
And make coins in her pocket start jinglin'. |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.26) |
Infidelity's really not right; |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.153) |
But my wife's away for the night |
| Werepig said: (IP 128.223.209.21) |
So let's play while we can |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
With Nicole and Diane |
| Libby said: (IP 205.188.116.16) |
and romp by the silvery moonlight! |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
There are times when I think you are mad, |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
And it makes me so utterly sad, |
| mummy said: (IP 202.56.214.59) |
I wanted to marry you |
| Harry Lime said: (IP 66.94.129.245) |
That is, 'til I knew ... |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
You had anal sex with your dad. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Your passion has passed like a fad, |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Since you felt that I used a dick pad, |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.34) |
Size don't matter, my dear |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Cause it fits in my ear |
| Jon said: (IP 194.39.131.40) |
But it's the best that I've ever had! |
| Jon said: (IP 194.39.131.40) |
A young man from Donmow called Keith |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Had problems with things underneath |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
His pecker was too small |
| The Cunning Linguist said: (IP 168.51.172.1) |
and he had nary a ball |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Guess he nibbled 'em off with his teeth, |
| Harry Lime said: (IP 66.94.135.224) |
My dear, you're a perfect trouvaille. |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.158) |
I ain't sure what one is, but whathaille. |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
I just blush anyway, |
| Blender said: (IP 202.56.213.144) |
And stand naked on the highway |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.153) |
No wonder the drivers look pale |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.153) |
There was a young lady called Hayley |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.135.228) |
Who fingered a spot almost daily |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Her nub became raw |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.141.161) |
cause she used a woolen bra |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
4.)So she jumped in the spa, 5.) And worked up a bubble bath gaily. |
| bruno II said: (IP 63.66.233.136) |
Dancing in the nude is a form of art |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.84) |
Nothing in the way in case you fart |
| woyo said: (IP 213.77.102.5) |
'cause with air polluted |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.141.23) |
and the sound was not muted |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.185.84.76) |
jjjj |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.185.84.76) |
there once was a paki named abdul |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.36.176) |
He worked hard but was yet a dull tool, |
| Oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.127) |
For his wife had many dents, |
| Typhani said: (IP 198.81.26.71) |
And she was always bent |
| adclay said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And being smelly bastards was there rule |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
One day we found out he was gone, |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.133.105) |
He'd heard the call - the one from Yukon |
| newbie said: (IP 195.93.32.11) |
the body had been found |
| newbie said: (IP 195.93.33.12) |
beneath a big grassy mound |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.36.176) |
Someone shot him right on the lawn. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.36.176) |
If at first you do not succeed, |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 68.228.42.21) |
you should go smoke some weed |
| Reefer said: (IP 66.94.133.219) |
and when you do |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.140) |
Shame, shame on you!! |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.36.176) |
My! You just done a dirty deed. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.36.176) |
A triple negative is this, |
| Bormann said: (IP 66.94.128.191) |
Nein ! No, Nyet.. gewiss! |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.50.129) |
what the fuck does that mean? |
| Interpreter said: (IP 66.94.132.23) |
It means: NO, NO, NO. certainly ! (triple negative) |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.132.123) |
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ! |
| Cartwheel said: (IP 66.94.132.123) |
There once was a midget named Tyker |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 68.228.42.21) |
who wanted to be a biker |
| nut said: (IP 64.12.116.81) |
but he couldn't climb up |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
On a hawg with no stirrup |
| Messerschmidt said: (IP 66.94.128.51) |
Or even when filled up with liquor... |
| Harry Lime said: (IP 66.94.128.51) |
When once a maiden opened her purse |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.30) |
Sir Launcelot groped inside, and things got worse |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
He just took – then he left |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.27) |
She felt quite bereft |
| Ann Francisco said: (IP 66.94.135.109) |
All because he wasn't the first.... |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.135.109) |
A maiden, a knave and a Queen |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Engaged in an act, most obscene, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.51.73) |
To start with the vassal |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Got in the Queen's asshole, |
| parklady said: (IP 69.157.25.101) |
And never again was he seen. |
| Jon said: (IP 67.127.0.55) |
Shakespeare once bought a little dog |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.129.140) |
Then taught the hound a simple prologue |
| Jon said: (IP 67.127.0.55) |
It could speak fluent Spanish |
| jkenney said: (IP 24.197.193.169) |
But then it would vanish |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.51.128) |
Into an Jewish synagogue |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.51.128) |
Ever wonder where KLT has gone? |
| Cindi said: (IP 204.222.143.249) |
fhfghfghjdghdjdty tyj tyj |
| On Tour said: (IP 66.94.134.236) |
Across the river and into the woods |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.118) |
Ever wonder where this site has gone???? |
| Kids Playing said: (IP 66.94.128.228) |
In the hopper .... |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.128.228) |
A knight, a pawn and a rook |
| Oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.9) |
Captured the Queen, and the chessboard shook |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.205.213) |
When they're all about to mate |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 68.228.42.21) |
have sex on their blind date |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
The King mounted all “by hook or by crook” |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
There once was a King of the Road |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
Whom women compared to a toad; |
| john said: (IP 212.248.226.1) |
he whopped out his whopper |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
for a girl while on topp'er |
| Chucky said: (IP 66.94.128.148) |
And proceeded to empty his load. |
| Karl der Grosse said: (IP 66.94.128.148) |
There was this guy who played checkers |
| little blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
And held a firm grip on his peckers |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.16.117) |
"You said he had two?" |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.140.169) |
they were definatly blue |
| Pardon? said: (IP 66.94.128.144) |
And when in use were just wreckers. |
| KarteBlanche said: (IP 66.94.128.144) |
They started - then stopped and exclaimed: |
| Harry Lime said: (IP 66.94.129.187) |
"We think this game is misnamed !" |
| janekia said: (IP 152.163.252.198) |
should i stop playing |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.140.169) |
Or just keep on crocheting |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.136.72) |
"Your needle has poked me... I'm maimed!" |
| Springmaid said: (IP 66.94.134.22) |
In Brigadoon when the moon is full |
| el sico said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Highland girls will give a hand pull |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
After while they will suck |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.50.33) |
and if you're in luck |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
You can fuck them in kilts made of wool. |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.10) |
KLT is a woman, I think, |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Cause her knickers are narrow, and pink, |
| Voyeur said: (IP 66.94.129.30) |
On the bottoms is lace |
| Flargo said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
On the rim, just a trace, |
| anon. said: (IP 62.252.32.7) |
of the finest kind of ermin and mink! |
| Anon said: (IP 62.252.32.7) |
The time now is 8.22 |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.141.236) |
Today I depart for the zoo |
| es said: (IP 82.0.48.213) |
yesterday was crazy an still bit hazy |
| blunder (pacing 'es' with lots of syllables!) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
And we’re still in bed – cause we're so lazy! |
| Frenchy said: (IP 66.94.134.202) |
And let us bid you a fond adieu ! |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.134.202) |
A girl, a guy, a dog and a pony |
| Gill said: (IP 64.230.44.59) |
Had a tv with the name of Sony |
| Jay Lenoman said: (IP 66.94.132.105) |
But on channel twenty |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.107) |
They were joined by Cindy |
| k said: (IP 82.5.50.33) |
Oh shucks that fourth line is boloney |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.50.33) |
My very good friend Miss Treharne |
| Oegy said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Is waiting in the loft of the barn |
| blunder (hi Oegy...) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Then up there in the hay |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 68.228.42.21) |
she's ready for a lay |
| Harry Lime said: (IP 66.94.133.105) |
So get out the cam'ra for porn ... |
| Harry Lime said: (IP 66.94.133.105) |
At the oldest bazaar in Algiers |
| parklady said: (IP 69.157.24.149) |
I bought a case of dusty old beers |
| jilly said: (IP 193.128.134.102) |
but alas and alack |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 68.228.42.21) |
left alone in the shack |
| boing said: (IP 81.155.100.173) |
at the crazy old bazaar in Algiers |
| boing said: (IP 81.155.100.173) |
there once was a very small dick |
| Flargo said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Which was only 'bout half an inch thick, |
| Orbs said: (IP 66.94.133.168) |
But the balls were gigantic |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
They could sink the Titanic, |
| anonymous said: (IP 67.69.141.120) |
But his penis just looked like a stick |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.141.120) |
Their once was a man in Canada |
| Harry Lime said: (IP 66.94.133.118) |
Wheir they make a fine enchilada |
| Oegy [thanx blunder...] said: (IP 216.108.217.154) |
This man was no fool, |
| blunder (OK!) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Could kick like a mule, |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.205.213) |
And dance to the tune of lambada. |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.205.213) |
It was a bolt from the blue yonder |
| Karen said: (IP 217.37.220.153) |
That caused all the people to ponder |
| amanda said: (IP 68.48.250.137) |
jk |
| anonymous said: (IP 67.71.38.174) |
3. What they saw flying by ... 4. As it raced 'cross the sky. |
| Oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.108) |
was Burrito Man, belching thunder |
| Holly Martens said: (IP 66.94.128.81) |
It happens when she bends over |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
He tickles her tush with some clover, |
| Karen said: (IP 217.37.220.153) |
So she jumps up and turns round |
| vera said: (IP 217.42.171.251) |
Falls in love with a hound |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
He pulls her leash and calls out: “Foot Rover!” |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
I know there's one woman out there, |
| stacey said: (IP 81.154.248.166) |
who likes to sit in a comfy chair |
| lilfreakygrl said: (IP 66.236.0.252) |
she smokes and she smokes |
| anonymous said: (IP 207.69.140.21) |
And wonders why she chokes |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.141.102) |
On her long blonde hair |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.141.102) |
Little brothers are stupid |
| Valentine said: (IP 66.94.134.252) |
With arrows like Cupid. |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.87) |
They shoot little songbirds |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
And act as real big nerds |
| Holly Martens said: (IP 66.94.132.247) |
'Cause, like I said, they're stupid. |
| Harry Lime said: (IP 66.94.132.247) |
A young man's fancy turns to thoughts |
| Charlie Stigler said: (IP 4.42.19.64) |
of beautiful girls, and zombies that rot |
| Kayleigh said: (IP 82.39.104.13) |
a man said hi ,im called kia |
| alice said: (IP 80.3.160.4) |
and went to a concert with mya. |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.74) |
... and this damn t-shirt is all i gots. |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.74) |
Teacher, teacher, I do declare |
| Voyeur said: (IP 66.94.128.3) |
I can see your underwear ... |
| Zip said: (IP 4.16.39.38) |
The pattern's obnoxious |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
The rhyming is noxious |
| blunder (where?) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
But still, may I plant my thing there?? |
| blunder (The teacher) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
She blinked her left eye and then said: |
| parklady said: (IP 65.92.55.107) |
'Hey Tiger, let's jump into bed' |
| Ellie said: (IP 66.94.128.238) |
Get your nine iron or driver |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.26) |
And let's canoe up river |
| Some person dropping by said: (IP 203.166.96.237) |
then she stood up and turned on poor ted |
| Nobody cares anyway said: (IP 203.166.96.239) |
There was a young purpulish orange |
| Yes, Somebody Loves You said: (IP 66.94.135.60) |
Who lived by the river St. Lawrence |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
He ate fish and raw liver, |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Once he fell in the river, |
| O yeh baby said: (IP 144.137.105.180) |
People now call him mange, |
| Cheddar said: (IP 66.94.133.176) |
A maiden, a knave and a butcher |
| gorge said: (IP 82.5.52.166) |
piss off |
| Spam said: (IP 66.94.128.98) |
His cough |
| britt said: (IP 65.38.159.50) |
they aren't doing this right above me |
| Durple said: (IP 67.68.32.62) |
So i fucked off and left |
| Mitch Cudby said: (IP 24.69.255.202) |
There once was man who sat on a can |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.179) |
He did a thorough JOB then off he ran |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
with his pants ‘round the knees, |
| Alan said: (IP 68.171.123.59) |
while scratching his VDs |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
That he had got last night screwing Anne. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
There once was a girl who was shy, |
| Geo said: (IP 217.145.0.102) |
without a prick she coul not get by |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.26) |
Overcoming her blushes, |
| alice said: (IP 144.138.186.225) |
whilst getting her rushes |
| parklady said: (IP 67.71.36.57) |
She decided by and by she was bi. |
| Saltimbocca said: (IP 66.94.129.69) |
I know this sounds pretty corny |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
"I must admit that I’m horny" |
| laura said: (IP 81.152.109.188) |
And i am very porny |
| SILLY SALLY said: (IP 142.177.87.14) |
THIS HAPPENED IN A STORY |
| Action Pack said: (IP 66.94.132.40) |
Whilst rowing in a dory ... (ho hum) |
| Cornucopia said: (IP 66.94.132.40) |
Old Johann Sebastian Bach |
| der said: (IP 149.174.164.5) |
stupidly forgot his old lock |
| Cheddar said: (IP 66.94.128.72) |
and his key too |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
It fell in the stew |
| Cutlet said: (IP 66.94.128.72) |
Made of an old hen and a cock.... |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.128.72) |
A woman in South Carolina |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
In swearing she trained her Hill myna |
| Bernadette said: (IP 144.134.65.84) |
She stamped her feet and shook her cheeks |
| Donnababy said: (IP 159.247.236.175) |
"I've been doing this for weeks" |
| Wal Mark said: (IP 66.94.128.175) |
"And I'm sure they've heard it in China." ... |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.128.175) |
While munching on a crudité |
| Cap'n Krunch said: (IP 66.94.132.98) |
Just eating every come-what-may |
| jodie said: (IP 81.98.143.142) |
u smell |
| Cranky said: (IP 66.94.132.104) |
so don't participate if you don't like it |
| anonymous said: (IP 63.191.160.156) |
raw |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
One day those who cheat will drop dead !! |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.133.40) |
But it happens to folks who aren't fed... |
| asha king said: (IP 208.138.28.134) |
because they don't study their work |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Fate throws a well aimed dirk |
| CompoP said: (IP 66.127.79.36) |
and now he's just possibly dead |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Tar Baby abducted Brer Rabbit, |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Then raped him, which is a bad habit, |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
In defense of his antics, |
| lonepoet said: (IP 216.108.217.86) |
He laughed, "I did it for kicks, |
| pooh2 said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
and that's just what I got "dagnabit!" |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
She had every day a banana, |
| Rabbit said: (IP 82.33.97.4) |
What the hell rhymes with banana?! |
| The Fox said: (IP 66.94.133.229) |
Bandana comes to mind ... |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.166) |
or soprana you'll find |
| parklady said: (IP 67.71.37.196) |
There is also the name of Anna |
| Gill said: (IP 64.230.47.34) |
I like pizza and pop |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Though my limerick meter is a flop, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Yep it's Gill again, Skipper, |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.134.249) |
A really talented quipper . .. |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
"Quick! Somebody call a limerick cop." |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Eve was the apple of Adams eye, |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
And he was so fond of apple pie, |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
When the snake one day said: |
| Sabrina said: (IP 219.77.34.209) |
Eat that pie and you'll be dead |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
He ate all, now he’s dead, and that’s why! |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
There once was a fruitcake in Eden |
| parklady said: (IP 67.71.37.36) |
That was flown by Swiss Air into Sweden. |
| a nonny mouse said: (IP 205.222.240.2) |
Then soon fell apart |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.51.237) |
With a sound like a fart |
| Provolone said: (IP 66.94.135.172) |
But the only word left is "reeden". |
| Nocturnal Emission said: (IP 66.94.135.172) |
There once was a woman so horny |
| Gill said: (IP 64.230.45.203) |
That she kissed a man named Lorny |
| parklady said: (IP 67.71.37.36) |
But Lorny's kiss was so vile, |
| Cairo said: (IP 66.94.132.157) |
Like scum on the Nile... |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.25) |
It was the opposite feeling to porny. |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
Unlike all the blue movies she'd seen, |
| blunderinlund said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
She liked what she saw on that marine, |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
He was cute and well-hung, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.51.237) |
With a serrated tongue |
| Lingus said: (IP 66.94.128.244) |
And not a care in the world for hygiene... |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.128.244) |
With lusty juices freely flowing |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.51.237) |
I don't know if I'm cumming or going |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
What say we start again |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.25) |
And remember, we're men! |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.92.51.76) |
Hey Sir! Your penis is showing!! |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
He left while her cheeks were a still glowing, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.51.237) |
Because he had no way of knowing |
| Rabbit said: (IP 82.33.97.4) |
Whether she felt the same way |
| Fingers said: (IP 66.94.129.174) |
Or just craved the foreplay |
| anawank said: (IP 150.135.144.2) |
his motto was: swallow when done blowing |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 150.135.144.2) |
Count Dracula was advised a root canal |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
By Wolfman and his orthodontic panel |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.183) |
The dentist,Frank N Stein, |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.10) |
Was drunk on bull's blood wine, |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.55) |
When he proposed the procedure be anal. |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.55) |
The dentist Stein said, "now open wide..." |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
"Your canines are hollow inside!" |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.53.246) |
I'll give you a good filling |
| Ellie said: (IP 195.93.33.11) |
And if you are willing... |
| anonymous said: (IP 199.216.95.253) |
ill get a dick inside |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.135.38) |
A girl had a burning desire |
| Rabbit said: (IP 82.33.97.4) |
Her heart was caught up with such fire |
| drunkonvodka said: (IP 172.160.247.245) |
she went naked to bed |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.212.76) |
And then she said |
| weiner said: (IP 69.156.48.202) |
Hey I have an Oscar Meyer |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.48.202) |
I won lotto 649 |
| Wensleydale said: (IP 66.94.132.7) |
But not enough my job to resign |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
And instead of a cruise, |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
I bought myself shoes, |
| oeg said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Cheap ones...but they're truly devine. |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Sally woke in the night with an urge |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
She felt her body was ready to merge |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.53.246) |
With that of a hunk |
| parklady said: (IP 67.71.37.67) |
Who slept in the top bunk |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Her virginity's end on the verge. |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.142.7) |
Calgary will win the stanley cup |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.28) |
Unless, of course, they go and fuck it up; |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Which might cause a riot |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.127.211.246) |
And leaves us quite quiet |
| Coca-Cola said: (IP 66.94.129.145) |
At the break we'll get a Seven-Up |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
A notable asshole named Hector, |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Looked for his lost butt protector, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
It slipped up inside, |
| bob said: (IP 195.137.77.181) |
zheyvazt |
| Bill E. Bob said: (IP 17.201.37.124) |
He cried as he lost his scepter. |
| GH said: (IP 17.201.37.124) |
Hot days are perfect for warm donkey milk |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.175.87.65) |
It goes down as smooth as silk |
| Bill E. Bob said: (IP 17.201.37.124) |
Sweet as sugar thick as creme |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.175.87.65) |
It's every baby's dream |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
To suck it - if dipped in buttermilk. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
She said: Will you stay overnight? |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
The football team answered: "aaaight!" |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.13.110) |
Little did they know, |
| parklady said: (IP 67.71.36.141) |
That the poor little 'ho |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.135.154) |
In fact was an old hermaphrodite |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.204.160) |
Does it matter what time it is? |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.132.101) |
Not when you're drinking a good Bucks Fizz |
| me said: (IP 68.34.253.195) |
Or out on the town with good friends |
| John Doe said: (IP 207.88.139.131) |
Or simply making ammends |
| poetic licence said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
For your neighbors dead roses where you take your nightly whiz. |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Something's odd with Christopher Robin |
| Crack said: (IP 4.11.215.71) |
The rash on his crotch has him non-stop sobbin' |
| gangsta said: (IP 209.195.95.30) |
the pain was so throbbin |
| lim'rik police said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
3. The pain was so intense 4. His paid Piglet sixpence |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
To scratch his back and dick-bobbin. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Pooh Bear has this cute little thing, |
| Jonty H campbell said: (IP 213.218.192.12) |
Which he keeps on the end of a string |
| alex said: (IP 193.128.174.26) |
It was very small and weak |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.204.160) |
Barely could it e'en squeak |
| Gal Pooh said: (IP 66.94.132.16) |
But when stiff it's most astonishing !! |
| Cheddar said: (IP 66.94.132.16) |
There once was a woman so sweet |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.204.160) |
Who didn't mind doing a repeat |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Getting laid was her goal |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
A huge Dick in her hole |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
She loved the twelve inches of pure meat |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Although twelve inches wasn't always enough |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
She could accessorize if things got tough |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.55) |
ELECTRIC BANANAS RULE! |
| Blunder (hi Don) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
We learnt in the Limerick school! |
| Naked Maja said: (IP 66.94.135.197) |
It's lots of fun to run around in the buff !! |
| Dictionary said: (IP 66.94.135.197) |
The Complete Rhyming Dictionary by Clement Wood |
| Is no good! said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
If ‘meter’ you have not understood |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.26) |
Give up Blunder. They don't care! |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
So why should we? - it's so unfair! |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Cause when it comes together its - oh so good. |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Uma cracked walnuts with her thighs |
| blunder (hi oegy...) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Then searched for more nuts ‘bout same size |
| OJ said: (IP 81.153.207.218) |
Then when she found Bill |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.27) |
He gave her a thrill |
| Hardy said: (IP 66.94.128.176) |
'Cause he gave old Uma a rise . . . |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
It’s easy to write the first line |
| john said: (IP 138.88.112.150) |
but fuck it they must have to dine |
| Number Three said: (IP 66.94.134.74) |
the third's easy too |
| yo mama said: (IP 66.185.85.76) |
you all smell like poo |
| POOH said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
4. The fourth is a shoo 5. But the fifth must be one of a kind. |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.121) |
It may be big but I'm sure it will fit . |
| POOH said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
And it did, as much as space would permit. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Though XXL is my size, |
| Nikita said: (IP 195.93.33.14) |
there is mo need to entize |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.135.101) |
But I need a big mailbox with a large slit . . . |
| Wensleydale said: (IP 66.94.135.101) |
Let me relate this incident - |
| Timbuckedtwo said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Tim and me went out with our tent, |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Once the pole was erected |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.229) |
and the holes all inspected, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
We all hit the sack, we were spent. |
| Philip said: (IP 68.36.26.232) |
I go skating down the ice |
| Thirty-Two Degrees F. said: (IP 66.94.132.248) |
So slick and smooth - it sure is nice . . . |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.206) |
My pants split and balls hang out !! |
| Modern Man said: (IP 68.118.222.197) |
I gave an embarrassed shout. |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Then someones skate blade cut them off with a slice. |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Lou could tie a sailors knot with her tongue, |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Then untied his belt to check how he’s hung, |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.11) |
Her eyes opened wide, |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.8) |
and as she reached inside, |
| someone said: (IP 207.88.139.131) |
Found his staff had been completely wrung. |
| Bloomder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
One rose I have got in my garden, |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.132.172) |
A few words rhyme with, beg your pardon . . . |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.142.111) |
One word is excuse me |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.42.170) |
"Is that a bee or flea?" |
| Pooh said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Why no, my dear, its my hardon." |
| Pooh said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
A big bad biker babe named Babbs |
| Clunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Could curse cause her crutch’s caught the crabs |
| Sooh said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
She scratched and she scritched |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
What her ‘Harley’ had hatched |
| Softshell said: (IP 66.94.129.27) |
Was a peg leg like Captain Ahab's |
| Jessica said: (IP 152.163.253.9) |
there once was an old man from essex |
| Michael W. Frishberg said: (IP 24.55.146.16) |
who was quite an expert with chopsticks |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.132.181) |
his sticks made of ivory |
| Spank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Would prod Sally Shively |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.175.105.141) |
Until she learned to chop pricks. |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.175.105.141) |
A handsome young chef liked to BBQ |
| Cresson said: (IP 66.94.132.191) |
A goat now and then and sometimes a ewe |
| Mirth Master said: (IP 209.208.205.131) |
He added some spaghetti, |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.231.209) |
Asked himself, "Is ewe ready? " |
| Troubadour said: (IP 66.94.134.170) |
"Is that sheep I smell or is it you?" |
| Stan said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" |
| anaughtymoose said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
"Well, that don't surprise me any." |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
"I would too, if I could", |
| Bananas said: (IP 66.94.129.100) |
" 'cept for all the gore and blood..." |
| Dave said: (IP 68.110.28.39) |
might as well stand here and pull on my pud. |
| Dave said: (IP 68.110.28.39) |
There once was a rapist named kobe |
| Just a Hunch said: (IP 66.94.135.253) |
Who built a bed from adobe |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.141.127) |
It was pretty fine |
| FOOLS said: (IP 24.82.142.190) |
He should have done it with pine |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Cause his cellmate's a big fucker from Nairobi |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.175.105.141) |
A stein is made to hold beer |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
It leaks? – Cause my beer disappear |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.51.50) |
Whatt a waste of good ale |
| Lockup said: (IP 66.94.128.219) |
You should go to jail |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And get raped by an old drunken queer. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
A tomcat, while screwing some kitty, |
| Bestial said: (IP 66.94.134.126) |
Said, "We'll make kittens - a literal committee." |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Then they unscrewed again, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
As he un-bit her mane, |
| photon said: (IP 207.88.139.131) |
This limerick ended un-witty. |
| Photon said: (IP 207.88.139.131) |
Don't believe everything that you hear |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.175.105.141) |
Unless taken wtih a pint of beer |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.22) |
If it's Guinness, be sure |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
She'll confirm, she's a whore |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
By nibbling the lobe of your ear. |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.51.50) |
The sun's shining brightly outside |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
My ship will be gone with the tide |
| Babs said: (IP 195.93.34.14) |
To far distant shores to explore |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
And check up the size of their bore |
| Night Rider said: (IP 66.94.128.97) |
Maybe Trixie will give me a "ride" . . . |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.128.97) |
Trixie had the smoothest thighs . . . |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
And her muzzle had won the first prize.... |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.21.246) |
'Though she could not count, |
| Bob theJock said: (IP 81.154.184.209) |
Her Master she'd mount |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.23) |
And to pleasure's peak they'd rise. |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.28) |
Weight training's a way to keep young; |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Though it alters the way that you're hung |
| norfolk dumpling said: (IP 195.93.34.9) |
also which side you do "dress". |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.51.50) |
But it makes you weigh less |
| Rapper said: (IP 66.94.133.6) |
This sounds like a rap I once "sung" . . . |
| Wensleydale said: (IP 66.94.133.6) |
A butcher, a baker and a Madam .. |
| basil said: (IP 213.78.172.45) |
all boarded an old fashioned tram |
| Jack Chen said: (IP 17.201.37.124) |
Riding off to the City |
| el sico said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
They sandwiched her Kitty |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.23) |
And did a 'Wham, bam! Thank you, mam!' |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.204.153) |
"What makes you go around, Missy?" |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
“Looking for the loo, cause I’m pissy”, |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.133.209) |
"But I don't have the change." |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.33.11) |
and my pussy`s got the mange |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.48.231) |
"So just piss in the bush you sissy!" |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.48.231) |
Lousy Limericks sounds really neat! |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.21.246) |
Some stressed and some unstressed rhyming feet, |
| Bill E. Bob said: (IP 17.201.37.124) |
I'll buy a copy or two |
| Noob said: (IP 216.175.105.141) |
And the mug for my brew! |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.157.28.88) |
Lousy Limerick s... it can't be beat |
| Passepartout said: (IP 66.94.135.11) |
A wizard once went to a party |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.21.246) |
Not Merlin at all, it was Marty, |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.25) |
With his wand and his hat |
| Blonder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
One fat Blonde and a cat, |
| p[oo]h said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
That boy was the life of the party. |
| Teala said: (IP 67.118.252.236) |
My shoe has a big gaping hole |
| Limerick Copper said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Right now when I’m out on patrol |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
There's a prick in my sock |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.157.24.120) |
And I don't mean my cock |
| These lamericks are taking thier toll said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
My toenails dug right through the sole. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Britney Spears gave birth to a runt, |
| Slugger said: (IP 66.94.129.191) |
A baseball player who liked to bunt... |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.50.52) |
It couldn't have been an uglier baby |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Or more of a moron, like Gill maybe, |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.21.246) |
1 and 2 and 5 are 8 or 9; 3 and 4 are less-rhyme also |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.21.246) |
Like-"There once was a guy from Camp Lee," |
| Gill (by the way frank yer a dick) said: (IP 67.69.140.174) |
Who really had to go pee |
| Lauren said: (IP 4.168.63.96) |
There was urine inside her |
| Juice said: (IP 66.94.132.160) |
From drinking that cider |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Which was odd, cause this guy was no SHE. |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
For those really hard to reach places, |
| Frances King said: (IP 64.12.116.143) |
Where everyone stores extra vases |
| (2%3A When gorgeous babes sit on our faces) said: (IP 213.42.2.29) |
A shift to the right |
| mj Glass said: (IP 64.12.116.141) |
With all of your might |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Moves all your dust to rare spaces. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Her stern was wider than her aft |
| gill said: (IP 67.69.140.46) |
And her starbord side looked like a raft |
| Captain Queeg said: (IP 66.94.132.111) |
But the sight of her gunwales |
| Crewmate Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
And fill of her mainsails |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Made her deepness the same as her draught |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
There once was a charming young Lady, |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.204.133) |
Whose dealings were a bit shady, |
| K said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
She took off her drawers |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
To settle her scores, |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.226) |
That's when things got a bit crazy! |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.226) |
I once knew a girl with breasts on her back. |
| Hank (less 1 meter) said: (IP 4.14.231.209) |
When we humped, they tended to clack, |
| Fred Astaire said: (IP 66.94.135.12) |
When we danced |
| Ginger Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
3 When we danced in the nude 4 She was naked, I rude |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Cause my hands were on counter-attack. |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
There once was this hater of men |
| oegy said: (IP 216.108.217.124) |
Who vowed she would do them all in |
| Jon said: (IP 130.13.105.229) |
She cut offthier units |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Replacing with Chicky-bits |
| stupid too said: (IP 66.94.128.134) |
Which made their cum sticky, but thin... |
| Start Here said: (IP 66.94.133.158) |
When you play upon your harpsichord |
| Ray Sakultarawattn said: (IP 65.212.186.196) |
It sounds so much like a clavichord |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.161) |
When you play with your organ, |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
i.e. Strangle your gorgon, |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.151) |
You'll make sounds like the sea in the fjord. |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.151) |
T'was Uncle Andy's hour of discontent, |
| tigger said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
He'd bed three girls, but with two he was spent |
| besure (what else?!) said: (IP 203.192.204.232) |
So he took two Viagra |
| Uncle Andy's nephew said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Just to cure his Podagra |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.27) |
Then found that his willy was bent! |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.27) |
A gymnast. they say, can do moves |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Breathtaking, but litheness improves |
| PelvicThrust said: (IP 66.94.128.148) |
The thrust of the hips |
| don said: (IP 204.186.117.4) |
some jumps and a few flips, |
| tonyinDubai said: (IP 213.42.2.23) |
To music, he gets down and grooves. |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.26) |
In Canada, people are saying |
| anonymous2 said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
“Hey Yank, please stop your egg laying”, |
| norfolk dumpling said: (IP 195.93.34.12) |
you can poach you can fry you can boil or scramble, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
Dumpling turned this into a shamble (s) |
| Rjsglass said: (IP 64.12.116.74) |
But thank You Dumpling for playing |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.116.134) |
I once had a dog with no tail |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.114.106.48) |
behind it it left a yellow trail |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.94.129.16) |
an anonymous mutt |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.22) |
with a great big butt. |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.48.168) |
that walked as slow as a snail |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.48.168) |
their once was anonymous mutt |
| pooh - inclusive (IP 216.108.208.37) |
who buried all his bones in a rut |
| Pun said: (IP 130.13.105.229) |
he had not a name |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Nor had he no dame |
| Jon said: (IP 130.13.105.229) |
So he has force to spank it to smut |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.184) |
As I strolled through the lobby one day |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
I heard the young cleaningmaid say: |
| Steve Gelano said: (IP 202.81.162.151) |
Your toilet needs draining |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
'Cause your big turds are straining, |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.114.106.48) |
What are you eating Hay? |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.114.106.48) |
There once was a Frog named Bob |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.21.215) |
"But really a prince," he'd sob, |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
A princess he looks for |
| norfolk dumpling said: (IP 195.93.33.11) |
But all he could find was a boar |
| velveeta said: (IP 165.121.254.10) |
So back he went to his bog to sob and sob and sob |
| Bobery said: (IP 64.114.106.48) |
Once on a very dark night |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.30) |
I'm embarrassed to tell you my plight. |
| tonyinDubai said: (IP 213.42.2.11) |
My belt buckle broke, |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
And I mooned a poor bloke, |
| Erin said: (IP 216.37.226.104) |
So he screamed and ran out of sight! |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.204.162) |
When the frog croaks and the peacock dances |
| Twinklenose said: (IP 216.37.226.78) |
is never the time to take chances |
| Mike said: (IP 217.155.41.123) |
Sitting on a lilly and feeling silly |
| Audrey said: (IP 68.49.154.167) |
with a bum, ohh so chilly |
| Frankly we're all in trances. said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
The couple received some odd glances. |
| Gill said: (IP 67.69.141.90) |
The School year is over woo hoo! |
| norfolk dumpling said: (IP 195.93.34.10) |
So it`s now off to work we can go! |
| Twinklenose said: (IP 216.37.226.78) |
2. No more pencils, pens, paper, or glue 3. Although I failed speech |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.114.106.48) |
I get to swim with a leech |
| Roger Glass said: (IP 64.12.117.19) |
through rain, ice or snow |
| Rjsglass said: (IP 64.12.116.212) |
I once had snail for a pet |
| Jen said: (IP 64.12.116.210) |
Slimiest thing I've ever met |
| Schnecke said: (IP 66.94.134.211) |
She's from Bordeaux |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Or she was, but normeaux |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Never ate her, my only regret. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Once alone, the gal started prying |
| crowbar said: (IP 66.94.132.149) |
It wouldn't come loose, she started crying. |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Her brazierre was stuck |
| Cheeky said: (IP 68.60.87.213) |
This was just her luck |
| tit man said: (IP 63.66.233.13) |
Getting to feel her tits he was trying |
| Bobery said: (IP 64.114.106.48) |
Bobery is my wonderful name |
| Snag said: (IP 66.94.132.242) |
My mom is the one to blame. |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
To call someone Bobery |
| Gill said: (IP 64.230.47.189) |
they have to be really slobbery |
| Buck said: (IP 66.94.129.178) |
Like the Bobery Pirates of fame... |
| Ghyll said: (IP 66.94.129.178) |
Ghyll (say "Gill") is my wonderful name. |
| anonymous poet said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
My mom is the one to blame |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.33.11) |
a dyslexic missprint I think |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 68.228.42.21) |
of suicide it takes me to the brink |
| Bobery said: (IP 64.114.106.48) |
But Ghyll is better than Bobery, how lame! |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.209) |
When he sang she threw him her panties! |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Cause the songs that he sang were old shanties |
| Joe said: (IP 65.80.11.230) |
But the panties had holes |
| Derek Edward Oliver said: (IP 203.123.165.124) |
made by impatient poles |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
From Warsaw, Gdansk but not Nantes |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
This limerick I will commence |
| Preacher said: (IP 66.94.128.200) |
With the utmost reverence . . . |
| norfolk dumpling said: (IP 195.93.34.11) |
with the bible to quote |
| wanderer said: (IP 165.165.211.152) |
and some anecdote |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Then later we'll start our descents. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
The allure of her smile was too much, |
| Rog said: (IP 64.12.116.5) |
It came on with the slightest touch |
| Bobery said: (IP 64.114.106.48) |
When she looked at me |
| Debbie M said: (IP 68.236.149.40) |
I fell to my knee |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.178) |
Cause the naughty dame had swiped my crutch. |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.178) |
There was once a young lady from Leeds, |
| Lorne Long said: (IP 152.163.253.37) |
whose hobby was doing good deeds |
| tonyinDubai said: (IP 213.42.2.23) |
She succoured the poor, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
But she does it no more |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Thier needs were just surrogate greeds. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
The gal makes a hell of a living, |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.202) |
as long as she keeps giving and giving. |
| tonyinDubai said: (IP 213.42.2.25) |
One day she gave head, |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.132) |
In the Presidential bed, |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.71) |
Don't know why his wife was forgiving. |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.209) |
She gasped when she saw him nude. |
| Tara said: (IP 66.103.36.104) |
Did he ever eat any food? |
| Skin and Bones said: (IP 66.94.128.35) |
He does need his Wheaties ! |
| Dr Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
Or He'll get Diabetes |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Weight Watchers will probable get sued. |
| Cress said: (IP 66.94.129.93) |
There once was a lady in Fargo |
| Roger said: (IP 64.12.116.70) |
who carried excessive cargo |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.67.254) |
She married Jack Sprat, |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Who looked like a rat |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.21) |
And drank far too much Chateau Margaux |
| tonyinDubai said: (IP 213.42.2.28) |
A lady had curry one day |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
Made with spices brought in from Bombay |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
She soon felt the urgin', |
| Innocence said: (IP 66.94.132.142) |
Of one who's no virgin . . . |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
To gobble some hot curds and whey. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Her talent, involving a tongue ring, |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.147) |
used daily would be the ultimate zing! |
| tonyinDubai said: (IP 213.42.2.28) |
But her tongue would get numb, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
And covered in cum |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.10) |
And you know that that's not quite the thing! |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.10) |
We're limerick addicts for sure, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
But our verses so rearely are pure |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.204.130) |
When we do get virtuous |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
KLT..., we let her chew us, |
| Space Tart said: (IP 216.175.95.143) |
Our place in volume 2 is secure. |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.94.135.241) |
A sultry young thing in Brasil |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.42) |
Wrestled a boa constrictor for a thrill |
| Keith (I've made it easy for line 4) said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
But he made a mistake |
| Monty Python said: (IP 66.94.129.57) |
It wasn't a snake . . . |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.67.254) |
He was thrilled to find it was Bill. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.67.254) |
A scholar he deemed he would be, |
| diana said: (IP 66.185.84.76) |
and discovered he really had to pee |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
As he opened his fly, |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.65) |
the zipper stuck on his tie. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.67.254) |
"Oh shucks, darn and golly," said he. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.67.254) |
A limerick need not be obscene, |
| Sage said: (IP 66.94.133.142) |
It can be furtive and mean... |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.65) |
but one must follow form |
| John Enright said: (IP 67.37.231.238) |
and stick with the norm |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.66) |
by fishing the last line from a latrine. |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
He once met the lovely young Lynn, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
Who said with a salacious grin |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 68.228.42.21) |
wanna play pop the cherry |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.33.7) |
said no cause I`m going in. |
| Dulcie said: (IP 81.241.194.106) |
very deep - too much gin. |
| SHeZO Pro said: (IP 12.151.162.11) |
there was a game we liked to play |
| Inquisition said: (IP 66.94.133.112) |
and it was called auto-da-fé |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.123) |
it required two virgins |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.28) |
with similar urgings |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
I'm going to play it - "wah- hey" |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
Do you think these ditties count as art? |
| tige said: (IP 68.94.67.254) |
Well heck, it's a lot better to start, |
| Artiste said: (IP 66.94.134.23) |
Could be Pre-Raphael |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.107) |
Or worse, one by Miguel, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
You people speak straight from the heart |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
It's Sunday The day when we rest |
| Rick Lime said: (IP 68.228.42.21) |
and watch the wimby final slug-fest |
| McEnroe said: (IP 66.94.132.103) |
Just listen to John |
| lauren rose said: (IP 195.93.34.12) |
because of his good song |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.231.209) |
And lust for the lady champ's chest. |
| Ellie said: (IP 195.93.32.12) |
there was a young man from somerset |
| Pete said: (IP 195.93.32.11) |
who said "some more sex i must get..." |
| jack said: (IP 195.93.33.7) |
so he bought a new sheep |
| ellie said: (IP 195.93.32.14) |
and with it did sleep |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.107) |
You still can't count syllables...I bet. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.107) |
A limerick's lines are tightly formed, |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.231.209) |
And yet with poor meter we're swarmed, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
So friends do your best, |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.93.32.13) |
Get it all off your chest... |
| anonymous said: (IP 165.165.196.70) |
and don't complain when your limerick gets scorned |
| Wanderer said: (IP 165.165.196.70) |
I recall there once was a lady |
| Win said: (IP 149.174.164.79) |
Whose recent past was quite shady |
| Rub said: (IP 66.94.133.179) |
She "gave" a massage |
| Blunder - a dub, said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
As a ‘fucking’ mirage, |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.231.209) |
You might know her, she's Mrs. Gene Keady. |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.231.209) |
When the coach hears of this he'll be ranting, |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.107) |
The best players found girls. Now they're panting, |
| rhubard said: (IP 202.22.172.3) |
But the goal that they scored |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
They simply adored |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Those are unapproved cheers that they're chanting. |
| jjr said: (IP 198.60.121.1) |
a girl named coleen |
| Baddie said: (IP 66.94.134.185) |
was sneaky and mean |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
'Til this fella, Bob cass |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.71) |
carressed her big fat ass. |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.136) |
She's a changed girl...now she's lewd and obscene. |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.136) |
There once was a poor wretch named Yorick, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.52.10) |
Who's fall from grace was meteoric |
| rach said: (IP 81.155.244.53) |
He sucked on his willy |
| HowCute said: (IP 66.94.132.211) |
And if that sounds silly |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
He mastered the old scull and bones trick. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
There once was a guy named Jack Nine |
| bruno II said: (IP 63.66.233.190) |
Who thought he was a great mastermind |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.107) |
'Though the bragged that he could, |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.231.209) |
He was well short of wood, |
| spud said: (IP 64.12.112.183) |
and no pussy could he ever find |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.204.167) |
With a little poetic license |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.50.227) |
I've just seen a cage full of Bisons |
| Bebida said: (IP 66.94.135.50) |
And stopped drinking tequila |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
In the sun with a Gila |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.50.227) |
With the money saved I'll buy a Dyson |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.50.227) |
These limericks get worse and worse |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.127.211.246) |
Soon we’ve to call the Limerick-Nurse |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
So think first, then act, |
| norfolk dumpling said: (IP 195.93.34.9) |
to do something is surely a fact. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
See?, It's that shit that makes me get terse. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Iron Mike was a furious fighter, |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
As he fought the bad limerick writer, |
| friend or foe said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
What cha gettin' at Bob?, |
| bruno II said: (IP 63.66.233.33) |
He is the limerick slob |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.69) |
And the noose gets tighter and tighter! |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.69) |
As we danced she rubbed it against my knee. |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.204.217) |
And then, I had an urge to pee |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.50.227) |
The result of my urging |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.204.217) |
Had gotta be purging |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Then I flooded her titties. (tee hee). |
| norfolk dumpling said: (IP 195.93.34.7) |
There was an old man from Bengal. |
| Stephanie said: (IP 65.135.8.65) |
Who bought his dear mother a shawl |
| wanderer said: (IP 165.165.217.199) |
which she first started wearing |
| Goggle-Eyes said: (IP 66.94.128.35) |
Though people were staring |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.65) |
She and we didn't give a shit at all. |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.65) |
I thought limericks were supposed to be fun. |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.193) |
Like this one, about the nun with a gun |
| Louse said: (IP 66.94.128.150) |
Lousy Limericks - fun to read |
| bruno II said: (IP 63.66.233.221) |
A saint who will make you bleed |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.51.162) |
Tell the nun that she's fired (a pun) |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.145.217) |
Alas, your friend KLT's back! |
| Blunder (hi KLT...) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Oh Lord, beware us, my bags I’ll pack! |
| Curious said: (IP 66.94.134.94) |
But where have you been? |
| Stephanie said: (IP 65.135.9.1) |
And whats that thing on your chin? |
| tee hee hee said: (IP 216.108.217.190) |
*glorble* [ahem] that would be a sac. |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.190) |
KLT? ... ohmygoodness! oh dear me! |
| notme said: (IP 68.64.19.191) |
could it really possibly be? |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
The girl of our dreams |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.13) |
Wait while she straightens her seams. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.220) |
Oh darn. She turned out to be a he. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.220) |
I wish I may, I wish I might, |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.95) |
have the wet dream I want tonite. |
| keith said: (IP 62.188.4.25) |
If I Do God I'll thank |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
For my monkey to spank, |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.48.78.14) |
And hope I don't squeeze it too tight. |
| D0n said: (IP 204.186.117.134) |
"Whats this ?"she said as she reached down his pants. |
| HANk said: (IP 4.14.231.209) |
It's pointed and rigid, a deadly snatch lance, |
| keith said: (IP 62.188.4.31) |
He said "Are you thick?" |
| fRANK said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
"And a pro sucking dick?" |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.34.12) |
Stop sucking and shaking she rants. |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.34.7) |
You cant beat regular exercise. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Said Kristina, as I watched her flexherthighs, |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.204.194) |
1, 2, up you go |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.51.25) |
3, 4, touch your toe |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Then we screwed both clock- and counterclockwise. |
| Blunder (hi KLT...) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
When screwing make sure you turn right, |
| Gill said: (IP 70.48.42.40) |
And do this with all of your might |
| bcg said: (IP 68.82.56.254) |
For if you turn left |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.237) |
and aren't very deft |
| pooh [hi blunder...] said: (IP 216.108.217.164) |
You'll drop the screw and look for it all night. |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.164) |
When banging, grip the hammer firm |
| norfolk dumpling said: (IP 195.93.33.8) |
If you hit your hand you will yell& squirm |
| Chela Tu said: (IP 66.32.109.27) |
But if you bang a chick |
| Dickie said: (IP 66.94.132.110) |
It's like flicking your Bic |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.52) |
That's if your like me, great big and firm!!!! |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.52) |
I once knew a girl named Regina, |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.231.217) |
During intercourse no one was meana, |
| Oh Ah said: (IP 66.94.134.234) |
She'd hunch and she'd twist |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.220) |
When she kissed YOU'VE BEEN KISSED! |
| Keith said: (IP 62.188.1.30) |
To osculate no one was finer |
| Keith said: (IP 62.188.1.30) |
An orphan who lived with his Granny |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Awoke with his fist in her fanny, |
| Grandson said: (IP 66.94.132.195) |
She said, "I'll be frank." |
| blunder (hi oegy...) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
“But you have drawn a blank”, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
"It's time, Son , you find a new nanny." |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
So young Frank took his show on the road, |
| i no this is crap said: (IP 195.93.34.11) |
and soon was paid more than was owed |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.231.217) |
For animal tricks, |
| Gill said: (IP 64.230.44.164) |
And picking up sticks |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.76) |
And even once for getting blowed!! |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.76) |
"What's that?" he said as he looked up her dress. |
| Laura said: (IP 195.93.32.7) |
Why, I say, its a trouser press! |
| luke said: (IP 144.136.109.131) |
it looks so good though |
| Sanjiv said: (IP 203.145.171.24) |
I'll give it a lick, so |
| Jon said: (IP 194.39.131.40) |
I just hope it don't make too much mess! |
| Visage said: (IP 66.94.128.168) |
He was a gargoyle, all crooked and bent... |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Though his erection could raise quite a tent, |
| anonymous said: (IP 204.108.65.10) |
He looked in a keyhole |
| beep said: (IP 144.136.109.131) |
And put his dick in the hole |
| Joel said: (IP 213.112.30.9) |
, Remained shut, he was late with the rent |
| Craw said: (IP 195.117.66.211) |
There once was a man, old, choleric |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Who needed to make him a dollarquick, |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.249) |
He offered this blond, |
| Magic said: (IP 66.94.132.25) |
The use of his wand. |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
She said: What a cute wrinkled dick! |
| Blonde said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
My car makes this strange hacking noise, |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.34.12) |
look on the backseat & you will find two boys. |
| Craw said: (IP 195.117.66.211) |
One of them is sharp, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
As an old sucker carp |
| Blue said: (IP 66.235.23.218) |
But coughing the other enjoys |
| suomynona said: (IP 68.97.101.188) |
Upon his pony she was riding, |
| Geo1 said: (IP 217.145.0.102) |
fearing she'd get a good hiding |
| O'Bare said: (IP 66.94.132.110) |
being naked bareback |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.228.244) |
She lapped the whole pack, |
| Shallot said: (IP 24.164.185.134) |
"I'm coming!...her happy glad tiding! |
| Shallot said: (IP 24.164.185.134) |
A gypsy named Selena was dancing |
| Deere said: (IP 66.94.134.12) |
John Deere took seed and was planting |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.34.10) |
The birds in the tree were nesting |
| wanderer said: (IP 165.165.216.93) |
This limerick is truly quite testing |
| Decrepit said: (IP 66.94.132.110) |
Could it be that our age is advancing ? |
| Hot Stuff said: (IP 66.94.132.110) |
She stepped into the steaming shower |
| Soapy said: (IP 66.94.132.118) |
And stayed in it about an hour. |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.14) |
Her skin wrinkled and boobs shrunk. |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.175.88.207) |
Her man didn't care, he was drunk |
| Petunia said: (IP 66.94.132.68) |
And would take her, but lacked the power. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
There once was a welder named Steve, |
| Shallot said: (IP 24.164.185.134) |
who had many tricks up his sleeve |
| Bic Flicker said: (IP 66.94.133.73) |
When his torch was lit up |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.229.219) |
He'd dog style a pup, |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.100) |
That's something about Steve I don't believe! |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.100) |
A pair of young blonds from the south of France, |
| Kissy said: (IP 165.21.154.16) |
Love to fuckand dance |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Once they'd flip out thier whoppers, |
| Rap said: (IP 66.94.135.159) |
For rap and hip-hoppers |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Guts would line up and undo thier pants. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Another bloke, old Jerry Schwartz |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.90) |
had a big penis with many warts. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
His big ugly nuts, |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.33.14) |
hung under his guts |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And pumped out the jizz by the quarts. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
The shoe maker's girl, Kimmie Barns, |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.64.26) |
Loved a Scot lad Jamie Cairns, |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.204.218) |
But their shoes didn't fit |
| Mark Hall said: (IP 198.51.174.14) |
so they found an old git |
| Ribbons said: (IP 66.94.132.26) |
And tied up with ribbons and yarn ... |
| Legman said: (IP 66.94.132.26) |
A person of leg and of busom |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.155) |
Just one of each seems really gruesome |
| jfgjseth said: (IP 203.26.206.7) |
Ate a giant apple and died |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.204.218) |
For him, no one cried |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Don and jfgjseth are down to a twosome. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
A cowboy with time on his hands, |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.229) |
looked for nude women in Indian lands. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
He snuck in one tee-pee, |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.32.10) |
The squaw that he saw just made him flee |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.57.66) |
Guess that's why they call them ranch hands. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.57.66) |
Why should a church be tax exempt? |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.18) |
Why should a bum look so unkempt? |
| keith said: (IP 62.188.4.67) |
Why is my blood red? |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Why do brides cease head, |
| nobody said: (IP 68.215.1.44) |
Why does this rhyme leave me so damned verklempt? |
| nobody said: (IP 68.215.1.44) |
He once was a strict vegetarian |
| don said: (IP 63.173.39.151) |
all others he said were barbarian |
| e said: (IP 217.208.6.63) |
while on a carrot he chewed |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.227.237) |
His taste for flesh was renewed, |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.33.9) |
He then became a Rasterferin |
| John Thomas said: (IP 62.123.116.213) |
There once was a site named Goatse |
| don said: (IP 63.173.39.151) |
with a man who spread wide, all could see |
| nobody said: (IP 68.215.5.25) |
a view so ass-tounding |
| e said: (IP 217.208.6.63) |
prepared for mass-pounding |
| Loner said: (IP 66.94.133.231) |
Did you leave any room for me? |
| Lonely said: (IP 66.94.133.231) |
On a picnic they went this party of five |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.210.155.3) |
TO HAVE THE FIRST ORGY OF THIER YOUNG LIVES |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
they formed a naked pile |
| Humpty Dumpty said: (IP 66.94.132.248) |
and humped for a while |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.215.5.25) |
then went out to get drunk in a dive. |
| nobody said: (IP 68.215.5.25) |
Is Political Correctness so great? |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
It really is a pointless debate |
| Welfare said: (IP 66.94.133.226) |
Unless you get welfare |
| Who Me? said: (IP 66.94.134.39) |
You just have to be there.... |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
If not too stoned to fill up your plate. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
My granpappy, he, was a cracker, |
| nobody said: (IP 65.11.91.226) |
when Gramma got drunk, he would smack her |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
One day she said, "Lookie.." |
| moi said: (IP 65.11.91.226) |
"...who's here! It's your bookie..." |
| Vince said: (IP 66.94.134.188) |
The one who was once a Green Bay Packer ! |
| Rick Wims said: (IP 66.94.134.188) |
Don't get down on me 'cause I found me a joint |
| what fun! said: (IP 65.11.91.226) |
and was ripped when a perv stole my pants at gunpoint, |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.210.155.3) |
I GAVE CHASE WITH A BRICK |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
While exposing my dick, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
With which his young ass to anoint. (...I was stoned...) |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
A weepy old twerp, Brian Dynes, |
| parklady said: (IP 69.157.31.203) |
made his living painting roadside signs |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Some dudes in a van, |
| Pinky said: (IP 66.94.129.68) |
Gave Bryan a spray can. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
To hose down thier colored behinds. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
A big 'ol dude, "Whore luvin' Kenny", |
| sravan said: (IP 61.2.96.95) |
wanted a screw but had not a single penny |
| nobody said: (IP 65.11.91.226) |
so he put on a dress |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
which I must confess |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.55.190) |
It hardly covered his fanny. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.55.190) |
A limerick takes a lot of guff, |
| Four Lines said: (IP 66.94.133.87) |
Because four lines is not enough |
| lia said: (IP 216.221.115.167) |
Four lines is simply a bore |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.91.226) |
and your rhythm's piss poor |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.184) |
But I'm sure I have the "write" stuff!!! |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.184) |
As they danced she unzipped his fly. |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.179) |
Then she got poked in her midget eye. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
“Thank you sir”, then she said, |
| tonyinDubai said: (IP 213.42.2.22) |
"Now I guess you'll want some head!" |
| Poo POO said: (IP 203.12.164.5) |
but when balls are hit you should see shit fly |
| Poo POO said: (IP 203.12.164.5) |
Little Children every where |
| Andy said: (IP 65.196.47.124) |
have very dirty derrieres' |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And they don't think, |
| Hynie said: (IP 66.94.135.90) |
If butts are pink |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.55.190) |
Or brown or white or even bare. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.55.190) |
And God's true gift you wait and see, |
| Blumen said: (IP 66.94.129.139) |
Consists of blue sky, the bird and the bee. |
| Birdy said: (IP 66.94.134.251) |
To get the blue |
| wisher said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
You need to be true |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.55.190) |
I think it means "Abide in Me." |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.55.190) |
Religious folk I can't abide, |
| The Judge said: (IP 66.94.135.87) |
Judgment Day I'll run and hide. |
| wanderer said: (IP 80.75.172.14) |
I won't bear the heat |
| ? said: (IP 80.75.172.81) |
of red charcoal seats |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.91.226) |
or dumb limericks multiplied! |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.91.226) |
This site needs a new background color |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.6.85) |
And the content not to get duller, |
| wanderer said: (IP 80.75.172.77) |
when reading one's rhyme |
| Robert said: (IP 67.175.38.19) |
you must take the time |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.91.226) |
before typing, to be more a "muller". |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.32.9) |
There once was a young girl called Bess |
| ExcuseMe said: (IP 66.94.132.172) |
Who, with the slightest excuse, would undress. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.27.226) |
Syllables were beyond her, |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.91.226) |
not once did she ponder |
| bruno (quit your bitching for once Tige) said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Cause sex always made her pussy a mess |
| Jerome head game said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
I once worked with a twink named Terry |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
Whose tush was surprisingly hairy |
| HairParty said: (IP 66.94.132.63) |
But with help of a comb |
| wanderer said: (IP 80.75.172.78) |
(and a very private home) |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.91.226) |
I couldn't find the "ere" nor the "derri"! |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.137) |
With this blond I hope for some good luck! |
| Mickey said: (IP 66.94.134.71) |
Maybe hugged by Mickey - or Donald Duck . . . |
| (Someone hoped for a different rhyme! ;-) said: (IP 65.11.91.226) |
no F-word for our Don, |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
maybe a squeeze on the bon bon |
| bruno II said: (IP 63.66.233.126) |
And hope this chick is a good fuck |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
If you can't rhyme you must pass the buck |
| wanderer said: (IP 80.75.172.14) |
I really don't think we have that much luck |
| KiddingMe said: (IP 66.94.135.101) |
Some seem to think |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.90.23) |
but most only stink |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.125) |
Because as poets you're each a dumb schmuck!!! |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.125) |
Limericks are historically salacious.!!! |
| Anonymous said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
and vile and brazen and audacious |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.204.224) |
Without them, poetry... |
| Euclid said: (IP 66.94.128.92) |
Is just geometry |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.90.23) |
And with them, it's often hellacious. |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.90.23) |
A limerick should also be clever |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
The rhymes must be rhyming, however |
| prude man said: (IP 62.188.6.12) |
And preferably clean |
| Zwischen said: (IP 66.94.134.208) |
But at times in between |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And varying from the form, Never. |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.90.23) |
A limerick should also be clever |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Two the same?, Your hands we should sever, |
| (?? I wasn't even here again till now!) said: (IP 65.11.90.23) |
The system hath burped... |
| Yer Mama said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
The lamebrain then chirped, |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.6.85) |
Hell's trapdoor, quick, please, pull the lever. |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.6.85) |
There once was a doctor named Milton |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.90.23) |
At sixty, his manhood was wiltin'... |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.126) |
Along came horny old Tess, |
| wanderer said: (IP 80.75.172.19) |
And they made such a mess |
| me said: (IP 80.75.172.63) |
On a table,up in the Hilton |
| wanderer said: (IP 80.75.172.63) |
There was a computer who's screen |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Went black when its owner got mean |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.65.229) |
'Though the IBM nerd |
| Mum said: (IP 66.94.134.105) |
Never uttered a word |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
His every thought was obscene. |
| Hairy Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
When Rufas made love to his spouse, |
| Funcub said: (IP 24.223.217.238) |
He rumbled and shaked the whole house. |
| Young King said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
He had a huge ass |
| Frank Largo said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And his bag held such mass, |
| Complaint said: (IP 66.94.132.161) |
But always ended with three groans and a grouse |
| Teeny Weeny said: (IP 66.94.132.161) |
The circus has the smallest girls |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.65.229) |
Some with long hair and some with curls, |
| Limericca said: (IP 198.54.202.2) |
And when in full flight |
| Young King said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
They are such a delight |
| chari said: (IP 61.11.59.42) |
that theyll be in on the act all night |
| sushant said: (IP 61.11.59.42) |
there was a guy from nwe south whys |
| New South Wales? (blunder) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
His mouth was full with four-inch nails, |
| Young King said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
When he took a bite |
| Young King said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
He gave a real fright |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And at oral sex he sure fails. |
| Robber said: (IP 66.94.129.104) |
A rubber item found its way |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.235) |
into a place I like to play. |
| gypsy said: (IP 69.170.208.91) |
and when i saw it |
| Elmo said: (IP 210.49.199.22) |
i did adore it |
| Limericks said: (IP 66.94.133.166) |
Chari please read instructions - TODAY ! |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.34.10) |
There was a young girl called Bess |
| norfolk dumpling said: (IP 195.93.34.13) |
who was always in a state of undress |
| Young King said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
Her uniform tan |
| Heiroglyph said: (IP 66.94.135.203) |
With cuneiform can |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.6.85) |
Made me spring instant wood, I confess. |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.6.85) |
Anne had her dad 'round her finger, |
| gabrielm said: (IP 24.20.14.37) |
And oh, it would make daddy linger.... |
| anonymous said: (IP 80.75.172.16) |
You people are definately sick |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.127.211.246) |
When Anne’s little finger we lick |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Cause it was wrapped around daddy's dinger |
| Andy said: (IP 65.196.47.124) |
While dining one night in New York |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
I think we had reindeer …or pork? |
| Young King said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
And ox-balls in syrup |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
My nausea won't clear up, |
| gabrielm said: (IP 24.20.14.37) |
this is so bad-I want to poke out my eye with a fork! |
| gabrielm said: (IP 24.20.14.37) |
There once was a girl trying to rhyme the word 'orange', |
| Souper said: (IP 66.94.133.240) |
But the best she could do was to slur the word 'porridge' |
| Young King said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
She instantly turned into a frog |
| Young said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
And was chased by a cat, then by a dog |
| Young King said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
So don't start another limerick with the word "orange" |
| empyrean said: (IP 63.224.200.5) |
There once was a girl who was allergic to boys |
| Latex said: (IP 66.94.134.200) |
So she wore rubber clothing just be-coy-ez |
| latex allergy said: (IP 68.215.1.32) |
But that proved even worse, |
| Young King said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
Than the above verse |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
But she took a liking to latex toys |
| Peter said: (IP 83.104.46.252) |
If you find yourself trapped in a lift |
| Annoying said: (IP 66.94.128.247) |
You'll likely be grouchy and miffed |
| Oh Yes said: (IP 82.36.50.161) |
Unless with a Nympho, |
| Kanuk said: (IP 66.94.134.137) |
From northernmost Ontario |
| Andy said: (IP 209.6.216.121) |
Then you could be feeling quite stiffed |
| Andy said: (IP 209.6.216.121) |
There once was a girlie named Betty |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.190) |
Who got nailed in the snow by a Yeti |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.176) |
When the yeti pulled it out, |
| BigFoot said: (IP 66.94.128.104) |
Old Betty began to shout... |
| S'more said: (IP 66.94.129.204) |
"Where are you, BigFoot, I'm ready!" |
| Cheddar said: (IP 66.94.129.204) |
There once was a midgette named Cloé |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.15) |
who had one normal size big toe-e'. |
| April said: (IP 63.189.176.14) |
She cried out in shame |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Yelling: You are to blame! |
| short said: (IP 66.94.134.57) |
Cigarettes have kept me from growing ! |
| Edam said: (IP 66.94.134.57) |
There once was a girl in Hong Kong |
| Trina said: (IP 204.75.141.218) |
Who was wearing a bright yellow thong |
| Seth said: (IP 204.75.141.215) |
She went out with her man |
| nobody said: (IP 62.30.24.109) |
whos shit name was dan |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And ate all the shit off his dong. |
| NATALIE said: (IP 195.93.33.13) |
ONE NIGHT I WAS SMOKING A SPLIFF |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
I felt great 'til my boss caught a wiff, |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.33.13) |
Now, you do not need to shout. |
| Spanky said: (IP 63.66.233.27) |
Fucker, I'll just snuff it out, |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.55.148) |
I'll find a new job in a jiff. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.55.148) |
Men like to tell but not to be told, |
| Hots said: (IP 66.94.135.26) |
Girls like the warm and to never be cold. |
| Andy said: (IP 209.6.216.121) |
dogs like to poop |
| Birdie said: (IP 66.94.132.189) |
birds like to swoop |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And I like a fat chick with my dick in a fold |
| jacquiline Ross said: (IP 195.92.168.175) |
I am a stupid fat spazzie |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
A pottie mouth, not very clazzy, |
| Smartie said: (IP 66.94.133.125) |
But sharp as a tack |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.6.85) |
It's tact that I lack, |
| Fartbreath said: (IP 65.11.90.146) |
I mostly just talk out my azzie! |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
There once was a horny old moose, |
| terry said: (IP 203.213.82.206) |
who couldn't see a goose |
| Nick said: (IP 195.74.108.3) |
She went for a wank |
| Frank (nice #2 duh..) said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Got moose styled by Frank, |
| Katie said: (IP 217.154.1.194) |
and now everyones calling her loose |
| Katie said: (IP 217.154.1.194) |
There was once a fat hen called Cluck |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.90.146) |
who drove a big ol' diesel truck, |
| Chris said: (IP 84.66.95.126) |
it attracted the roosters, |
| ah ha said: (IP 66.94.129.159) |
who nudged and then goosed her |
| Oh No said: (IP 66.94.132.146) |
And mistook her for some dumb duck... |
| Provolone said: (IP 66.94.132.146) |
A chef once concocted ceviche (say: seh-vée-chee) |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.90.146) |
which everyone thought was just peachy |
| Kathy Hudgins said: (IP 209.214.128.99) |
but disguised in its core |
| Carp said: (IP 66.94.132.16) |
were dead fish, Oh! galore |
| Peter said: (IP 203.109.254.49) |
which poisoned Leonardo da Vi(n)ci |
| Cheddar said: (IP 66.94.132.16) |
When there appeared a flock of ducks |
| compulsive gambler said: (IP 65.11.90.146) |
I bet someone twenty-five bucks |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
“I can swim ‘cross the pond” |
| Bondie said: (IP 66.94.132.176) |
"'Cause I', |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
'm wantin' to bond, And they clucked and they clucked........boy this sucks. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
One day I found crabs in me undies, |
| ken field said: (IP 62.253.96.40) |
but then, I only change them on Sundays, |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.34.14) |
The rest of the week |
| Tobias said: (IP 205.160.53.142) |
Upon taking a leak |
| MakeWater said: (IP 66.94.128.190) |
I rival the Bay of Fundy . . . |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.128.190) |
Once, when I cut open a melon |
| bored said: (IP 65.11.90.146) |
and my limerick lines were all smellin' |
| Watermelon said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
With a *SPLASH* I went wet, |
| kill this one, already said: (IP 65.11.90.146) |
(duh!) well, that's what I get... |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.116) |
...plus [Life] as a limerick felon. |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Last night as she entered her bed, |
| §tePhy said: (IP 203.59.113.94) |
She woke up as she bumped her head, |
| danielle price said: (IP 80.41.153.14) |
her husband came in and revived her |
| Sideways said: (IP 66.94.129.82) |
then cooked a Swedish Appenskiver |
| echoharper said: (IP 66.69.104.198) |
than she drifted to sleep feeling fed |
| echoharper said: (IP 66.69.104.198) |
A clever young lawyer named Bill |
| thisistooeasy said: (IP 65.11.90.146) |
wed an ugly young lawyer named Hill |
| Gill said: (IP 70.48.42.207) |
It wasn't that easy |
| koyata89 said: (IP 70.48.40.86) |
cause she was so sleazy |
| yep said: (IP 65.11.90.146) |
but they deserve each other still! |
| besure said: (IP 203.192.204.186) |
Not far from where my garden is |
| anonymous said: (IP 202.45.107.1) |
newspaper |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.32.13) |
How does one follow that. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
2. There’s a bar that’s serving cold Gin Fizz, 3. You go get one and then, 4. You say: “Hit me again |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And you head for the head then to whizz. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
While rowwing one day up the Danube, |
| The Dadaistic Turkey said: (IP 62.123.116.211) |
a squire got creamed with lube |
| KY said: (IP 66.94.128.27) |
but that's what squires like |
| Andy said: (IP 209.6.216.121) |
more than dutchmen like dyke |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Then shove this lim’rick up your rear-tube.... |
| §tePhy said: (IP 203.59.113.94) |
there once was an old geezer |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Who knew all the ways how to please ‘er |
| Geezer said: (IP 66.94.132.94) |
He sent roses and daisies |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And panties in paisleys, |
| Andy said: (IP 65.196.47.124) |
But Viagra killed him with a seizure. |
| Mystic Laura said: (IP 205.188.116.145) |
There once was a wart from Texas |
| Mystic Whora? said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
On the snout of a bitch who would hexus, |
| koyata89 said: (IP 64.230.44.33) |
If we went to kill her cat |
| ANdy said: (IP 65.196.47.124) |
With some poop a warlock shat |
| Automan said: (IP 66.94.132.114) |
And they all drove away in a Lexus |
| LozzerLizzieCav said: (IP 82.42.167.158) |
There was a young girl from Liverpool |
| Trevor said: (IP 66.94.134.2) |
Who dated a guy called Trevor Gould . . . |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
As she played with his balls, |
| jockette said: (IP 65.11.90.146) |
bouncing them off the walls, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
He told her, "Just suck on the lever fool!" |
| parklady said: (IP 65.92.55.219) |
Poor Sally, she ran down the lane, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Her dog had been mashed by a train, |
| koyata89 said: (IP 64.230.44.33) |
As she cried her eyes out, |
| Frank (sorry) "The lessons were truly in vain" said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Ther was really no doubt, |
| Young King said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
Her dog would never pleasure her again |
| wanderer said: (IP 80.75.172.92) |
He flew through the sky on wax wings |
| Andy said: (IP 65.196.47.124) |
an artificer fleeing a king |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.58.1) |
The son of Daedalus, |
| Young King said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
Who had a giant phallus |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.6.85) |
Greeked the Minotaur on one of his flings. |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.90.146) |
Young King was obsessed with male members |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
His own is so small - we remembers |
| sacripan said: (IP 172.174.209.2) |
How should I compensate? |
| Young King surrogate says said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
If I start to menstruate?, |
| Young King said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
I can stick it in your ass and do the numbers |
| Young King said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
There once was a boy from Timbucktoo |
| jody said: (IP 82.82.239.59) |
who never knew what he should do |
| sacripan said: (IP 140.163.181.55) |
a quickie in the shade? |
| Thom said: (IP 80.1.224.6) |
Who wants to get laid? |
| MaliGirl said: (IP 66.94.128.92) |
The gals in Mali do too !!! |
| Cheddar said: (IP 66.94.128.92) |
There once was a lassie in Glasgow |
| Young King said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
Who liked to lift her skirt and show |
| sacripan said: (IP 140.163.181.55) |
now, for virtue's sake |
| S3xYR0s3 said: (IP 24.158.146.76) |
she said"it's all fake" |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.6.85) |
I think showing false ass is quite low. |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.6.85) |
There once was a pig named peaches, |
| Jaerc said: (IP 4.228.195.184) |
Who went into a lake full of leechs |
| Pun said: (IP 130.13.105.229) |
One got stuck to his cock |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.94) |
while he was screwing a rock. |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.6.85) |
That's why he now stays off the beaches. |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.6.85) |
My puppy was jumping for joy, |
| Young King said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
Cos I just got him a new toy |
| Happy said: (IP 66.94.134.35) |
He just slobbers and pees |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And quakes at the knees, |
| KStilles said: (IP 66.180.104.100) |
'Cause he was prob'ly just railed by a boy. |
| KStilles said: (IP 66.180.104.100) |
There once was a girl with three nipples |
| Josh said: (IP 195.93.34.13) |
You could tell by the way her blouse ripples |
| EENY MEENY said: (IP 66.94.132.39) |
The one on the left side |
| ^_^ said: (IP 64.112.221.180) |
I think it had died |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.90.146) |
'cause the boob sagged right down to her hipples. |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.247) |
Stardust played softly as they danced nude. |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
She whispered gently: I’m ‘In the mood’, |
| KStilles said: (IP 66.180.104.100) |
She put on some lipstick |
| Dipper said: (IP 66.94.128.103) |
He whipped out his dipstick |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.6.85) |
And commensed then to drillin' for crude. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.10.26) |
Real poets shun us it is true, |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.90.146) |
and 'tis no surprise that they do... |
| Young King said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
Cos to them our wit |
| TheWriter said: (IP 66.94.128.189) |
Should not be writ |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.90.146) |
anywhere but on walls of the loo! |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.90.146) |
There once was an old schizophrenic |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.33.14) |
Who`s silly ideas were endemic |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
So he said to himself: |
| anonymous said: (IP 212.159.120.132) |
It's time for the shelf |
| Mime said: (IP 66.94.129.157) |
If I were a mime, I'd mimic . . . |
| Munchkin said: (IP 66.94.129.157) |
Two munchkins crashed an Oz party |
| Chris said: (IP 62.252.0.6) |
In outfits outrageously tarty |
| Occult said: (IP 66.94.135.83) |
One looked a wee Elvis |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.51) |
Who shooked his wee pelvis |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
The other was me, dressed as Smarty! |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
She patiently took it on the chin, |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And wiped off his jizz with a grin |
| sacripan said: (IP 140.163.181.55) |
then, a belated grunt |
| Naomi said: (IP 68.254.21.102) |
said you dirty cunt |
| Chris said: (IP 68.114.33.116) |
Shut the fuck up, and stick it back in. |
| Chris said: (IP 68.114.33.116) |
There once was a viking named Fjord. |
| Novone said: (IP 66.94.129.7) |
Who had to always have the last wjord . . . |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.48.238) |
He loved his long braids |
| GLENDA said: (IP 138.89.139.172) |
AND HIS YOUNG MAID |
| Chris said: (IP 68.114.33.116) |
Oh how they love to sheath his swjord |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.90.146) |
It must be another full moon |
| GLENDA said: (IP 138.89.139.172) |
MANY WOMEN WERE AT THE LAGOON |
| Blunder (hi Don) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Where they danced in the nude, |
| Portent said: (IP 66.94.132.251) |
Except for one prude |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
He just didn't crave that much poon. |
| Hush-Hush said: (IP 66.94.133.128) |
Victoria is telling her secrets |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.180.104.100) |
About her embarrassing leakrets |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.33.7) |
Her diary she hid in a shed |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.51.118) |
Tells all about her antics in bed |
| So Sorry said: (IP 66.94.128.89) |
For which she has no regrets . . . |
| Green Jeans said: (IP 66.94.128.89) |
There once was a chef called Yan |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Who once cooked his dick in a pan, |
| Sausage said: (IP 66.94.132.139) |
But it was salt free |
| Skank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
So he added some pee, |
| Young King said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
And now it tastes like marzipan |
| lana mccay said: (IP 68.113.104.126) |
there once was a man with one hand |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
With which he spread joy 'cross the land, |
| Young King said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
But dicks he had two |
| Chris said: (IP 68.114.33.116) |
With double the spew |
| Zing! said: (IP 62.123.116.142) |
And they could ejaculate sand. |
| LaLaLa said: (IP 66.94.133.172) |
Like silver bells ringing when she spoke |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Her breasts swung as her virginity broke |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.21.34.46) |
She bent over double |
| anonymous said: (IP 150.135.161.95) |
And got into trouble |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Knocked up by this mule peckered bloke. |
| Woidswoith said: (IP 66.94.135.77) |
I found a fluffy cloud of lovely daffodils |
| Young King said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
In that trance I forgot to count my syllables |
| mccay said: (IP 68.113.104.126) |
as I looked up I walked around as a clown |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
And saw, when I looked down: |
| Edie Ott said: (IP 150.135.161.96) |
To see what the clown gladly tickles |
| Edie Ott said: (IP 150.135.161.96) |
A preacher from Vladivostok |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Got stuck one day in Rasputin’s jock |
| Edie Ott said: (IP 150.135.161.96) |
He started to quiver |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.34) |
Which upset his liver |
| Young King said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
And sent his spleen spraying through his cock |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
‘tis Friday and maidens are ripe, |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.90.146) |
they're the anti-anti-perspirant type... |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.168) |
A good meal and some wine, |
| Ho Hum said: (IP 66.94.128.149) |
A bore and a swine |
| zaran bhagwagar said: (IP 61.1.101.207) |
and a flirt and your mine! |
| Hare said: (IP 66.94.132.236) |
There once was a man named O'Hare |
| smokey said: (IP 152.163.253.1) |
who left home without his fare |
| mccay said: (IP 68.113.104.126) |
he looked at the time ,began to cry |
| Mercy said: (IP 66.94.128.73) |
He couldn't make rhyme, but had to try |
| Skank said: (IP 4.29.6.85) |
Whilst the patrons did nothing but stare. (dumbly, retardedly...what else..?) |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.6.85) |
There once was a pussy whipped chap, |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.7) |
With a cat-o-nine tails on his lap |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
While preparing his tool, |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.6.85) |
For an upcumming duel, |
| Applause said: (IP 66.94.132.195) |
And protecting his tool from the clap . . . |
| Edam said: (IP 66.94.132.195) |
There once was a girl in Vermont |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.20) |
who would screw whoever she'd want. |
| Uncle said: (IP 66.94.128.166) |
Including her kin |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Except with Aunt Lynn, |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.139) |
Cause that is the ONE thing you don't. |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.139) |
Hurricane Frances is at my door, |
| BeGone said: (IP 66.94.128.229) |
O, go away, I want no more ! |
| Come On (blunder) said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
‘cause the blow-job she does, |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Cost's more than a whore's does, |
| Young King said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
And she kills me before I can score |
| Excellency said: (IP 66.94.134.127) |
A most excellent party of twenty |
| Edie Ott said: (IP 150.135.161.96) |
Endowed with libido aplenty |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Fucking up, screwing down |
| Edie Ott said: (IP 150.135.161.96) |
Seen by the whole town |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.6.85) |
Observed as quite peckerish and cunty. |
| mccay said: (IP 68.113.104.126) |
there once was a lady with children a"plenty |
| Keith said: (IP 82.5.50.161) |
That first line had syllables eight short of twenty |
| Young King said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
Lets write long lines and lets make merry |
| rosieee said: (IP 81.153.138.152) |
with wine and beer and sherry |
| Charlie said: (IP 66.94.134.179) |
At the home of old Charlie McGinty ... |
| Cheddar said: (IP 66.94.134.179) |
There once was a mistress in Fargo |
| scapegoat said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Who carried a goat as her cargo, |
| troll said: (IP 216.108.217.108) |
So when she felt randy, |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
The goat-horns came handy |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.11) |
For a 'J. Arthur', in Londoners' argot. |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.11) |
'J. Arthur's rhyming slang for a wank; |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.123.116.189) |
You hold your John Thomas and bonk |
| Peck said: (IP 66.94.134.209) |
Just bonk your pecker |
| mccay said: (IP 68.113.105.218) |
in any kind of weather |
| Link said: (IP 199.218.241.16) |
because they might think you're a skank |
| anonymous said: (IP 193.53.93.38) |
There was a mean geek from Berlin |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.49.176) |
Who played slowly the violin |
| Hyeronimous J. Anonimous said: (IP 62.123.116.219) |
He had a fat ass |
| Young King said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
Which blew a lotta gas |
| whirlwind said: (IP 66.94.132.4) |
And set the wind to wherlin' |
| Stony said: (IP 66.94.132.4) |
There is an old stone called "BLARNY" |
| KStilles said: (IP 66.180.104.100) |
that was kissed by a lassy named Marny. |
| Petrified said: (IP 66.94.132.226) |
Then the stone became harder |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.77.5) |
but not any smarter |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Than Fred, Dino, Rubbles and Barney. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
She patiently smiled and then said: |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.5) |
"This tricks still gonna cost you, Ted" |
| pronto said: (IP 66.94.128.6) |
"You do it so quick!" |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
"You big dog fuckin' hick", |
| p202 said: (IP 195.195.166.41) |
Then with a rush they went to bed |
| Gill said: (IP 70.48.42.183) |
There once was a man from Nantucket |
| Joel said: (IP 213.112.30.39) |
midst sex and in need of a bucket |
| Bailey said: (IP 66.94.129.144) |
Of galvanized steel |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
To hang on her heel, |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.229.59) |
A place she can spit, if she'll suck it. |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.66) |
As he massaged ,it made her juices flow! |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
His dong went so stiff, her eyes started glow, |
| Oooweeee said: (IP 66.94.134.137) |
But it was sooo nasty |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.116.142) |
Much worse than rhinoplasty... |
| Young King said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
Liposuction is one hell of a freak show |
| Gill said: (IP 70.48.236.26) |
My contacts are dry, oh dear |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.116.12) |
Wear you spectacles then; do not fear... |
| Chuck said: (IP 66.168.157.223) |
But if you cannot find 'em..... |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Before 12 o’clock p.m. |
| Spectre said: (IP 66.94.132.229) |
Then the end is probably near . . . |
| Cheddar said: (IP 66.94.132.229) |
There once was a family of twenty-two |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.116.8) |
But their house only had just one loo... |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.225.187) |
So they shat in a carton, |
| Theresa said: (IP 24.161.209.223) |
And sand like Dolly Parton |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
That ol’ shit-song to de loo, to de loo, to de loo… |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Those songs that he sang never dies, |
| Songs Never DIE... said: (IP 64.12.117.20) |
Such bad grammar offends my poor eyes! |
| bri said: (IP 69.37.180.108) |
play us a song music man |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.143.41) |
toss these lyrics into the shit-can, |
| Wowie said: (IP 66.94.135.5) |
Or sing me a song about burgers and fries . . . |
| Edam said: (IP 66.94.135.5) |
A darling young girl in Des Moines |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.1.3) |
Could carry a keg with her groin, |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
She could squeeze men to death, |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.85.32) |
ne'er getting out of breath, |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.33.13) |
And cripple a man in his groins |
| mccay said: (IP 68.113.109.171) |
there once was a dog from nantucket |
| OldRoy said: (IP 66.94.132.100) |
Who was daily fed from a bucket |
| Smokey said: (IP 205.188.116.134) |
When the bucket was bare |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
This poor dog said a prayer, |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.116.14) |
If he had a large dick, he could suck it... |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.117.23) |
Laura Bush said to Teresa Heinz Kerry, |
| anonymous too said: (IP 66.94.134.10) |
My name's "Anonymous" and I like to make merry. |
| deerwoman said: (IP 66.243.195.98) |
My husband's the king |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.79.62) |
Yours, a commie quisling, |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.37.180.108) |
What the hell does this suff carry |
| Dorky said: (IP 66.94.134.203) |
Once a dork, a fink and two nerds |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Saw a cat that could fly like the birds, |
| Young King said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
Said the dork to the fink |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.215.5.171) |
"We are too stoned, I think... |
| Shux said: (IP 66.94.128.37) |
And the other guys remind me of turds. |
| Edam said: (IP 66.94.128.37) |
A professor of medieval lore |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.215.5.171) |
possessed secrets, alchemic and more... |
| Potions said: (IP 66.94.134.15) |
Dark Ages love potions |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Encourage love motions… |
| Tia said: (IP 24.117.45.181) |
the professor had sex on the floor |
| tia said: (IP 24.117.45.181) |
there once was a fart that smelled bad |
| Jax said: (IP 195.93.33.9) |
which made those inhaling it go mad |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
With tears in their eyes |
| Crosses said: (IP 66.94.132.105) |
They crossed fingers, told lies |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Does that prove they're nuts? ...just a tad. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
A school teacher whore, name of Tammy, |
| Tuqan said: (IP 213.67.103.253) |
Met the indian snake-charmer Sami |
| eeyore luvver said: (IP 195.93.32.7) |
they went out for a date |
| rahan said: (IP 193.32.3.82) |
boob and dick is all they ate |
| Chuck Dailey said: (IP 24.158.148.7) |
and wound up with a terrible whammy |
| Chuck Dailey said: (IP 24.158.148.7) |
There once was a lady from Wheeling |
| LookatMe said: (IP 66.94.134.29) |
Who placed rose-coloured mirrors on ceiling |
| Andy said: (IP 80.44.246.113) |
When she opened her eyes |
| CooEEE said: (IP 66.94.133.139) |
It was no surprise |
| LotsaFun said: (IP 66.94.128.249) |
To see pink - and so revealing . . . |
| Edie Ott said: (IP 150.135.161.102) |
In the fields of a Colombian farm |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
They grow crops that creates a great harm, |
| anonymous said: (IP 193.53.93.41) |
Because no virgin there |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.82) |
Can be had - anywhere |
| Lucy said: (IP 63.130.215.11) |
he look a very but he couldn't find it? |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.253) |
As she moaned she grabbed a hold of my ears. |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.215.3.46) |
...at once, I was forced to confront my worst fears... |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Then she pulled…and I pushed… |
| pooh [weathering out ivan wit generator power] said: (IP 216.108.217.7) |
...my prosthetic ears mushed... |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
And my porcelain eyes turned ‘to tears…. |
| Ivan (the terrible) said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Please look out here I come breaking wind! |
| Memogate said: (IP 68.215.3.46) |
Like Dan Rather, I refuse to rescind! |
| anonymous said: (IP 193.53.93.38) |
WWII vintage hero, |
| GaramMasala said: (IP 66.94.128.141) |
ND 10, MS zero |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Your moms are all whores, double chinned. |
| Frank Largo said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Raquel's bra had I-beam support, |
| Dork said: (IP 66.94.134.47) |
I beam when I see 'em said her husband, the Dork |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.72) |
One day her bra strap broke. |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.215.3.46) |
the seismic wave wasn't a joke, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
When they crushed my nuts I fired off a quart. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
My wife had to call a pro plumber, |
| Linda said: (IP 208.25.207.25) |
We'd developed a leak...what a bummer! |
| Plums said: (IP 66.94.132.218) |
He took out his wrench |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.148) |
and then.... What a stench! |
| HoHumm said: (IP 66.94.134.140) |
So they all drove away in a Hummer ! |
| Provolone said: (IP 66.94.134.140) |
There once was a tailor in Salem |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.11.166) |
Whose neices were cute so he'd nail 'em, |
| Skitch said: (IP 66.94.132.13) |
He kept them in stitches |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.215.3.46) |
when he shed his britches |
| Leel said: (IP 80.46.160.60) |
The stink was so bad it impailed them! |
| Leel said: (IP 80.46.160.60) |
There once was a girl from High Wickam |
| Parisienne said: (IP 66.94.132.249) |
Who at Can-Can could really high kick 'em |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.215.3.46) |
But at "Kick the Can", |
| TuBad said: (IP 66.94.132.218) |
She cut and ran. |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.89.101) |
'cause some dick from High Wickam yelled "sic 'em!" |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.89.101) |
The Can-Can girl cannily canted, |
| Dabba said: (IP 66.94.133.137) |
Her tedious jive was taken for granted |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.51) |
But she did have big boobs! |
| Dr.No said: (IP 66.94.132.33) |
So when they tied off her tubes... |
| SoSeaux said: (IP 66.94.134.65) |
She raved and she screamed and she ranted. |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.94.134.65) |
An old fashioned clown named Kelly |
| nutter said: (IP 195.93.34.13) |
had a piercing in her fat belly |
| SmellSomething said: (IP 66.94.128.51) |
And it had all the parts |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.207) |
was immune to all farts, |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.59.225) |
Shook like a bowl full of jelly. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.59.225) |
Limericks can tell just who we are, |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.138) |
Reveal where we live, and just how far |
| Edit Ott said: (IP 150.135.161.96) |
But we cannot deduce |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Who’s to win or to lose |
| anonymous said: (IP 193.53.93.38) |
Or who's going to spoil the last line |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
There once was a maiden so chaste, |
| Dudeus Whodamaneus said: (IP 68.228.42.202) |
Who develp'd an infection south of her waist. |
| "develp'd"? aaargh said: (IP 65.11.85.242) |
'twas a toenail fungus |
| Young King said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
That made her clit humongous |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And the white stuff that came out looked like paste |
| LeChef said: (IP 66.94.129.61) |
A butcher, a baker and a chef |
| Beethoven said: (IP 66.94.132.249) |
Played CDs so loud they went deaf. |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.85.242) |
The chef opened the oven |
| Lizzie said: (IP 68.99.8.67) |
And out popped a live chicken |
| Yikes said: (IP 66.94.132.118) |
Poor Lizzie has got nothing left. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
There once was a fairy tail teller, |
| Dudeus Whodamaneus said: (IP 68.228.42.202) |
Who got locked in his own darn cellar |
| anonymous said: (IP 193.53.93.38) |
'Twas a wicked fairy, |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
With a snatch OH so hairy |
| mccay said: (IP 68.191.97.65) |
you couldnt tell if it was a him or a her |
| Monkey Girl said: (IP 64.230.44.56) |
You look like a great big baffoon |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.85.242) |
(New word for Tuesday afternoon) |
| Klaun said: (IP 66.94.129.59) |
Monday's word was "Jester" |
| anonymous said: (IP 67.71.37.224) |
wednesday's word is fester |
| Bump said: (IP 66.94.129.184) |
It should be a pimple soon... |
| Cheddar said: (IP 66.94.129.184) |
An elephant living in Philly |
| Cramped said: (IP 65.11.85.242) |
found the urban lifestyle quite silly. |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.143) |
Where ever he'd shit, |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.43) |
Folks were drawn to it, |
| Minnie said: (IP 66.94.128.13) |
Like Dolly P. to hill billy |
| Edam said: (IP 66.94.128.13) |
There was an old lady in Wales |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.85.242) |
who fancied the quite younger males. |
| anonymous said: (IP 203.129.242.248) |
so she got out her car |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.120) |
and cruised playgrounds, near and far |
| anonymous said: (IP 193.53.93.38) |
But there were no males in all Wales. |
| Emmenthaler said: (IP 66.94.132.23) |
No longer can anyone doubt |
| Caitlin said: (IP 205.188.116.9) |
Why Billy always wore a pout |
| Janet said: (IP 24.5.50.217) |
When he contorted his face |
| Butthead said: (IP 65.11.85.242) |
it looked like his hindmost place |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
With his nose like a turd sticking out. |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Long ago in a land far away, |
| Young King said: (IP 129.59.7.82) |
There lived a prince who was quite gay |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Wearing pink boots and hat |
| BallCapTurnedBackward said: (IP 66.94.133.213) |
A hat ? What's gay about that ? |
| tyler said: (IP 82.33.9.152) |
and that was the man from far away |
| tyler said: (IP 82.33.9.152) |
there was a young boy from greece |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
who pomaded his hair with geese grease |
| jon said: (IP 66.177.140.201) |
As the toast of the town |
| me said: (IP 152.163.100.68) |
He should have bowed down |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.148.115) |
or gone after the golden fleece. |
| Chris said: (IP 68.114.28.134) |
There once was a wench from Dundee |
| EarlGrey said: (IP 66.94.135.188) |
Who fancied a good spot of tea |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.148.115) |
With crumpets or scones |
| Jones said: (IP 66.94.129.237) |
And her friend C.O.Jones |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.229.228) |
He's got a bone like a tree. |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.229.228) |
I once knew a bloke named Maloney, |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.148.115) |
holy shit, was he ever a phony! |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.126) |
He stuffed a sock in his crotch, |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.148.115) |
hoped to entice some beeotch; |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
That his dick was one foot, what baloney! |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
There once was a horny old maid, |
| anonymous said: (IP 193.53.93.38) |
Finally ready to go and get laid |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.157.24.67) |
So she hunted for a mate |
| nikita said: (IP 202.159.195.158) |
and finally ruined her fate |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
By asking if she could get paid. |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
This butcher once said to his wife: |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.1.126) |
In a huff as he sharpened his knife, |
| Samurai said: (IP 66.94.135.9) |
"Do you see this knife's edge?" |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.205) |
"I will cut off your headge." |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.1.126) |
"Your new meat source has cost you your life !" |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.1.126) |
An oversexxed granny from Maine, |
| Nutzz said: (IP 66.94.134.33) |
Was declared completely insane. |
| Stephen said: (IP 62.252.128.17) |
She farted a peach |
| Chris said: (IP 68.114.28.134) |
Then inserted a leech |
| Gill said: (IP 64.230.44.142) |
And her blood it started to drain |
| Mystery said: (IP 66.94.128.248) |
There once was a teacher of history |
| Grady said: (IP 66.94.128.10) |
Whose grading scheme was a mystery. |
| BuffaloGuy said: (IP 66.94.128.148) |
All the girls got B's |
| Chris said: (IP 68.114.28.134) |
Then got down on their knees |
| Mansi said: (IP 82.178.84.238) |
'cause they got fiftey's |
| Professor said: (IP 66.94.132.92) |
An inventive sexology professor |
| Alex Sturbaum said: (IP 66.161.248.153) |
Kept sixty-inch condoms in his dresser |
| ploum said: (IP 67.100.50.16) |
His class required the props |
| Gill said: (IP 70.48.237.149) |
Which were sixty-inch mops |
| Squeezer said: (IP 66.94.128.135) |
In case they encounter some pressure... |
| Dork said: (IP 66.94.128.135) |
There once was a Dork in Nerdville |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.154) |
In love with a Pork from Turdville |
| Edie Ott said: (IP 150.135.161.100) |
In their tryst at the zoo |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.114) |
They bottle-necked the loo |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Then srewed with great skill in Nashville. |
| Typo said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
When SCREWING make sure that you’re in, |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.114) |
clockwise, and out with counterspin |
| besure said: (IP 61.95.194.178) |
From where you re-turn |
| In-Out said: (IP 66.94.134.149) |
Like an old butter churn |
| Franky Hillwomp said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Just please don't have sex with y'all's kin. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
When Roger went walking his poodle, |
| Gill said: (IP 69.156.51.35) |
He found a rather odd looking noodle |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Hangin' outa its ass, |
| danika hink said: (IP 64.114.105.14) |
it's indeed a huge ass |
| Browser said: (IP 66.94.132.5) |
It's fetuccini he found browsing Google |
| GoesWalking said: (IP 66.94.132.5) |
There once was found in Ipanima |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.170) |
a cockle shell from Iwo Jima. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
It was pink, red and pink, |
| anonymous said: (IP 193.53.93.41) |
And like a fish it did stink |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Boys I tells ya dat bitch was a screama' |
| Cheddar said: (IP 66.94.129.110) |
Perhaps there's a lady in waiting |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
In on the throne, masturbating, |
| The Rub said: (IP 66.94.132.50) |
With strokes in small circles |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And a toy rather gherkal, |
| The Flea said: (IP 68.201.83.187) |
Tis all that she finds satiating. |
| anonymous said: (IP 67.71.37.41) |
The Lady was all in a dither |
| The Flea said: (IP 68.201.83.187) |
Her quim had begun to wither |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.117) |
As she massaged it with cream, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
It got straight as a beam, |
| Shaker said: (IP 66.94.133.167) |
And her body began to quiver |
| LatinQuarter said: (IP 66.94.133.167) |
Abutebaris modo subjunctivo denuo |
| Goldie said: (IP 66.94.135.8) |
Bibere venenum in auro |
| fred said: (IP 68.201.83.187) |
fili mi boni belli |
| theDirector said: (IP 66.25.44.84) |
makin' it really smelli, |
| Domino said: (IP 66.94.132.74) |
Lege atque lacrima |
| Wensleydale said: (IP 66.94.132.74) |
There once was a gal in Racine |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Who said: I will join the Marine! |
| Nicolangelo said: (IP 24.251.170.113) |
To be sexually harrassed |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
I'll not be embarrassed, |
| The Flea said: (IP 68.201.83.187) |
I kinda like to be obscene |
| The Flea said: (IP 68.201.83.187) |
AN Indian squaw from Montana, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Took a ride on a cowboy's banana, |
| Nancy said: (IP 216.107.68.148) |
It bucked him off quick |
| Laura Blough said: (IP 209.243.39.249) |
with less than a flick |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.86) |
She shouls have used a banana! |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.86) |
Her Dad caught him with his hand down her pants! |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.78.140) |
He said, as he looked at them askance: |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
“Please help me, I’m bleeding!” |
| Her Dad said: (IP 66.94.132.61) |
"But it looks like you're breeding!" |
| The Flea said: (IP 68.201.83.187) |
God I'm caught ,after him wanna dance? |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.83.187) |
While in denial a vermin once thought, |
| infested said: (IP 65.11.78.140) |
'What ills and pestilence hath nature wrought?' |
| Hooornag said: (IP 81.96.152.222) |
Wow, that women has big bangers |
| deathgirl said: (IP 69.15.80.210) |
she holds them up with hangers |
| Tick said: (IP 66.94.128.133) |
And all her plans have come to naught. |
| Chow Mein said: (IP 66.94.128.133) |
"Ah so", Wong said when the chow mein was done |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
“This smells like my whores ass but tastes quite fun” |
| Hooorang said: (IP 81.96.152.222) |
Put it on a plate, then slapped out the sauce |
| Wan Fu said: (IP 66.94.132.230) |
"So get out your chopsticks and show it who's boss." |
| Lewis said: (IP 81.96.152.222) |
Just gone ten i ate the bun |
| Hooorang said: (IP 81.96.152.222) |
There once was a strip joint in my backyard |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Full of hefty moo cows covered in lard, |
| oink oink said: (IP 65.11.78.140) |
Risqué pigs without blankets, |
| Riesling said: (IP 66.94.133.36) |
Charming wine with black cats |
| Blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
And one metrical line with three feet (or a yard). |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
There once was a Limerick writer, |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.112) |
who wished for a sexual all nighter! |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.215.1.6) |
Free samples of Cialis |
| Alice said: (IP 66.94.132.183) |
To take to see Alice |
| Pirripop said: (IP 66.135.155.218) |
So all night he could be a fighter! |
| Pirripop said: (IP 66.135.155.218) |
There was a girl from Washington state |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.157.28.64) |
whos' mother arranged a blind date |
| Data said: (IP 66.94.132.101) |
With Stevie Wonder |
| koyata89 said: (IP 24.65.54.161) |
But there was a blunder |
| Chupper said: (IP 205.188.116.69) |
Because he already had a blind mate |
| John said: (IP 205.188.117.11) |
There once was a man named David |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And OH all to poontang he crave-ed, |
| Rocky said: (IP 66.94.132.77) |
So he picked up a rock |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And pummeled his cock, |
| Whoppa said: (IP 82.36.48.147) |
It hurt so much that he rave-ed. |
| Whoppa said: (IP 82.36.48.147) |
I'm sick of these 'Pop-ups' that come, |
| stephen rouse said: (IP 195.188.29.80) |
With a promise that's really dumb |
| Gill said: (IP 64.230.45.62) |
Escpecially the ones |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.7.25) |
To firm up your buns, |
| Quiet Please said: (IP 66.94.134.151) |
So let's all just keep it mum. |
| No No Not That said: (IP 66.94.134.151) |
There once was a gal who was naughty |
| oh yes yes That said: (IP 216.108.217.147) |
For, the things that she'd do, oh Lawdy ... |
| sweetie said: (IP 202.142.94.114) |
She went aboard on a ship that was bound |
| She went aboard on a ship, Duh said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And gave the sailors some lip, |
| Something Like That said: (IP 66.94.132.21) |
And invited them all to her party ... |
| New In Town said: (IP 66.94.132.21) |
Well, you knew you weren't her first |
| stephen rouse said: (IP 195.188.29.80) |
When you found her completely immersed |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.89.242) |
but they'll blame you, you know, |
| anonymous said: (IP 82.161.177.122) |
so they call you a ho |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.227.197) |
Mom could tell as a child, how you nursed. |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.227.197) |
I once knew a nurse, name of Suzie |
| The Tickler said: (IP 66.94.132.246) |
Who was oh so ticklish and goosey. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
She could mend swollen heads, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
While she's making the beds, |
| Salacious said: (IP 66.94.132.167) |
Altogether a rather nice poosie... |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Dying Carol is a sleazy whore |
| Gill said: (IP 64.230.45.62) |
And she's living a life no more |
| koyata89 said: (IP 24.65.54.161) |
Cause an STD, |
| Carrier2 said: (IP 66.94.128.249) |
She got from me |
| terry said: (IP 81.131.10.122) |
so now I'm closing the door |
| TezzY said: (IP 81.131.10.122) |
There was an old fart called Tim |
| Vigor said: (IP 66.94.132.2) |
Who had lots of vigor and vim |
| MPG said: (IP 69.225.95.89) |
He said with a smile |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.138) |
If you'll just wait for a while, |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
My odor I’ll use to stiffen my limb. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
At the bar in the Pub Lioness, |
| Trudy said: (IP 139.169.46.33) |
As I entered I screamed, "WHAT A MESS" |
| blunder said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
There was blood everywhere, |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.84.106) |
Teeth, eyeballs & hair, |
| Alert said: (IP 66.94.132.162) |
And please don't let them undress !! |
| Cheddar said: (IP 66.94.132.162) |
There once was a damsel named Lou |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.206) |
who twice mated with a kangeroo! |
| Wallaby said: (IP 66.94.129.231) |
Once just for fun |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.73) |
Then again when she run |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
Now they live in a cage in the zoo. |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.65.19.46) |
It's Friday at last, now let's Rock! |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Change underwear, strap up the jock! |
| someone said: (IP 138.77.2.131) |
Get in the car |
| Joel said: (IP 213.112.30.44) |
let´s head for the bar |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And find some real honeys to cock. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Alas, I'm way too reserved, |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.66) |
Inattention to me is well diserved. |
| Flash Gordon said: (IP 66.94.132.167) |
So I'll become a FLASHER |
| Alex said: (IP 66.117.236.195) |
Consider me a dasher |
| koyata89 said: (IP 24.65.54.161) |
I hope my dignity can be preserved |
| koyata89 said: (IP 24.65.54.161) |
I once saw a guy at the circus |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.1.124) |
Who, in between acts, would jerk us, |
| Lumpy said: (IP 66.94.132.32) |
But a wart in his palm |
| W.Puddy said: (IP 4.228.6.113) |
Disturbed our flawed calm |
| Alex said: (IP 66.117.236.195) |
For abrasions created a hurt-us. |
| Rats said: (IP 66.94.132.141) |
In Hamelin a piper most clever |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.1.149) |
Stole its children, alas forever, |
| pooh said: (IP 216.108.217.188) |
But DNA tests show |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.96) |
He was their father also |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.22.93) |
But to end this the best is never. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.22.93) |
Beer drinkers like this poetry, |
| dani said: (IP 222.152.174.160) |
ha ha this sucks and so does jarrod |
| Zarathustra said: (IP 66.94.134.138) |
It's so much fun |
| [line2] - Like cheating spouses, idolatry said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
When one on one |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.71) |
And i purposefully mispelled adultery' |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.93.32.12) |
there was an old alien from venus |
| scott said: (IP 209.240.205.62) |
who had Three! not one or two necks |
| Rhyoing said: (IP 66.94.129.192) |
And he almost rhymed |
| Joel said: (IP 213.112.30.44) |
So for the fiftieth time |
| Goober said: (IP 66.94.129.202) |
He purchased a bag of peanuts ... |
| W.Puddy said: (IP 4.227.154.76) |
Two disturbed clowns in a bus |
| Edam said: (IP 66.94.128.196) |
Went postal and made a big fuss |
| Hannah said: (IP 69.24.182.77) |
Said one to the other |
| Say, Bro said: (IP 66.94.134.197) |
Did you call mother ? |
| lol said: (IP 82.3.32.73) |
Yeah, she got stuck in a bus |
| iqbal said: (IP 82.3.32.73) |
There was a man who had a stutter |
| lol said: (IP 66.94.132.43) |
But caused the girls' hearts to flutter |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.37.245) |
He asked one, "Wh..wh..what... |
| Mike Robe said: (IP 66.94.134.202) |
S..S..STD have you got?" |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
She replied, "Just a little 'Mad Cow Udder' ". |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
The twins have learned quite a trick, |
| Sarah said: (IP 80.9.103.206) |
Each makes the other one sick |
| quabble said: (IP 68.221.125.163) |
Marlow and Ben are their names |
| Duplicate said: (IP 66.94.128.174) |
But, if they were dames . . . |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.37.102) |
then neither could gag on a dick. |
| Feta said: (IP 66.94.133.145) |
There once was a goatherd in Greece |
| Joel said: (IP 213.112.30.44) |
The poor man so very obese |
| koyata89 said: (IP 24.65.54.161) |
He had a huge gut |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.210.155.3) |
THAT HUNG PAST HIS NUTS |
| lennard said: (IP 203.199.90.197) |
so he smothered it with goat cheese |
| Cheez Whizz said: (IP 66.94.134.190) |
There once was a smithy in Bristol |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.84.69) |
Who was known to be quite a pistol |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.157.26.34) |
In the wink of an eye, |
| Jum-Jum said: (IP 66.94.132.197) |
He'd kiss her good-bye |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.49.40.175) |
And was off like a blow to a whistle. |
| Gruyére said: (IP 66.94.128.194) |
There once was a guy with long tongue |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
he used it to lick some green dung |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.37.102) |
It tasted like chicken |
| Devotchka said: (IP 24.87.180.193) |
but there was somethin' missin' |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
Cause the clit that he licked was too young. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
“Beware, cause it’s Friday!” she said, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
"And there's a male gorilla in my bed", |
| cruiz said: (IP 24.69.255.202) |
While apes made her quite woozy, |
| anonymous said: (IP 81.152.109.81) |
she never was choosey |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Then he hunched her until she was dead. |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.37.102) |
"I've had it with this!" he exclaimed, |
| Maggie said: (IP 66.183.30.13) |
As he struck the match and it flamed |
| Light said: (IP 66.94.132.89) |
"If I can't light this fuse..." |
| some dude said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
than what the hell is the use |
| YaYa said: (IP 68.14.66.10) |
God! This stupid thing should be named! |
| Lalula said: (IP 68.14.66.10) |
There once was cow that went moo, |
| How'z Zat? said: (IP 66.94.128.229) |
And an owl that often went "whoo" |
| deebo said: (IP 4.228.90.81) |
When they met in the barn |
| C o r n ball said: (IP 66.94.134.167) |
The cow ate some corn |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.2.223) |
Sneezed and pelted the bird with her poo. |
| Vicki said: (IP 24.57.145.0) |
There once was a fat boy named Sven |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.93.5) |
Who enjoyed the gulfcoast now and then |
| Padre said: (IP 66.94.134.12) |
So down in Pensacola |
| Beethoven said: (IP 65.8.37.102) |
while busking on his viola, |
| Come Again? said: (IP 66.94.134.57) |
He was coming where he'd already been. |
| Cheez Whizz said: (IP 66.94.134.57) |
There once was a guy in Racine |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.174) |
whose right ball was the size of a bean. |
| Henners said: (IP 137.222.132.156) |
His embarrassment soared |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.27) |
One night when he'd scored, |
| Ah, Nuts! said: (IP 66.94.132.58) |
He was not as nuts as he seemed |
| Provolone said: (IP 66.94.132.58) |
There once was a cute ballerina |
| transvestite? said: (IP 65.8.37.102) |
whose tutu concealed a "wiena" |
| ally said: (IP 203.166.96.240) |
AZZA |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.251) |
3.the"wiana" fell out 4. and got kicked about! |
| Allie said: (IP 68.210.171.143) |
I think that its name was Katrina |
| koyata89 said: (IP 24.65.54.161) |
There was a kid who was dropped on his head, |
| Knotz said: (IP 66.94.128.74) |
And many years later that knothead was wed. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
His young bride said: “Oh dear!” |
| Aha said: (IP 66.94.132.108) |
"It's suddenly clear!" |
| qtgirlie07 said: (IP 68.111.219.91) |
I didn't know he was dead! |
| KStilles said: (IP 66.180.104.100) |
I brought home a hobo for dinner |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.93.34.8) |
but as he was just a beginner |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.37.102) |
I cooked him well-done, |
| Barbecue said: (IP 66.94.134.249) |
On a spit just for fun. |
| Tiglobal.netge said: (IP 68.94.13.87) |
Just like that, this stud is a winner! |
| Renee Bischoff said: (IP 199.126.38.207) |
In my tree lived an alligator |
| upsydaisy said: (IP 66.94.134.216) |
He got there on the elevator. |
| John said: (IP 202.154.105.247) |
you are all gay, go and get a pay,take it up the ass, and wipe it on the glass, when its not night i |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
He fell down after while; On a blue crocodile, |
| John said: (IP 144.170.81.6) |
The size of a refrgerator |
| Pipes said: (IP 66.94.133.185) |
For dampness she called the plumber |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
She could tell there was no plumber dumber, |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.126) |
But he sure made her wet! |
| sorry i no its crap!! said: (IP 195.93.33.13) |
so she next called the vet |
| Frank (correct) said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
To find out who was the best cummer. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
A young girl named Sandpaper Sally, |
| Dill Pick said: (IP 66.94.135.77) |
Who was known to dilly and dally. |
| Dawdle said: (IP 66.94.129.77) |
And her dally's a dilly |
| Really said: (IP 66.94.128.225) |
But still rather silly |
| Sailor Named Bates said: (IP 68.7.127.251) |
She scuffed up the lads at the rally. |
| G Bushington said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
My erection is better today, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Ol' Sal left it all in a fray, |
| nutter gal said: (IP 195.93.34.14) |
but as soon as its hard |
| Frenchie said: (IP 66.94.134.162) |
Then we'll hear: "En Garde!" |
| koyata89 said: (IP 24.65.54.161) |
And then we'll just skip the foreplay |
| koyata89 said: (IP 24.65.54.161) |
Pretty soon it will be halloween, |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
And we’ll see “trick or treat” on the screen, |
| Ghoul said: (IP 66.94.132.49) |
Goblins and such |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Don't scare me too much, |
| brad said: (IP 69.69.201.251) |
But when I see Bob Saget I scream |
| KoolToo said: (IP 66.94.133.137) |
Cool Aid came bursting through the wall |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.114.6) |
and it was spiked with alcohol |
| Cheezz Whizz said: (IP 66.94.132.211) |
Tasted good at any rate |
| adclay said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And no need to wait |
| Makin Zees said: (IP 66.94.129.42) |
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and all. |
| Lamees said: (IP 198.53.99.95) |
8 |
| Gill said: (IP 70.48.236.72) |
1. There once was a man from Spain 2. This man was incredibly vain |
| DieZeit said: (IP 66.94.132.47) |
He spent every hour |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.217.72) |
Bathing in the shower |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Trying to remove all the cum stain |
| Wunst said: (IP 66.94.132.131) |
There once was a maiden in Wales |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.231.155) |
Who held two large cats by thier tails, |
| KitCartone said: (IP 66.94.134.159) |
The cats said "meow"... |
| Joel said: (IP 213.112.30.44) |
Would you stop it, you cow?! |
| KLT (I'm baaaaack) said: (IP 63.183.128.254) |
"It's easy to tell that we're males!" |
| KLT said: (IP 63.183.128.254) |
A virginal girl from the States |
| Acht said: (IP 66.94.128.80) |
Made great figures 8 with her skates |
| koyata89 said: (IP 24.65.54.161) |
But while she was twirling, |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.37.102) |
her skirt came unfurling, |
| Ahem said: (IP 66.94.128.17) |
Showing cuffs and collars were mates. |
| cheezz whizz said: (IP 66.94.128.17) |
We welcome back dear KLT !! |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.3.78) |
And invite her to open one knee, |
| gill said: (IP 70.48.237.246) |
you are the limerick queen |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.36.122) |
Teach these bums what you've seen, |
| Connor said: (IP 24.159.244.240) |
And forever in debt, we'll be. |
| Joel said: (IP 213.112.30.44) |
From China through Poland and Rome |
| anonymous said: (IP 193.53.93.41) |
An old German geisha came home |
| Henry Pill said: (IP 144.131.35.180) |
She spoke with a lisp |
| Smokey said: (IP 66.94.134.75) |
And smoked with a wisp |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Of hash that she' d scored off some gnome. |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.84.176) |
With a grin and a giggle she slid next to him, |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.157.25.108) |
Put her arm 'round him, said, "how's is goin' Slim" |
| Fender said: (IP 66.94.132.236) |
So he tuned his guitar |
| Bender said: (IP 216.108.217.144) |
While she hummed the next bar |
| Ender said: (IP 65.8.37.102) |
And her tone-deafness rendered her efforts quite grim. |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.94.133.5) |
There once was a maid in the Astor |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.84.176) |
Who loved to be covered in plaster, |
| adclay said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
She wanted mud in her crack |
| JointCompound said: (IP 66.94.132.76) |
And a gob on her back |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
No swinging dick could out last'er. |
| Accordion said: (IP 66.94.134.228) |
There once was a lady in Spain |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.156.50.115) |
Who ten pounds she needed to gain |
| misbe said: (IP 24.199.69.57) |
so she shopped for a poppa |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.84.176) |
Ended up on the blotta |
| anonymous said: (IP 67.71.37.195) |
and got stuffed 'til she felt pain |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.84.176) |
A fry cook at dairy queen once said, |
| DeeQue said: (IP 66.94.132.27) |
"McDonald's burgers are dead!" |
| Gill( down with Mcdonalds) said: (IP 69.156.50.115) |
They contain no real meat |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.37.102) |
except tough rodent feet |
| AhSo said: (IP 66.94.132.117) |
"And the French Fries are often like lead." |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.84.176) |
A trucker applied his park break, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And sat pearing out at the dark lake, |
| W.Puddy said: (IP 4.228.6.27) |
Then jumped up a duck |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.205.46.66) |
who had dipped itself in the muck |
| Wong said: (IP 66.94.132.174) |
Showing two wrongs no right may make |
| Jester said: (IP 66.94.132.174) |
There once was a circus with no clown |
| Bharath Chandrasekaran said: (IP 12.203.253.169) |
an acrobat who broke his crown |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.37.102) |
a dwarf six feet tall |
| HoHum said: (IP 66.94.132.250) |
and he was thought small |
| norfolk dumpling said: (IP 195.93.33.13) |
and the tight rope walker , walked upside down |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.84.176) |
As the succubus entered his victim, |
| George Makintosh said: (IP 195.93.33.9) |
Who ate lots and lots of Ham |
| emz said: (IP 62.252.128.17) |
His stomach did ache |
| Demoness said: (IP 66.94.132.5) |
And bedsprings did quake |
| BabaLouie said: (IP 66.94.132.243) |
'Cause she was a her, not a him.... |
| SpookyDoo said: (IP 66.94.132.243) |
There once was a ghoul in Killarney |
| nigel said: (IP 24.141.18.113) |
Who detested the dinousaur, Barney. |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.84.176) |
So he whipped and he lashed, |
| Cutter said: (IP 66.94.134.216) |
'Til that lizzard was gashed |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.37.102) |
then flipped 'im on the crypt of Art Carney. |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.37.102) |
Fog lay o'er the old cemetery |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.94) |
Dark forms appeared and were quite scary! |
| KLT said: (IP 4.234.138.174) |
Then I put on a mask |
| KLT said: (IP 4.234.168.251) |
So no one would ask, |
| KLT said: (IP 4.234.57.226) |
"Are you dead or alive? Should we bury?" |
| SpeakUp said: (IP 66.94.135.30) |
A wise old man once said to me |
| Geezer said: (IP 65.8.37.102) |
"Most people don't age gracefully..." |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.84.176) |
Half of our time is spent, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
In the pub gettin' bent, |
| ComeOn said: (IP 66.94.132.246) |
And the other half trying to pee... |
| UpNcomer said: (IP 66.94.132.246) |
Now and then there comes a lass |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
With that perfect, incredible ass, |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.84.176) |
If you could gain entrance |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.188) |
for only twenty-five cents |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
It's a bargain the Pope couldn't pass. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
I arrived at her plump, ample bosom, |
| Michael Jackson's Alibi said: (IP 82.42.61.144) |
Which was sticky from my freshly pumped jism, |
| emm said: (IP 81.105.233.195) |
He said Maam do you mind, |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.84.176) |
If I fully unwind, |
| Swabby said: (IP 66.94.132.23) |
I've just been promoted to boatswain (say "Bo-Sun") |
| IncaDude said: (IP 66.94.132.23) |
There was an young woman in Quito |
| Robert oechsle said: (IP 144.137.43.63) |
who bought condoms in GO-LO |
| Harley said: (IP 203.59.182.107) |
who ate some chilli |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And screwed me silly, |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.84.176) |
But continued to cum goin' solo. |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.84.176) |
He asked if the rug matched the curtains |
| CarpetWorld said: (IP 66.94.128.32) |
While he knew it was faded, for certain |
| Lindsay said: (IP 209.247.222.82) |
It was really ugly |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.77.239) |
and stunk of dog pee |
| Frank (pee fetishes are 2 ped) said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Cause thats where the pooch was a squirtin' |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
I'd not seen a bosom so ample, |
| Zeppelin said: (IP 66.94.134.194) |
But hers were like blimps, for example |
| Pat said: (IP 129.89.251.171) |
When I clawed them and squeezed |
| FlatulentBlimp said: (IP 66.94.132.42) |
She farted and sneezed |
| Tom Huber said: (IP 64.7.161.253) |
and quickly offered a sample |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.125) |
"Will you fax me? " she asked him softly. |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.77.239) |
"W-whatever you ax me," he stammered roughly. |
| SoooNervous said: (IP 66.94.134.237) |
He fumbled around |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
'Til her puss hole he found, |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.86.248) |
Pecked his keyboared 'til he made a copy. |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.86.248) |
One day at the V.A. hospiital, |
| Meaty said: (IP 66.94.134.90) |
I met a reformed cannibal |
| lady Shallot said: (IP 24.164.185.249) |
when we sat down for lunch, |
| KoKoVann said: (IP 66.94.134.217) |
she wanted to munch |
| sushi said: (IP 68.41.109.105) |
on the leaves of a tree 10 feet tall |
| FlaFlo said: (IP 66.94.128.11) |
A cutie from Pensacola |
| FrenchFry said: (IP 65.11.77.239) |
enjoyed reading novels of Zola |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.86.248) |
Each page was a treasure, |
| EasyDuzit said: (IP 66.94.133.42) |
All read at her leisure |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.66.30) |
'Cause her sweetie had plenty of moola. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.66.30) |
That lassie from Pensacola, |
| Newbie said: (IP 205.231.148.37) |
Not the miss married to T. Mattola, |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.77.239) |
Was so filthy rich |
| Sweeps said: (IP 66.94.128.20) |
And generous which ... |
| Cola Panola said: (IP 66.94.132.218) |
Caused her to imbibe Pepsi Cola ! |
| Cheezz Whizz said: (IP 66.94.132.218) |
When eating a Philly Cheese Steak |
| Cheez Whiz = Plastic said: (IP 65.11.77.239) |
First make sure that the cheese isn't fake |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.66.30) |
It will bind just as tight, |
| thiggymen said: (IP 151.213.117.117) |
give the toilet a fright |
| yk said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
And leave a trail of blood in its wake |
| midget hater said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
My ex wife is a cold hearted witch |
| PoGuy said: (IP 66.94.128.238) |
Now, I'm broke and she's rather rich... |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.86.248) |
Just 'cause I got caught, |
| yk said: (IP 68.32.107.136) |
with my pants in a knot |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Fuckin' her sis in the ditch. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
The day that I first met her sister, |
| KStilles said: (IP 66.180.104.100) |
Put my hand down her pants and I kissed her |
| parl;ady said: (IP 69.157.36.3) |
You'll never guess what I found |
| Feelings! said: (IP 66.94.129.76) |
Two of them and they were round |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.86.248) |
And a dong longer than mine with a blister. |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.86.248) |
Although the guacomole had festered, |
| FoodPoisoned said: (IP 66.94.132.32) |
And I got ptomaine during last semester |
| Oh Well said: (IP 66.94.132.56) |
We ate it anyway |
| Scuba Steve said: (IP 144.96.16.166) |
As we said, "What the Hey." |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
What a poor example of a limerick Helen Keller then gestured. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
There once was a fellow named Kirby, |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.86.248) |
Killed two people while He wore a derby, |
| norfolk dumpling said: (IP 195.93.33.9) |
The next line you will find |
| Nockerln said: (IP 66.94.132.68) |
He was out of his mind |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.231.34) |
You could say he's as buggy as Herbie. |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.231.34) |
I once slept with a fashion designer, |
| Joel said: (IP 213.112.30.44) |
then was charged for "humping a minor" |
| LeatherFace said: (IP 66.94.132.141) |
Tho she looked rather old |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.85.140) |
what I never was told |
| Alas said: (IP 66.94.128.196) |
Was to do it in front - not behind her. |
| Antilles said: (IP 66.94.128.196) |
A darling young girl from Aruba |
| Sousaphone said: (IP 65.11.85.140) |
Liked a guy in the band who played tuba. |
| Craw said: (IP 195.117.66.211) |
She was slim but deep |
| midsummer said: (IP 204.107.45.6) |
And when she came she would weep |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.86.248) |
She named her first born Oompa Loompa. |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.86.248) |
Once a drug genked bitch named Erin, |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Had a beautiful puss with no hair on |
| Joel said: (IP 213.112.30.43) |
But the problem remained |
| OooEee said: (IP 66.94.135.101) |
When infections are drained |
| Jake said: (IP 68.41.135.115) |
She is still able to get her scare on |
| Jake said: (IP 68.41.135.115) |
Once there a man, his name was Jonny |
| HeyDere said: (IP 66.94.132.185) |
He sang old folksongs like "Hey, Nonny, Nonny" |
| jersey said: (IP 68.186.184.95) |
He went for a trip |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.85.140) |
On a glitzy cruise ship |
| Pat Whittle said: (IP 81.157.0.33) |
Now wears high heels and calls himself Bonny |
| Fandango Lil said: (IP 81.157.0.33) |
There once was a young dog called Ben |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Who trapped a fine hare in his pen |
| O'Hare said: (IP 66.94.128.179) |
And ate him for dinner |
| Mad Rhymer said: (IP 81.155.208.198) |
Then oddly, got thinner |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
With calories all over his chin, |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.86.248) |
One evening at the club oasis, |
| Hob Nob said: (IP 65.11.85.140) |
Right after we'd taken our places, |
| Martini said: (IP 66.94.132.52) |
The waiter said, Sir - - - |
| a nonny mouse said: (IP 70.48.237.59) |
Did it ever occur |
| Come Again said: (IP 66.94.132.52) |
To you that we don't drink from vases? |
| A. Laska said: (IP 66.94.132.52) |
Ther once was a cutie from Fairbanks |
| Breathless said: (IP 65.11.85.140) |
Who inhaled oxygen from air tanks |
| Dixie said: (IP 66.94.128.126) |
When she whistled a tune |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.86.248) |
You.d hope your immune, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
You could catch a cold from them there skanks. |
| Cheddar said: (IP 66.94.134.109) |
There once were two girls in Milwaukee |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.86.248) |
Who had a vibrating walky talky, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
When they would connect, |
| Sit Up Straight said: (IP 66.94.134.221) |
They would both stand erect. |
| Sanftig said: (IP 66.94.128.183) |
'Til they became fat and forty. |
| Just a Room said: (IP 66.94.128.183) |
The lady had a pied à terre |
| discreet said: (IP 65.11.85.140) |
a venue for her latest affair |
| Lace said: (IP 66.94.135.228) |
with lacey curtains |
| a nonny mouse(gill) said: (IP 69.156.49.231) |
That she knew for certains |
| bondaluh said: (IP 217.184.103.201) |
would save her from grief and despair |
| Crackers said: (IP 66.94.133.22) |
Poor Polly could get no date |
| a nonny mouse(gill) said: (IP 69.156.49.231) |
Oh how she wanted a mate |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.11.85.140) |
But with that protrusion |
| Oh My said: (IP 66.94.134.172) |
And all the confusion |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.167) |
the result would be left up to fate. |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.167) |
Now if a male had a large protusion, |
| Rooski said: (IP 66.94.132.34) |
He could be mistaken for a Belo Roosian |
| lady Shallot said: (IP 24.164.185.249) |
But if his handle was shorter |
| Get Up, Get Up! said: (IP 66.94.133.90) |
And quite a bit harder |
| Splat said: (IP 65.11.85.140) |
Then rhyming might cause him less confusion. |
| a nonny mouse(gill) said: (IP 70.48.236.8) |
There once was a head so big |
| Trucker said: (IP 66.94.134.27) |
You could park a semi-rig |
| Schnozzz said: (IP 65.11.85.140) |
In one of the nostrils |
| Nun said: (IP 66.94.128.204) |
Just living so cloistral |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.16) |
Aw heck, I don't give a fig. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.16) |
There once was a lovely young thang, |
| Amber said: (IP 68.149.58.43) |
Who wished to go out with a bang |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
So she hung by her knees, |
| starr*** said: (IP 207.102.34.147) |
and walked the trappese |
| Man of the Forest said: (IP 66.94.132.183) |
And in general portrayed an orang. |
| Cheezz Whizz said: (IP 66.94.132.183) |
There once was a trick done in vitro |
| Joanna Fudge said: (IP 62.252.32.12) |
As people attended the bistro |
| deebo said: (IP 209.247.222.46) |
They all stood and gawked |
| Corky said: (IP 66.94.133.183) |
And wine bottles un-cawked |
| Culex said: (IP 66.94.133.27) |
Some even swatted mosquitos. |
| Big House said: (IP 66.94.133.27) |
As I was going to prison |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
I thought how my savior had risen, |
| Saved 2 by Grace said: (IP 66.94.132.63) |
How He saved my soul |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.16) |
His love made me whole, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
But I gave it away just like wizzin'. |
| M.Goose said: (IP 66.94.128.114) |
Hickory, Dickery, Dock! |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
This chick was sucking my cock |
| Short Fuse said: (IP 66.94.134.90) |
I came so quickly |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
The spunk was quite sticky. |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
I dumped the whore off on the next block |
| Cheezz Whizz said: (IP 66.94.128.153) |
As I was going to Falmouth |
| Edam said: (IP 66.94.128.135) |
I met a girl named Alma |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
She'd not yet said a word |
| kat said: (IP 152.163.100.70) |
Yet she sung like a bird |
| Wicked Nasty said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
Too bad she had such a fowl mouth. |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
Yo' mama's so ugly that she |
| bruno said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Matches Frank's ass to a tee |
| O duh smell said: (IP 66.94.128.252) |
And Bruno should know |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
'Cuz she gave him a show |
| Freebie said: (IP 66.94.134.67) |
And didn't even charge a fee... |
| Pumpernickel said: (IP 66.94.134.67) |
As I sat down to dine one night |
| Connoisseur said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
The bouquet of the wine wasn't right |
| Peter B. Norton said: (IP 216.197.7.94) |
Should have ordered a beer |
| starr*** said: (IP 209.52.33.16) |
though it kinda sound queer |
| S'Alright? Alright ! said: (IP 66.94.134.31) |
But thing'r gonna turn out alright . . . |
| Dog 8 Dog said: (IP 66.94.134.31) |
Whenever I try to sing Hip - Hop |
| my dads in the toilet going plip plop said: (IP 144.139.113.89) |
mums down the ship shop |
| Sing? said: (IP 66.94.134.203) |
Rubba, baybuh, dubbuh, Dah |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.73) |
Your singing won't take you fah! |
| Iris said: (IP 212.144.167.57) |
It will only annoy our bishop! |
| MayPo said: (IP 66.94.134.102) |
As I sat down to breakfast |
| WaffleTime said: (IP 66.94.132.195) |
I think it was the 5th of August. |
| FlapJack said: (IP 66.94.134.92) |
I got a waffle |
| PBN said: (IP 216.197.7.111) |
and it smelled like offal |
| Guts & Guts said: (IP 66.94.134.220) |
But was just too good to last . . . |
| Provolone said: (IP 66.94.134.220) |
There once was a lady from Lisbon |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
Who pinned up her wild hair in a frizz-bun |
| anuj said: (IP 202.41.106.101) |
Derk looked at her and cried aloud |
| pranav said: (IP 202.41.106.12) |
A bun in the hair is nothing for one to be proud |
| c'mon dum fukker said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
..glorble.. "I'm trying to avoid all the jizz, son. |
| APG said: (IP 202.41.106.101) |
T'was his first visit to India |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
What he did must seem like a sin to ya, |
| punjabi said: (IP 202.41.106.101) |
He renounced his family n became a monk |
| Howzat? said: (IP 66.94.132.202) |
And ate lotus bulbs until he was gaunt |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.4.46) |
And now he won't cliam that he's kin ta ya. |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.4.46) |
Madge had a swollen left knocker, |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
from an unfortunate bump playing soccer |
| Andromache said: (IP 66.94.132.231) |
And the scrapes on her knees |
| PBN said: (IP 216.197.7.118) |
Made her fear a disease |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.209) |
and that no one would want to focker. |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.209) |
A pretty , young blond in Beliz. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Made a good wage on her knees, |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
But, when on all fours |
| Beaucoup said: (IP 66.94.135.211) |
Merci and Alors ! |
| Boids said: (IP 66.94.135.125) |
It's all about birds and the bees . .. |
| lolllie said: (IP 12.221.100.189) |
I never did see what had happened |
| Speeding Bullett said: (IP 66.94.128.102) |
Her moves were so darn rapid |
| Dazed said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
I woke up on the floor |
| bruno II said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
With my underwear tore |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And my balls and my pecker were chap-ped |
| Ebenezer said: (IP 66.94.132.22) |
You'll want all day off tomorrow, I suppose ? |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
just to lie on the sofa and yank on your hose, |
| bruno II said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
With your KY jelly in hand |
| W.Puddy said: (IP 4.227.207.221) |
Granting Custer's last stand |
| jt said: (IP 205.188.116.73) |
just be cautious and cover your eyes and nose |
| Seegars said: (IP 66.94.134.32) |
A tobaccoist living in Raleigh |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Sold some pot to a fat man from Bali |
| RubberBumpers said: (IP 66.94.134.2) |
But the pot was ceramic |
| zzzzzzzzzzzz said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
Fatso swapped it for a hammock |
| Alex said: (IP 203.153.231.50) |
And now he has major salami! |
| Alx said: (IP 203.153.231.50) |
There once was a man called Big Bob, |
| Slieper said: (IP 66.94.134.55) |
And he twice fell asleep on the job |
| Edam said: (IP 66.94.132.155) |
While he made Z's |
| Old fart said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
He cut some foul cheese |
| Boo Boo said: (IP 82.41.203.158) |
And licked it off his maggot of a knob |
| BooBoo said: (IP 82.41.203.158) |
There was little man called Rob |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.80.120) |
Smoked crack out of a corn cob, |
| Wee Willie said: (IP 66.94.132.117) |
He was so small |
| Munfhf said: (IP 66.94.132.202) |
That 'Tattoo' was tall |
| ThatsAllFolks said: (IP 66.94.128.16) |
Or so it seemed to Rob . . |
| Lilly said: (IP 66.94.128.16) |
When once a maiden came to lee |
| a nonny mouse(gill) said: (IP 69.156.48.233) |
Her real purpose was to pee |
| Tinkler said: (IP 66.94.128.150) |
But when it flowed forth |
| Splash said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
The gale sent it north |
| Tsunami said: (IP 216.197.7.101) |
And the wave washed us all out to sea |
| PBN said: (IP 216.197.7.101) |
The women at the grocery store |
| Scammin' said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
Paid with food stamps, but weren't a bit poor |
| Appearances said: (IP 66.94.132.191) |
Or so it seemed |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
And the manager beamed |
| Federal Aide said: (IP 66.94.134.177) |
Food Samps ain't so much anymore ... (that's a fact) |
| Duke E Doo said: (IP 66.94.134.177) |
There once was a Duchy of note |
| Ditch Digger said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
'Round its castle was a deep, murky moat |
| Dippy said: (IP 66.94.128.53) |
When the Duke took a dip |
| (Chomp!) said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
Something else took a nip |
| Ouch! said: (IP 66.94.132.59) |
OUOTE And it got my balls, too UNQUOTE |
| Keyhole said: (IP 66.94.132.59) |
After locking and bolting the door |
| theflea said: (IP 68.201.80.120) |
He spread jello across the floor, |
| lauraB said: (IP 217.42.136.225) |
and munched away all night |
| Cherry Flavor said: (IP 66.94.134.41) |
like a squishy parasite |
| cartoonist said: (IP 64.109.134.130) |
and yet still he pleaded for more. |
| Spelzz said: (IP 66.94.132.227) |
There once was a maiden in Salem |
| a nonny mouse(gill) said: (IP 69.156.48.129) |
Who had one bug prob-lem |
| Auntie Em said: (IP 66.94.132.160) |
Ants in her pants |
| miss bella said: (IP 152.163.100.14) |
Made her do a crazy dance |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.94.132.86) |
While she did thrash, stomp and swat 'em |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.80.120) |
With twenty six shopping days until Christmas, |
| Punny said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
We shoppers are anything but listless |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.156.49.227) |
So many presents to buy |
| Para Revoluciones said: (IP 66.94.132.188) |
For someone in Paraguay |
| Sherry said: (IP 64.12.116.132) |
What we'll purchase is anyone's guess |
| Yip Hippee said: (IP 66.94.132.23) |
Where have all the snow men gone |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.80.120) |
And all snow angels are hither & yon, |
| Pulver Schnee said: (IP 66.94.132.203) |
Found a carrot nose |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Tis all that's left, I suppose |
| (It's not even winter yet...) said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
Of them who went on to water the lawn. |
| Curious G. said: (IP 66.94.128.198) |
A beggar once told me this tale |
| Ouch! said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
How he stepped on an old rusty nail |
| Try Again said: (IP 66.94.134.122) |
How a Genie appeared |
| Yikes! said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
And, just as he he'd feared, |
| anonymous said: (IP 211.29.43.153) |
he laid the genie for five buks a night |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.80.120) |
Though she was tiny cute and petite, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
The depth of her cunt was two feet, |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
No mere man could please her |
| lady Shallot said: (IP 24.164.185.249) |
though many would tease her |
| Hannah said: (IP 24.238.183.237) |
so she had to date a rat with 2 feet |
| Hannah said: (IP 24.238.183.237) |
There was a girl who liked a guy named Dane |
| Have A. Headache said: (IP 66.94.128.125) |
And he liked her, but thought they should abstain. |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
What he secretly feared |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Was the way she was "reared" |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
By ex-con pedophile Uncle Wayne. |
| Hic! said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
A dozen drunks drinking in Dover |
| Roger O. said: (IP 66.94.132.34) |
Radioed: "Roger and Over" |
| css said: (IP 65.27.239.247) |
And after a while |
| With Thine Eyes said: (IP 66.94.134.101) |
In true drunken style |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
They threw up in their nice new Range Rover. |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
While walking one day in Mumbai |
| Mum's d'Wurd said: (IP 66.94.132.82) |
I happened to meet a dumb guy |
| KStilles said: (IP 66.180.104.100) |
He sat on a rock |
| Fat Snowman said: (IP 24.245.47.111) |
His ears made him look just like Spock |
| Bye said: (IP 66.94.132.26) |
And so will we all bye-and-bye |
| Dalai L. said: (IP 66.94.132.26) |
A lama once travelled to Lhasa |
| Hannah and Rebecca said: (IP 70.241.173.162) |
He carried a bucketfull of salsa |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
He would've brought chips |
| a nonny mouse(gill) said: (IP 69.156.51.51) |
but he didn't have lips |
| Casablanca said: (IP 66.94.132.5) |
To order them from his casa . . . |
| Laureate 2 said: (IP 66.94.132.5) |
There once was a poet named Ghyll |
| True said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
Who regaled us each day with much Swyll |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Once sharing some wit |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.93.138) |
With an admiring halfwit, |
| Taneshia said: (IP 207.108.244.151) |
Ghyll was really quite swell |
| loserrhymer said: (IP 207.108.244.151) |
Three once was a man who wore woman's clothing |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
And try as he might, he couldn't stop loathing |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.95.94) |
Those around who stopped and stared, |
| Vest Changer said: (IP 66.94.132.115) |
To see sweet Paulette who once was Pierre |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Would gaze down his pants and see no thing! |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
The learned man knows this quite clearly |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
He must not treat his wife cavalierly |
| Cheers said: (IP 66.94.133.80) |
But with utmost good cheer |
| Pamela said: (IP 200.96.165.37) |
Must also drink a beer |
| Nooooo! Sigh...... said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
4. And a hearty "Yes, dear," 5. He knows offenses are dealt with severely. |
| Frack said: (IP 66.94.132.213) |
A newlywed couple named Frick |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Knew the marriage they had wouldn't stick |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.95.94) |
For the best they could hope, |
| Joel said: (IP 213.112.30.20) |
That the children would cope |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.228.109) |
And not wind up too socially sick. |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.228.109) |
A newlywed husband named Frock, |
| After A Fox said: (IP 66.94.132.78) |
Chased his newlywed bride 'round the block. |
| dolphin said: (IP 81.129.141.184) |
he stepped in a puddle |
| mark said: (IP 68.88.188.224) |
dragged his wang through the muddle |
| Much Ado said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
'Twas a very deep puddle - or a crock. |
| Kicker said: (IP 66.94.132.28) |
There are several ways to your goal |
| Ecks said: (IP 66.94.132.133) |
But one is out of our control |
| Masibator said: (IP 69.167.113.145) |
We will do what it takes |
| the flea said: (IP 68.201.95.94) |
To limit head fakes, |
| Spidenkin said: (IP 81.77.254.160) |
Then the rest comes straight from the soul |
| Spidenkin said: (IP 81.77.254.160) |
A fluffy wee kitty called Milly |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Drank some bad milk and went silly |
| Slighty Mouse said: (IP 66.94.132.121) |
She smiled at a rat |
| Grinz said: (IP 66.94.132.231) |
Like an old Cheshire cat |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.94.134.254) |
And laughed at his limp willy-nilly |
| Chuck Cluck said: (IP 66.94.134.254) |
The Chicken Ranch is now long gone |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.230.45.114) |
Their pecking place is now a lawn |
| Good Times said: (IP 66.94.135.76) |
Just an Historical Marker |
| TAM said: (IP 66.94.134.137) |
About Aggies is starker |
| ErH said: (IP 155.68.68.236) |
You see, they all killed Farmer John |
| W.K.Kirk said: (IP 80.176.87.139) |
A doughty young lad from New Delhi |
| Howzzat? said: (IP 66.94.128.182) |
Was chastised and scorned for misspelling |
| Lou said: (IP 68.249.244.98) |
So with his bride by his side |
| Woodskids said: (IP 65.129.219.217) |
They went down a slide |
| spidenkin said: (IP 84.65.163.37) |
and went home for a big slice of melon |
| Agnos said: (IP 66.94.129.98) |
Don't know what to say? Write Nothing |
| critic said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
But that never stops some fools from bluffing |
| Tige said: (IP 66.30.118.158) |
'Though they still will debate, |
| mifune said: (IP 66.157.39.242) |
and the right gets irate |
| bruno II said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
For this shit we all do the suffering |
| bruno II said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
Ole Frank has a boss who's a shithead |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
When he loses it, boy does he get red, |
| bruno II said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
An unbelievable prick |
| Mike Smitley said: (IP 69.165.16.58) |
That dick makes me sick |
| Pharmer said: (IP 65.27.172.56) |
Now his boss is in a creek's bed. |
| Riku said: (IP 81.197.244.210) |
Bush is the president of USA |
| suzi said: (IP 62.254.0.30) |
he sleeps in a barn and munches on hay |
| a nonny mouse(gill) said: (IP 70.48.43.35) |
His war is a farce |
| Nine Eleven said: (IP 66.94.134.223) |
But we're targets, of course . . . |
| KLT said: (IP 4.234.235.124) |
Perhaps we should all start to pray. |
| Ghost said: (IP 66.94.134.223) |
There's the Lady of White Rock Lake |
| Ajeet said: (IP 211.76.97.228) |
Who went to her lover's rake |
| Gossamer Gown said: (IP 66.94.134.115) |
Then hitchhiked a ride |
| chantel said: (IP 62.255.64.6) |
she took it with pirde |
| Resigned said: (IP 66.94.134.214) |
Let's scrap this one for Heaven's Sake ! |
| a nonny mouse(gill) said: (IP 64.230.45.21) |
Christmas is soon coming, beware |
| Jim said: (IP 142.22.16.59) |
I really need to fix my hair |
| Crusty Tose said: (IP 66.94.128.156) |
And scrub my feet |
| Anto said: (IP 203.197.189.2) |
Coz I should smell sweet |
| Pinkie said: (IP 66.94.133.133) |
And show my bottom pink and bare. |
| Brock Rock said: (IP 66.94.133.133) |
A newlywed couple named Brock |
| T. Tock said: (IP 66.94.134.30) |
Connected their bed to a clock |
| spidenkin said: (IP 81.76.21.8) |
But when the clock chimed |
| bruno II said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
The two of them were primed |
| J. S .Bach said: (IP 66.94.132.200) |
For Johann Sebastian Bach |
| He He He said: (IP 66.94.132.200) |
She thought it nof funny, The Thing |
| bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt! said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
that zapped voltage thru her nipple ring |
| Arrestor Jr. said: (IP 66.94.134.103) |
So she hooked up a ground wire |
| hmmm said: (IP 68.83.222.158) |
and prepared for a fire |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
But she strangely felt nary a zing. |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
"My gawd" I exclaimed with alarm |
| Hoe hoe hoe said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
I'd just barely missed buying the farm |
| Nine Yards said: (IP 66.94.129.210) |
All forty acres |
| anonymous said: (IP 217.43.108.42) |
convert into bakers |
| Macabre said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
And Limerick Hell's extremely warm. |
| a nonny mouse(gill) said: (IP 69.156.48.128) |
Your hair is on fire beware! |
| burn, baby! said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
You resemble a red safety flare |
| Patience said: (IP 66.94.128.246) |
But after a while |
| zab said: (IP 213.122.1.241) |
when you've run a mile |
| Julie Regan said: (IP 203.217.68.251) |
You look like a red headed young hare |
| Julie Regan said: (IP 203.217.68.251) |
There once was a chap from Australia |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
With his rapier wit he'd assail ya |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
But while quick with a pun, |
| G'Day said: (IP 66.94.128.167) |
That old son-of-a-gun |
| Tro Enerson said: (IP 24.54.232.207) |
Became dyslectic and a failyuh!! |
| Yeehaw! said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
A rugged old man from Kentucky |
| Colonel S. said: (IP 66.94.128.137) |
Chased chickens until he got lucky |
| Capon said: (IP 66.94.128.240) |
That hen loved him so |
| Eddie said: (IP 64.12.116.130) |
though he called her a ho |
| Lisa said: (IP 141.150.118.125) |
he still had a very good fucky |
| norfolkdumpling said: (IP 195.93.34.10) |
As christmas comes but once a year |
| Bud Weiser said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
We all need to stock up on beer |
| Candy Cane said: (IP 66.94.134.102) |
And pretzels too |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
but only a few |
| tara said: (IP 195.93.33.13) |
and we'll eb smiling from ear to ear |
| H. Wessel said: (IP 66.94.128.198) |
A newly wed couple named Bates |
| yankee said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
began humping on top of some crates |
| Crater said: (IP 66.94.134.72) |
But when the crates broke |
| Poppis said: (IP 81.197.249.156) |
Mrs Bates woke |
| Flower said: (IP 66.94.128.27) |
As she was about to defoliate |
| Dai Wei Dan said: (IP 66.94.128.27) |
A beautiful girl in Shanghai |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Turned guys on with the wink of her eye |
| Glass I. said: (IP 66.94.132.201) |
Though one was prosthetic |
| Iris said: (IP 217.184.108.174) |
It was quite aesthetic |
| Guayan said: (IP 66.94.128.189) |
Handmade down in Paraguay |
| Kolet said: (IP 66.94.128.189) |
There once was a girl named Collette |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Who walked the tightrope with no net |
| Space cadet said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
Overlooking the gravity |
| Toby said: (IP 217.197.100.201) |
That she had a wet panty |
| For U 2? said: (IP 66.94.135.201) |
Needs a kiss and a quick cigarette |
| Poppis said: (IP 81.197.249.156) |
there's no point in making war |
| a nonny mouse(gill) said: (IP 69.156.49.128) |
It wouldn't have happened if people voted Gore |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
So let's stick flowers in their guns |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
And kiss goodbye our own buns |
| kevin mckenna said: (IP 66.205.133.197) |
and Bush will say we must get the Nuns! |
| Poppis said: (IP 81.197.249.156) |
Last Christmas I gave you my heart |
| Dimwit said: (IP 66.94.132.99) |
Now, I wonder if that was smart ! |
| Grenadejumper said: (IP 81.77.222.209) |
I've found out u cheated |
| Broke said: (IP 66.94.132.49) |
'Til my money was depleted |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
You cold-hearted, gold-digging tart! |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
The first kiss, I'll admit, is the toughest |
| Ms Gruff said: (IP 66.94.128.250) |
And those who resist are the gruffest... |
| morky said: (IP 61.9.229.160) |
But to do such a stunt, |
| tester said: (IP 213.42.2.11) |
You need come c*** |
| Muffy said: (IP 66.94.134.59) |
And kiss the one that has the muffest |
| J. O. Elf said: (IP 66.94.134.59) |
That Jolly Old Elf shouldered his bag |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.8.45) |
And plunged into the chute of a naughty hag, |
| Ciara said: (IP 195.93.32.13) |
It honestly reminded me of a silly old tale |
| nate said: (IP 68.14.195.52) |
about a mouse and a whale |
| r d walker said: (IP 66.138.240.247) |
but the elf got lost in a sag |
| Slips said: (IP 66.94.134.152) |
A lady who slipped on the ice |
| FewWords said: (IP 66.94.132.140) |
Provided this sage advice: |
| Splits said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
Take heed what you're wearing |
| Cusser said: (IP 66.94.128.119) |
When you fall avoid swearing |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
And to the mensch that lifts you: be nice. |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
On Christmas the stores are all shuttered |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.15) |
and here we sit with our rolls all buttered. |
| Butterball said: (IP 66.94.132.105) |
Here comes the fat turkey! |
| chris holen said: (IP 68.12.70.190) |
the gravy looked murky |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.8.45) |
Like the health and career of Ru Studdard. |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.8.45) |
While searching the croud for a looker, |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.70) |
he spied his favorite hooker. |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
"Land Ho!" he exclaimed |
| Wat Ho said: (IP 66.94.128.171) |
"Ho, Ho, HO", he defamed |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
I'd best find her before the cops book her! |
| deebo said: (IP 209.247.222.47) |
A chap from Las Vegas, well hung |
| bruno II (eat shit frank) said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
Who's mom tricked him while still quite young |
| Sweety said: (IP 66.94.132.36) |
She dressed him as femme |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.117.60) |
A douch must have been quite grim. |
| anonymous said: (IP 80.43.28.209) |
and from tht day he sung |
| Down Utter said: (IP 66.94.128.226) |
There once was a woman in Perth |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Who was seeking to double her worth |
| ol' grey mare said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
One day at the races |
| 'Sah Bet said: (IP 66.94.129.16) |
As is done in some cases |
| rubbish said: (IP 81.155.178.105) |
it was impressive, she randomly gave birth |
| hello said: (IP 81.155.178.105) |
hello |
| anonymous said: (IP 70.48.43.194) |
1. There once was a man from Spain 2. He was incredibly vain |
| bruno II said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
His penis was no prize |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
It got lost in his muscular thighs |
| The Last Line said: (IP 66.94.128.85) |
It almost drove him insane |
| Kiddo King said: (IP 66.94.128.85) |
A juvenile poet took pen |
| Hunan said: (IP 66.94.134.26) |
And wrote in mandarin |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.11) |
"Brown Spots On The Wall Too" |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.9) |
Authored by Hoo Flung Poo |
| Amy said: (IP 195.92.168.174) |
But then he got shot by old men |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
if the twice-married man were more clever |
| fisher1 said: (IP 64.12.116.67) |
He'd tell his third wife , he never |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
Loved her money a bit |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.72) |
and would take none of her shit!! |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Or he go back and re-marry Trevor! |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Sister Frau had a crush on a Priest |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
That she'd met in old Germany's East |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
She thought of confession |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.19.77) |
But found that aggression, |
| Chee Hui Juan said: (IP 165.21.83.240) |
9 |
| Hui Juan said: (IP 165.21.83.240) |
8 |
| Not this sh!t again! said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
1. Oh great, there's a new "genius" here 2. What a way to begin a new year! |
| bruno II said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
What a total shitbird |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
As if "8" were a word! |
| Bye Juan said: (IP 66.94.132.133) |
Let's hope Hui Juan disappears ! |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.148.120) |
She called him her lovable runt. |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.110.246) |
but he could never complete such a stunt |
| Grossarsch said: (IP 66.94.134.130) |
Though he was small |
| anonymous said: (IP 202.156.2.194) |
And was not tall |
| cherie kwek said: (IP 165.21.154.68) |
he wanted to make a fun |
| cherie kwek said: (IP 165.21.154.75) |
an old man in a dusty horse stable |
| Don said: (IP 204.186.14.43) |
yawned as he related this fable |
| Your Mother said: (IP 142.32.208.232) |
once when he was young |
| melissa said: (IP 151.201.110.64) |
he took his six inch tounge |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
And freightened a rider named Mabel. |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
While swimming one day in lake Erie |
| Relativy Tea said: (IP 66.94.134.183) |
He constructed the Cold Water Theory |
| Adam Erdwin said: (IP 62.255.32.11) |
it was fun when he started |
| Chilly Sue Nami said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
'Til the water departed |
| Ickie Ricky said: (IP 66.94.132.44) |
Cause the bottom is icky and dreary! |
| Cheez Whizz said: (IP 66.94.132.44) |
A newly wed couple named Paul |
| Chutzpah said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
Had the wholly unmitigated gall |
| Mel said: (IP 216.232.52.83) |
He said he would love his o' dear wife |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.114.231) |
For the rest of her life |
| Summer 2 said: (IP 66.94.134.110) |
Including the spring and the fall ... |
| Right / Starboard said: (IP 66.94.134.110) |
She just didn't know where she left it |
| albert said: (IP 219.88.161.69) |
She lost it, she had to admit |
| mud said: (IP 198.51.13.162) |
Now where could it be? |
| cherie said: (IP 165.21.154.71) |
is it under the meat |
| ml said: (IP 24.147.254.71) |
oh heavens, it's still in my corset! |
| S. Spanya said: (IP 66.94.129.165) |
A charming young thing in Seville |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Had no funds to settle the bill |
| chris holen said: (IP 68.12.70.190) |
she pressed on her neck |
| Leigh cunt said: (IP 142.30.200.66) |
FUCK ALL YALL |
| Ah So ! said: (IP 66.94.134.88) |
Forgive Leigh (flunking in English) |
| mccay said: (IP 67.132.242.77) |
if you read it hear and say it there |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Then with your facts, please take great care |
| parklady said: (IP 67.71.38.164) |
Do not mix your story up |
| mccay said: (IP 67.132.242.77) |
cause you might be told to put them up |
| Cheeten Heart said: (IP 66.94.132.7) |
Cheatin's cheatin' and fair is fair ! |
| Jock 2 U said: (IP 66.94.132.7) |
There once was a Frenchman named Jacques |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Whose poor accent people would mock |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.114.76) |
To speak clearly, he tried |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
with his tongue as his guide |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.116.135) |
But there was too much "Au Vin" with his "Coq." |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
While strolling one day in Manhattan |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.116.196) |
I saw Bill and Hillary chattin'... |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Then in strolled Lewinsky |
| adclay said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
And gave Bill a boner (inski) |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.225.235) |
Which blew a big wad on her satin. |
| C. Jones said: (IP 66.94.132.104) |
There once was a man from Chelsea |
| besure said: (IP 61.95.194.78) |
Who never ever had been at sea |
| Can U. said: (IP 66.94.132.140) |
So he bought a canoe |
| Barb said: (IP 205.188.117.6) |
and a cork and a screw |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
But choked on his crumpets and tea |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Quite taken to white Zinfandel |
| bruno II (eat shit frank) said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
I got drunk and took quite a spill |
| Frank (Helen eats a mean cock ... mine) said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And to make matters worse, |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
I woke up in a hearse |
| Jofa said: (IP 84.66.126.91) |
to be honest, i expected hell! |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Good limerick writing's a skill |
| For Example said: (IP 66.94.132.103) |
Like those of Bruno and Gill .. . |
| Ailin said: (IP 65.54.98.142) |
Eating at the chicken grill |
| stargirl said: (IP 165.21.154.77) |
better than a treadmill |
| anonymous said: (IP 141.158.113.232) |
This limerick has made me ill |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.113.232) |
Limerick writing is my kind of fun |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Sadly, it keeps me out of the sun |
| George said: (IP 196.25.48.67) |
There was a young man from twickenam |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Who, like George, was a bit of a sham |
| Ta Da said: (IP 66.94.129.143) |
Thank goodness, Melissa, your limerick's done ! |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
While putting on my running shoes |
| Brantley said: (IP 70.144.3.41) |
I heard someone who sounded like a muse |
| Cheez Whizz said: (IP 66.94.132.86) |
It must have been Erata |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Purring her Sonata |
| Aiden said: (IP 24.171.33.129) |
But then I may be slightly confused |
| Aiden said: (IP 24.171.33.129) |
I knew a kinky young gal named Katie |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Who hocked her thong in Haiti |
| mccay said: (IP 67.132.242.77) |
her hair was long and red under her arms and on her head |
| Enough said: (IP 66.94.132.7) |
and elsewhere, but enough said |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Katie from Haiti's no Lady |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
A nubile young lass from Guam |
| anonymous said: (IP 63.230.79.252) |
Had the hugest of all wongs |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
But she had to give it back |
| a ninny mouse(gill) said: (IP 65.95.1.151) |
Oh that beautiful rack |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
This Limerick reads like a Bomb |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
"I got you Babe," said Sonny to Cher |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
"But you must reconsider the length of your hair" |
| besure said: (IP 61.246.56.192) |
If you ain't gonna trim it |
| Gianni said: (IP 66.94.132.166) |
www.maialino.it |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
4.)Our love's at its limit, 5.)So she went to have Allman's and beer |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
The simple man believes in magic |
| anonymous said: (IP 70.48.238.199) |
Beacause of this his fate was tragic |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.214.132.142) |
And every time |
| Aiden said: (IP 24.171.33.129) |
He f$?!#@* up a rhyme |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
He drowned himself pelagic |
| Brittney said: (IP 152.163.101.14) |
There was an old person of nine |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Who drank from the fruit of the vine |
| Rieslinger said: (IP 66.94.134.126) |
Pinot Noir, Chardonnay |
| Gem said: (IP 194.81.183.193) |
it was the middle of day |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
When she finally started to whine. |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
A limerick is best if its bawdy |
| What's Dawdy, anyway? said: (IP 66.94.129.152) |
And a reason to use the word "dawdy". |
| Ho hum said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
We've been through this before |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
It's become quite a bore |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
A prude that's easily bored,thats dawdy. |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
He loved girl that bounced when they walked! |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
So the gun in his pants would be cocked |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.113.235) |
One day it shot off early |
| Premie said: (IP 66.94.129.247) |
And really disappointed Shirley. |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
And for the spot in his slacks, he was mocked. |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
A kiss on the cheek is so quaint |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
But not as good as kissing your taint |
| Neither Norr said: (IP 66.94.132.91) |
It's neither one nor t'other |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Unless it's your mother |
| Aiden said: (IP 24.171.35.44) |
But let us all hope that it ain't |
| Aiden said: (IP 24.171.35.44) |
"Bring out your dead!" the undertaker groaned |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
"I want to see if they're boned..." |
| Femur Dreamer said: (IP 66.94.134.119) |
And learn if they indeed connect |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
And pure enough to resurrect |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.230.171) |
Check thier pockets and maybe get stoned |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Limerick writing is good for the soul |
| mccay said: (IP 67.132.242.77) |
whether you have rocks or gold |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
But if you are deprived of sleep |
| Baa Humbug! said: (IP 66.94.132.252) |
Then, of course, you must count sheep. |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
So what should I do...bid or fold? |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
The Witch with one tit had a hissy fit |
| bruno II said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
Because the damn thing hung down to her clit |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.231.79) |
She wrapped it - like a scarf, |
| bruno II said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
It's smell would make you barf |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
But her Sorcerer said, "So be it!" |
| bruno II said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
Ole Jenny was quite the street corner pro |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Having done Curly and Larry and Moe |
| rexy said: (IP 80.4.20.141) |
She wasn't a Stooge |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.12.74) |
Her vag hole was huge, |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
and from over work it began to glow! |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
A horny young marine back from the front, |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Tried in vain to quench every want |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.111.151) |
He didn't have much money |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
But he did think twas funny |
| bruno II said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
All he wanted was a nice clean cunt |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
"It's huge! " she gasped, as he unzipped his fly. |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
"That's one great sausage for my pie!" |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
'Tis a shame I'm no baker |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.111.39) |
But rest assured, I'm no faker |
| Bob the Builder said: (IP 69.194.25.103) |
This I'm assured, "Oh my!" |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
The dirt 'tween my toes is quite yummy |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Even better than the lint in my tummy |
| Linda Jones said: (IP 66.202.58.206) |
That is not quite hard just gummy |
| Thutmose said: (IP 66.94.133.102) |
In Egypt the place is crawling with their mummy |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
And this limerick was totally numby |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
She was one half a twin Siamese |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.114.130) |
The other half was attached at her knees |
| Close Knit said: (IP 66.94.132.43) |
They both had a hunch |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.168.37.132) |
That they needed lunch |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.11) |
So they nibbled on limburger cheese |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.197) |
A ribald old Swede named Lars |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Had a stable of luxury cars |
| bruno II said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
No chicks saw the back seat |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
But there lacked no fresh meat |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.12.74) |
The chior boys could show you thier scars. |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.12.74) |
The geek of the week |
| a ninny mouse (sorry hank its for the limericks sake) said: (IP 70.48.238.78) |
Was Hank ,the big freak |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.111.129) |
He wore underwear on his head |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.200) |
His eyes through the leg holes, his nose through the pee hole |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
So how could he take a leak? |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
She greased up her bra with some Butter |
| DIger said: (IP 152.163.100.8) |
And the men on the Coast Guard Cutter |
| Jo said: (IP 195.93.34.10) |
Said "What a slippery pair!" |
| Roger said: (IP 152.163.100.137) |
And they bounced in the air |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.5) |
As her bra slid off into the water |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.204) |
A man with a fetish for skunks |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Fell in with a bad set of monks |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Who instead of Gregorian chants |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.111.114) |
Never changed their pants |
| peeuuww! said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
But they clothes-pinned their noses and were drunks. |
| DIgger said: (IP 152.163.100.7) |
A chap with St. Vidas Dance |
| Lil' Short said: (IP 66.94.134.182) |
Asked the boss for a pay advance |
| Aiden said: (IP 24.171.41.213) |
To treat his infection |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
They removed a large section |
| besure said: (IP 61.246.56.195) |
Of his organ; now, he's in a trance |
| besure said: (IP 61.246.56.195) |
You don't need reason but surely rhyme |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.67) |
To say you're freezin', but sweatin' slime |
| Sweeet! said: (IP 66.94.132.244) |
But the evening is sweet |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
and so are my feet! |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
So let's have toe sex sublime |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Alone on the island were Peter and Dick |
| Aiden said: (IP 24.171.41.213) |
They lay dreaming of shaggin' a chick |
| DIgger said: (IP 205.188.117.11) |
When a canoe came ashore |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.71) |
With an ugly old whore |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.6) |
And they both took turns dipping their wick |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.133) |
A big mystery is where from, comes pooh! |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
If you're stumped, go ask Kanga or Roo |
| Woody said: (IP 66.94.128.83) |
The Hundred Acre Wood |
| Justin http%3A//rotnluk.com/ Chortie said: (IP 64.80.15.208) |
And then there was a flood |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.8) |
3. "hat does it matter" 4 said my wife when I asked her 5 "It probably comes from you!" |
| DIgger said: (IP 205.188.116.130) |
Her kisses were juicy and sweet |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.140.221) |
Made him shiver right down to his feet |
| bored said: (IP 69.162.42.12) |
But her hugs were colder than ice |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.134) |
Now that line screwed this up really nice |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
But a bitch still is good while in heat |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Father Frank on retreat found a thong |
| (Good job saving the last one Bo) Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.8) |
Lying next to Father Bob's schlong |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
"Should I go to Confession?" |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.35) |
or should i try messin'? |
| jo said: (IP 69.162.61.90) |
Or maybe I was really wrong? |
| J. Wild said: (IP 66.94.134.106) |
A knave, a knight and a queen |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Invented a Dark Age machine |
| mccay said: (IP 67.132.242.77) |
it appeared to them they needed help getting it in a room |
| (Oh no, not another one) Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.70) |
3. The men it did suck 4. And the women it'd fuck |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.135) |
And had attachments for those in between |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.67) |
There was a man who lived on the moon |
| bharath said: (IP 82.47.0.172) |
whot went made and crashed his saloon |
| mccay said: (IP 67.132.242.77) |
thought it was funny because all the cheese shreaded |
| Brenda said: (IP 65.25.22.239) |
He thought it was provolone and ordered it breaded |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
There are rules for limericks.Please get in tune. |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
One should always try to follow the rules. |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Any other path is the way of fools |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.8) |
You can screw with your peter |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.130) |
But not with the meter |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.251) |
cos meter and rhyme are the tools |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.6) |
A merry old soul was King Cole |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Who'd a yen for raw escarole |
| Bo said: (IP 69.11.185.6) |
But the maid served him snails |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
And old cow entrails |
| fRANK said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And a bit of dark rum she had stole. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Big Marge fell in lust for a midget, |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.9) |
Who had an extremely enormous widget. |
| bob said: (IP 80.40.24.32) |
bill went to the pub |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
And gave Marge a rub |
| Bo said: (IP 69.11.185.6) |
Who turned into Sandra Dee's Gidget |
| Bo said: (IP 69.11.185.6) |
There once was a horny old geezer |
| Niagara said: (IP 66.94.134.104) |
Who OD'd and had a small seizure |
| Hank said: (IP 4.14.231.13) |
But his bone; strong and lasting, |
| mccay said: (IP 67.132.242.77) |
so his pleasure tis high ,tho his thoughts are never lasting |
| David said: (IP 69.198.213.75) |
So he kept it in the freezer |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.114.208) |
Once again there's laundry to do |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
And I'd really rather have a good screw |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
But it's just a small load |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
For an old horny toad |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.113) |
take your clothes off and chuck them in too. |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Lori Lou from Peru had a disdain for cheddar |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.69) |
...makes me drool like a fool and get stains on my sweater |
| Needum said: (IP 66.94.134.79) |
So she began eating Edam |
| Bo said: (IP 69.11.185.6) |
And table scraps with reckless freedom |
| Jon said: (IP 217.155.194.69) |
Oh this is so embarrassing (and such a crap limerick) I wish I'd never medd'er |
| Jon said: (IP 217.155.194.69) |
There once was a pink cockatoo |
| kate bromley said: (IP 67.174.235.237) |
Who thickened his bechamel with roux |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Whilst stirring the mix |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
He pecked all the chicks |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.12) |
Then threw in some cockatoo Poo |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.5) |
In the days of old Paul Revere |
| Seina said: (IP 24.196.163.111) |
One would never think of anything more queer |
| Bi said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Than to light up the Old North Church |
| One If said: (IP 66.94.128.53) |
And see them coming from that lofty perch |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.121) |
but this isn't funny, I fear |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
The dung scraper knows this too well |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
Don't ever wait till it starts to gel. |
| Pottle said: (IP 208.58.69.170) |
Elsewise you get stuck |
| frank jondal said: (IP 24.118.249.117) |
In the thick of the muck. |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Use more syllables so this wont smell! |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
A proctologist said with delight |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
"This arsehole's both smooth and quite tight!" |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
But a corncob was blocking the pass |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
Who would shove that up his ass??? |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
The Jolly Green Dildo he tried to excite |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
You flush it once, you flush it twice |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.133) |
It won't go down, you flush it thrice! |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.48) |
but that thing in the pan |
| T. Greens said: (IP 66.94.132.132) |
may be black, brown or tan |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.6) |
whatever the colour - NOT NICE |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.113.150) |
She always wanted to be a stripper |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
T'was so sad that no man chose to tip her |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.198) |
When she took off her top, |
| Fillerinner said: (IP 207.102.176.15) |
She began to pop. |
| adclay said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
The teeth that were on my zipper |
| Dave said: (IP 80.5.160.6) |
There is a pixxie called Yoho |
| Oops said: (IP 207.102.176.15) |
He had a massivbe blowhole, |
| Tattoo said: (IP 66.94.134.128) |
But along came Queequeg |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
With one tatooed pegleg |
| mccay said: (IP 67.132.242.77) |
until one drunken night queequeg plugged the massive blowhole ,now yoho has no masive hole |
| L O V E said: (IP 66.94.132.2) |
There once was a tattooed professor |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Who fancied himself a cross dresser |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.7) |
he liked his heels high |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.74) |
And fresh banana peels |
| John Hayes said: (IP 213.94.230.9) |
and a glimpse of a thigh |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
A good limerick is just like a song |
| Anal Perfectionist said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
Rhyme and meter - you just can't go wrong |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
a little sex here and there, |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.109.117) |
Limericks and sex are fun to share |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.41) |
and only five sentences long |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.41) |
There once was a maid in Manhattan |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.66) |
Who was laid by a man at the Stratton |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
When he unzipped his pants, |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
She went in to a trance |
| Shaftend said: (IP 66.94.134.191) |
'Cause his "knob" was smooth as satin |
| J. McBride said: (IP 66.94.134.191) |
There once was a man named McBride |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.74) |
Who would swim in the nude at high tide |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
All the girls flocked to see him |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.140.203) |
As the backstroke he would swim |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.139) |
Then a shark bit off his balls and backside |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.9) |
A kangaroo hopped a plane to Peru |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
In his pouch was Mr. Magoo |
| Pancho V. said: (IP 66.94.134.119) |
On a mission to Lima |
| PoemHunter said: (IP 165.21.154.72) |
But it only spoke Pima |
| PoemHunter said: (IP 165.21.154.73) |
And had to come back full of goo! |
| PoemHunter said: (IP 165.21.154.76) |
There's a cat |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.9) |
That ate a rat |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.28) |
just swallow and chew |
| mccay said: (IP 67.132.242.77) |
really slow cause the carpet cant take another spew |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
This is SPLAT! |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
There once was a girl named Spaghetti |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Whose boyfriend resembled a Yeti |
| Bigfoot said: (IP 66.94.128.213) |
Complete with yak hair |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.130) |
Two balls and a spare, |
| Goforit said: (IP 66.94.132.182) |
So Ollie Ollie Oxen Free ! |
| Hyde N. Seek said: (IP 66.94.132.182) |
It's Ollie Ollie Oxen Free ! |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
Let's find a place to hide,just you and me! |
| bruno II said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
And with any kind of luck |
| sunnyd said: (IP 152.163.100.9) |
We'll find my old truck |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
And oh how happy we'll be! |
| Jock Y. Titch said: (IP 66.94.134.202) |
There once was a Frenchman named Jacques |
| anomomous said: (IP 69.159.28.210) |
who made out with a guy named pat |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Jacques knew how to rhyme |
| Seasoning said: (IP 66.94.132.134) |
And that cooking needs thyme |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
And Line 2 still smells like a Sock |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Willy and Hillary got a divorce |
| a ninny mouse(gill) said: (IP 70.48.236.183) |
And Monica L. felt no remorse |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.113.36) |
To Willy's house she did go |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
The ugly ho and slick schmo |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.213) |
and they all were happy, of course. |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.46) |
There was a prince regent of Britain |
| mccay said: (IP 67.132.242.77) |
who seen a redhair beauty instantly he was smitten |
| Aiden said: (IP 24.171.41.182) |
but like mccay could not count |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.223.147.81) |
the most trivial amount |
| Aiden said: (IP 24.171.41.182) |
So in the end they were both frost-bitten |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.112.169) |
When I'm in the mood to be naughty |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.171.41.182) |
I call all my friends for a party |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Then the clothes all come off |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
"Cept for Ben Sokoloff |
| johnny p said: (IP 66.241.86.212) |
we all end up partying hearty! |
| johnny p said: (IP 66.241.86.212) |
a young horny kid named mattie |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Got some tail in the back of a Caddie |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.201) |
But as he planted his root, |
| chloe said: (IP 62.254.64.14) |
and ate his own black boot |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
4.)The bitch asked for some loot, 5.)It costs a buck to fuck "Two Bit Fat Patty" |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Fat Patty was horny though still, |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Kept Frankie the Wart in her Will |
| Pre Vent said: (IP 66.94.134.153) |
But just left him her 'phram |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
And all of her vaginal jam |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
and went down on her girl friend Lil. |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
Girl friend Lil really liked it a lot. |
| Cotton said: (IP 66.94.128.81) |
It is the most fun you can have on a cot |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
But she rolled over twice |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.7) |
And said, "That really was nice" |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.69) |
"Now, stick your tongue, not your toes in my twat." |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.8) |
A man from Madrid with two cocks, |
| johnny P said: (IP 66.241.86.212) |
while diving was caught on the rocks |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
"Free Willy!" he exclaimed |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Jerked 'em loose and was maimed, |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.8) |
Now 'two cocks' has no cocks and that 'socks' |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
As she unzipped his fly she said |
| Get Ahead said: (IP 66.94.128.182) |
Would you like me to give you some head? |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.203) |
He said "Suck al you please, |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.139) |
even all the head cheese" |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
'cause by morning I'll surely be dead |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
She was a tall, big-breasted lass. |
| Shanny said: (IP 69.134.51.45) |
Who's beauty came in great mass |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.114.75) |
She met a dwarf named Rick |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.195) |
Who had a twelve inch dick |
| Shorty said: (IP 66.94.132.29) |
... His brother Richard, alas ! |
| Mai Ghal said: (IP 66.94.132.29) |
A tight wire walker named Sally |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
Met a dwarf in circus near Bali |
| Tandra Norris said: (IP 202.72.148.102) |
She was walking along singing a song. |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
She counted syllables wrong!!! |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Dreaming of wacking his tally. (split 3. / delete 4.) |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
When she unzipped Don's fly, she was stunned, |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.14) |
A tattoo on his dick said "Sigmund" |
| Bev said: (IP 209.193.36.94) |
She thought she might faint |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
'Cause a Freudian, she ain't |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
but she hoped with that cannon she'd be "gunned" |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
He gasped as he unhooked her bra. |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
"Your boobs remind me of Ma!" |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.112.147) |
"That's not surprisin' mister |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.204) |
After all, I'm your sister" |
| Mississippiguy said: (IP 64.12.116.201) |
"And your prick reminds me of Pa!" |
| Oliver said: (IP 80.43.65.219) |
there was a young man from oliver |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Who had a 'thing' for Gulliver |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
So he thought he would travel |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
But his plans did unravel |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.135) |
When he was eaten by an African carnivore |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.12) |
There once was a lady named Nell |
| Eeeeeeee! said: (IP 66.94.129.93) |
Who slipped and fell in a well |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
"I'm all wet!" she cried out |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
In her bra swam a trout |
| Rainbow said: (IP 66.94.134.143) |
And in places that she won't tell. |
| Le Femme said: (IP 66.94.134.143) |
There once was a beautiful belle |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Whom, alas, had a godawful smell |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.229) |
wash as she might |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
with Borax and Sprite |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.200) |
She'd evacuate every hotel |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.66) |
There once was a goddess named Isis, |
| Heiroglyph said: (IP 66.94.128.155) |
Of whom Osiris thought was the nicest |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
But was told by the Sphynx |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.11) |
"You screw like a lynx" |
| Tight Lee said: (IP 66.94.134.254) |
And those thighs of yours are like vices. |
| L. L. Bean said: (IP 66.94.134.254) |
There once was a werewolf in Freeport |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Who was quick with a witty retort |
| Yo Daddy said: (IP 66.94.133.34) |
Like "Is wolfman yo' dad?" |
| a nonny mouse said: (IP 70.48.42.196) |
Are you completly mad? |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
"New England just won THE SPORT" |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Once Mother Goose met the Gingerbread Man |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.111.127) |
She pecked his eyes out and away she ran |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.198) |
She swallowed them whole, |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.25) |
with a buttered bread roll |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
And then shacked up with Peter Pan |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.132) |
A professor who was extremely pedantic |
| Poppis said: (IP 81.197.221.138) |
went sailing across the atlantic |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.122) |
he wore just his shirt |
| Lynn said: (IP 218.111.184.118) |
Which was covered in dirt, |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
And his drycleaning bill was gigantic. |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Mud wrestling is just not my thing. |
| Bo said: (IP 69.11.185.6) |
But the fetish that's fit for a king... |
| Jay Byrd said: (IP 66.94.132.108) |
Ain't nasty, but dirty |
| Bev said: (IP 209.193.36.94) |
Ain't slutty, but flirty |
| Bab O. said: (IP 66.94.128.7) |
And when done, the tub's got no ring. |
| C.H. Amber said: (IP 66.94.128.7) |
There once was a small chamber pot |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
That was filled up completely with snot |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Along came Prince Bladder |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.4) |
who needed a splatter |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.117.14) |
And jerked off all over the lot! |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.71) |
A queer with a hair-lip from the city, |
| "Hare" It Is said: (IP 66.94.128.175) |
Had a difficult time saying "Doo Wah Ditty" |
| Bo said: (IP 69.11.185.6) |
But enlisted for dear Uncle Sam |
| Don't ask! said: (IP 65.8.107.205) |
Then admitted, "I am what I am..." |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
"Uncle Tham, you ahr tho pwitty" |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
"Blimey," said the Swede in Old Taiwan |
| Tek A. Shantz said: (IP 66.94.132.237) |
"Played the lottery - guess what I won." |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
A car with no wheel |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
An old banana peel, |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
And a summons to appear in Bonn |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
After Simon Garfunkled Chere |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.96) |
when Sonny was not even there |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.74) |
In Memphis found Elvis |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.19) |
grinding his pelvis |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
And they both died on chocolate eclair |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.203) |
Two bears in a bar in Berlin, |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Took a bottle out back for a spin |
| Lynne said: (IP 216.138.194.123) |
As they flew down the gutter, you could hear the bears mutter |
| richard said: (IP 68.237.82.67) |
i could use a bottle of gin |
| Porky P. said: (IP 66.94.129.198) |
(t t t that's all folks!) |
| Myne Hair said: (IP 66.94.129.198) |
"I kiss thy hand, G'n'ige Frau." |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.92.53.36) |
I fear I must leave you Dear now. |
| Jawohl! said: (IP 65.8.107.205) |
Ich bin ein Berliner |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Have a German for dinner |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Eunuch Adolf is squealing "meow" |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Slimer and Digger were having lunch, |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.11) |
Then Bo sat down and ordered Brunch |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Melissa joined the crew. |
| anonymous said: (IP 67.127.190.96) |
and declared that she knew |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.107) |
who was best when it came to the crunch |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.107) |
One day the illustrious King |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Wished to clean the illustrious 'thing' |
| Diger said: (IP 152.163.100.201) |
"Bing the polish!" he said, |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.102) |
"for I'm soon to be wed" |
| Fred said: (IP 147.133.37.130) |
"and this rash is starting to sting." |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
After Caesar defeated the Celts |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.117.14) |
He acquired some chastity belts |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Alas, he'd no keys |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
But he'd a groin disease |
| Ouch said: (IP 66.94.132.97) |
Just imagine how he felt ! |
| B. Schaever said: (IP 66.94.132.97) |
The bearded lady bought a Braun |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
And erection cream for a small hard-on |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
But while shaving her groin |
| Jon said: (IP 192.173.40.61) |
She found a pork loin |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.114.11) |
And she ate it until it was gone |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.114.11) |
He loved to do everything in the nude |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.6) |
But while frying bacon, he soon lost his mood |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.29) |
so he sat in the sun |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.13) |
Hot grease spattered on his gun |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.107.205) |
Muttering things that were both rude and crude. |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.5) |
Two bulls in a barn in Niagara |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.37) |
decided to sample viagra |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.13.182) |
When thier bags brushed together, |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
They hardened like leather |
| Frank said: (IP 4.29.13.182) |
Quote, " Moo Moo . . . ya big horny fag, ya" |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.13.182) |
A lamb got layed by a jackass, |
| les said: (IP 195.93.21.72) |
with such force that she dropped her maraccas |
| Frank said: (IP 4.29.13.182) |
And her cooch, everlasting, |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.13) |
began contracting |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.195) |
They heard hee-haws all the way to Caracas! |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.67) |
A chick with green skin from St. Clyde |
| anonymous said: (IP 82.37.241.189) |
Slipped on a orange skin and died |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Then came the lawsuit |
| Bo said: (IP 69.11.185.6) |
With DNA from her glute |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
That proved OJ had lied |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Hemer the harlot went to confession |
| I. Fessup said: (IP 66.94.128.32) |
And told Father Ryan about her profession |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.74) |
He pulled up his frock |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.136) |
and played with his cock |
| nhlfanatic said: (IP 209.193.36.94) |
And then sent Hemer off with his blessin' |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.132) |
There once was a Scotsman named Campbell |
| Mums D. Woid said: (IP 66.94.132.154) |
Who when questioned would mumble and ramble |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.21) |
he hitched up his kilt |
| meary said: (IP 143.238.247.62) |
With enormous guilt |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
His dork caught in her bush bramble |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Tis it true there be no rhyme for "orange?" |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.69) |
So I dug out my lexicon from storange |
| Apfelsine said: (IP 66.94.134.63) |
First, I looked up "citrus" |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.194) |
but that didn't "fit for us" |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.69) |
So I guess we'll just have to forange |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.12) |
A peacock, a zebra, and a gnat, |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.107.205) |
Disputed one's "ideal" body fat |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
3. But none had a lipid/ 4. So the debate was insipid |
| Datz Reit said: (IP 66.94.134.121) |
And that, my friend, IS THAT ! |
| Buh Bye! said: (IP 152.163.100.132) |
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.204) |
A Spud and two Sweet Potatoes |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.72) |
got into a fight with two Ripe Tomatos |
| T. Mayto said: (IP 66.94.128.58) |
The tomatos were Romas |
| Tim said: (IP 4.245.80.151) |
Hard enough to give comas |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.16) |
they were mashed- they were pulped - but what they say goes |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.16) |
A lizard, a snake and a toad |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.5) |
all met in the middle of the road |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Then came a Mack Truck |
| Semi said: (IP 66.94.132.172) |
And made two of them muck |
| fish said: (IP 152.163.100.12) |
And the third became part of his load |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
As Saint Valentine sat on his bed |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.9) |
His balls were as heavy as lead |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
So he lifted his scrotum |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
and extended his 'totem" |
| mccay said: (IP 67.132.242.77) |
if only my lips could reach then then i could get out of bed |
| mccay said: (IP 67.132.242.77) |
there once was a girl of 25 with tits 44 in size |
| Meter Police said: (IP 152.163.100.203) |
and using 16 sylables instead of 8 or 10 is never very wise |
| Ogletime said: (IP 66.94.132.194) |
Nevertheless, to see that girl |
| mccay said: (IP 67.132.242.77) |
you will not hurl |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.110.148) |
Unless she is covered in flies |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.110.148) |
She told him he would have to wait |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.11) |
Because she was still jail bait |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.95) |
but Martha was with her |
| besure said: (IP 61.95.193.129) |
To help her smother |
| s s s s s s said: (IP 66.94.134.240) |
Just in case she needs to deflate. |
| Awl Hart said: (IP 66.94.134.240) |
WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE ! |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
SO I CAN KISS YOUR SHRINE DIVINE! |
| Bev said: (IP 209.193.36.94) |
Will you be the only one |
| dr. evil said: (IP 67.120.235.224) |
to have with me some fun |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
And drink up a whole box of wine |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Some say lust is better than love |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.11) |
When she's below and you're above |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
And if you find yourself behind |
| Regina Musgraves said: (IP 68.211.213.86) |
Give pleasure in kind |
| Ihinosen Eromosele said: (IP 68.206.74.240) |
to leave |
| Ihinosen Eromosele said: (IP 68.206.74.240) |
there once was a girl named Izzy |
| a nonny mouse said: (IP 70.48.237.30) |
Who's hair was rather frizzy |
| Roc said: (IP 68.253.219.142) |
She cut the shit off |
| tannia lopez said: (IP 69.136.117.235) |
she had to go to court |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.140.29) |
I think someone must be dizzy |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.140.29) |
For Valentines Day I got nothing! |
| Les Hart said: (IP 66.94.128.211) |
My boy friend said he thought I was bluffing |
| Strip teeze said: (IP 64.12.117.5) |
So I took off my clothes |
| Mithraka Fernando said: (IP 203.94.76.227) |
Right down to my toes |
| Harry said: (IP 4.242.108.176) |
Now my boy friend is huffing |
| Harry said: (IP 4.242.108.176) |
As a player he was not much of a stayer |
| Regamus said: (IP 68.211.213.86) |
His technique needed more flare |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
A lim'rick writer, he ain't |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
His meter makes one faint |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.134) |
And was probbaly helped by his 'Au pair' |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.7) |
There once was a fellow from Troy |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
With a shit covered vibrating toy |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.215.5.7) |
It was so disgusting |
| super-dude said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
with all its thrusting, |
| YK said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
But you could see it brought him great joy |
| Clove said: (IP 66.94.132.34) |
Once was a Welchman named Clive |
| super-dude said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
who lived in a very big hive |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
When he wasn't out stinging |
| Hank said: (IP 4.29.11.252) |
He spent time ding-a-linging, |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
The Queen for pleasure derive |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
There once was a toe named Stub |
| fisher said: (IP 152.163.100.196) |
Who had twin toe named Nub |
| super-dude said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
they were one ugly pair, |
| fdjon said: (IP 24.118.249.117) |
all covered with hair |
| judah said: (IP 65.144.8.15) |
And their sister was quite a tub |
| judah said: (IP 65.144.8.15) |
There once was a girl named Yvonn. |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
who made love to a midget named Ron. |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Tho she was twice his size |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
He still burned her thighs |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.14) |
With his beard and a togue of teflon |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.8) |
A gilr who once stayed at the Ritz |
| Gilr Friend said: (IP 66.94.128.186) |
Who lived on pretzels and Schlitz |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.110) |
so thin she became |
| Bad Shape said: (IP 66.94.133.102) |
and pallid and lame |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.12) |
So she began eating Kibbles 'n Bitz |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.197) |
Slimer and Bo went to Spain |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
where the rain is mainly on the plain! |
| Doug said: (IP 66.155.140.200) |
when they checked the weather |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And strapped on some leather, |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
They knew they were in for some pain. |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Bad limerick writers do peeve me |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Do they drink from the river Yangtze...? |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.73) |
Or from a spittoon...? |
| Aprés-midi said: (IP 66.94.128.110) |
morning and noon |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
I beg you dear Lord, please relieve me! |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
WAT THE SHIT |
| Meter Police said: (IP 152.163.100.131) |
Said a meter Twit |
| Harry said: (IP 4.242.132.17) |
what the fuck is in my butt |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
.. |
| anpn said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
------- |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
there once was a man that was insane |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Who repeated the same refrain |
| greg said: (IP 204.81.7.13) |
He got out of bed |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.67) |
And fell on his head |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
"lost my train, lost my train, lost my train.... " |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
A priest with an undersized bladder, |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Drank too much and quickly grew fatter |
| D. Lewis said: (IP 24.199.196.249) |
I think he shall burst |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
but things get worse |
| nhlfanatic said: (IP 209.193.36.94) |
He fell down the stairs and went splatter |
| nhlfanatic said: (IP 209.193.36.94) |
There once was a baby named Sam |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.5) |
With a penis the size of a ham |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
whenever he tried... |
| u now me said: (IP 209.102.128.142) |
to put his penis in the pie |
| u know me 2 said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Cowgirl upped and ran her cam |
| Kaffein said: (IP 66.94.128.132) |
Once was a sailor named Starbuck |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.140.138) |
In the mud, he got his car stuck |
| James said: (IP 208.147.1.2) |
he muttered "oh! shit" |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
"Too much coffee...I Quit!" |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.12) |
"I think I'll go screw a peacuck!" |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.12) |
There once was a fellow named Meers |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
who got drunk from drinking too many beers |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
He had an queer notion |
| jamie said: (IP 195.93.21.68) |
And his ass needed lotion |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.67) |
So he wiped it with wax from his ears |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.5) |
A man from Milan was a-thirstin' |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
For a kiss from that actress named Kirsten |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
I have no clue what this is about |
| Aye Thrust said: (IP 66.94.128.54) |
But I'll push it in and out |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.199) |
And I'll drink til my bladder's a-burstin.' |
| Stan Erekt said: (IP 66.94.128.212) |
A mechanical man down at Epcot |
| Don said: (IP 141.158.159.217) |
played with his dip stick and got hot!! |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
he got so horny, |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
He mounted Sigourney |
| fisher said: (IP 64.12.116.8) |
and an alien came out on the spot |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.133) |
An alien named Oxymogee |
| Rezman said: (IP 66.94.128.89) |
Moved into a house in Okmulgee |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.36.99.106) |
He took his Ray Gun |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.83) |
and was having some fun |
| Lets think before we type a little bit, huh? said: (IP 4.14.231.97) |
Re-heating the cheese on his hoagie. |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
Im soo bored |
| mccay said: (IP 67.132.242.77) |
all upon my core |
| Feel Goode said: (IP 66.94.132.152) |
need sum nook |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.114.111) |
can't read a book? |
| endless drivel said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Find a Brain store |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Fernando the Bull liked to frolic |
| Flinky said: (IP 195.93.21.4) |
Like a self confessed alcoholic |
| John said: (IP 24.66.230.214) |
He couldn't think, |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
all he could is drink |
| O My said: (IP 66.94.129.94) |
Of course, ended up with a colic. |
| Timbuktu said: (IP 66.94.129.94) |
A computerized maiden in Mali |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.9) |
Had an affair with a bionic collie. |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.203) |
but there was too much hair |
| Kentheking said: (IP 202.156.2.218) |
which wasn't really fair |
| Tobor said: (IP 205.188.117.7) |
3) But they had to abort 4) when her circuits did short, 5) and smoke shot from her ass in a volley |
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George Washington had some false teeth |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
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as he said where he stood, |
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I really can't stand my in-laws |
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they are made from hammers, nails and saws |
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They grind at me daily |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.249) |
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As I stick my dick in their jaws |
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Young Frank was a man of great wit |
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Sucking one, then the other |
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Once was a monkey in tree |
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Said Tarzan, (retarded you see) |
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One day he found lovely Jane. |
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I once fuck this girl in a laundry room |
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She was my bride and I her groom |
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then someone came in |
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His balls were just brown |
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they wear pink! |
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A small fuzzy dog with a limp |
| apu said: (IP 62.254.32.18) |
Would always make a loud bimp |
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| Phil said: (IP 195.93.21.102) |
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Lim'ricks aren't just meter and rhyme |
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i knew a guy who had a large cock |
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that doesn't rhyme |
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Takina's brain is part-time |
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Monkeys seldom fall from trees |
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When they spot a coconut |
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there once was a boy called Charlie |
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who lived in a barn |
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it doesnt rhyme u farm |
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when shakespeare was writing his play |
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Who carried a basket of rotting ham |
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On a Sunday she slipped, |
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When walking your dog down the lane |
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Getting soaked in the down pouring rain |
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Don't be sad, don't be blue |
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On your next door neighbor's terrain |
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There once was a man from Detroit |
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who played on his piano all n(o)ight |
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he would never sleep. |
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The spam you are bakin' |
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There was a man from Khartoum |
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| J. Counterpane said: (IP 66.94.134.51) |
On bed number nine |
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Blew farts in a gigantic green plume |
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McGee left his heirs a bucket |
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filled with pee on the Isle of Nantucket |
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They fought for the right |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
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Wanda's orgy is now on cassette |
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they told her to sing |
| Phil said: (IP 195.93.21.98) |
But she wanted a fling |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.93.21.36) |
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Said the witch to her ugly black cat, |
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Go fetch me the eye of a rat |
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Eat nothing: Those things make you fat ! |
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A mermaid was caught in a net |
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and was used in the play macbeth |
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In Act Number Three |
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She got stuck in a tree |
| Out D. Spot said: (IP 66.94.129.183) |
Which caused the Bard to sweat... |
| Joe Y. Noh said: (IP 66.94.129.183) |
While swilling his last drop of wine |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.114) |
on his way out with Esther to dine |
| moody said: (IP 201.6.89.119) |
He got stopped by the police |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
With his young jailbait niece |
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And that night to 'sort' Esther he had to decline! |
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There was once a merry Cricket with a ticket |
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The 'meter' was bad so he'd picket |
| Chirp Chirp said: (IP 66.94.132.61) |
So he chirped instead |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
And nestled in bed |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
And was struck on his head with a wicket |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
A sex-hungry wife is a gift |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.14) |
Makes my phallus rise, oh so swift |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
But she's fixed on her dildo |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.25) |
that causes a chill, so |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.28) |
I retire from the field, feeling miffed. |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.26) |
One day an old broad and a mugger |
| roshnni said: (IP 195.93.21.1) |
set of two get there supper |
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From a scooped cantaloupe |
| KLT said: (IP 4.234.72.188) |
And their spoon was a Louisville Slugger. |
| N. Forty said: (IP 66.94.134.221) |
There was a young lady in Dallas |
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Whose young lover was often quite callous |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.114.32) |
He told her she was fat |
| chris said: (IP 209.210.133.107) |
She said now I'll have none of that |
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I know you need your Cialis |
| Cheez Whizz said: (IP 66.94.128.221) |
Listen: There's a monster under the bed |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.198) |
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| Sarah said: (IP 202.81.175.128) |
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| Spooky D. said: (IP 66.94.128.78) |
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This is so bad, the last line I dread |
| OK LA HO MA said: (IP 66.94.128.78) |
As I was going to Tulsa |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.10) |
a man called out, "Hey excuse me, suh." |
| Marty D Goodman said: (IP 52.128.30.25) |
He dropped down his hat and out he spat, |
| extralineguy said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
And out he spat |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Another green hock from his ulsa' |
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Popeye and Goofy went 'chicking' |
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Goofy clacked and Popeye was clicking |
| Amy said: (IP 24.16.68.104) |
They both said one day |
| Dawn said: (IP 68.123.212.57) |
We need to find time to play |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.113.162) |
So the two of them went berry picking |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.113.162) |
As Popeye & Goofy picked berries |
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Mickey and Minnie made merry. |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.12) |
Minne said, "You're so small" |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.64.223.203) |
Mickey said, "not at all" |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.212) |
it's just that i'm so very furry |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
They met on a bus in the city |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.203) |
And he reached out and grabbed her left titty. |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.71) |
the inspector came by |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
And opened his fly |
| Tom Flasher said: (IP 66.94.132.53) |
I have to say, folks, it wasn't pretty ! |
| Nude Yorker said: (IP 66.94.132.53) |
While she was on the subway train |
| Cheetah said: (IP 66.94.134.243) |
She sat by Tarzan, then by Jane |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
3. Then grabbed his manly vine 4. And numbed her full of wine |
| Phil said: (IP 195.93.21.35) |
But Bo's the one that sat by Jane, And Bo's the one who's f**ked again (Ass-hole!) |
| Phil said: (IP 195.93.21.98) |
So keep the rhyme, you stupid slime and don't write back another time! |
| D. Woods said: (IP 66.94.134.153) |
There once was a forest primeval |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Whose troll was Phil da Feeble |
| Al said: (IP 24.205.93.63) |
He climbed up a tree |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
And pissed on his knee |
| LT said: (IP 64.28.60.230) |
Then fell right on a bowl weevil |
| LT said: (IP 64.28.60.230) |
She cried on her big giant pillow |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
As she played with her big pussy willow |
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Her tears were saline |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.195) |
And her pussy oozed green |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.71) |
And her boyfriend she wanted to kill-o |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.11) |
A man who was feeling quite mellow |
| besure said: (IP 59.144.39.39) |
Was slowly turning into Jell-O |
| Martin said: (IP 62.208.225.82) |
through smoking so much crack |
| steve said: (IP 66.158.93.101) |
bla bla bla bla bla |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
4. Caused a masive heart attack 5. And now he's one quite dead fellow |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Lim'rick busters ruin my day |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Inconsiderate in every way |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.111.245) |
So keep with the rhyme |
| Next ! said: (IP 66.94.133.151) |
And maybe - next time . . . |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.198) |
You'll use rhyme and meter. Okay? |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.12) |
In the park, old Tom found a widget |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.24) |
who showed him his one extra didget |
| Al Thumbs said: (IP 66.94.132.215) |
meaning finger of course |
| Phil said: (IP 195.93.21.97) |
Or else it's divorce |
| I.M.Short said: (IP 66.94.132.215) |
Even though old Tom is a midget. |
| R. Ryder said: (IP 66.94.132.215) |
While Andromache was her position |
| Hank said: (IP 71.97.188.110) |
For a super tight snatch she was wishin', |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
And while Hector was sleeping |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
The lust was a'creeping |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.195) |
And so she suffered from sex malnutrition |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.7) |
A crazy old duffer named Crockett |
| Billy Bonkers said: (IP 66.94.134.24) |
Gave his crazy old girlfriend a lockette |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
She swallowed it whole |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.15) |
and danced round a pole |
| Zippered II said: (IP 66.94.135.143) |
All with her hands in a pocket . . . |
| Doktor No said: (IP 66.94.135.143) |
A professor with nothing to do |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Sought out some buttocks to glue |
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With a tube of Epoxy |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
He lunged after Roxxie |
| Per Soot said: (IP 66.94.132.81) |
And after Roxxie, then Sue . . . |
| Matinee said: (IP 66.94.132.81) |
After all the popcorn had been popped |
| LT said: (IP 64.28.51.249) |
She thought the young man should be stopped |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
So she buttered his corn |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.73) |
And polished his horn |
| S. Pump said: (IP 66.94.132.118) |
And pumped him until he just dropped. |
| Edam said: (IP 66.94.132.118) |
While climbing a mountain in Kansas |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
She met a stud named Pransas |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.12) |
He said with a smile |
| Teala said: (IP 67.122.206.92) |
Here, sip from this vile |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
And just take the Fate that it hands us |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.57) |
there once was a woman with warts |
| DIgger said: (IP 205.188.117.6) |
She had them on all body parts |
| Growths said: (IP 66.94.133.177) |
Or were they just moles |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Or the heads of small trolls |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Like fungus they're found in all shorts |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Godzilla and T Rex were wed |
| Bouquet said: (IP 66.94.132.143) |
And after the nuptials were read |
| koyata89 said: (IP 24.70.95.203) |
Then they jumped in the car |
| fisher said: (IP 64.12.116.203) |
but didn't get far |
| Breana said: (IP 68.44.250.35) |
So Therefore she was a great big fatty |
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Alas, when he tried to see Alice |
| C. C. said: (IP 66.94.133.138) |
She wouldn't come out of her palace |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Blind dates weren't her thing |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
She liked dorking the King |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
And drinking his juice from a chalice |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.112.18) |
Today I am feeling horny |
| You Luv Me said: (IP 66.94.132.104) |
And I'm eyeing my blue Barney |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
I squeeze his little nose |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
While I grab his blue hose |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.70) |
Which is long, and stiff, and thorny |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.7) |
'Twas a fellow named Duncan Mcgee |
| Alexandra said: (IP 212.138.47.20) |
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball |
| bruno II said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
2.) Who's horrid wife he wanted to flee 3.)So he hopped on a train |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
But she caught him by plane |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.122) |
and he said 'Oh why me, Oh why me!' |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Please start the new limerick for us |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.133) |
Said the Pharaoh in front of the Sphinx, |
| OOPS said: (IP 205.188.116.132) |
2) Using a word that rhymes with phallus 3) I'll get out my Thesaurus |
| Ya Thunk ? said: (IP 66.94.132.121) |
A wasted exercise, methinks . . . |
| Eks It Out said: (IP 66.94.134.129) |
xxx |
| Pharoah Ya Boat said: (IP 66.94.134.129) |
A pyramid has a nice pointy top |
| isettagal said: (IP 66.245.57.155) |
Unless you give it a lop |
| O. Roughy said: (IP 66.94.132.138) |
Then it's ruffed-up |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Like a sagging D Cup |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.95) |
or a balloon thats just gone POP |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.5) |
A fellow who lived by the zoo |
| B. Bye said: (IP 66.94.134.58) |
One day just bid them adieu |
| anonymous said: (IP 82.37.241.77) |
His surname was Rick |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 4.28.177.132) |
although friends called him Dick |
| P. Ecker said: (IP 66.94.132.50) |
If you knew, you'd call him that too. |
| S. Long said: (IP 66.94.132.50) |
No sooner than he bid her adieu |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Did he notice some gum on his shoe |
| I don't really know for sure. said: (IP 24.22.254.253) |
He ran to the bathroom, |
| Geeky Jones said: (IP 66.94.133.254) |
To change his dork costume |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.111.33) |
He fell and hit his head on the loo |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Her curvaceous figure turned heads |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
As well as her locks and dreads |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.9) |
But hanging down from her drawers |
| Sol. R. Systome said: (IP 66.94.132.124) |
Were figures of saturn and mars |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
The gods of limericks in shreds |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
I know not a soul from Nantucket |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.102) |
do they wash in a bath or a bucket? |
| trevo said: (IP 207.68.111.254) |
he loved foamy water |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.107.203) |
(try to read, you oughta!) |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.12) |
It makes you wanna' say "Oh f- - k it |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.117.12) |
A tired old Tailor named "Tuck" |
| Graham said: (IP 64.141.95.81) |
Who couldn't believe his luck |
| BENNY said: (IP 195.93.21.70) |
He was sewing some pants, |
| MadCat said: (IP 199.82.243.73) |
All covered with fire ants |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Leaving good lim'rick writes outta luck |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
As I lay in my bed every night |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.107.203) |
I wait for the bedbugs to bite |
| ijm said: (IP 66.194.72.10) |
I wait, and I wait and soon it is late |
| Buddah Pest said: (IP 66.94.135.22) |
I cringe and imagine the pain of my fate |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.107.203) |
From the limerick gods I did slight |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.107.203) |
Around here, good brains are quite rare |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
we've got poor lim'rick writers to spare |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.107.203) |
They'll never surmount |
| Buy Now, Pay .... said: (IP 66.94.135.234) |
A credit account |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
But they'll make most of us pull our hair! |
| sarah said: (IP 216.113.203.140) |
there was a old man that sat on a log |
| Pee Wee said: (IP 66.94.134.123) |
but it just so happened it was favored by dog |
| Kentheking said: (IP 202.156.2.218) |
So it started to pee |
| MadCat said: (IP 199.82.243.73) |
The man got down on his knees |
| Peter said: (IP 4.28.177.132) |
although friends called him Dick |
| luke said: (IP 217.155.210.81) |
there was a cat named chat |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 4.28.177.132) |
that looked like an 20 pound rat |
| anonymous said: (IP 217.155.210.81) |
he liked to eat frogs |
| Call me..... Mini ME! said: (IP 4.27.236.97) |
and dry hump multiple dogs. |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.70) |
And then go shit in his hat |
| grace said: (IP 217.155.210.81) |
one day there was a rat called gunge |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 4.28.177.132) |
who ate a cellulose sponge |
| Juven said: (IP 66.94.134.190) |
where's this going ? asked he |
| Just Flush said: (IP 66.94.134.103) |
into the tubes, said we |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.200.221) |
Kristen please lose 10 mos.worth of limericks!!! |
| Got Milk ? said: (IP 66.94.134.126) |
One morning the milkman got friendly |
| isettagal said: (IP 66.245.44.151) |
His name was Edgar B Smendley |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.113.98) |
He brought the whipped cream |
| Aerosol said: (IP 66.94.133.225) |
For his baby doll dream |
| jack said: (IP 24.69.255.202) |
he was incredibly horny |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.11) |
"Twas a gal named Molly McQuinn |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Whose nose made all the guys grin |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.197) |
it was lumpy and long |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
And looked like a schlong |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.69) |
And all brown from the places it's been |
| Coupons Mary said: (IP 66.94.135.177) |
While at the market one day . . . |
| Bo said: (IP 69.11.185.6) |
He bought his ass some hay |
| El Buro es un animal . . . said: (IP 66.94.132.158) |
But his ass wanted meat |
| isettagal said: (IP 66.245.21.102) |
That smelled like pigs feet |
| Corrine said: (IP 64.12.116.133) |
Man this limerick is gay |
| DIgger said: (IP 64.12.117.9) |
A zebra with zig-zaggy stripes |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
And a jester tossing jig-jazzy snipes |
| Jester Jockey said: (IP 66.94.135.109) |
So, one rode the other |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.201) |
And then looked for another |
| kirsty said: (IP 195.93.21.102) |
then the other one went ripes |
| John Dorky said: (IP 66.94.134.80) |
When he had done the incantation |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
We held our breath at Lim'rick Nation |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 4.28.177.132) |
cause the limerick's a stinkin |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.8.107.203) |
what are these fools thinkin'? |
| S. C r e w said: (IP 66.94.134.117) |
Are these lim'ricks a copulation? |
| Upstairs Maid said: (IP 66.94.134.117) |
A chambermaid once said to a janitor |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
"What's that wrench in your pants for?" |
| Ormz Akimbo said: (IP 66.94.134.238) |
"It's a flashlight my dear." |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.67) |
He said withe a leer |
| madison said: (IP 12.215.101.50) |
wadison and love hive |
| Don said: (IP 70.16.112.22) |
She really loved the size of his sock!!! |
| E. Akimbo said: (IP 66.94.134.162) |
It reminded her of Mount Monadnock ... |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.43.177) |
Like a puppies big feet, |
| Loonytunes said: (IP 64.12.116.200) |
It was simple and neat |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.66) |
And could be used as a snood for his cock |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.10) |
A lovely young lady from Brewster |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 4.28.177.132) |
had a voice like the crow of a rooster |
| Dum C l u c k said: (IP 66.94.133.192) |
When she "doodle - doo'd" it cockled |
| Rick said: (IP 64.12.116.13) |
It was a real debacle |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.201) |
Whenever the farmer seduced her |
| Hit R. Miss said: (IP 66.94.132.109) |
There once was a lady named Missy |
| Doug Harris said: (IP 62.252.192.8) |
Who fell down the deepest abyss, she |
| Oklahoma said: (IP 66.94.134.9) |
Fell into a coma |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Still earned her diploma |
| Sleeper said: (IP 66.94.134.150) |
Though many thought it was "fishy" . . . |
| N. Noivus said: (IP 66.94.134.150) |
A nervous lady named Nellie |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.13) |
Had an itch down below her belly |
| twichie said: (IP 152.163.100.203) |
And when she would scratch |
| mopy dick said: (IP 152.163.100.138) |
it tickled her snatch |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.10) |
Which exuded an odor so smelly |
| Knobby said: (IP 66.94.133.69) |
There once was a man named Bobby |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.135) |
Who had a peculiar hobby |
| MadCat said: (IP 199.82.243.71) |
While whoring with his sister |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
He'd play "Mister Mister" |
| Knob said: (IP 66.94.135.152) |
And she'd play on Bobby's knobby... |
| Bouncing Time said: (IP 66.94.135.152) |
She loved to sit on Mickey's knee |
| angela said: (IP 24.183.180.144) |
8 |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.199.44) |
2.)With her panties hung high in a tree, 3.) Her beaver was shaven, |
| fucka said: (IP 64.77.214.96) |
Your mom |
| Don said: (IP 70.16.112.22) |
4.and Mickey was craven 5.some sex with out paying a fee. |
| Don said: (IP 70.16.112.22) |
She unzipped his fly and she found |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.7) |
It weighed much more than a pound |
| Nick Ryan said: (IP 62.57.175.32) |
Her mother had told her |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
"It's small when its colder!" |
| Dave said: (IP 64.169.107.78) |
So she put him in the first fridge she found. |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.13) |
A kangaroo took a trip to Alaska |
| anonymous said: (IP 217.155.210.81) |
but he saw a great flash ahhhhhhh |
| Aye Diderodd said: (IP 66.94.133.1) |
Snowball, side pocket... |
| anonymous said: (IP 209.89.75.155) |
Borjunga |
| scotch faster said: (IP 64.84.20.226) |
his eyes fried in the socket \ he said "next time, i go to nebraska" |
| scotch faster said: (IP 64.84.20.226) |
a limerick writer of note |
| Charles Kelly said: (IP 65.43.225.208) |
once took a ride on a big boat |
| Beth Massey said: (IP 68.18.18.19) |
he pulled out his pen |
| Geneva Holt said: (IP 205.188.116.199) |
and said with a grin |
| D. Ballot said: (IP 66.94.132.42) |
"I guess I'm gonna vote..." |
| N. Triplicate said: (IP 66.94.132.42) |
A tailor, a cobbler and a nun |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.135) |
Decided to have some fun |
| secretbison said: (IP 128.135.221.154) |
They went somewhere dark |
| Corkscrewed said: (IP 66.94.133.12) |
Got bottle, pulled cork |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Their bad "habits" had only begun! |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
His schlong was a source of great pride |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.131) |
Which all the young girls loved to ride |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 4.28.177.132) |
Even though he was gay |
| BSexy said: (IP 68.17.136.123) |
He would always like to say, |
| So DeLonghi said: (IP 66.94.133.145) |
"I use it on the slopes in Telluride." |
| I.M.Rich said: (IP 66.94.133.145) |
Whilst skiing the slopes of Mont Blanc |
| Frank Mai Deer said: (IP 66.94.132.13) |
That she found a wad of French Franc |
| besure said: (IP 61.246.59.231) |
In her bosom, it lay |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.65) |
Tucked neatly away |
| Tenz N. Twenties said: (IP 66.94.133.79) |
"Gosh, I really don't know who to thank." |
| Sue Oddzmam said: (IP 66.94.133.79) |
Once there was a couple so ODD |
| Jessica said: (IP 157.91.109.4) |
their names were Victoria and Tod |
| Bob said: (IP 208.187.112.202) |
As they sat by a wall |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 4.28.177.132) |
In a heavy rain squall |
| B. Snatcher said: (IP 66.94.134.17) |
They closely examined her bod. |
| Nyte Mare said: (IP 66.94.134.17) |
There once was a girl in the stable |
| Brittnnie said: (IP 68.57.200.75) |
A man made her bend over a table |
| Dominick Yunginger said: (IP 68.39.226.120) |
When she looked at the man |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
T'was her weird uncle Stan |
| Rose said: (IP 38.114.141.83) |
For whom she was willing and able! |
| Rose said: (IP 38.114.141.83) |
There once was an asshole named Vic |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Whose sphincter was incredibly quick |
| Eat a real Frank said: (IP 71.97.196.129) |
While taking a dump, |
| Robert McGinty said: (IP 216.237.198.108) |
He discovered a chump |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 4.28.177.132) |
Whose limericks were incredibly sick! |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 4.28.177.132) |
I once knew a gay man from Ireland |
| Guy Sweetpatrick said: (IP 66.94.135.241) |
Who dipped his fingers into choir fund |
| jay vance said: (IP 67.182.196.123) |
But, he was caught red-handed |
| Cheese said: (IP 69.3.223.147) |
His hands were cuff-banded |
| Ray said: (IP 66.139.77.214) |
Put in an electric chair and stunned |
| Ray said: (IP 66.139.77.214) |
A young little thing from New York |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Held aloft a big grape on her fork |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.8) |
She said "I love forkin' grapes" |
| Bobby said: (IP 69.172.96.172) |
While touching fine apes |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.109.90) |
And Michael Jackson is a DORK |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.109.90) |
I'm really sorry about that last line! |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.139) |
Even though it maintained meter and rhyme |
| Ray said: (IP 66.139.77.214) |
I sincerely forgot |
| zorka said: (IP 129.230.248.1) |
that i used to smoke pot |
| r3n said: (IP 203.24.100.137) |
& parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme |
| r3n said: (IP 203.24.100.137) |
There was once this real estate agent |
| besure said: (IP 61.246.60.30) |
Much of his time, on the field, he spent |
| Ray said: (IP 66.139.77.214) |
The more money he made |
| ANG3L said: (IP 203.59.90.72) |
His karma decayed |
| orientalflower said: (IP 202.172.242.86) |
So to save him, his wife quickly spent! |
| orientalflower said: (IP 202.172.242.86) |
There once was this cute little schnauzer |
| Ray said: (IP 66.139.77.214) |
Secretly admired by a cat who knows her |
| orientalflower said: (IP 202.172.242.86) |
She played hard to get |
| Ray said: (IP 66.139.77.214) |
Whenever they met |
| Still UP said: (IP 66.94.133.156) |
It didn't take much to arouse her |
| Kitty Poo said: (IP 66.94.133.156) |
There once was a cute little kitten |
| ANG3L said: (IP 203.59.90.72) |
who wanted to fly to britain |
| Belladonna said: (IP 137.132.3.6) |
It thought," But I have no wings!" |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 4.28.177.132) |
So it went home instead. |
| Ray said: (IP 66.139.77.214) |
MonkeyBoy go buy yourself a head! |
| Ray said: (IP 66.139.77.214) |
A elderly Taiwanese diner |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.117.10) |
Ate a meal served on Bone Chinar |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
As she twisted her fork |
| Turtle said: (IP 204.137.64.101) |
She said, "Oh poo you dork." |
| Charles Tone said: (IP 66.94.134.172) |
"Do you think I'm from South Caroliner?" |
| Ewe Tall said: (IP 66.94.134.172) |
While riding white water in Utah |
| Don said: (IP 70.16.112.22) |
I fell out and fractured my jaw. |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.114.57) |
with no doctor around |
| theyellowfellow said: (IP 66.139.77.214) |
I found a clown |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
And could eke out but one short guffaw |
| theyellowfellow said: (IP 66.139.77.214) |
There lived a rich female blog addict |
| anonymous said: (IP 202.187.40.6) |
wearing designer gear she would lick |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Again it's strained rhyme |
| r3n said: (IP 203.24.100.137) |
but that's not a crime |
| Steve said: (IP 202.156.2.170) |
did I say she was wearing a dick? |
| tai said: (IP 202.187.40.6) |
the last limerick didnt satisfy |
| r3n said: (IP 203.24.100.137) |
the disappointment makes me cry |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.126) |
3)and this one is worse 4) no meter, no verse |
| Nowood said: (IP 66.94.133.199) |
'tis sorta like plywood with no ply |
| Its a free for all ...Every body do what cha like. said: (IP 71.97.185.101) |
5) Those lame-brains should eat shit and die, Any more comments from the peanut gallery? |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.185.101) |
While searching one day for a laugh, |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.204) |
I met up with a horny giraffe |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
We both started necking |
| Spotted Hardon said: (IP 66.94.132.108) |
And discotequeing |
| Don said: (IP 70.16.112.22) |
To think I'd screw her ,I must have been daft..!! |
| Don said: (IP 70.16.112.22) |
It all started with his hand on her thigh. |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.69) |
And his dick stood up real high |
| Lies Beside said: (IP 66.94.133.30) |
Showing his horizontal intention |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.182.228) |
And blue balls we won't mention, |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.110.39) |
And she took it up the ass, OH MY! |
| Stan Straite said: (IP 66.94.134.64) |
A group of girls studied posture |
| anonymous said: (IP 152.163.100.5) |
Of their sex appeal they were not sure |
| the tai said: (IP 202.187.40.6) |
They preened and they pouted |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
They sighed and they doubted |
| Crystal said: (IP 195.93.21.38) |
and found that they were pretty no more |
| Crystal said: (IP 195.93.21.38) |
There once was a young witch called Jess |
| Insert My Feeding Tube said: (IP 67.164.209.68) |
Whose hairy crotch was a mess |
| Z. Snips said: (IP 66.94.134.119) |
So she trimmed it with scissors |
| Monika said: (IP 81.190.101.223) |
In spite of her measles |
| O. Monika ! said: (IP 66.94.135.95) |
Monika had 'em, those that are rhymeless... |
| B. Cerious said: (IP 66.94.135.95) |
Monika had a case of the measles ! |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
The kind they find only in weasels |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.194.231) |
Her throat seemed quite bloated, |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.110.31) |
With something familiar it was coated |
| B said: (IP 143.238.154.134) |
Damn, it smells like diesel! |
| B said: (IP 143.238.154.134) |
Red is the colour of my rouge |
| anonymous said: (IP 152.163.100.196) |
That I put on while riding a luge |
| F. Reezing said: (IP 66.94.132.193) |
That icy curved course |
| M said: (IP 203.218.117.79) |
Made me jump on a horse |
| O. Welle said: (IP 66.94.132.205) |
And run the hypotenuse |
| D.B.Platypoose said: (IP 66.94.132.205) |
There once was a Greek named Plato |
| anonymous said: (IP 192.35.17.10) |
who deflowered all boys in Spoleto |
| Bob said: (IP 81.174.246.165) |
But that he denied |
| theyellowfellow said: (IP 69.44.61.48) |
'Neathe his toga he tied |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
to limerickmaker.com did he go |
| Monica said: (IP 69.211.94.167) |
There once was a dog named sammy |
| R.U.Cumfie said: (IP 66.94.135.7) |
Who had as a "blankie" a chamois |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 4.28.177.132) |
Which came from a sheep |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
And helped him to sleep |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.198) |
And he dreamed of shaggin' his grammy |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.74) |
He craved for her moist-covered venus |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
A home for his raging hard penis |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.199) |
She succumbed to his need |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
Down her leg ran his seed |
| billy said: (IP 210.233.204.51) |
if only her mother had seen it |
| C.D. Reckord said: (IP 66.94.135.189) |
It started with a compact disc |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 4.28.177.132) |
and, with no perception of risk |
| Bob said: (IP 172.214.240.99) |
This is crap so i'll pass |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Pull a line from my ass |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.68) |
And away to another site I will whisk |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
From bad limericks he went mad |
| B. Onkers said: (IP 66.94.135.59) |
His padded cell was Oh, so sad! |
| Anon E Mouse said: (IP 63.195.58.53) |
He sought the advice of his Mom |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
"Visit limerickmaker.com!" |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.8) |
He did and he was oh, so glad |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.70) |
The farmer who lived in the dell |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.68) |
Milked a cow with ten tits and a bell |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
It kept his hands busy |
| Bo said: (IP 69.164.123.208) |
While he lusted for Lizzy |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.86) |
and hoped that noone could tell. |
| theyellowfellow said: (IP 66.98.180.53) |
Some limericists are dumb with no brains |
| J.Uststupido said: (IP 66.94.134.86) |
While others are just stupid but take pains |
| Bob said: (IP 81.174.246.165) |
Rhythm is not here |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.65) |
Meter's not clear |
| Phil said: (IP 195.93.21.102) |
But a skilled Poet here entertains! |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Whilst riding on his handlebars |
| isettagal said: (IP 66.245.47.196) |
Melvin often stared at the stars |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.120) |
3) his eyes would spin round 4) if he looked at the ground |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
His knees are all covered in scars. ho hum... now what asshole |
| foo said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
foo |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Do limericks brighten your day? |
| Don said: (IP 70.16.112.22) |
For the past few months most have been passe. |
| By some who can't English said: (IP 66.94.133.190) |
And rather much juvenile |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
With no meter or style |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.137) |
Hope they're better tomorrow than today |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
There once was a lim'rick writer |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.132) |
Wrote verses that would wildly excite 'er |
| Di said: (IP 163.151.2.10) |
Her face would turn red |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.14) |
She'd hop into bed |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.13) |
With a dildo and her typewriter |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.9) |
"Twas a lady who swallowed a worm |
| Mark said: (IP 64.12.116.73) |
That made her wiggle and squirm |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Then she swallowed a bird |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.193.136) |
And guess what I heard? |
| Don said: (IP 70.16.112.22) |
The bird was my "worm"and was long and firm ??? |
| Don said: (IP 70.16.112.22) |
Oooow thats a big one she said with a grin. |
| Schloook said: (IP 66.94.132.166) |
Don't waste time with necking; just shove it right in |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.6) |
So, up her honey he shoved it |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.8) |
And her left tit, he sucked it |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.73) |
Then pulled it out and came on her chin |
| Don said: (IP 70.16.112.22) |
She undressed and joined him in the hot tub ! |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
And his family jewels she did rub |
| Zak said: (IP 70.81.87.187) |
She saw that they were tiny |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.67) |
Just like his hiney |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.199) |
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"You've got lovely tits" said her beau |
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foo |
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foo2 |
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Well, perhaps one or two |
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As, of course, I do |
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There was a young man from Brazil |
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he made his girlfriend quite ill |
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I once met a girl with breasts on her back. |
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Two shiny new Fords |
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There once was a girl in Roswell |
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A cough and a man with a cold |
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Around his germs are spread |
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Throughout his bed |
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A girl in a pink dress and hat |
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There once was a man on St. Thomas |
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There once was a man from New York |
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Said the cat to the flea on his nuts, |
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She climbed up the tower, Westminster |
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She started to Jump |
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There once was a barber named Lee |
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| Robert Clarke said: (IP 81.77.72.94) |
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| Robert Clarke said: (IP 81.77.72.94) |
The Was a Girl Called Maureen |
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Who's underneath was turning quite green. |
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From envy, 'twas not |
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Are his balls up his ass? |
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You can write one while out at the pool |
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You can write one at work |
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Alas, it was a sixteen-pound mouse |
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The Pharaoh once said to the Sphinx |
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well look over there |
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It is a dead mare |
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And now my kingdom is jinxed! |
| Mass Miss said: (IP 66.94.133.3) |
A pretty young thing in Concord |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Once pleasured herself with a gourd |
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She thought it was a grape |
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and it smelled like a hairy ape |
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There once was a chick from Calcutta |
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He said, "Where's my mashie?" |
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A chick with a crescent shaped twat |
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Tried to cover it with a hat |
| tbones said: (IP 216.49.243.232) |
but it wouldn't fit there |
| Don said: (IP 70.16.112.22) |
Twat and hat a rhyming pair????? |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 71.100.47.97) |
NOT! Even if the hat has hair. |
| dylan said: (IP 142.32.208.234) |
there once was a man from boston |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
A city he often got lost in |
| ddr_freak1 said: (IP 67.183.175.56) |
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Had to search for the pub he'd got saused in. |
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Be quiet dick, I'm on the phone, |
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My cock is as hard as a bone |
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I'm trying to focus, |
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Don't you just cuss |
| mike said: (IP 162.119.64.114) |
Should I spooge or get a dial tone? |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
A prostitute once met a john |
| Ray said: (IP 80.189.242.140) |
Who said "Whats your prices for one" |
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"One price for one," she said |
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foo2 |
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There once was an escort named Janet |
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Whose heart had the texture of granite |
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But then true love found 'er |
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On the hood of a brand new Corvette |
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A hobo in Memphis, Tennessee |
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Hopped a freight train bound for Kankakee |
| Dugger said: (IP 66.94.133.97) |
But instead, that ol' train |
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Went to the south of Maine |
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To the factory outlet at Kittery |
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A pretty young waitress at Café Kyss |
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Waundered into the secret Obiss |
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She started to cry |
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While swatting a fly |
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A cute young thing from Montana |
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Got her pleasure from a ripe banana |
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She slid it inside her |
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Pie minus two times a numba |
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She stood in the middle of nowhere |
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Clad in only some skimpy underwear |
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a strange man drove by |
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got hit by a pie |
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The kind made by cows in the pasture |
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There once was a man from Pompeii |
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Who laid his girl in the hay |
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But he couldn't get stiff |
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Of what she had eaten that day |
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The singer named jackson's in court |
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He moon-walked right out of the court |
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"My word!" said Lady MacTassle. |
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| Cieran said: (IP 202.156.2.50) |
Or Chesterfield Steeple |
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It's just that my home is my castle ! |
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She smiled as she unzipped his fly. |
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| anonymous said: (IP 69.157.38.67) |
When his pecker popped out, |
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She let out a shout |
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We weren't strangers when we met |
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I asked you out to win a bet |
| J said: (IP 61.11.12.158) |
But it was an understatement |
| anonymous said: (IP 147.10.221.158) |
That your ass could crack the pavement |
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It's a date i will quickly forget |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
While strolling in Berkeley, C A |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.136) |
I encounteed a gal from VA |
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We drove to a lot |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.71) |
Where we screwed in downtown LA |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.7) |
A fellow who came down from Venus |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Said "I"m sure i've the mightiest penis" |
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He gave it a stroke |
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Got it in a choke |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 71.101.110.100) |
And displayed his erectis extremus. |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
There once was a farmer from Boise (BOY-zee) |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.14) |
Who met a girl from New Joisey |
| Mais d'Ay said: (IP 66.94.134.137) |
On the bus to Cape May |
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They started to play |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 71.101.110.100) |
Even though it got a bit noisy. |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.116.199) |
There once was a guy from cancoon |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.130) |
Whose farts could be heard on the moon |
| besure said: (IP 210.211.195.5) |
Were they 'lectromagnetic? |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.139) |
3. One day a big blast 4.Tore out of his ass |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.132) |
And they picked up his balls in Rangoon |
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The shape of her ass was fantastic |
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Sorta like Gumby |
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| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.73) |
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| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.74) |
There once was a girl named Alice |
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Who was a maid in Buckingham Palace |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
She went down on the prince |
| besure said: (IP 59.144.35.58) |
Who squirmed and winced |
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And brought a tear in her eye with his phallus. |
| Pablo Sando-Rodriguez said: (IP 66.94.135.120) |
There once was a man from Brasil |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.11) |
Who laid his girl on an ant hill |
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They crawled up her snatch |
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So the whole thing gave her a thrill . . . |
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A cranky old Mexican lady |
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Shared a taco with a fellow named Brady |
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With chillies she packed it |
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got horny and she liked it |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.67) |
And the lady, with Brady, got laid-y |
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A greedy old miser named Birch |
| Tightwad said: (IP 66.94.134.90) |
Would not give a dime to the Church |
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| O.T. said: (IP 66.94.133.243) |
On locusts and honey |
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Leaving his parish in the lurch |
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There once was a lady in Chelsea |
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| S.Lob said: (IP 66.94.134.162) |
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| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.199) |
Took a cruise to the Orient |
| L.K. said: (IP 24.69.255.202) |
fell off the boat and ended up being smelly |
| Hayes Saeed said: (IP 66.94.133.214) |
One morning a farmer awoke |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
To find, beside him, a bloke |
| J said: (IP 61.11.12.158) |
He turned over to face him |
| DeaD_GoD said: (IP 165.165.179.30) |
thnking it was jim |
| ~B~ said: (IP 209.193.36.94) |
the gay guy he wanted to poke |
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There once was a gal from Detroit |
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| Boonie said: (IP 66.94.133.136) |
Along came baboon |
| Melanie Kay said: (IP 210.86.78.48) |
and flew to the moon |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.94.134.101) |
'Cause that's what baboons like to call it ... |
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There once was a clown with no circus |
| Just One Left said: (IP 66.94.133.174) |
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Though a split may be fated, |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.134) |
On his brains he absquatulated |
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By using such a word just to 'jerkus' |
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A midwestern girl was just lovely |
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Who bragged that her snatch was 'bug free.' |
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So take what you want |
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She said with a grunt |
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And you won't find a greater kunt above me. |
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There once was a stud from Key West |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.201.143) |
Who thought that his pud was the best, |
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Whenever a girl he did meet, |
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He gave her a seat, |
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On his tool, and you know the rest. |
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A girl in Palm Beach tried to stress |
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Her curves in a brand new white dress. |
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But it burst at the seams |
| besure said: (IP 61.246.58.173) |
Or nearly, it seems |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Causing many small children distress |
| www.haikumaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Writing haikus can be fun. |
| Mo said: (IP 64.12.116.131) |
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Their line do not rhyme |
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Not most of the thyme |
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A gal from the local book store |
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Moonlighted as the town's only whore |
| scott said: (IP 206.206.171.2) |
the girl was four |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 71.101.107.126) |
and a half inches more |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.201.202) |
Boring than scott, snore, snore, snore...... |
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| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.12) |
Who made her a fortune in Dallas |
| Blowout P. said: (IP 66.94.132.197) |
The way she struck oil |
| J said: (IP 61.11.12.158) |
Just no one could foil |
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Her lust for an erect phallus |
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Took his girl on a trip to Niagara |
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| Frank (sorry) Covered her face with white magma. said: (IP 71.97.188.93) |
Where his oversized balls |
| Don said: (IP 68.238.34.69) |
were placed gently in a big ball bag bra. |
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She went over the falls clutching two balls. |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.117.9) |
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She had a fright |
| anneliese said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
When she saw an odd sight |
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A bear in the sack with his dolls. |
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There once was a fellow in Falmouth |
| sam said: (IP 62.253.96.42) |
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| Keith said: (IP 156.34.185.183) |
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He flashed all the neighbors from roof |
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There once was a man with a penis |
| www.haikumaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
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At the stroke of midnight |
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With cock still upright |
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A fellow who lived in Iraq |
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Had ten chickens and one huge red cock |
| besure said: (IP 61.246.59.54) |
The chickens had in vitro |
| Blue77 said: (IP 65.97.1.172) |
biker |
| Tracker John said: (IP 66.94.133.127) |
Sort of got a little off track lol |
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There was an old lady in Wales |
| www.haikumaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Who lived in a tub of entrails |
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When she tried to climb out, |
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She slid all about |
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And she slipped when it tipped off the rail. |
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There once was a guy with a mullet. |
| David Cosserat said: (IP 217.40.30.217) |
Who liked to play with his trumpet. |
| besure said: (IP 61.246.62.177) |
Refused to play the tune |
| george said: (IP 83.100.196.225) |
didnt give a fuck until noon |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 71.101.111.200) |
when he stuck that old horn in his gullet |
| www.haikumaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
A hybrid car saved him much money |
| reader said: (IP 24.42.194.99) |
on which the man spent on honey |
| besure said: (IP 59.144.37.78) |
He bought them in barrels |
| J said: (IP 61.11.12.158) |
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Rendering this poor lim'rick unfunny |
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Once in Venice Beach on a break |
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| pooky said: (IP 201.135.162.190) |
Young mary looked up |
| Ln2bme said: (IP 24.147.15.129) |
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The "Tidy Bowl" man couldn't swim |
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And when the tank filled up to the brim, |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
He threw down his anchor |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Called the first mate, (to spank'er) |
| Ted said: (IP 63.156.32.41) |
And suffered a fate very grim. |
| Kathy L. Taylor said: (IP 66.94.134.238) |
In medieval times a student |
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Made a gesture that wasn't quite prudent |
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In days of old when knights were bold, |
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We didn't suffer from freezing cold |
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| this one chick said: (IP 207.200.116.68) |
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He had hair on his nose |
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'Twas a girl in Port Arthur named Millie |
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As a whore she was really a dilly! |
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| M said: (IP 216.164.23.162) |
I hope the crabs aren't there |
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There once was a fellow named Mark |
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Who like to walk in the park after dark. |
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He's walk in his sleep even if it was deep |
| besure said: (IP 59.144.37.123) |
3. Round the bend, he'd go... 4. Sometimes on tip-toe |
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| Bill McCullough said: (IP 204.193.71.8) |
she once spun without stop |
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'Till her tutu went "POP" |
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And showed off her razzmatazz |
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There once was a man from Hempstead |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.72) |
Who heard a strange voice in his head |
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he thought he was insane |
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it was just a game |
| fisher said: (IP 205.188.117.130) |
so he turn over and went back to bed |
| isettagal said: (IP 66.245.19.239) |
In a festooned conservatory of glass |
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There was relative molecular mass |
| besure said: (IP 59.144.38.26) |
With forces destructive |
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In no way productive |
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A girl from the wrong side of town, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Did a handstand and showed off her frown, |
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In the 'hood all they boys |
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Stood around fondling their toys |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 71.100.35.93) |
Because they just didn't understand how "Meter & Rhyme" is required to make a limerick! |
| George said: (IP 83.100.188.201) |
There was a man eating a orange |
| kim said: (IP 68.73.90.185) |
ouch i just got a pin prick! |
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this is belerk! |
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Children visited this site |
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There once was a fellow in Marbury |
| sarah said: (IP 207.112.166.18) |
who had to go to the prom in a hurry |
| besure said: (IP 61.246.61.173) |
(No Cinderella this) |
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The fellow stinks of piss, |
| Frank Olah said: (IP 66.82.9.90) |
Because he ate French toast with curry. |
| Don said: (IP 68.238.34.69) |
They got naked and jumped into bed. |
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With a gal whom they found to be dead, |
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it was quite a surprise |
| MonkeyBoy said: (IP 71.100.32.237) |
When she opened her eyes |
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then finished off giving them head. |
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There once was a fellow from Chad |
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Who had one oversized 'nad |
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But the other was tiny |
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And rough, if not spiney |
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There once was a fellow from Barking |
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Who was an ace at parallel parking |
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He'd slip into a slot |
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The size of a twat |
| sarah said: (IP 207.112.166.23) |
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There once was a young man called Angus |
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With a togue dripping spit |
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He would tickle a clit |
| besure said: (IP 61.246.59.185) |
Until one day he caught the fungus |
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To bathe in a hot tub is dreamy |
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In my bubble bath |
| Di said: (IP 163.151.2.10) |
I scrub and I laugh |
| Lu said: (IP 216.17.84.2) |
off my skin till it's soft and it's creamy |
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| Daniel J. Hogg said: (IP 64.30.15.68) |
he said does your pussy taste fine |
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As we danced she stepped on my penis!!! |
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This was her typical meanness, |
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She cared not a bit |
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She showed not a tit |
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I got to go to the hygienists. |
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There once was a lady named Bob |
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whom we know was a terrible slob |
| fisher said: (IP 152.163.100.73) |
Her Brother named Sue |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
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| Don said: (IP 68.238.34.69) |
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He was handsome but a real home wrecker!!! |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.5) |
He knocked down the walls with his pecker. |
| albert said: (IP 217.42.5.194) |
he then had a suck from a horse |
| Sheila said: (IP 64.12.116.11) |
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He was no longer a real home wrecker |
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There once was a dude down in Haiti |
| anonymous said: (IP 70.18.38.145) |
sex |
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The past few lines don't make sense |
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| anonymous said: (IP 162.83.110.53) |
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A snake in your shorts can be frightful |
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My wife loves french kissing |
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Me, to be there to kiss her |
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For now, she'll have to go on reminiscing. |
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In the yard is a smell that is rank |
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Could it be from the old septic tank? |
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And the girls didn't like a slim prick |
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No pleasure inside |
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And when one was cornered |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.204.250) |
He murdered the poor nerd, |
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In the very richest of schools |
| Don said: (IP 68.238.34.69) |
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cause even the richest fart |
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It's a gas, how they make their own fuel. |
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The women in Rio are cheery |
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They never get sad or teary |
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They Samba and Tango |
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With their hand on your Mango |
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And the other your pocket my deary |
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to the man with two heads |
| Dave C said: (IP 212.139.222.37) |
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Once when a clown left the circus |
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He went into town with a purpose |
| fisher said: (IP 205.188.116.68) |
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| fisher said: (IP 152.163.101.14) |
And ended up marring a porpoise |
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To make some dough advertising |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.12) |
A hooker was very devising |
| Don said: (IP 70.18.66.195) |
Took a picture of her snatch, |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.131) |
Put it in "The Daily Dispatch" |
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And her bank account began rising |
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There once was a fellow from Leeds |
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When young he always love to eat seeds |
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In his mouth,he was hit |
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From then on,he love to eat shit |
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To don't eat shit,he did good deeds |
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Is Simple Plan |
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Really a good band? |
| Famy said: (IP 165.21.154.8) |
Why did I say that? |
| Famy said: (IP 165.21.154.15) |
While wearing my hat |
| Famy said: (IP 165.21.154.112) |
'Cuz they have a huge fan |
| XxXanonymousXxX said: (IP 165.21.154.12) |
Whats a limerick? |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.117.7) |
1) An idiot using my name 2) Screwed up a limerick, what a shame |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.71) |
His brain has no mass |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.204) |
'Cause his head's up his ass |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.203) |
Asking "Whats a limerick/" (sic) is so lame |
| Don said: (IP 70.18.66.195) |
As we danced she unzipped my fly! |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
And reached her hand down to my thigh |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.132) |
When she got to my sock |
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I was hard as a rock |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Just perfect for filling her pie. |
| Bobb Basye said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
On her knees I did find her |
| Anon E Mouse said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Squatting on a coffee grinder |
| Bill said: (IP 64.12.116.11) |
I'm not spilling the beans |
| Don said: (IP 70.18.66.195) |
but with my hand in her jeans |
| Bobb Basye said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
I did cum upehind her |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
To soap down a gal is divine |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And a wise move if you are to dine, |
| Daniel Glassman said: (IP 138.37.113.83) |
After the meal take her back |
| Don said: (IP 70.18.66.195) |
and flush out her crack. |
| k@ said: (IP 66.133.218.196) |
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| k@ said: (IP 66.133.218.196) |
my sunny buddy monica |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.131) |
Loved to put her lips on my harmonica |
| www.haikumaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
But the only tune she could blow |
| besure said: (IP 61.246.59.71) |
Was about the rainbow |
| RhymerSlimer said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
And a wacky old tune 'bout Hannukah |
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A virgin at the university |
| Tori said: (IP 24.237.120.169) |
Always was open to diversity |
| travis said: (IP 205.188.116.74) |
said she wanted to do it |
| hugh jennings said: (IP 148.106.128.38) |
or even just chew it |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
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| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
There once was a girl called Doris |
| www.haikumaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Who sang in her high school chorus |
| Micahel said: (IP 65.5.217.31) |
sucked a dick and licked her lips |
| Catie said: (IP 24.3.21.24) |
and said this cum is sure porus |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.196) |
3) Then ate some fish and chips 4) Now her breath smells like a brontosaurus |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.10) |
A gal with a fetish for ferrets |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.10) |
Decided she'd like to try parrots |
| becky said: (IP 24.69.255.202) |
She opened the shuutters |
| J said: (IP 61.11.12.158) |
to find a hundred gutters |
| Geoff said: (IP 216.199.139.66) |
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| Geoff said: (IP 216.199.139.66) |
There was a young woman from Stoke |
| besure said: (IP 61.246.58.139) |
Whose words were like pearls when she spoke |
| John said: (IP 61.68.11.51) |
She was so very proud |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.66) |
And so well endowed |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
And was always willing to choke |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Haight-Ashbury once was the spot |
| amy said: (IP 24.95.54.234) |
where jo-jo would think. and he thought |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Holy cats I feel groovy, |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.71) |
When smokin' a dooby |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.130) |
Like Dad...I think I'll go get me some pot |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.73) |
As an Emperor, Constantine was shrewd |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.117.9) |
But he loved strolling the palace grounds nude |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.5) |
And he said to Eusebius |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.8) |
Print 50 bibles, and NOT egregious |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.132) |
Or I'll hang up your balls in a snood |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.204) |
There once was a fellow named Cooper |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.138) |
Who was stopped by a young female Trooper |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.191.116) |
But in lieu of a ticket, |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.185.173) |
She forced him to stickit, |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.70) |
And now she has a sore pooper |
| Melissa said: (IP 151.201.140.173) |
So what's new, I've been gone for a while |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.6) |
So what'd you do, take a walk down the aisle? |
| Fisher said: (IP 64.12.117.8) |
No, I've been sitting at home |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
Nursing my Down's syndrome |
| Ungjaevel/SE said: (IP 83.227.137.113) |
Greeting people with a gently (shit piss fuck cunt) smile |
| Ungjaevel/SE said: (IP 83.227.137.113) |
Well what about them Swedes you say? |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Do they shop at IKEA all day? |
| Liora said: (IP 62.253.64.14) |
I'm not sure that they do |
| Olga said: (IP 66.94.132.214) |
They may be shopping for you |
| Meghan said: (IP 205.250.74.40) |
hopefully they won't make you map |
| Meghan said: (IP 205.250.74.40) |
barts penis was large |
| Don said: (IP 70.18.66.195) |
Which really pleased big Marge! |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.123.116.130) |
I hate incest fiction |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.68) |
And with this interdiction |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.12) |
Let's burn this limerick free of charge |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.13) |
The shape of the Star Ship "Venus" |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.10) |
Was like that of an upright penis |
| Don said: (IP 71.241.85.111) |
For defense it ejected, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And then un-erected, |
| owen dangertooth said: (IP 24.242.248.234) |
Which delighted its master machinist. |
| owen dangertooth said: (IP 24.242.248.234) |
A shy nudist lass, sweet and plump |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.130) |
Had a tattoo that said "DAD" on her rump |
| Cheez Whiz said: (IP 66.94.134.166) |
Also USDA |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.130) |
It was quite a display |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.198) |
That stretched way out when she took a dump |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.202) |
A girl who was from El Dorado |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.66) |
Screwed a ski team in Vail, Colorado |
| owen dangertooth said: (IP 24.242.248.234) |
She said, "without fail," |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.72) |
"I get lucky in Vail" |
| Don said: (IP 71.241.85.111) |
"Now where's that Yankee catcher Posado?" |
| Don said: (IP 71.241.85.111) |
She got wet when he gently rubbed her thigh. |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.69) |
She got wetter when his tongue licked her pie |
| Licquor said: (IP 66.94.134.71) |
Let's all lick her twat |
| yellowfellow said: (IP 69.44.62.216) |
But not get into scat |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.132) |
'Cause the smell will bring tears to your eyes |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
His toolbox was empty, alas |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.130) |
He had nothing to help the young lass |
| Dagger said: (IP 66.94.133.10) |
So he stuck in his thumb |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.127) |
"Get away you big crumb!" |
| Don said: (IP 71.241.85.111) |
"Get that big thumb out of my ass!!!!" |
| Don said: (IP 71.241.85.111) |
She fell in love with his big gentle Thumb! |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.127) |
He cannot count good, but he sure ain't dumb, |
| besure said: (IP 61.246.62.231) |
Thumb sucking is soothing |
| Sandy Tang said: (IP 59.167.26.144) |
But he sure is boothing |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.116.199) |
He'd rather she sucked in his cum |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
There once was a roman god called Janus |
| Fisher said: (IP 152.163.100.14) |
Who grew up in the city of Atlantus |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.110.54) |
He walked around in the nude |
| Don said: (IP 71.241.85.111) |
But his wife thought it crude. |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.197) |
'Cause his dick was the size of a Mantis (Praying, that is) |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.73) |
'Twas a girl that worked down at Sears |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.203) |
In the section that sold women's brassieres |
| besure said: (IP 59.144.39.183) |
Attending to a client |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
She was so compliant |
| Zille said: (IP 80.63.242.160) |
That she went scarlet up to her ears |
| Zille said: (IP 80.63.242.160) |
A bloke called Stan had a problem |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
He couldn't find a rhyme for "problem" |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.131) |
The problem it seems |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.66) |
Lies in the rhyming schemes |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.137) |
And the way one learns how to solve'em |
| Don said: (IP 71.241.85.111) |
The golfers girlfriend weekly washed his balls. |
| anonymous said: (IP 159.83.42.254) |
and and all you heard was his squalls |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
she scrubbed every dimple |
| anon said: (IP 203.167.184.53) |
and every pimple |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.65) |
Then tossed them over the falls |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.135) |
There once was a young snot-nosed brat |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.68) |
Who did perverted things with a cat |
| Hyeronimous J. Anonimous said: (IP 62.123.116.130) |
Inhaling its tail |
| wierdo said: (IP 24.143.144.30) |
running from jail |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
She was trailed by the hairballs she shat. |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.67) |
A young girl who lived in a nunnery |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.70) |
Decided to have some funnery |
| besure said: (IP 61.246.61.99) |
She took out her habit |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
And pulled from it a rabbit |
| amy said: (IP 68.237.23.143) |
Now aims at it from the gunnery |
| amy said: (IP 68.237.23.143) |
There once was a girl Katie Holmes |
| Amba Walker said: (IP 24.103.64.25) |
She owned over 6 thousand combes |
| S. Hawkins said: (IP 66.94.135.13) |
But the one made of gold |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.135) |
Was used, we are told |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.200) |
On the pubic hair of oversexed gnomes |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.72) |
A crow in a bar full of storks |
| Hyeronimous J. Anonimous said: (IP 62.123.116.236) |
got drunk and shouted "You dorks!" |
| J. Raventide said: (IP 66.94.134.35) |
As only crows can |
| Trollop said: (IP 69.173.179.36) |
They flew into a van |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.208.195) |
Is this done yet? Lets stick in our forks. |
| Ivan said: (IP 69.128.176.103) |
There once was a man from Peru, |
| Pouch said: (IP 66.94.132.180) |
Who crossed llama with kangaroo |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.68) |
The result was quite horrid |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.10) |
Long neck with no forehead |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.203) |
Big tail and a tiny wazoo |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.68) |
There was a girl in Fort Knox |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.8) |
With a fetish for gold-plated cox |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.16.201) |
'Though a limerick has nine, |
| F/SE said: (IP 83.227.137.113) |
This limerick will be fine |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
cos yk just really rox |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
how many more limerics are there to make? |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.16.201) |
Dern if I know Chris. Hey! Let's ask Jake. |
| Melissa (not Jake) said: (IP 151.201.111.159) |
As long as we can rhyme |
| loafyhare said: (IP 207.200.116.201) |
we'll all have a fun time |
| John said: (IP 81.158.103.58) |
so lets all try and make it so great |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.138) |
A young girl in Moscow once said |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.5) |
"I'd like to christen my brand new bed," |
| SaMi said: (IP 144.139.227.51) |
with people from overseas |
| Kirstie said: (IP 84.67.233.140) |
came just as they pleased |
| yk said: (IP 68.52.241.33) |
She chose a cowgirl from moscow instead |
| Longer said: (IP 66.94.134.16) |
When once a tall maiden stood |
| Renee said: (IP 168.170.202.31) |
she looked over into the woods |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
At her feet two tiny dwarves |
| Part said: (IP 66.94.133.2) |
Observed her objet d'art |
| yk said: (IP 68.52.241.33) |
And started wanking their dwarfhoods |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.67) |
There once was old Lady MacPhee |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.138) |
Who, while shopping one day, had to pee |
| Frank ...she sprayed for mosquitos said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
In a bag of Doritos, |
| yk said: (IP 68.52.241.33) |
she began to dispose |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
While the other shoppers watched in glee |
| E. Kelly said: (IP 66.94.133.254) |
There once was a tramp in Savannah |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.97.8) |
Screwed a guy in a seaside cabana |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
But what caught her off guard |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.74) |
Was her old St. Bernard |
| Don said: (IP 71.241.85.111) |
when he screwed her with his foot long banana!!! |
| Don said: (IP 71.241.85.111) |
Fido had a really big bone. |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.195.207) |
Strong and lasting and shaped like a cone, |
| C. Alice said: (IP 66.94.134.99) |
Lasted too long, got medical help |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.133) |
It got real sore and he started to yelp |
| chris said: (IP 194.83.16.10) |
the prick was sore, he shagged a knome |
| M. Donauer said: (IP 66.94.132.87) |
There lives a guy in Budapest |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
who has such a hairy chest |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.66) |
Bugs desert the air |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.71) |
To nestle in his hair |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
And termites his nipples did test. |
| Bonjour ! said: (IP 66.94.132.13) |
A Francophone up in Quebec |
| Victoria said: (IP 154.5.43.11) |
Had a quite strangely long neck |
| Manu-Manu said: (IP 66.94.132.24) |
Which came in handy |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.132) |
For lickin' her candy |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.195) |
From the front seat while she was in beck |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.12) |
A rabbit who was know as Bugs Bunny |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.66) |
Thought it exceedingly funny |
| UpDoc said: (IP 66.94.134.7) |
To whack Elmer Fudd |
| Maximillian said: (IP 80.3.160.6) |
With a football boot studd |
| Melissa said: (IP 141.158.111.227) |
Then Elmer shot him with his gunny? |
| besure said: (IP 59.144.33.73) |
On the edge of the cliff she stood |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.198.221) |
She'd lost touch with any thing good, |
| Amber Paunch said: (IP 66.94.134.46) |
Below, someone called out: |
| anonymous said: (IP 152.163.100.9) |
"You fool. Look about." |
| anonymous said: (IP 152.163.100.8) |
"If you jump, you'll land on my hood." |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
There was a demo named Dean |
| Don said: (IP 71.241.109.153) |
The biggest jerk off I've ever seen!!! |
| Bobb Basye said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
he had a hump on his collarbone |
| sophie said: (IP 83.99.68.6) |
over the years ir had grown |
| HavUbeen said: (IP 66.94.134.102) |
And almost as big as Gunga Din ! |
| NY said: (IP 66.94.134.102) |
A pretty young gal in Sheboygan |
| Don said: (IP 71.241.109.153) |
Got laid while riding a tobbogan. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.23.254) |
But learned to dismay, |
| Koning van Apeldoorn said: (IP 68.125.218.229) |
There was more than just Hay |
| Head said: (IP 66.94.133.123) |
Between the ears of her noggin. |
| Elisabeth Regina said: (IP 66.94.133.123) |
They went on leave the ladies in waiting |
| lewis said: (IP 82.163.189.61) |
To do some romantic speed dating |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.134) |
They used their computers |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.200) |
For well endowed suitors |
| yk said: (IP 68.52.241.33) |
And indulged in cyber mating |
| besure said: (IP 59.144.33.178) |
Just when you thought things weren't good, |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
besre pops up from under the hood |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.70) |
It's 'Murphy's Law' in effect |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.132) |
But oh, what the heck. |
| besure said: (IP 59.144.34.116) |
Heir to 'drone' has the way, (pun undersood)! |
| Bobb Basye said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
In the passengers seat she sat nude. |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.8) |
Though she'd always been considered a prude |
| Karen said: (IP 68.64.217.246) |
She rolled down the window |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
and mooned her former beau. |
| Karen said: (IP 64.30.218.194) |
But the sight was so ugly he sued. |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.65) |
A trucker on Interstate Eighty |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.197) |
Decided to find him a datey |
| brian schroeder said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
He drove far and wide |
| Dicky Do said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
then he saw her standing opened wide |
| Merciful Ending said: (IP 66.94.134.204) |
And not just fat; she was weighty ! |
| Yawl said: (IP 66.94.134.204) |
A gorgeous young miss in Biloxi |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.66) |
Went down on her boyfriends cocksy |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
She bit off the end |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.139) |
As he was about to spend |
| What Else? said: (IP 66.94.133.249) |
A quiet evening at the Roxie |
| Caramba! said: (IP 66.94.133.249) |
Señoritas in Guadalajara |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.195.217) |
Say, "You won't need to love me tomorra", |
| S T D said: (IP 66.94.134.70) |
"... 'cause your thing will fall off ... |
| jude said: (IP 12.72.242.9) |
if you shake it or cough, |
| Gono said: (IP 66.94.132.48) |
And you'll recall your trip here with horror ! |
| AirWorks said: (IP 66.94.132.48) |
A famous balloonist in Albuquerque |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.73) |
Had sexual habits quite quirky. |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.65) |
High in the air he would screw |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.71) |
A fair lady or two |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.74) |
And at other times, a Tom Turkey |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.204) |
There once were two sisters from Severance |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.13) |
Each had her own sexual preference |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.17.12.83) |
3. To the delight of the two 4. They were covered with goo |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.202) |
3.) One like to swallow 4.) The jizz of Apollo |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.195) |
While the other kept records for reference |
| anonymous said: (IP 198.142.80.154) |
There once was a prince called Hector |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.254.0.30) |
who had a son called lector |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.14) |
But the prince was abhorrin' |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.9) |
When his son went a-whorin' |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.6) |
And wrecked the Bentley while he was a-scorin' |
| lol said: (IP 80.86.79.111) |
There ones was a guy with a pistol |
| Boobah said: (IP 86.132.222.30) |
Who was travelling all the way to Bristol |
| derrick spencer-parsons said: (IP 219.88.3.93) |
Isambard Kingdom Brunel |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
derrick must learn how to spell |
| derrick spencer-parsons said: (IP 210.54.206.165) |
don get fucked you asshole |
| derrick said: (IP 210.54.206.165) |
on venting my anger one day |
| Jobe said: (IP 66.94.132.227) |
I said for some reason "Oi Weh!" |
| anonymous said: (IP 203.217.56.124) |
i stood on a box |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.70) |
Eating Bagels and Lox |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.117.7) |
Then boarded a plane to Bombay |
| Fnitter said: (IP 81.224.138.101) |
A big-breasted girl born in Sweden |
| Bone Voyage said: (IP 66.94.135.94) |
Took a cruise to the hot Caribbean |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
she got a nice tan |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.12) |
Then got screwed in a van |
| Steffen Van Gogh said: (IP 209.89.36.232) |
By a lonesome priest also known as Ean. |
| Steffen Van Gogh said: (IP 209.89.36.232) |
Money can't buy me happiness |
| Dasgeld said: (IP 66.94.132.164) |
But still it's fun to get largess |
| Penny Auntie said: (IP 66.94.133.75) |
Even nickles and dimes |
| derrick said: (IP 219.88.8.95) |
wedding bells and loud chimes |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Can't overwelm the world's crappiness. ...line 2 ? |
| manjila said: (IP 202.79.62.14) |
everybody thinks u r a hot chick |
| derrick said: (IP 210.55.179.131) |
and you're as thick as a brick |
| Fnitter said: (IP 81.224.138.28) |
but I always prefer |
| derrick said: (IP 210.55.32.16) |
to decide not concur |
| sally said: (IP 210.55.150.239) |
with a chick who's a brick not a prick |
| derrick said: (IP 210.55.150.239) |
don't look back in anger |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.71) |
Just sit back and diddle your twanger |
| derrick said: (IP 210.54.228.94) |
and forget about the goat |
| sally said: (IP 210.55.47.125) |
try using the remote |
| Sharon Perunte said: (IP 66.94.133.60) |
and take your tit out of the wranger |
| The Professor said: (IP 66.94.133.60) |
When I look up the word "largess" |
| yk said: (IP 68.52.241.33) |
I land up in a fine mess |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
Does it refer to a hot chick |
| derrick said: (IP 210.86.46.61) |
no, her bestowal you dick |
| isettagal@hotmail.com said: (IP 66.245.23.87) |
Her dowry is wow-ry ah yess |
| isettagal@hotmail.com said: (IP 66.245.23.87) |
the queen of england bought an ipod |
| anonymous said: (IP 86.130.34.70) |
and then ate cod |
| Monkey Barzz said: (IP 66.94.134.214) |
You see children at play |
| Fnitter said: (IP 81.224.138.26) |
Singin "I did it my way" |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.117.12) |
And this limerick is doomed. Oh God! |
| Angelique said: (IP 81.224.138.60) |
I really don´t know how to rhyme |
| derrick said: (IP 210.86.46.69) |
ridiculous with sublime |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.7) |
Verses should be salacious |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.138) |
Maybe even flirtatious |
| S E said: (IP 70.243.231.28) |
This limerick couldn't sell for a dime |
| SE said: (IP 70.243.231.28) |
There once was a man with a duck |
| danny said: (IP 62.254.64.14) |
Who would happily pay for his fuck |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.7) |
But then one day |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.72) |
The duck ran away |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.71) |
And then he was shit out'a luck |
| Cheez Whizz said: (IP 66.94.133.201) |
There once was a lady in Keswick |
| derrick said: (IP 210.55.151.38) |
who took a strong diaretic |
| Wildthangz said: (IP 69.154.23.96) |
So she put on a diaper |
| anonymous said: (IP 80.3.0.40) |
and married a pipper |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Who had to fuck her with his friend's dick. |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
A gal from the island of Truk, |
| Sarah Tight said: (IP 66.94.133.71) |
With her guy, sorta got stuck |
| anonymous said: (IP 82.32.92.185) |
But don't worry he said to her, gaily |
| Ugh Ugh said: (IP 66.94.132.219) |
I kinda hope we'll get stuck daily |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.187.43) |
And then fired off round four in her muck. |
| derrick said: (IP 210.55.32.4) |
creamy salmon and dill pasta |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
said the waiter named rodney rasta |
| Wildthangz said: (IP 69.152.38.27) |
yep he said that to the cook |
| wildthangz said: (IP 70.240.146.188) |
while reading his comic book |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.198) |
Now he's picking up trash at Mount Shasta |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.66) |
An old drunk by the name of Joe Lucas |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.198) |
From spittoons would drink all the mucas |
| amy jo said: (IP 12.219.187.227) |
"It's Practice!" he screamed, |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.10.5.186) |
When you run out of cream |
| KoolKid said: (IP 68.239.143.103) |
and want to give some to Roofus |
| KoolKid said: (IP 68.239.143.103) |
I once had a friend named Clarice, |
| anonymous said: (IP 67.71.38.253) |
She was my best friend's, cousin's, niece. |
| Cheez Whizz said: (IP 66.94.135.124) |
She couldn't swim or skate |
| Wildthangz said: (IP 69.154.17.140) |
But put out on every date |
| Gone; Not Forgotten said: (IP 66.94.132.239) |
And now may she rest in peace... |
| Cheez Whizzz said: (IP 66.94.132.239) |
There was a lady from Turks and/or Caicos |
| derrick said: (IP 210.55.32.6) |
who bought some cheap fireworks |
| sally said: (IP 210.54.229.19) |
while lighting the blue paper |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.201) |
Was overcome by the vapor |
| snoll said: (IP 203.217.56.118) |
and made her think of the Ataturk's |
| derrick said: (IP 210.54.206.167) |
it's not the same when you die |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.202) |
'Cause there are different rules that apply |
| Cheez Whizzz said: (IP 66.94.132.50) |
1. Athlete's foot is no more |
| Moebius said: (IP 130.166.30.58) |
2. Nor is a canker sore |
| Wildthingz said: (IP 69.154.22.225) |
But best of all no more to buy |
| Wildthangz said: (IP 69.154.22.225) |
There was a little black furry kitten |
| judy fearn said: (IP 195.93.21.69) |
who loved playing with the knitting |
| Wildthangz said: (IP 69.154.22.225) |
It pounced on balls of yarn |
| bob the blub said: (IP 81.77.241.164) |
and ate mice in a barn |
| derrick said: (IP 210.55.150.183) |
and it's fur balls made a great mitten |
| sally said: (IP 210.86.46.200) |
The funny bunny of Alcatraz |
| Cheez Whizzz said: (IP 66.94.134.113) |
Has a real thing for dixieland jazz |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.135) |
But his bag was hip hop |
| lady shallot said: (IP 69.201.208.250) |
being raised on "rock-pop" |
| Wildthangz said: (IP 68.94.165.51) |
Every night you'll find him swinging with Taz |
| Cheez Whizzz said: (IP 66.94.132.172) |
There once was a pageant in Nome |
| derrick said: (IP 210.55.179.216) |
it's pomposity was really well known |
| Edam said: (IP 66.94.134.89) |
All the debs wore tights |
| sally said: (IP 210.55.179.230) |
'cos their legs were shite |
| syd said: (IP 210.54.206.134) |
and all of their pubes overgrown |
| bert said: (IP 210.54.206.134) |
The mass of an electron at rest |
| Wildthangz said: (IP 69.152.173.82) |
Divided by the density test |
| JOHNY said: (IP 210.54.228.223) |
is equal in parts |
| Fnitter said: (IP 81.224.138.102) |
to the number of farts |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.196.89) |
I cut on a bean eating quest. |
| Provolone said: (IP 66.94.132.164) |
There once were ladies in a parlour |
| Wildthangz said: (IP 69.154.214.70) |
Who thought they were living in squalor |
| derrick said: (IP 210.54.229.27) |
And the food on the table |
| sally said: (IP 210.55.150.251) |
supplied by Clarke Gable |
| el sico said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Was the jizz they just couldn't swaller. |
| johnyb said: (IP 210.54.229.44) |
zwitterions are charged with both |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
sodomy and things we all loathe! |
| Cheez Whizzz said: (IP 66.94.132.12) |
half tiger, half lion |
| Wildthangz said: (IP 69.149.14.147) |
Their victims left a cryin' |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
??? |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
weee another limerick to do!! |
| sally said: (IP 210.55.150.56) |
what to write i haven't a clue |
| chris' minni mee said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
how 'bout 3 question marks ??? |
| johnyb said: (IP 210.54.228.208) |
or three friggin' larks!!! |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Or five lines of pure poodle poo? |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
A big-busted blond from Biloxi |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.14) |
Sealed up her twat with Epoxy |
| Cheez Whizzz said: (IP 66.94.134.254) |
But in her haste |
| derrick said: (IP 210.54.228.230) |
mistook it for fish paste |
| Edam said: (IP 66.94.134.223) |
But it kept her from crackin' foxy ... |
| Wensleydale said: (IP 66.94.134.223) |
A couple went on a cruise |
| bert said: (IP 219.88.8.47) |
to get over their winter blues |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.133) |
But screwing is tough |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.204) |
When the sea becomes rough |
| Edam said: (IP 66.94.134.157) |
To them that may come as "news". |
| W. Shoemaker said: (IP 66.94.134.157) |
While ridng on horseback one day |
| equestrian said: (IP 66.168.23.58) |
My Great-Uncle Albert did say |
| syd said: (IP 210.55.151.112) |
i love a good canter |
| J. J. Jester said: (IP 66.94.132.97) |
and good-natured banter |
| Muzzle said: (IP 66.94.132.85) |
And a horse that never says "neigh". |
| J. Heist said: (IP 66.94.132.85) |
While filching some goods in a shop |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.69) |
The crook sudenly spotted a cop |
| Moebius said: (IP 130.166.253.39) |
"Oh my god", said he |
| derrick said: (IP 210.55.32.36) |
Are you a correct P.C. |
| Frank ...so then the cop replies said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
"Fuck you Nigger", while his brains he did whop. |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
In the back room the cops can be brutal, |
| Chez Whizzz said: (IP 66.94.135.93) |
With lawyer present just say "tootle" |
| anonymous said: (IP 206.78.31.226) |
Just sit and be quiet, |
| Indrani Banerjee said: (IP 84.13.211.187) |
It'll be alright |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.208.243) |
"I did not mean to rape that man's poodle...........whoops" |
| Jack Q. Stowe said: (IP 66.94.134.187) |
There once was a willing young widow |
| Calypso said: (IP 66.94.134.116) |
Who went walking alone in the meadow |
| derrick said: (IP 210.54.228.38) |
When her left tit popped out |
| bert said: (IP 219.88.8.170) |
Her lover did shout |
| Indrani said: (IP 84.13.211.187) |
"WHO made around your tit that red 'O'??" |
| Billi said: (IP 84.13.211.187) |
A sourpuss with a tangy twat |
| Suz said: (IP 216.178.54.208) |
Had the squirts and was stuck on the pot |
| wildthangz said: (IP 69.151.62.44) |
But she ran out of paper |
| P U said: (IP 66.94.133.83) |
Amidst that strong vapour |
| jon said: (IP 207.69.138.12) |
and ended up with tangy twat rot |
| jon said: (IP 207.69.138.12) |
once in a red volkwagon |
| derrick said: (IP 210.55.32.25) |
i was fucked by a big red dragon |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.137) |
Like the 'flick of a Bic' |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.202) |
Fire shot from his dick |
| amanda said: (IP 202.154.157.204) |
i was spit roasted like a ... PIG |
| amanda said: (IP 202.154.157.204) |
once in a land that was PURPLE |
| bert said: (IP 210.55.47.82) |
a dunderhead named VIRGIL |
| Suz said: (IP 216.178.55.177) |
Ate a poisonous snake |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.67) |
Made his belly ache |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
and he had a big burple |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
what is the world be like in fifty years |
| derrick said: (IP 210.54.229.44) |
full of Limerick sites my dears?. |
| The sun is reddish said: (IP 66.94.132.103) |
But just one for haiku |
| the prez said: (IP 216.178.55.177) |
and a president who |
| Pia said: (IP 81.156.170.255) |
's limericks bored us to tears |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
She looked like a beauty from Venus! |
| derrick said: (IP 210.54.228.185) |
As she straddled his two foot penis |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.14) |
Her pussy was nice |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.195) |
But clamped on like a vise |
| Billi said: (IP 84.13.208.6) |
To propagate the homo sapien genus |
| Billi said: (IP 84.13.208.6) |
Aaargh!! I think it's got me |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
I be stuck in a tree |
| derrick said: (IP 210.54.206.141) |
with a terrified Black bird |
| Edgar A. said: (IP 66.94.134.19) |
"Nevermore" I have heard! |
| Acinom said: (IP 169.226.154.221) |
Will I ever again be set free? |
| wildthangz said: (IP 70.242.77.119) |
There once was an old fur trader |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
whose wifes beaver was huge , like a crater |
| bert said: (IP 210.54.228.17) |
her knockers like mountains |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.202) |
...Gigantic milk fountains |
| Anony One said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Fell on him...they fetched him out later. |
| johny said: (IP 210.86.46.148) |
While holding myself stiffly one day |
| anonymous said: (IP 159.134.131.232) |
You chanced to pass by my way |
| Minnie Fingers said: (IP 66.94.133.241) |
You noticed my grip |
| derrick said: (IP 210.54.206.224) |
Wasn't about to slip |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
But you gave me a hand anyway |
| Billi said: (IP 84.13.242.136) |
Time and again as the old hag farted |
| Daniel Reed said: (IP 134.68.8.200) |
T'was thru her cheeks it darted. |
| bert said: (IP 210.55.47.78) |
The mangey dog with asshole sore |
| johny said: (IP 210.55.46.167) |
lies gassed upon the kitchen floor |
| Glenda Koh Qi Rui said: (IP 165.21.154.110) |
gfbzdjsljfhzdjiluhglserhsdfghgskl |
| And her soul, blissfully depated said: (IP 68.52.241.33) |
He put his hand in his pocket |
| Billi said: (IP 84.13.242.136) |
And brought out a worm-eaten locket |
| derrick said: (IP 210.55.32.26) |
The faded photo inside |
| Mr. Barrow said: (IP 66.94.134.120) |
Was of Bonnie and Clyde |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
in a threesome with Davie Crockett |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
He screamed when his zipper snagged his penis!!! |
| sydney said: (IP 210.55.46.193) |
Cos' the trousers were not even his |
| derrick said: (IP 210.55.150.205) |
With his chopper caught proper |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.199) |
He jumped up on the hopper |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.200) |
And they could hear him screaming on Venus |
| John D. said: (IP 66.94.134.112) |
There once was a lady in Denver |
| sally said: (IP 210.55.150.214) |
who had a lopsided suspender |
| lobo said: (IP 69.173.179.36) |
But she still blew a Bronco |
| J. Silverheels said: (IP 66.94.135.73) |
The Lone Ranger and Tonto |
| derrick said: (IP 210.54.228.178) |
And Silver was also a contender |
| sally said: (IP 210.54.228.178) |
Ther's something wrong with Vanessa |
| Essmeyer said: (IP 66.94.134.146) |
She won't wake up from siesta! |
| Moebius said: (IP 130.166.30.58) |
Dreaming of her lad |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.130) |
She bit off his "chad" |
| Ryhming Simon said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
Since he was hidden under her dressa |
| P. Go-Again said: (IP 66.94.133.14) |
A hot young thing in Tahiti |
| moebius said: (IP 130.166.30.58) |
Met an innocent from Bemidji |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.196) |
She showed him her Venus |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.138) |
He pulled out his penis |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.5) |
Then they couldn't be controlled by Clyde Beatty |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.9) |
A sexy young girl named Lena |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.200) |
Got laid by a llama in Lima |
| Billi said: (IP 84.13.212.74) |
And in three months flat |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.199.66) |
What popped out of her twat, |
| X Mark said: (IP 66.94.132.52) |
Looked like the princess warrior Zena |
| Salamander said: (IP 66.94.132.52) |
There once was a man named McGuirk |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.157.24.223) |
every wednesday, his dick he'd jerk |
| Man Friday said: (IP 66.94.134.96) |
But on Tuesday or Thursday |
| chris said: (IP 24.157.176.165) |
he would find a gay |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.199.67) |
To give his old asshole some work. |
| Jessica said: (IP 220.236.59.135) |
there was a young dog from peru |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
who dipped his penis in the stew! |
| duh said: (IP 66.94.134.238) |
he didn't know why (ask Don) |
| Frank said.........He stuck his dick in that too. said: (IP 71.97.195.179) |
But just look at the pie, |
| NastyScript said: (IP 66.94.132.139) |
And you know why his name is Old Blue |
| I.M.Juvenile said: (IP 66.94.132.139) |
Genitalia pervades the space here |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
That's the tradition of limericks my dear |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
If you don't have the balls |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Go hang out in the malls, |
| Billi said: (IP 84.13.211.105) |
And leave us to enjoy the bawdy fare!! |
| Billi said: (IP 84.13.211.105) |
She said, "I'll write a loony limerick, I will" |
| Fnitter said: (IP 81.224.138.118) |
So if my brain just for a sec will keep still |
| Ticker said: (IP 66.94.134.249) |
And my heart doesn't flutter |
| Kristen-Please delete 12mos of limericks-- Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
Or I begin to stutter |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
maybe i shoud take a thinking pill |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
OMG were all goin to die!!! |
| Corrina said: (IP 12.77.43.22) |
said the panicked tyke over her key-lime pie |
| Jo R said: (IP 71.208.210.51) |
she jumped with a shriek |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.72) |
At the sight of a geek |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.134) |
With green balls and a pink polka-dot tie |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.199) |
A sexy chick from Tiajuana |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.130) |
Was caught in Moscow smoking marijuana |
| Billi said: (IP 84.13.212.57) |
The seargent said "Hoy!" |
| the flea said: (IP 205.188.117.5) |
U.S. issued me boy, |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
"An dis weeed maka me horny, ya wanna?" |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
He said"Lovely"as he unhooked her bra. |
| Billi said: (IP 84.13.212.57) |
It was the first time he'd gotten so far |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
With a jiggle and quake, |
| mccay said: (IP 67.132.242.77) |
he then took a double take to see that they were fake |
| Flat?SoWot? said: (IP 66.94.134.43) |
But who cares in backseat of a car? |
| Black Jack said: (IP 66.94.134.43) |
There once was a girl in Nevada |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Most of the natives had had 'er, |
| wirethings said: (IP 164.92.250.8) |
Because of the heat, |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.133) |
Their meat was no treat |
| Billi said: (IP 217.43.22.252) |
And she'd no partners for the lambada. |
| Billi said: (IP 217.43.22.252) |
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend |
| Diamond Lil said: (IP 66.94.132.238) |
Unless the girl owns the store where they vend |
| Fnitter said: (IP 81.224.138.118) |
So what can it be? |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
You can count on me!!!! |
| Don would say said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
You'll be fucked so hard you'll need depends! ! ! ! |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
whats new today? |
| Billi said: (IP 217.43.22.252) |
the queen has said she may |
| Q E Too said: (IP 66.94.132.225) |
leave the hive |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.5) |
And take a drive |
| Homer said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
And perhaps a roll in the hay. |
| Homer said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
There once was a man named Dexter, |
| www.limerickmaker.com said: (IP 24.23.138.119) |
Who shacked up with a ground beef inspector |
| Porter House said: (IP 66.94.134.127) |
Who stamped him USDA |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
On his tenderloin one day, |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.8) |
To approve his high-grade Injector |
| The Homer said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
He said his name was Lobo The Spic |
| Brown Snake said: (IP 164.92.250.8) |
But his friends called him Bobo the Dick |
| Billie said: (IP 217.43.14.70) |
For reasons obvious |
| blithe.spirit said: (IP 142.166.105.60) |
He was obnoxious |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
and the smell of his breath would make you sick! |
| The Homer said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
He made a living working on pump jacks, |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.204) |
For a hobby, he went searching for Humbacks |
| (that should be Humpbacks...damn sticky keyboard) Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.73) |
One surfaced one day |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.133) |
As he pissed in the Bay |
| (Keyboards stick when you....oh never mind...) "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
And pump jacked a humpback, 'til he drained his sack |
| Jock Koustowe said: (IP 66.94.133.18) |
A tourguide once took a group swimming |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.204.175) |
In the evening, the sun was just dimming, |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
The water 'twas dirty |
| Gertrude S. said: (IP 66.94.134.184) |
But so was Gertie ! |
| (Ah Gertie I likes ya.......)"The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
And the fish for air were skimming! |
| Kansas Pity said: (IP 66.94.133.6) |
There once was a girl from Liberal |
| (Ulysses said.....) "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
Who had her own drugs and bedroll. |
| Excuse Moi said: (IP 66.94.134.233) |
But the picky park ranger |
| Billi said: (IP 81.153.7.40) |
Agreed to bang 'er |
| Bill said: (IP 68.204.170.52) |
As long as he kept to his schedule! |
| don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
I measured and it was 12 inches long. |
| besure said: (IP 59.144.38.14) |
But what you are thinking is wrong |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
A ruler by rule, |
| Billi said: (IP 217.43.16.209) |
Is a useful tool |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
And you can measure more things than just your schlong |
| The f**ker said: (IP 24.87.189.144) |
The two fuckers fucked all night long |
| term said: (IP 24.26.197.57) |
But at six A.M. things went quite wrong |
| Tofty said: (IP 84.68.146.184) |
for something got stuck |
| Frank said: (IP 66.73.216.121) |
Deep in Chuck's muck, |
| Hillbilly said: (IP 66.94.132.85) |
They were singing an old Country song! |
| (As I was saying......) "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
It was the gerbil, where are the tongs? |
| ellen said: (IP 199.79.10.117) |
You can see now that this is just wrong |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
But as far as gerbils are concerned |
| dean_lucre said: (IP 82.37.141.107) |
your balls you will burn |
| chris said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
through the rubbing of these tight thongs |
| some guy said: (IP 24.112.156.132) |
your mom is an ugly witch |
| wildthangz said: (IP 69.151.60.184) |
yep i fucked that dirty bitch |
| derrick said: (IP 222.153.72.70) |
i fancied your brother to |
| Poogina said: (IP 203.59.20.235) |
except he did a big brown poo |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.201.141) |
But licking it clean is his niche |
| derrick said: (IP 222.153.72.70) |
It started with a belch |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
As is common with a squelch. |
| big Bob said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
or it could have been a bark |
| Billi said: (IP 217.43.23.251) |
after all, it was dark |
| Troy Dillahunty said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
When you use a gerbil to felch! |
| Troy Dillahunty said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
There once was a lad from Omaha |
| Akeshia said: (IP 82.34.218.17) |
he found out his girlfriend was cheating |
| Akeshia !!!!!!!!........."The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
(2)A striking young man in overalls. (3)He found out his girl friend was cheating. |
| Say said: (IP 66.94.135.49) |
Akieshia say that don' need repeating |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.211.166) |
Pardon me while I barf BlaHaa !! BlaHaa !! |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.211.166) |
A Mexican said to his mother, |
| Ducky said: (IP 67.66.226.174) |
"You are a mom like no other." |
| lisa said: (IP 12.183.59.113) |
"Your burritos and beans |
| Wong said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
And how you wear those tight jeans |
| anonymous said: (IP 159.134.131.84) |
It's a wonder that none of us smother! |
| lisa said: (IP 12.183.59.113) |
The judge gave me 50 to life |
| Wildthangz said: (IP 69.155.107.77) |
For marrying such a hidious wife |
| lisa said: (IP 12.183.59.113) |
she used to be pretty |
| Wong said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
But oh what a pity |
| Pistachio Nut said: (IP 84.69.95.238) |
She'll never find me in Fife!! |
| Pistachio Nut said: (IP 84.69.95.238) |
There once was a nut named Martin |
| lisa said: (IP 68.62.133.168) |
Who wanted to meet Dolly Partin |
| Dereck said: (IP 222.152.153.225) |
So he boarded a plane |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
But it was headed for Spain |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.67) |
So he sat in his seat just a-fartin' |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.195) |
There was a young girl from Poughkeepsie |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.72) |
One night got a little too tipsy |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
Along came a spider |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.201.143) |
Who sliiped one inside 'er |
| isaiah said: (IP 69.173.179.36) |
and now is Jesus gypsy |
| donny rhea said: (IP 69.173.179.36) |
there once was a girl from nigeria |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.71.160.82) |
But no one would ever come near her |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.72) |
She wore tight-fitting clothes |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.200) |
And blew farts through her nose |
| Billi said: (IP 217.43.18.97) |
That made the snows melt in Siberia |
| Billi said: (IP 217.43.18.97) |
She said "Oh don't!" and pulled down her skirt |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
But she was topless and they were pert. |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.203) |
I pulled out my 'Johnson' |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.70) |
And she said, "Oh my god, son" |
| derrick said: (IP 222.153.154.119) |
I think this one is gonna hurt!!! |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
He said "Watch out, that water is deep." |
| Wang Chung said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
"So go on, I don't give a *BLEEP*" |
| tequila gal said: (IP 63.238.195.2) |
"I am so hot!" |
| Billi said: (IP 217.43.20.77) |
"It's part of the plot" |
| lisa said: (IP 12.183.59.113) |
"and I'm helping Bo Peep find her sheep!" |
| lisa said: (IP 12.183.59.113) |
The beautician said I have no hope |
| Wong said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
My guy's schlong is as thick as a rope! |
| boo said: (IP 68.62.133.168) |
so she chopped off her hair |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.187.85) |
Climbed up in her chair |
| Billi said: (IP 217.43.21.66) |
And gave head to the venerable Pope |
| Billi said: (IP 217.43.21.66) |
She named the little one Alfred |
| UpChuck said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
After a man she'd once given head |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
The middle one was Frank, |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
for the oneshe yanked his crank |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.116.196) |
alas. this limerick sucks lead |
| Billi said: (IP 217.43.21.75) |
The rock & roll singer was a complete nerd |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
And his ears were so shot he hadn't heard |
| J said: (IP 221.134.194.46) |
That the world wasnt flat |
| bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
his girlfriend was soo fat |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.196.182) |
If she took a bite out squeezed a turd. |
| Billi said: (IP 217.43.15.135) |
"Horrors upon horrors!!", said Belinda |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
"Something just slid through my sphincta!" |
| anonymous said: (IP 81.77.93.212) |
ow it really really hurts |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.176.208) |
To have the hard taco squirts |
| Keith said: (IP 195.93.21.104) |
Just like passing a cinder |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.157.41.66) |
There once was a fellow named Maurice |
| Uppity Kunt said: (IP 71.97.181.26) |
Who'd turn up his nose and ignore us, |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
(2) Who had blue balls and desperate for a piece. (3) So he turned up his nose, |
| Mauricio said: (IP 66.94.134.232) |
(4) He didn't want those |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.204.22) |
And reached for the old pecker grease |
| Tanya Nyakas said: (IP 207.164.102.65) |
There was a bride to be, Wicked Wanda |
| Billi said: (IP 81.153.7.253) |
Who couldn't wait, and did it with a panda |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
His unit was fuzzy |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.204.22) |
And so she asked, "Was he...?" |
| sidebolt said: (IP 204.111.103.81) |
taking viagra, or was he just hung like a saila |
| Aaron Cakebread said: (IP 68.52.164.146) |
being small is not just a curse |
| Tattoo said: (IP 66.94.133.92) |
can, however, get two in a hearse. |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.14) |
But if your widget |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.132) |
Is as small as a digit |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.117.6) |
Nothing could ever be worse! |
| Susan Smith said: (IP 62.254.0.30) |
There was a young man from New York |
| Bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
Who's girlfriend was the Queen of Pork, |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
Her loins were quite huge, |
| Nina said: (IP 207.180.10.218) |
And he was a scrooge |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.211.132) |
Too cheap for a sheath for his dork |
| Mr. Roark said: (IP 66.94.135.204) |
Once a little guy yelled out "the plane!" |
| dwih said: (IP 81.68.153.17) |
He did have a problem with his brain |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
Oh poor little Herve, |
| Pop Fly said: (IP 66.94.135.153) |
The guy lost his nerve-é |
| Billi said: (IP 84.13.24.204) |
And eloped with Tarzan instead of Jane!! |
| Billi said: (IP 84.13.24.204) |
He said "It's a shame those marvellous tits |
| boo said: (IP 68.62.133.168) |
can't be seen, for those hairy-ass pits |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
She got out the clippers, |
| Billi said: (IP 84.13.20.86) |
And cut away his zippers |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
But still no tits, all pits, that's the shits! |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.20.86) |
"Aaah! Mind-blowing!" said the goat |
| Belinda Renfrew said: (IP 62.253.0.10) |
As he chewed on an old overcoat |
| boo said: (IP 12.183.59.113) |
He slipped on some knickers |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
And let out a snicker. |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.183.250) |
"I'm headed for town now to vote." |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.183.250) |
"Was it acid? " the goat seemed to ask, |
| derrick said: (IP 222.153.82.76) |
as he failed a simple task |
| "The Homer said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
It just ate some wool, |
| boo said: (IP 68.62.133.168) |
but those colors! how cool! |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.133) |
But how come I pee'd blue in the flask? |
| boo said: (IP 68.62.133.168) |
A lady, refined, from down South |
| Bret said: (IP 64.12.116.203) |
Had an exceedingly large mouth |
| Frank said: (IP 64.12.117.11) |
She spoke of fancy places |
| Teddy said: (IP 64.12.116.70) |
While making funny faces |
| Brandon said: (IP 64.12.116.130) |
Because of her lisp she wore a fine "Blouth" |
| anonymous said: (IP 12.205.148.122) |
A fraudulent heiress named Maude |
| Kevin said: (IP 69.91.96.43) |
Married a banker named Claude |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.84.183) |
But before too long |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
she took off her thong |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.208.174) |
And bilked him right out of his wad. |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.208.174) |
The inspector decided to quiz, |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.87) |
A beer drinker who had taken a whiz. |
| Inspector said: (IP 66.94.132.182) |
"I see you're drunk." |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
He replied,"Thas wha you Thunk" |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.189.242) |
"Now, fukoff 'n mine yer own bizz!" |
| Annerz said: (IP 70.94.37.89) |
There once was a girl from Milwaukee |
| dwigh said: (IP 81.68.153.17) |
Who yelled into her walkie-talkie |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
"I'M READY TO COME!" |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.205.243) |
"ALL OVER ME MUM!" |
| KLT said: (IP 4.234.239.187) |
(I love that her ass is so chalky.) |
| derrick said: (IP 222.153.82.76) |
Ha ha said the mystic |
| LeadToGold said: (IP 66.94.133.17) |
It happens I'm quite alchemistic |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
So come take a whiff |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.28.94) |
Go on, just sniff |
| anonymous said: (IP 159.134.131.104) |
Oh! This limerick is now an acrostic! |
| Pippa said: (IP 159.134.131.104) |
There once was a lady so thin |
| JoHo said: (IP 212.139.37.133) |
She could itch her heart with her chin |
| Caitlin said: (IP 219.88.166.217) |
i hate mrs devoy |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.193.108) |
She's allergic to soy, |
| Ad said: (IP 194.154.171.50) |
and her bones are 90% tin |
| Bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
Shannon sat there with long blonde hair |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.209.36) |
Red lipstick and boy what a pair, |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
A butt to remember, |
| Marlon B. said: (IP 66.94.132.189) |
Could'a been a contender... |
| Jose said: (IP 203.129.254.50) |
But her pussy was a nightmare |
| the dude hu lived 4eva said: (IP 203.166.96.240) |
there once was a man named wally |
| melody frost said: (IP 216.204.201.218) |
on the tennis court had quite the volley |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
he was okay on clay |
| Treacle pie said: (IP 217.204.30.2) |
from the net he would play |
| the flea said: (IP 70.242.87.141) |
But his forte was serving the bally! |
| the flea said: (IP 70.242.87.141) |
Once a flea on the crown of a canine, |
| M Cope said: (IP 165.146.167.59) |
Said "I'm living here on a food-mine." |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
"But if I go further south..." |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.208.195) |
"Past the snout and the mouth. . ." |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
I'll be out of food on the behind. |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.35.152) |
The good doctor was on his rounds |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
In the ward, of the asylum grounds. |
| boo said: (IP 69.247.101.166) |
With electrodes in hand |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.199.134) |
He'd hoped to land, |
| anonymous said: (IP 207.200.116.8) |
A nurse who needed a spark on her mounds |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.5.78) |
Why do I always start the new limerick? |
| the flea said: (IP 70.242.87.141) |
When someone else's idea would do the trick, |
| Kamikaze said: (IP 130.160.19.217) |
So Bill Gates then said |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
"You need Kennedy, the Ted !" |
| anonymus said: (IP 130.160.19.217) |
Althoug he has a very large dick |
| Kamikaze said: (IP 130.160.19.217) |
Of flowers one really gets sick, |
| derrick said: (IP 222.153.82.76) |
Then i always talk like a dick |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.13.208) |
I can see that |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
.........because of your fat. |
| boo said: (IP 69.247.101.166) |
never shall you nail a hot chick |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
A Monk on a Carolina mission, |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.139) |
Had a long pole that was handy for fishin' |
| Lily Wang said: (IP 220.237.185.237) |
He set out one day |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
For the monastery on the bay |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.13.208) |
Where the nuns were ready for doshin' |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.13.208) |
Oh, how could you do this to me? |
| Scott said: (IP 24.118.152.106) |
when all that I wanted, you see |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.13.208) |
was a bit of fun |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.190.58) |
With a feminine ton, |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.13.208) |
playing with my little willie |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.13.208) |
You must be mad to think that I would |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.199.202) |
Burn down my own neiborhood, |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
I did burn my fingers, |
| Sam said: (IP 203.221.72.80) |
and my dick |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
(4) The pain still lingers. (5) And I would burn Sam if I could. |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Sam said; "Help I have burned my dick!" |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.13.208) |
Sally said "Ewww! You make me sick!" |
| Slimerick said: (IP 66.94.134.113) |
Best slow it down... |
| I Suck said: (IP 203.45.18.100) |
Before you make me frown |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.135) |
Best be careful when flicking your "Bic" |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.9) |
There was a young lady named Laura |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.69) |
Who lived in the old town of Gomorrah |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Her veil got stuck, |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
When she started to suck |
| Dilly said: (IP 66.94.133.96) |
She'll check with a plumber tomorrah |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.11.30) |
A king sized ego with a pint-sized dick |
| Litre-size said: (IP 66.94.133.1) |
Causes millions of babies whether slow or real quick |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Throw in a six pack, |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.179.41) |
Wipe off your nut-sack, |
| laurence said: (IP 222.152.66.231) |
Oh no, I'm going to be sick |
| Laurence said: (IP 222.152.66.231) |
A lady from China |
(IP 64.12.116.5) |
1) There once was a lady from China 2) Who had a magnificent vagina |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
When she bent over, |
| Kamikaze said: (IP 130.160.19.226) |
It wasn't quite over, |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.241.151) |
No wonder all men took a shine to 'er |
| Borgakov said: (IP 84.13.241.151) |
She left all the men panting for breath |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
She was the queen of the lab of meth. |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.241.151) |
Her tits were 48DD |
| Scott said: (IP 24.245.2.27) |
but her crotch was quite seedy |
| Rahjahd Badahli said: (IP 212.23.25.171) |
And the smell would sendall men to death |
| Rahjahd Badahli said: (IP 212.23.25.171) |
When Santa gets bored in his Grotto, |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
He calls for an elf and his auto. |
| Pam MacFarlane said: (IP 216.13.45.146) |
"Let's head to a bar!" |
| meggieliz said: (IP 64.5.236.254) |
"We'll bring Joy Behar!" |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.241.151) |
"And have a fun game of lotto!" |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.241.151) |
An old miner who was stone deaf |
| Pam & Megan said: (IP 216.13.45.146) |
Went to school to become a chef |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
But his cooking lacked taste |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
His herbs he misplaced. |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.241.151) |
And noone would ever give him a ref |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.241.151) |
Atop the mountain, the Sherpa swore |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
"I've lost my coat, that I once wore!" |
| Joe Sherpa said: (IP 66.94.134.35) |
"While I watched my hat... |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.197) |
An Abominable Snowman shat |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
In my hat and started to snore. |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.77.230) |
"Ooh!" said the porcupine in the ditch |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
I have pricked myself and I itch, |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.67) |
I sneaked up behind |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.5) |
A gal porcupine |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.201) |
And she stuck a quill in my dick, the bitch |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
A farmer in the field on his tractor, |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.196) |
He loved to let stinky farts in the malls |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.201) |
He'd gas all the shoppers |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.77.230) |
And make 'em fan their toppers |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Corn in this limerik ain't a factor. |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Once the goat had mounted his mate, |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.77.230) |
They backsy-forsied atop the gate |
| Alex F said: (IP 67.80.146.156) |
They said "Looky Here" |
| astroboi said: (IP 220.238.145.3) |
theres nothing to see dear |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.68.248) |
"So g'wan, else you're gonna be late!" |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.68.248) |
Alfred didn't know if he was comin or goin |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
His hair was all frizzled from the wind it was blowin’ |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
His balls were dragging, |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.68.248) |
While he was shagging |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
And he couldn't quite tell, but he thought they were glowin |
| Tania said: (IP 70.58.174.234) |
There was a border collie named cap |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Who worked the border without a map. |
| thr flea said: (IP 70.242.87.16) |
To us it would seem, |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
It would require a team. |
| Green Hornet said: (IP 67.41.202.71) |
To clean up his gigantic crap. |
| Green Hornet said: (IP 67.41.202.71) |
There once was a laddie named Donnie |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.78.62) |
Madly in love with a lass called Ronnie |
| Ophir said: (IP 80.178.122.204) |
the boy was a wimp |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.73.239) |
and she was a simp |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.185.46) |
And thier baby's a lessie named Bonnie. |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.73.239) |
An ogre and a witch on a house-hunt |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Looking for a bed, with a dildo at the front. |
| shruthi said: (IP 202.177.159.133) |
ended up wit a stinking mattress |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.73.239) |
that needed a double buttress |
| enough said: (IP 71.97.184.143) |
From the gush of her wart covered kunt |
| beanzie said: (IP 205.188.116.132) |
There one was a woman named Brit |
| the flea said: (IP 70.242.87.16) |
Who could not bring herself to sit, |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.73.239) |
'cause her ample backside |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Had a tendency to hide. |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
My GOD this limerick sucks shit |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.73.239) |
Having fun with the limerick, daily |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Singing it ,while playing the ukulele. |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
My thoughts are filled with visions, |
| Ophir said: (IP 80.178.44.240) |
just thinking of Gene Simmons |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.190.170) |
Buttfucking soccer great Pele |
| soccer great said: (IP 71.97.190.170) |
Pele was writhing and arching, |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.79.182) |
Across his pecker 90 ants were marching |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
A band played "Dixie". |
| Vietnamese Junky Whore said: (IP 71.97.190.170) |
"Hey Joe, You want fixee?" |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
To late, his pecker continued it's parching. |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
There once was a bitch named Katrina, |
| Mr. Looter said: (IP 66.94.133.131) |
Went to play in the New Orleans Saints arena |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
She had a good blow, |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.79.182) |
That laid the men low |
| Bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
Then she said I be seeing ya! |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
New Orleans is now under water, |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.79.182) |
And not much good that's brought 'er |
| "THe Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
With coffins floatin' |
| Bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
And rescuers are a boatin' |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.79.182) |
Be glad the water's not getting hotter |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.79.182) |
Extreme provocation in some cases could cause |
| Fnitter said: (IP 81.224.138.87) |
a whole lot of cheering and standing applause |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
'Cause if you are calling names, |
| Harry said: (IP 66.94.132.11) |
Like, Jack, Ralph or James |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
That could really give Alice the guffaws. |
| dave rio said: (IP 220.239.133.97) |
there once was an elderly aussie |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
who was so overbearing and bossy, |
| 'The Homer' said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
He had one leg, |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
His other was a peg, |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
He was always pissed over the lossy. |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
There once was a beggar a begging, |
| the flea said: (IP 70.242.87.16) |
When someone threw him a legging, |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
"I will eat for money." said he, |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.79.182) |
"Or better still, for free" |
| Danny said: (IP 82.34.181.78) |
"as long as you thrown a boiled egg in" |
| anonymous said: (IP 82.34.181.78) |
the was once an egg called humpty |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.79.182) |
Who bounced on the road bumpty-bumpty |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Along came a chick, |
| anonymous said: (IP 152.163.100.6) |
Who sucked on his dick |
| Nikki said: (IP 152.163.101.7) |
And then they humpty dumptied. |
| Nikki said: (IP 152.163.101.9) |
There once was a man from Houdan |
| leroy said: (IP 68.33.221.40) |
who sat on a rusty tin can |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
It had a smell of sardines, |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.69.175) |
As well as discarded jeans |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
Now his arse smells more like rattan. |
| OldeMaide said: (IP 66.94.134.219) |
There once was a maid at the Ritz |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Who loved a German named Fritz. |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.74) |
Form noon until nine |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.67) |
They'd drink warm beer from a stein |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.241.46) |
And talk of marriage, and having kidz |
| Billie said: (IP 84.13.241.46) |
Mr Roger William Rutherford Morrison Stone |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Also known as "You fat fuck!", when at home. |
| Danny said: (IP 82.34.181.78) |
looked so big and orange |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
His name could have been Borange. |
| Danny said: (IP 82.34.181.78) |
except it wasnt, so please do not moan |
| Danny said: (IP 82.34.181.78) |
not many words ryhme with purple |
| Yep said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
or pancakes and maple syruple. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.13.56) |
'Though tis too late now, |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
We'll make it somehow. |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.203.72) |
not many words ryhme with purple |
| leroy said: (IP 68.33.221.16) |
A hairy old man from Philly |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.184.235) |
Came up with a plan, what a dilly \! |
| brian schroeder said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
He would tie his hair, |
| leroy said: (IP 68.33.221.16) |
to an old rocking chair |
| Danny said: (IP 82.34.181.78) |
and rock it to wax himself, how silly |
| Fnitter said: (IP 81.224.138.16) |
I´m the ugliest person on earth |
| leroy said: (IP 68.33.221.40) |
I have looked like this since my birth |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
If I had a face lift, |
| Zane Erasmus said: (IP 165.146.225.173) |
It would remove this rift |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
Then I could gaze at myself with mirth. |
| erp said: (IP 24.34.50.18) |
there once was a fabulous singer |
| leroy said: (IP 68.33.221.16) |
who picked the guitar with his finger |
| Ophir said: (IP 80.178.35.46) |
his performance was sucky |
| anon. said: (IP 71.97.179.140) |
But Elvis was lucky, |
| erp said: (IP 24.34.50.18) |
'Cuz his groupies were sexual zingers! |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
"Oh no!" Said the man from Swaziland |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
"I need to pee, and I have just one hand!" |
| Do Gooder said: (IP 209.193.36.94) |
I shant throw a fit |
| danny said: (IP 207.69.137.8) |
I shall just take a shit |
| "Thew Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
And wipe with one hand of sand! |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
The Judge Rufus Rastas Johnson Brown, |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.201) |
Loved to dress up as a clown |
| bear said: (IP 202.156.6.52) |
but never did he realize |
| melisa said: (IP 207.61.101.2) |
that he could be penalized |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.8) |
For tooting his 'Clarabell' horn 'neath his gown |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
The last Katrina refugees |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Attired in their shorts and white tees. |
| Kenny said: (IP 24.71.44.234) |
Were found calling out |
| leroy said: (IP 68.33.221.40) |
from their houses round about |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
"Come get me I have to pee!" |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Monday Night Amerikan Futboll |
| Billie said: (IP 217.158.107.186) |
In swing with Jamaikan Rock & Roll |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Has many strange fans, |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.67) |
Living in Mini Vans |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.206.187) |
A bitch how the flood took its toll. |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
The pets left by Katrina are starvin' |
| Steph Brooke said: (IP 212.24.73.218) |
and i've lost my mate called marvin |
| Marvina said: (IP 66.94.132.9) |
He's found him a cat |
| kahli said: (IP 211.26.110.81) |
although it's rather fat |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Cooked slow it will go well with a Rouge Vin |
| leroy said: (IP 68.33.221.40) |
An Author named Leminy Snickets |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.6.64.220) |
Was friends with Jiminy Cricket |
| maverick said: (IP 62.255.144.4) |
But Pinocchio knows |
| danny said: (IP 207.69.139.149) |
How to put on the shows |
| Johnny B Bad said: (IP 64.12.116.12) |
His big nose,he just picks it |
| Johnny BadAss said: (IP 64.12.117.8) |
Tige is still here I see |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
A dangerous and contagious disease |
| fhjhjg said: (IP 60.230.253.27) |
my penis is big |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Quite like a fig. |
| Maverick said: (IP 62.255.144.44) |
And could even explode if i sneeze! |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Farmer Barnes was once sowing the seeds, |
| Maverick said: (IP 80.5.160.6) |
The type that grow narcotic weeds |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.197) |
In the midst of his sowing |
| little digger said: (IP 152.163.100.10) |
He caught his wife blowing |
| Sunny said: (IP 205.188.117.7) |
And now she is paying for her deeds |
| Sunny said: (IP 205.188.117.71) |
This limerick is the best of it's kind |
| Maverick said: (IP 62.255.140.11) |
Big headed i think you will find |
| Johnny BadAss said: (IP 64.12.117.13) |
Maverick's little penis |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Is not one of cleanness. |
| It reeks of his father's behind said: (IP 71.97.183.79) |
Bucky Schuster |
| leroy said: (IP 68.33.221.16) |
I can't afford to put gas in my car |
| Dar said: (IP 207.200.116.130) |
So my trips do not go very far |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
But give me some beans |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
I'll brew a gas that is mean. |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.65) |
That'll get me to the nearest bar |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
There once was a wideout called T.O. |
| leroy said: (IP 68.33.221.16) |
Who wants more money, why? I don't know |
| Billie said: (IP 193.61.202.136) |
He was so very greedy |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
That his coach Andy Reid-y |
| Nelson said: (IP 68.33.221.16) |
Shipped his skinny black ass back to frisco |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
"Go deep and turn out.", said the quarterback. |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
"It's great fun for free, with some crack" |
| leroy said: (IP 68.33.221.16) |
Altho you might get hurt |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
While being taken to the dirt. |
| horsey said: (IP 68.253.53.16) |
and maybe ull get some plaque |
| billbob said: (IP 68.253.53.16) |
"help me , help me! little girl |
| isettagal said: (IP 66.245.27.181) |
with the hair that has a curl |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
along your crack" |
| anonymous said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
From front to back |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
"You make mind my mind go a-whirly-whirl!!" |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Should ever I need to go again |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
I probably won't, I've already been. |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
But if I did |
| the flea said: (IP 69.153.234.188) |
I'd raise the lid, |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
The next time I won't be as messy then. |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
There once was a woman who drove a car, |
| Dynamite said: (IP 24.250.123.192) |
She said she came from Zanzibar |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Her hair was a mess, |
| Angie said: (IP 64.251.52.249) |
So she had to confess |
| Dynamite said: (IP 24.250.123.192) |
That she had run into a bar. |
| Dynamite said: (IP 24.250.123.192) |
I like to eat pie every day |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
"It has left me in a heavy way !" |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.133) |
Apple Crumb and Cherry |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.5) |
Lemon, Peach and Blueberry |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.65) |
I think I'll try Cow Pie today |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.12) |
There was a fellow named Drew |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.13) |
Who got gas while screwing a shrew |
| Digger said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
She was a nagging bitch! |
| Darth Devil said: (IP 210.50.117.131) |
Got fucked by a witch |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.10) |
Then he blew a big turd in her shoe |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.72) |
A feallow with a glass eye from Mass. (Massachussets) |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.9) |
At night, kept his eye in a glass (of water) |
| Digger said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Of Barcardi's best rum. (Ted) |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.13.56) |
That he stole from his mum, |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.200) |
Which he drank. Now he sees through his ass |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
I've always dreamt of things that fly |
| BIG said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
Way up above the clouds so high, |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
But as I sit here toking |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
the birds are f(l)oking |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
And one just shit in my eye... |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
One day, while smoking a spliff |
| anonymous said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
My dog, he did get a whiff, |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
His tail started to spin, |
| kenzie said: (IP 84.67.172.133) |
as i started to win |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.196.17) |
Then that choosey mother chose JIF |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
"Oooh!" said the maid with the dusty mop |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
I've backed into someone and heard a "POP", |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
Methinks 'twas my cherry |
| paola said: (IP 203.131.145.114) |
hrhrhrhhr |
| dave said: (IP 83.104.153.119) |
i just can't get off the top |
| dave said: (IP 83.104.153.119) |
There once was a young lad named Steve |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
Who while playing with his tool got peeved, |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.14) |
It would not eject |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.5) |
Nor stand erect |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.212.28) |
It seems only a piss was achieved. |
| Jethro Agarano said: (IP 219.90.84.46) |
There was a young lady whose dream |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.131) |
Was to make all the young laddies cream. |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.200) |
She'd squeal with delight |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.65) |
When their blue jeans turned white |
| Trevor said: (IP 67.70.88.245) |
As she stood paddling in their stream |
| danny said: (IP 4.242.151.176) |
There once was a hot young milk man |
| anonymous said: (IP 67.188.89.84) |
who would always go and fix fans |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
He wore boxer shorts, |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.196) |
And sometimes, for sport |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.7) |
A thong in the crack of his can |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.10) |
There was a young man from Kaloozi |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.6) |
...Screwed his girl in a hot tub...jacuzzi |
| Don said: (IP 70.105.220.2) |
Got his penis stuck in drain! |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
It was a massive pain. |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.210.157) |
'Til he slipped it back in to her poozie. |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.73) |
There was a young fellow named Knight |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.138) |
Whose dick gave the girls quite a fright |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
It wasn't really big |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
It was more like a twig |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.5) |
And the girls would all say "Not tonight!" |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Seventeen buglers standing in line |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.195) |
Watching a German drink beer from a stein |
| TisforTool said: (IP 137.112.151.88) |
Said the first to the last, |
| besure said: (IP 59.144.57.142) |
In a slur but fast |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
It was his round the tight fisted swine |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
In a galaxy far far away |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Where the Orgbwfexxes used to stay |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
And the grass grew blue |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
When ya smoked it ya knew |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Why the Orgbwfexxes' dicks grew that way!! |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
My favorite sandwich filler is |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Hair pies, nipples and jizz. |
| Soleil said: (IP 72.128.80.166) |
Your mom likes it too |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Don't ask me how I knew |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
And she likes it topped with Cheez Whiz |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
"Udderly Amazing !" exclaimed the milk maid, |
| goozle said: (IP 219.77.49.73) |
as she found the old cow that had strayed |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
"The cow's drinkin' rum! |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.203.206) |
Her fur caked with cum, |
| Edith said: (IP 85.140.116.176) |
reading the book she maid |
| anonymous said: (IP 85.140.116.176) |
Katie likes doing her homework |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
She said with her little girl smirk. |
| c said: (IP 205.188.116.12) |
the math was a breeze |
| me said: (IP 69.179.182.218) |
she thought through a sneeze |
| The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
But the teacher was a frigging jerk! |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
All you need for that glamorous look |
| anonymous said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
Is a supermodel that you can f*ck, |
| girish said: (IP 69.182.74.193) |
She's out there waiting for you |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Smoking on a joint or two |
| wendy said: (IP 69.182.74.193) |
And she goes by the rules of the book. |
| joey said: (IP 69.182.74.193) |
The butcher's girlfriend had a taste of his meat |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
But one would think she'd have been more discreet |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
She had taken his salami |
| mandy said: (IP 207.69.138.141) |
Then ran and told her mommy |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
She didn't know a salami could secrete ! |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
"Two bits." The bartender told the cowboy, |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.116.13) |
"Here's four bits. Let me have a Rob Roy." |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
And he spit on the floor, |
| mike said: (IP 172.212.125.104) |
said four bits i want more, |
| anon said: (IP 69.182.74.193) |
If I have to play with your toy. |
| wendy said: (IP 69.182.74.193) |
Its' a cold day and I want a hot sausage |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Up my butt, lately I've had a blockage! |
| The Man said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
now I am unable to poop |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
All that comes out is goop |
| Superman said: (IP 83.100.165.194) |
Shut the fuck up this site is sssooo gay |
| Stephanie said: (IP 66.130.237.231) |
there once was a girl and her son |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.104.241.134) |
Who took turns having sex with a nun |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.203.53) |
"My cunt's raw!", said the sister, |
| leroy said: (IP 68.33.221.40) |
And my ass has a blister |
| shveta said: (IP 69.199.218.85) |
But still, it was such great fun! |
| Shveta said: (IP 69.199.218.85) |
I like to eat yellow birds, |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.117.8) |
And from his mouth spewed feathers, not words |
| anonymous said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
He gives 'em a stuffin' |
| ross monk said: (IP 62.252.0.6) |
and stuffs it with muffin |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.120.209.147) |
now he's got yellow feathery tirds |
| micatek said: (IP 68.94.13.56) |
I've wondered why the world spins 'round, |
| mike said: (IP 69.182.74.193) |
why what is lost is never found. |
| Kai said: (IP 80.136.135.234) |
why black is black |
| Jack said: (IP 69.182.74.193) |
Why Jill goes for Jack |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.69) |
Why my dick hangs down to the ground |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
When i die, send my ass to the moon, |
| Kai said: (IP 80.136.130.93) |
okay mate, but it'll have to be soon |
| Kai said: (IP 80.136.168.193) |
why black is black |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.7) |
Is way off track |
| little digger said: (IP 64.12.116.135) |
And DON'T send my balls to Rangoon |
| tim said: (IP 80.189.194.41) |
there was an old pigeon named todd |
| sim said: (IP 69.182.74.193) |
Who thought he could do better than God. |
| stinky said: (IP 80.136.177.51) |
While flying a loop |
| Kai said: (IP 80.136.140.120) |
It made big poop |
| anonymous said: (IP 70.33.108.118) |
Though pooping while loopings quite odd |
| JAD said: (IP 70.33.108.118) |
What KLT said is quite true |
| Kai said: (IP 80.136.131.209) |
you should never use any glue |
| pebbles said: (IP 80.136.149.192) |
'Cause if you do so |
| cammie said: (IP 202.175.224.194) |
you will have a goo |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.7) |
Sticky shits, and your jizz will turn blue |
| jack said: (IP 69.182.74.193) |
The lady at the farm owns a big cock |
| silky said: (IP 69.168.146.108) |
and late at night it would creep up her smock |
| laura o said: (IP 131.123.78.47) |
but she did not mind at all |
| Ben said: (IP 66.169.151.157) |
for she rubbed on its balls |
| blunder said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
And the cock up her smock started rock |
| blunder said: (IP 195.212.53.51) |
There once was a virgin who said: |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
"My hymen is safe 'til i'm wed", |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.198) |
But one night in a Chevy, |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.72) |
When the breathing got heavy |
| mish said: (IP 69.37.244.9) |
She got fucked by the driver instead |
| Kai said: (IP 80.136.187.183) |
There once was a man from manhattan |
| Claire said: (IP 86.133.35.74) |
he said to me he ate a tree |
| Billie said: (IP 61.0.137.69) |
Not knowing why he did so |
| felix said: (IP 69.37.244.9) |
till the time he met a gigolo |
| Mass Loony Limerick said: (IP 71.97.204.227) |
'tis the website the idiots shat in |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
"Show me yours, I'll show you mine." said he. |
| Neil said: (IP 24.218.171.214) |
as he played with his cock and his key |
| anonymous said: (IP 152.163.100.72) |
"Will you suck it if I do?" |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
And promise you won't chew? |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.180.164) |
And guzzle down a gallon of my pee? |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.180.164) |
Mother Goose has a soft downy snatch, |
| anonymous said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
I've never seen such a fearthery thatch |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
She's a slut and very loose, |
| Al W. said: (IP 65.73.204.62) |
so the snatch gets much use |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.203) |
And the bugs that live there make you scratch |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.117.14) |
There was a chap with four balls |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.9) |
Who liked to hang out in the malls |
| Billie said: (IP 61.2.1.144) |
He'd whistle at girls |
| anonymous said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
Even daughters of Earls, |
| kris said: (IP 69.37.244.9) |
Who wanted to know if they were true or false. |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
The Denverite said as he stood in a drift, |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.116.70) |
"It's too soon for this seasonal shift!" |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
"But I've had a Starbucks," |
| ferallane said: (IP 203.166.96.240) |
now i have no bucks |
| ferallane said: (IP 203.166.96.237) |
now i have to find a lift |
| ferallane said: (IP 203.166.96.238) |
I once met a girl named meg |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.133) |
Who had a big wooden leg |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.14) |
And that's not all that was phony... |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.134) |
Her tits were silicon-y |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.9) |
And her snatch made from a beer keg |
| Tick said: (IP 144.138.1.120) |
i want 2 go 2 da toilet |
| How Crass! said: (IP 205.188.116.139) |
"But the bathroom is clean...please don't spoil it!" |
| anonymous said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
But i need a big dump, |
| Rudy said: (IP 65.50.96.84) |
So don't be a chump... |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.117.11) |
Just shit in a pot and then boil it. |
| Billie said: (IP 61.0.136.200) |
"Of all the awful things to happen!" said Doug |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
"I got drunk and took a shit on the rug!" |
| harry nolan said: (IP 217.44.163.6) |
he sat down and wanked |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
And as he tugged on his crank |
| Billie said: (IP 61.2.0.236) |
"Will somebody please give m a hug?" |
| Billie said: (IP 61.2.0.236) |
As I was talking to Lady Umbrey |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
She said she had on no underwear today. |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.117.65) |
"That does not rhyme well, Madame..." |
| THE KID said: (IP 69.195.103.248) |
"But who gives a damn!" |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.90.162.235) |
Stop talking to me 'cause I'm gay! |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.90.162.235) |
I truly enjoy taking part |
| anonymous said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
"In group sex", said young Simpson, Bart, |
| The Lovely One said: (IP 65.87.195.203) |
but Lisa came too |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
as Homer humped her poo |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.10) |
Then let go with a big stinky fart |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.14) |
There once was a fellow named Snark |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.9) |
Who jerked off his dog in the park |
| Bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
his wife was a slut |
| Tamseeen said: (IP 81.132.149.223) |
with a cock up her butt |
| scouserbabe said: (IP 172.188.41.17) |
said she was only around for the lark |
| scouserbabe said: (IP 172.188.41.17) |
There was a young laddie called Joey |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Who for his mother bought a vibrating toy. |
| goofy said: (IP 69.37.244.9) |
" I know mom, this aint the real thing." |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
"But if you use it on the swing." |
| Billie said: (IP 61.0.136.146) |
"It's guaranteed to bring you monumental joy" |
| Billie said: (IP 61.0.136.146) |
I never learned what I really needed to know |
| Amanda said: (IP 24.18.59.171) |
But thought I would give it a go |
| anonymous said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
But I still don't know shit, |
| Billie said: (IP 61.2.1.18) |
Not really, not a bit |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
But I thought "Why not," so I gave him a blow... |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
There once were some Sox from Chicago |
| Kai said: (IP 80.136.134.16) |
Who gang-banged a girl from Key Largo |
| no one said: (IP 152.163.101.9) |
she saud give me your stuff |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
He shoved a bat up her muff |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.7) |
Now she owns stock in Wells Fargo |
| Katie said: (IP 64.231.252.181) |
My heart is broken can't you see |
| goofy said: (IP 69.37.244.9) |
And all, because of that chimpanzee. |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
I love that monkey, |
| zoe said: (IP 69.139.120.220) |
Although he is funky |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
When he tries to climb my family tree |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Since a very very long time ago |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
It was yesterday, or a day or so. |
| goofy said: (IP 69.37.244.9) |
As I lay on my back |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
On the railway track |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
And pondered the stars of the cosmo. |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
A professor once said, "The height of conceit." |
| Sam said: (IP 86.136.197.101) |
comes right before the pain of defeat |
| Billie said: (IP 217.158.107.186) |
But you can't ever tell |
| Lacy said: (IP 134.39.214.194) |
Though the ego will swell |
| May said: (IP 60.231.138.176) |
Until your head blows up from conceit. |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
A farmer called Ned drove his tractor, |
| Billie said: (IP 217.158.107.186) |
"The wind is a tremendous factor" |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
"So blow me", said Ned |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
Cuz he wanted some head |
| DQTA said: (IP 195.217.233.10) |
and then ill have you after |
| DQTA said: (IP 195.217.233.10) |
there once was a lady who lived in chile |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
Who liked to play with her husband's willie |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
But her husband was dead, |
| Hypershadow62 said: (IP 130.160.19.117) |
But to that she just said |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Yes but his willie's still a dilly! |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
To play with a dilly willie even if dead |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Is a mind game, it's in the head. |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Some like it thick |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
A rigor mortis dick ?? |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.74.153.156) |
and some say its heavier than lead |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.74.153.156) |
there once was a man named thales |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.195) |
Who got his jollies by jerkin' off wales |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
And he molested dolphins, |
| AP said: (IP 150.135.79.139) |
got kicked in the shins |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
And then got humped by three quails |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Abrogation is a complicated word |
| AP said: (IP 150.135.79.139) |
on which Billie and AP concurred |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
But should we abolish |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.6) |
These words with such polish |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.199) |
In that this limerick may not have occurred |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
The more I want to get something done |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
The less I seem to find it fun |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
So try delegation, |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
In place of procrastination. |
| susie j said: (IP 193.203.232.5) |
and get your arse into gear my son |
| susie j said: (IP 193.203.232.5) |
there once was a floosie named Su |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
An Asian exposed to the bird flu ! |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
She said wtih a cough |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
"Penicillin for a boff." |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
"It's hilarious unless it happens to you!" |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
He said as he inserted the suppository, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.99) |
"Do you know the way to the lavatory?" |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.230.65) |
You degenerate swine |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
"That suppository was mine !" |
| Dynamite said: (IP 24.250.123.192) |
And that is the end of their story. |
| Dynamite said: (IP 24.250.123.192) |
I assumed that I had a friend |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.230.65) |
With whom my wife her free time could spend |
| Koel said: (IP 85.225.47.249) |
to frolic a bit |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.199.218.85) |
An affair to fit! |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Going to have to keep that dog penned ! |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
He said; "Woman I'm leaving you." |
| anonymous said: (IP 61.68.249.195) |
because you smell like a elephants ass |
| charlie said: (IP 217.18.21.2) |
And I consider you abnormal |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
(2) I've fallen in love with a male Hindu. (4) Wearing overalls, and calling it formal. |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
And because your limericks are just too crass. |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
I wish you had a keen sense of humour |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
A brain in place, of that big 'ol tumor. |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.230.65) |
Some wit to replace |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
That terrible crass taste. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.103) |
A brain transplant.. or so goes the rumour. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.34) |
As I was going to Charles' Magne |
| Shveta said: (IP 69.199.218.85) |
He struck me with a cane. |
| "The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
It was well deserved, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.67) |
As I later observed |
| anonymous said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
As we cracked open a bottle of cham-pag-nee |
| kirby said: (IP 88.110.124.236) |
A lady with no hair once screamed... |
| Shveta said: (IP 69.199.218.85) |
I HATE CHEMOTHERAPY! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.65) |
But even if I could |
| Lana said: (IP 69.199.218.85) |
I'd never wish I would, |
| Bille said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Have to lose my hair & stay happy!! |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Please note - a limerick IS a rhyme |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
She keeps it cooped by the dock, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.37) |
See what I mean? |
| Handyman said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Keep it clean |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
Far better to think historically, to remember the lessons of the past. Thus, far better to conceive |
| Billie said: (IP 172.201.116.239) |
A hooker walking on the streets said |
| AP said: (IP 150.135.223.82) |
my legs for 10 bucks i'll let u spread |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
I said, "You will?" |
| Paul said: (IP 195.93.21.67) |
It'll give you a thrill |
| Jessica said: (IP 4.226.90.242) |
And for 20 I'll stand on my head |
| Huma said: (IP 70.19.104.70) |
There once was a wild dude named Weigel |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.68) |
Who had a really scary, hairy beagle |
| The Homer" said: (IP 24.224.16.225) |
It wasn't a dog, |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.230.65) |
That he'd thrice a day flog. |
| wbelle said: (IP 67.189.169.12) |
but in fact was his one-eyed bald eagle |
| pronounced "NEED-um" said: (IP 67.189.169.12) |
there once was a woman from needham |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Wherever she met 'em, she did 'em |
| Carolyn Leeper said: (IP 63.225.174.125) |
She would stay up all night |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
And f*ck 'til first light, |
| rusty said: (IP 69.177.150.211) |
Then haggle with the fellas till bedlam. |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
A ghost and a goblin on Halloween, |
| starboard jon said: (IP 216.195.166.34) |
were eating some home made baked beans |
| Anomynous said: (IP 210.54.64.217) |
They let out a fart |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
All over the mart |
| Jeff said: (IP 12.220.201.45) |
and finished it off with a sneeze |
| starboard jon said: (IP 216.195.164.116) |
there once was a lobster named Lester |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Who loved his girl Lyla & missed her |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
A pearl necklace he gave, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
To her sister Maeve |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.200) |
Then I caught'er, ate'er, and digested'er |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.5) |
There once was a fellow named Ned |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.70) |
Who took an "inflated" gal to his bed |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.72) |
As he reached his peak |
| (you finish it) Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.130) |
She sprung a fast leak |
| Renee said: (IP 132.236.129.77) |
I guess she can no longer give head |
| Renee said: (IP 132.236.129.77) |
If I had a mane like a lion, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.72) |
I'd be the King of Sion |
| Vesuvius said: (IP 69.120.14.0) |
I'd roar in bed |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.39) |
And you'd be dead |
| Pemta said: (IP 70.181.48.226) |
and then your family would be cryin |
| AP said: (IP 150.135.161.81) |
There was once a sizzle in my pizzle |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.184.55) |
Followed by scalding hot drizzle, |
| me said: (IP 62.180.208.9) |
I said,"Ouch, that hurts!" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.71) |
In fits and spurts!! |
| AP said: (IP 150.135.161.72) |
Did u know it pops but never fizzles |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Is a limerick-writer a limericist? |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.65) |
Is a rocket scientist a physicist? |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Nuclear, I guess he is! |
| starboard jon said: (IP 216.195.167.81) |
not clear if this is a quiz? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.7) |
Of the mill, it is the grist! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.33) |
"Ha-ha-ha! You're it!" he said |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.8) |
"This site seems to be dead!" |
| Norm Nyary said: (IP 216.229.204.141) |
But I don't get it |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.7) |
Go take a sh*t |
| Bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
you've no brains in your head! |
| Don said: (IP 71.241.98.172) |
" Wow !!"she gasped, as he pulled down his shorts. |
| Bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
By the size of that, It will not fit in my port! |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.104.148) |
Let's do a bit of trimming |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Some over-the-top skimming |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.11.122) |
But not too much, ya rotten spoilsport ! |
| Naughtyrog said: (IP 83.203.11.122) |
"Good gracious" ushered the spinster |
| zombie said: (IP 62.253.128.12) |
as he wanked old man spencer |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
"Your pantaloons.. !!" |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.73) |
"No. They're hot-air balloons." |
| starboard jon said: (IP 216.195.164.69) |
and that air valve is my sphincter!! |
| David Buck said: (IP 66.231.192.60) |
While sitting one day on my rump |
| dill pickle said: (IP 64.233.172.2) |
i frantically started to hump |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.57.111) |
A nun and her sister |
| bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
Gave my dick a blister |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
When semen in them i did pump. |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.12) |
There was a young man from Detroit |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.5) |
With a penis he loved to exploit |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
By waving it about |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.60.225) |
It bump'd into a snout |
| summerdiva1 said: (IP 64.12.116.73) |
That bit it off at last report |
| Don said: (IP 71.241.98.172) |
As we danced she unzipped my fly!! |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.203.15.249) |
And I swear I didn't know why |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
With her hand on my penis, |
| denise said: (IP 69.182.17.116) |
she whispered "Wow! This is like raquet of tennis!" |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.200.206.100) |
I was just looking for a french fry |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.200.206.100) |
A merry joker with a wooden dick |
| Laenger said: (IP 66.94.136.177) |
Used it sometimes as a pogo stick |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.231.90) |
But who woulda thunk it, |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
When he tried to spunk it, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
The ladies all demanded a lick! |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Whenever I try to get it up |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.204.155) |
My dick which is as big a peanut, |
| Molly said: (IP 69.253.98.133) |
My mom starts to cry |
| bedhead said: (IP 207.200.112.182) |
'Cuz it shoots only dry |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.139.79) |
Sand;It should have been 7-up! |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.139.79) |
The curate let out such a fart, |
| Alan Roche said: (IP 193.202.231.79) |
it blew the bottom off the cart |
| lori kenton said: (IP 167.21.1.225) |
by the smell it was clear |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.47.50) |
He has just eaten a badger |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.7) |
Thus creating "Pew" de 'art |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.40.21) |
I suddenly feel like fucking |
| Stephanie said: (IP 71.252.135.230) |
But the mood was ruined buy her clucking. |
| sue said: (IP 24.153.116.252) |
i saw that she had feathers |
| no name said: (IP 216.119.188.147) |
in the region of Nethers |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.65) |
Perhaps she'd do better at sucking |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.9) |
There once was a fellow named Nick |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.72) |
Who super-glued his balls to his dick |
| poep said: (IP 217.100.53.239) |
He tried to jerk off |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
.....Did I hear you scoff? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.66) |
Now all that might help is a lick!! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.73) |
Horrific dreams in the middle of night |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.78.169) |
I woke up with me dick upright |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.200.138.108) |
Someone was pulling it |
| Jake said: (IP 80.193.51.101) |
a fat bird was mulling it |
| catherine said: (IP 70.178.82.191) |
I prayed that he just wouldn't bite |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.31.159) |
A time for love. A time for play, |
| amol said: (IP 67.53.136.187) |
whether straight or gay |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.45.179) |
but to have it away |
| Raine said: (IP 81.241.196.66) |
will make you gay and run away |
| Pirripop said: (IP 71.36.38.225) |
Or if you like you can stay |
| Pirripop said: (IP 71.36.38.225) |
There was a guy in Seattle |
| luke said: (IP 80.3.160.6) |
who kept a great herd of cattle |
| Adele Hardwick said: (IP 81.152.37.141) |
They farted one day |
| AP said: (IP 150.135.223.82) |
and stunk up the hay |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.71) |
Causing rafters in the barn to rattle |
| Kat said: (IP 207.200.116.136) |
We had a trip planned to Cancun |
| starboardjon said: (IP 216.195.165.20) |
In a high flying hot air balloon |
| besure said: (IP 59.144.57.58) |
The experiences we had |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
When things went real bad |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
A hot air leak sent my balls to the moon!!! |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
How do I get my balls back from the moon? |
| anonymous said: (IP 70.111.130.203) |
bitch it would be soon |
| b said: (IP 209.193.36.94) |
The guy from line two is a loon |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
3. I tried last night 4. But I missed the flight |
| Duh said: (IP 68.94.31.159) |
Eight syllables would be a boon |
| Duh said: (IP 68.94.31.159) |
If you can count just try foe eight, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
If you can spel just rite straight |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.196.180.7) |
If not , stop piss me off |
| JMc said: (IP 62.105.187.253) |
you won't pass as a toff |
| starboardjon said: (IP 216.195.165.122) |
this limerick is surely not grate |
| starboardjon said: (IP 216.195.165.122) |
now Cheney is the master of Bush |
| aa aa said: (IP 203.166.96.234) |
Who was very bad at writing rhymes |
| starboardjon said: (IP 216.195.165.122) |
2He loved to rub little georgies tush |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
3. And b'coz of that 4. His dick so squat |
| anonomys said: (IP 220.236.177.127) |
in a line he could neva push |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Once I went to see the circus |
| Dollpix said: (IP 66.32.30.158) |
With my girlfriend Nelly Jerkthis |
| anonymous said: (IP 167.206.57.78) |
there once was an old candyman |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Who was a bit of a handyman |
| Duh said: (IP 68.94.31.159) |
There ain't nothin' whut rhymes with thet. |
| Haavad said: (IP 68.94.31.159) |
Well! It's about time! Are you theah? |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Why - it's you again... bleeah!! |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.203.8.71) |
Beat it ! Johnny make it snappy ! |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Your mood seems pretty crappy |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.66) |
And this limerick has acute Diarrhea |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.13) |
The hounds chasing fox hit a glitch |
| Dgger said: (IP 64.12.116.74) |
When they picked up on a scent in a ditch |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.71) |
They all took a sniff |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.203) |
And their dicks became stiff |
| (now that's proper meter & rhyme) Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.202) |
‘Cause the scent was the snatch of a bitch |
| (let's see if you can finish this one without screwing it up) Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.202) |
There once was a man from Dundee |
| starboardjon said: (IP 216.195.163.221) |
who's great love was the bright blue sea |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.141) |
In it was his love |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Whom he pushed from above |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.140.140) |
One day he's drunken too much whisky. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.111.87) |
When he started smokin' that dog turd |
| margiemix said: (IP 68.51.153.49) |
over his head flew a big blue bird |
| Nick said: (IP 81.159.205.229) |
he said "fuck me what is that?" |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.141) |
He didn't know how to react |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.202.188) |
He was taught to smoke shit by a nerd |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.9.90) |
Wow ! He is big and nice-looking ! |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.240.20) |
He's got my vagina a cooking!!! |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.231.205) |
With inches to spare |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
He filled up my tear, |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.70) |
It's time for some serious "NOOKing" |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
I would love to scalp a rabbit |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.139.192) |
To sew warm knickers with it |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
And with it's bobtail, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
I'd catch a quail |
| anonymous said: (IP 86.201.85.48) |
Whose feathers would adorne your slit. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.84.72) |
Last year in Toyo , I bumped into a sumo |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.240.20) |
It turned out the Sumo was a Homo |
| whothefuckknows said: (IP 150.135.48.61) |
Limericks are pretty dumb |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Your senses MUST be numb! |
| rach said: (IP 195.93.21.39) |
so it's time for you to go home-o |
| Gill said: (IP 204.9.13.64) |
There once was a caveman called Lance |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.71) |
With a bad case of St. Vidas Dance |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.45.253) |
He would drag women by their manes |
| Doug Harris said: (IP 62.255.32.11) |
Though it was worth their pains, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
To dry him up with glances askance |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
If I was a blue billiard ball |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.200.203.46) |
I would surely long for a sweet hole, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
A hole in one? |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.108.253) |
But, I'm alone |
| MC said: (IP 201.150.64.63) |
I rather go to the mall |
| MC said: (IP 201.150.64.63) |
There once was a guy name Silco |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.13.190) |
Who wished to screw a merino |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
He knew no meter or rhyme |
| justin said: (IP 64.42.204.194) |
but thought all the time |
| Stormbringer said: (IP 67.99.99.131) |
If I sang something would i hear baa or no |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.200.200.139) |
One day for sure I will marry, |
| Stormbringer said: (IP 67.99.99.131) |
And with your luck It'll be Larry, |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.200.142.24) |
Pointless to carry on |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.200.138.150) |
Too silly is the second |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.245.166) |
Who cares if it's Tom , Dick , or Harry!!! |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.245.166) |
As we danced she unzipped my fly. |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.65) |
And it made my unit stand high |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.200) |
It swelled and it swelled |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.5) |
Until I expelled |
| AnonyOne~ said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
... prematurely. Now go dry your eye. |
| Chris Eastwood said: (IP 219.101.36.74) |
There was once a sexy man, |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
Who made love to his wife in a van, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
They were watched by a perv |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.7) |
Who drove 'round the curve |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.69) |
While jerking off with his left hand |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.207.218) |
I was watching in a mirror my asshole, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
And creaming with it my man's pole |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.190.149) |
when the door blew open, |
| Sexy_chick said: (IP 65.95.25.228) |
"holy crap" i had spoken |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.107.33) |
This trick could be fine in musichall |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.79.190) |
My tool is too bloody tiny, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Ok, but why is it spiny? |
| commando646 said: (IP 62.254.64.14) |
a hedgehog was there in underwear, |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.56.160) |
When I slumped in that armchair, |
| maxdizzle said: (IP 69.137.105.142) |
Oh well my condoms are shiny. |
| maxdizzle said: (IP 69.137.105.142) |
your mom is well fed |
| Teacher said: (IP 68.94.31.159) |
you need eight syllables to ed, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Teacher can't spell |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.184.110) |
Let him go to hell ! |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.136) |
Turn out the lights. I'm goin' to bed |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.229.182) |
"Do you have extra K-Y, perchance?" |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.31.159) |
Said the stud as he asked her to dance, |
| john said: (IP 81.1.117.79) |
i do belly not jelly |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.203) |
And your feet are all smelly |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.66) |
Try spraying "RAID" down your pants |
| Fnitter said: (IP 81.224.138.69) |
I´m so very afraid of the dark |
| sj said: (IP 87.112.21.1) |
I wouldn't dare go to the park |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.6) |
So go to the zoo |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.14) |
nd screw an emu |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.7) |
Then troll in the ocean for shark |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.72.106) |
"God save the king" sang the lady, |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.78.28) |
This dick is number one in this country ! |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.200.200.15) |
She made her curstey to my dick |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.193.63.168) |
And stripped her clothes very quick |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.186.103) |
Then swallowed it with her pussy. |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.245.166) |
He met the Queen,bowed low, and farted!! |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.34.229) |
His Star and Garter quest soon parted, |
| maria said: (IP 64.80.129.124) |
he did his best to lie |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
But it was hard to deny |
| sam said: (IP 168.174.253.221) |
so out the door he darted |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
As my phone started ringing madly |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.138.14) |
I wished to be in Miami |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
With my gal Gina |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.111.249) |
Sipping an Orangina |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.34.229) |
Alas, it was her husband Bradley. |
| T ige said: (IP 68.94.34.229) |
However, he was understanding, |
| crin ruz said: (IP 220.245.178.141) |
And flew in with a crash landing |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.235.152) |
Jammed a gun in my face |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.193.95) |
Grabbed my cock 'round the base, |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.11.172) |
Thus, why are you belly-aching ? |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
Bah humbug i fuckin' hate Christmas, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
It really isn't as much fun as it was |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.235.152) |
I wish you'd stop bitchin', |
| anonymous said: (IP 152.163.101.9) |
Why don't you return to the kitchen |
| jean bouvous said: (IP 151.200.183.10) |
Well excuse my little faux pas! |
| Jean said: (IP 151.200.183.10) |
A young boy who hated Santa Claus, |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.141) |
Closed the windows and locked the doors |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Stuffed up the chimney |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.141) |
And ate the gym key |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.201.167) |
Then was too lone in his blockhaus. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.201.167) |
My question is: to be or not to be ? |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.34.229) |
Should it not be, "Gadzooks what is my fee?" |
| Conejo said: (IP 70.137.152.241) |
Said the lawyer to Hamlet |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.34.229) |
"Oh fie! It's in my doublet." |
| AnonyOne said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
"You can take your hand from my knee." |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.9) |
There once was a fellow named Rick |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.12) |
Who wore an argyle sock on his dick |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.141) |
A hat on his arse |
| joey said: (IP 66.159.152.185) |
To prove he had class |
| Ross Holcombe said: (IP 69.244.217.186) |
Was the only way new socks would stick. |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.136) |
The fish flew out of the suitcase |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.85.136) |
And flapped its way down the staircase, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Where the cat waited |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.193.188.134) |
With i$ |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.200.200.187) |
It's an error,let's start again from the scratch! |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.200.200.187) |
The fish flew out of the suitcase |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.200.142.199) |
And flapped its way down the staircase, |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.203.107.200) |
Where the cat waited |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.203.109.141) |
With her claws stretched |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.136) |
hey! watch out, get the bear mace |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.136) |
That previous limerick did suck |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.141.109.19) |
wtf^^ |
| get it together guys said: (IP 203.206.41.69) |
These erstwhile poets run amock // and there's 2 litte SEX |
| anonymous said: (IP 86.196.247.130) |
fermez vos gueules,bande d'obsédés immatures |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
4. Which really does vex 5. But all one does is pass the buck!! |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Write me limerick that's really sexy |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.7) |
That can be hard as heck, see... |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.200) |
You need verses with words |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.5) |
like cunt, prick, and turds |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Now you are beginning to vex me!! |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
When I tried to open the front door |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.136) |
I slipped and fell on top of a whore |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.34.229) |
Like me she could count, |
| flexxxdog said: (IP 216.126.226.225) |
So I slipped her the full amount |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.108.150.185) |
And through day and night we always did the same amount |
| megan said: (IP 66.108.150.185) |
i got a gun to fuck some ass |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Your taste in humour is surely crass |
| pandora said: (IP 69.139.120.220) |
now go on and make this rhyme |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.34.229) |
It ain't that hard anytime, |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
'specially now i've smoked all this grass |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.9.167) |
I'm feeling so sleepy darling |
| jay said: (IP 71.198.21.13) |
so don't start your nibbling and gnarling |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.136) |
But lick instead |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
The carved bedstead |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.59.18) |
But please stop ya bloody cacklin' |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.34.229) |
If I were Santa just tonight, |
| Doug Bonner said: (IP 66.183.235.20) |
All the young gals would feel alright |
| starboard jon said: (IP 216.195.161.98) |
a rum toddy would make them smile |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.34.229) |
Handsome I'd be after awhile, |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.136) |
Then into bed without a fight |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.136) |
I hope today will be just great |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.245.166) |
Unzip your fly while we discuss your fate. |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.136) |
wiggle and jiggle |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.196.245.161) |
giggle and nibble |
| starboard jon said: (IP 216.195.166.26) |
Don likes to watch while we masturbate!! |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.235.152) |
'Tis the john where I needs to be sat on, |
| rhett said: (IP 69.183.131.148) |
"And there's none available" cried the vexy don. |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.136) |
"I'll show you who's boss!" |
| Clara Thomas said: (IP 61.95.217.100) |
But I'll know only after a toss! |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.194.149) |
These poets are those who need shat on |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.6) |
There was a gorilla named Kong |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.14) |
With a pecker unusually long |
| sig said: (IP 69.183.131.148) |
All he wanted was a mate |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.136) |
But it was too late |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.34.229) |
Nope. This ain't gonna rhyme with dong. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.34.229) |
A Holy nicht so long ago, |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.136) |
I ran away and broke my toe |
| whoknows said: (IP 86.128.246.249) |
I know it was quite stupid |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.34.229) |
I was running from Cupid, |
| Joe Fahey said: (IP 207.200.116.131) |
Your no Edgar Allen Poe |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.204.96) |
Hell ! my dick is pinched in my zip |
| aunty said: (IP 69.183.131.148) |
Well! Just keep pulling it from the tip |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.72.223) |
Can a nice one help me? |
| Wiggy...yo said: (IP 24.22.179.147) |
Because this is unhealthy |
| bobdobbs said: (IP 85.216.198.250) |
Oh, just cut the thing off, snip snip! |
| bobdobbs said: (IP 85.216.198.250) |
Her dad always told her she oughtta |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.43.129) |
Take off her knickers but keep her bra |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.116.70) |
In the back seat, her laces |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.116.130) |
Tangled in her beau's braces |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.116.73) |
Then the cops pulled up and they got caught-a |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.43.129) |
I bet you wouldn't dare to let me |
| LAS said: (IP 71.112.140.151) |
Tickle your fanny on the settee |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.136) |
Or rub your nipple |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
And have a tipple |
| deeksyboy said: (IP 192.88.166.35) |
Of honey and rosemary tea. |
| deeksyboy said: (IP 192.88.166.35) |
A president called Georgy Bush |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.136) |
Loved to pull but not to push |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.138.172) |
Felt lazy to go on |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
So he called up Ron |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.72.208) |
To screw the missy on the couch. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.204.50) |
Please , doctor , could you tell me why |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
My vagina has has gone so dry? |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.10.171) |
And my asshole so tight ? |
| FlyTo_Boy said: (IP 220.245.178.136) |
And my penis so white? |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.197) |
Yeah, that makes all hermaphrodites cry. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.58.159) |
Happy new year , you randy folk |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Up from your rum-and-brandy soak? |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.203.40.164) |
Yes , in France we're used to |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Sleeping with sozzled Sue |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.203.40.164) |
Not too often, in the morrow we've to work |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Work, after a night with sozzled Sue |
| Gore said: (IP 83.98.238.172) |
There was once a man from Sudan |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.200.141.159) |
Who couldn't even imagine the divine tastze |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.113.73.153) |
this limerick seems made with much haste |
| anonymous said: (IP 8.8.202.175) |
this limerik sukz |
| anonymous said: (IP 8.8.202.175) |
there once was a president clinton |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
Who denied his cock had a bint on, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
But when Monica did |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
With the cigar Clinton hid, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
His maimed cock then had a splint on |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
I wouldn't want a name like Trixiebelle |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.201.162) |
Don't you worry, mine is much worse than hell |
| Flyto_boy said: (IP 220.245.178.141) |
What about Crandle? |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.12) |
Or Big Dick Randall |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
I'd sure like that for mine - swell!! |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
To write a DIRTY limerick, you need |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.203.73.33) |
A thick dictionnary in which you read |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.9.84) |
And with yer turd tryin' to match |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.6) |
A word rhyming with "snatch" |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.193.187.102) |
If you are really filthy you might succeed |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.187.102) |
Why are you stinking so hard baby ? |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
I'm trying my darndest to fart, maybe |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.8.91) |
Oh ! I thought you've shat in your bloomers |
| keri said: (IP 69.164.121.40) |
this site now has inferior tumors |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.104.169) |
Is this so-called limerick that dirty ? |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Naah!! You ain't got a clue what's dirty |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.15.86) |
Fucken hell ! I must change my dictionnary |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.245.166) |
Check your spelling book too!!! |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.214.124) |
Thanks! I swear I wiill do |
| fert said: (IP 65.30.172.221) |
Come on lets get flirty |
| Jesse Kitteridge said: (IP 64.231.208.213) |
There once was a man from Berlin |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.229.198) |
Who stapled his balls to his shin! |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.253.17) |
When he wanted to screw |
| Dennis Graulau said: (IP 202.33.24.131) |
he went and found a shoe |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.13) |
But all he could get in was his chin |
| Billie said: (IP 193.61.202.137) |
As I sit in the library for serious study |
| Chich said: (IP 138.88.45.235) |
i think about playing with putty |
| Willow said: (IP 83.176.123.162) |
You're lousy at rhymes |
| anonymous said: (IP 70.231.249.75) |
I count my dimes |
| kevin said: (IP 67.8.168.201) |
if it rhymed i'd make lots of money ! |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.229.198) |
Once an armless, one-eyed, hump-backed bloke |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
Found it difficult his chicken to choke, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
His dick down her gullet |
| tanee said: (IP 195.92.168.176) |
and hit 'er on the head with a mullet! |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
The meter in this limerick doth croak |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
It was only because I loved you so |
| Zach said: (IP 71.115.133.113) |
that i used the lawn mower to mow |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Your horrid goatee |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.239.236) |
Which you'd stroke when you'd pee |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
On it, to try and make it grow!!! |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Without your goatee I love you more |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
You can go down on me and its not sore, |
| Horny said: (IP 86.129.95.31) |
It's all so wet |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.189.242) |
You'd peed I bet |
| LAS said: (IP 71.112.140.151) |
So I'd better go mop up the floor. |
| Eileen said: (IP 203.120.68.75) |
There was once a cat named Matt |
| Catherine Booth said: (IP 194.203.108.1) |
who was never happy if sat on his mat |
| Carl Swallow said: (IP 213.122.128.89) |
He preferred a soft bed |
| shahirah begum binte sulaiman said: (IP 203.124.0.245) |
and he always remembers the date |
| brittany andrews said: (IP 69.164.121.40) |
i'm a drunken whore nuff' said |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.42.4) |
Once upon a time, it happened |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
As he was licking the bottom end |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.63.132) |
The girl start coughing |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
But that was nothing |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.196.246.21) |
The worse began when she had peed. |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
He really looked so pretty in drag |
| Michael Halfpenny said: (IP 86.131.212.70) |
So he thought he'd spark up a fag |
| anonymous said: (IP 172.212.90.80) |
he so he got mad and fucked up his dad |
| anonymous said: (IP 212.85.4.99) |
After he fingered hus mums pussy with his penis |
| anonymous said: (IP 86.138.85.129) |
the mum awoke next day, with what was a terrible pain |
| anonymous said: (IP 86.138.85.129) |
THERE WAS A WHORE FROM NEWTONMORE |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
WHO OOZED "COME HITHER" FROM EVERY PORE |
| LAS said: (IP 71.113.114.65) |
With a swish of her hips |
| LM said: (IP 207.200.116.72) |
And a pout of her lips |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
She'd undo men's zips & yell "Score!!" |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
One feller's tool was just dandy |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.200.41) |
In spite of that, it was very handy |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.213.243) |
Although a trifle too short |
| Alexander Macdonald said: (IP 217.42.218.217) |
he grew a large wart |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.254.228) |
and used it when he became randy!! |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.254.228) |
As we danced she stepped on my penis! |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.133.218.144) |
so i reached over and grabbed her boobies |
| anonymous said: (IP 86.138.85.129) |
But it didnt feel nice, (he was coverd in lice!) |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Doing it with mice |
| Everlast12248 said: (IP 203.134.151.138) |
So i kicked his fine arse to Venus |
| anonymous said: (IP 203.134.151.138) |
The once was a man whos cock was a bottle |
| DillyWilly said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Because of the shape a blow job would throttle |
| Sunny said: (IP 205.188.116.201) |
Pity he never got blown |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
The loss was largely his own |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.104.188) |
He should have been luckier with a pottle . |
| anonymous said: (IP 159.134.131.195) |
There once was a girl from Knocklyon |
| Sunny said: (IP 205.188.116.7) |
Who swallowed a box of crayon |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.70) |
She'd spit in bright copper |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.199) |
And piss blue in the hopper |
| everlast12248 said: (IP 203.134.151.144) |
and her jizz was the color of cyan |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
I fell for him hook, line and sinker |
| nina said: (IP 86.138.85.129) |
My cheeks blushing, pinker and pinker |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
I stammered & said |
| anonymous said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
"Would you like to get laid?" |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.254.228) |
HE FARTED and it was a real stinker!!! |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.254.228) |
Whenever near him she wore a gas mask. |
| svetlana from Alabama said: (IP 69.164.121.40) |
71.161.254.228 should be brought to task |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.252.102) |
Use the mask in 'Bama' |
| svetlana from Alabama said: (IP 69.164.121.40) |
said Don who screwed the llama |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.252.102) |
Rather llama than Bama even with mask. |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.252.102) |
Bama and her llama do the samba. |
| omg said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
halfway through she said bla bla bla |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.191.85) |
Er.. where are we going to ? |
| Deacy said: (IP 194.125.48.113) |
cos I've got two left shoes |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
Made with the skin of a black Manma. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
"A limerick expert?" said the Prof. |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
"He looks more like a toff!" |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.186.182) |
Don't blame him too much , |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
His girl's in Dutch |
| anonymous said: (IP 86.196.244.46) |
Might she fancy chaa a boff ? |
| Nina said: (IP 194.35.219.117) |
And make sure not to make too big a fuss |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
Ten syllables just makes it wuss. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.201.246) |
Er.. where are we going to ? |
| Laura said: (IP 206.191.1.155) |
depending on wut we should do |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
A limerick's form. Shall we discuss? |
| fatma said: (IP 68.41.93.221) |
there was once an athlete named sam, |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.252.102) |
Robbed a bank and was now on the lam |
| wen said: (IP 4.237.53.231) |
With his sack full of loot |
| 1ns0mn14 said: (IP 165.21.154.12) |
and his athelete's foot, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Tangled in his girlfriend's cam |
| besure said: (IP 59.144.57.26) |
When'll ever this page be unburdened? |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.104.94) |
True! ll this junk has to be lightened ! |
| bad girl said: (IP 217.41.20.188) |
how can you see your hair? |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
especially when it's not there! |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.203.45.187) |
Please ! Stop it ! For fear to be Ben-ladened! |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.45.187) |
It was a bloke from Morocco, |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.43.38) |
Who thought dogs turds were tobacco |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
In his fag each day |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.252.102) |
were some curds and whey. |
| David Goodyear said: (IP 219.89.208.180) |
and you thought Jacko was Wacko ? |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.252.102) |
They're on their first date and he shit his pants. |
| John Crowther said: (IP 194.72.160.91) |
peg |
| Billie said: (IP 212.85.28.67) |
2. She thought it was more than chivalry grants 3. So to show she was mad |
| Jamie said: (IP 152.163.100.70) |
she tossed stew on the lad |
| claire said: (IP 138.251.30.10) |
and said keep your shit for your plants |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.75.166) |
'Have ever heard 'bout this sister, |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.8.106) |
Looking for lenght and diameter |
| ecivon said: (IP 212.76.255.3) |
she got hold of a prick |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
and gave it a lick |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
When it suddenly swelled up and jizzed her |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
You know it's been a wierd sort of day |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
When everything goes the wrong way |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.77.173) |
I slipped in the bathroom |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
(In a puddle of perfume) |
| no 1 said: (IP 212.85.4.99) |
and ur mum suked me so hard billie |
| Carla said: (IP 203.167.15.142) |
There once was a girl named Carla, |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.196.183.104) |
Who wished to smoke a true havana |
| Jessica McCarthy said: (IP 168.216.35.18) |
But instead she slipped and dropped it the ponda, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
The meter in this limerick is way over yonda |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.8.202) |
And now, stop this mess ,will ya ! |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.203.8.202) |
Lately, I pondered over the theory of relativity |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
And concluded it's truth is validated by its longevity |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.252.102) |
your relative longevity sucks |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
3. If Einstein was right 4. Then we'll travel by Light |
| anonymous said: (IP 84.180.135.160) |
And congradulate ourselves on our levity. |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
There was an old lady who died |
| Nine Atoms said: (IP 68.164.230.68) |
While a fish in a pan she fried |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.201.162) |
She bequeathed the fishbone, |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
And ate it alone |
| SpAM_CAN said: (IP 62.252.64.15) |
That poor ol' lady who died. |
| SpAM_CAN said: (IP 62.252.64.15) |
I was playing STAR WARS one night, |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
"Empire Strikes Back", am I right? |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.77.83) |
Or a bullshit like that ? |
| arfga said: (IP 82.42.113.137) |
or is dick was big as a prick |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
I don't think we did this one right |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
"Nantucket" is used quite a bit |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.204.120) |
Mobby Dick is worth reading it |
| hsu said: (IP 62.252.128.17) |
Your mum smells like poo |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
Then again, so do you |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.206.156) |
And what about yours, you nasty nitwit? |
| sam bob harris said: (IP 195.92.67.66) |
There wonce was a girl from france, who lernernt a very rude dance. |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
(One line at a time please...) |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Two fingers in the air |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
And two others elsewhere |
| Andrew said: (IP 172.214.235.215) |
And swinging all round in a trance |
| Andrew said: (IP 172.214.235.215) |
There once was a drug addict frog |
| Sunny said: (IP 152.163.101.12) |
Who put up his pictures on a blog |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
His eyes were all red |
| Rob said: (IP 213.121.242.194) |
In response he said |
| Andy said: (IP 68.220.251.67) |
That shroom should've stayed in the bog |
| Andy said: (IP 68.220.251.67) |
A gigabyte quite indifferent |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
Was queer, as gigabytes went |
| CK said: (IP 202.42.99.184) |
whatever it is |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.10) |
he liked no Miss |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.202.189) |
A true pansy one hundred per cent. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.190.124) |
It happened once in Africa, |
| pookie said: (IP 195.93.21.2) |
a fat man played an harmonica |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
'Twas his trousers he dropped |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
And her cherry he popped |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.111.53) |
Funny is life in savanna . |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
As I was walking in pouring rain |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
I slipped and then fell down a drain |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.59.130) |
I began then to sing |
| Cynthia said: (IP 166.82.230.251) |
To everyone's chagrin |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
An tuneless, bawdy, naughty refrain |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
I lifted up her skirts and saw |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.43.59) |
She hid something pretty raw |
| yooohoooo said: (IP 4.157.5.45) |
she gave such a stink |
| hthtfyt said: (IP 209.161.193.103) |
That i had to lick |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
And when licking didn't work, I would gnaw |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
The man with the banjo was late |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.5) |
Because he was 'plucking' his date |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.184.178) |
And she was so heavy |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
Picked out of a bevy |
| NTG said: (IP 199.212.250.95) |
And thought he would live in a crake |
| Pepper said: (IP 62.252.64.15) |
there once was a man from York |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.204) |
Who was considered somewhat of a Dork |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
He had not one friend |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
That he could offend, |
| brittany said: (IP 68.47.37.218) |
Then he hit his had with a cork |
| brittany said: (IP 68.47.37.218) |
there once was a man named Sam |
| Frank said: (IP 71.120.171.248) |
Who was pinched on the bag by a clam, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
He let out a yell |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
And stumbled and fell |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.135) |
Grabbed his balls and shouted "GODDAM" |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
I have tried and tried to get laid in Peru |
| anonymous said: (IP 143.238.135.24) |
but i still cant get a screw |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.141.139) |
So I'll tickle a lama |
| Frank (..and relish the corn in his poo.) said: (IP 71.120.171.173) |
,Apply rectal trama . . ., |
| PeteMutt said: (IP 24.106.122.107) |
And my virtue will bid me adieu! |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
I once woke up in a whorehouse |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
At my side in the bed was a dormouse |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.252.102) |
I donned my panties and bra. |
| This one dude said: (IP 204.210.249.103) |
I got up and think that I saw |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
The mouse running off with my best blouse |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
The band couldn't carry a tune |
| PPT said: (IP 82.3.32.73) |
Coz they'd all been eating prunes |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.46.245) |
And a little touch of brandy |
| Squirrel said: (IP 72.129.108.171) |
Made them feel a bit randy |
| This one dude said: (IP 204.210.249.103) |
They were playing in ruins |
| This one dude said: (IP 204.210.249.103) |
There was a girl named Gary |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 81.50.31.233) |
Whose bumpers were so heavy |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.202.19) |
When I would have some fun |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
I knew just the one |
| everlast12248 said: (IP 203.134.151.141) |
cos that was the cow that i married |
| EVERLAST12248 said: (IP 203.134.151.141) |
my old man has given me the shingles |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.137.72) |
I gave to my missus the measles |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.213.184) |
A llama infected me with syphillis |
| Tyrel Collins said: (IP 66.206.250.116) |
i stand here now nippleless |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.122.124.197) |
CVCVC |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.122.124.197) |
THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM GOLOSHAM |
| charlotte said: (IP 195.93.21.102) |
clarbotte |
| Karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
whre that was, nobody knew |
| NTG said: (IP 69.56.108.98) |
I think this one is beyond repair. |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Throw all these idiots in the calaboose!! |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
If you can't rhyme a limerick don't spoil the fun |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.96.173) |
If you do, you'll be under the gun! |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.196.183.15) |
No worry, just try hard |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
Don't have to be the Bard |
| Karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
so join in or whstle up your bum |
| karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
I was just going to the loo one day |
| allie said: (IP 155.138.3.18) |
when i stumbled upon a pile of hay |
| Karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
theres hay in my toilet I cried |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
And what's that I spy inside...? |
| isettagal said: (IP 66.245.30.150) |
an undercooked french type souffle |
| isettagal said: (IP 66.245.30.150) |
she often used way to much salt |
| karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
which caused her body to revolt |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.8.242) |
Thus , she changed to pepper |
| karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
and said to a leper |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.72.99) |
Drink my piss, and your dick will jolt. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.72.99) |
Instead of pepper you should try chilies |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Make the guys yelp and grab their willies |
| Karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
pepper, how novel she thought |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
"Rub it in, to make it hot!" |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
How spicy, these ideas of Billie's... |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
There once was an Aussie au pair |
| Gareth said: (IP 218.101.75.134) |
who could kill any one with a stare |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
But she had bad breath |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.108.134) |
Which could lead to death |
| Joe said: (IP 88.108.190.95) |
So instead, she died her blonde hair |
| Joe said: (IP 88.108.190.95) |
He said over a bottle of beer |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.196.182.243) |
What the fuck I'm doing here ? |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
I haven't a head |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
There's a broad in bed |
| Some Cool Dude said: (IP 204.210.249.103) |
And why is my penis in here? |
| Some Dude said: (IP 204.210.249.103) |
My penis is large and hairy |
| qwertuiop[]\ said: (IP 69.3.16.154) |
It's because I'm allergic to dairy. |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
But not to cows |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.133) |
Or sheep or sows |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.142.246) |
In fact, I am a maniac in female zoology. |
| Jason said: (IP 70.189.105.127) |
There once was a frog from Dallas |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
Who prayed to the Greek god Pallas |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
For a princess to kiss |
| the flea said: (IP 64.233.173.89) |
And live in wedded bliss |
| Frank said: (IP 71.120.169.154) |
And for to fuck frogstyle with malice. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.8.194) |
How comes you are so nosy ? |
| briana said: (IP 71.129.117.6) |
he told all his friands |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.43.45) |
Another one bungled all right........ |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
I think they do it from spite |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 81.50.93.27) |
True: I don't expect them to be funny. |
| Bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
There once was a girl named Shannon |
| bram van den hurk said: (IP 83.116.26.70) |
she always shoot with her cannon |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 81.50.30.61) |
Trying to kill all the idiots |
| Nathan David Reilly said: (IP 70.69.211.160) |
Brer Rabbit and the Tarbaby |
| gfhgfhgf said: (IP 199.216.246.56) |
poooooooooo |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Let all limerick slaughterers beware!! |
| olivia said: (IP 85.210.26.89) |
i think you should have a bit more care |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
Pick wisely your rhymes |
| Craig said: (IP 65.204.237.170) |
Go buy them with dimes |
| Karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
and make it rhyme with the word up there |
| karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
hey wow, look what i started. |
| KKK said: (IP 152.163.100.139) |
i just thought i farted |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
But I find that I've shit |
| diamond said: (IP 68.13.38.144) |
wipe it with this mit |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.207.63) |
Flush out to get all ourselves relieved. |
| Nina said: (IP 86.131.112.31) |
A girl who had hair of wild curls |
| isettagal@hotmail.com said: (IP 66.245.24.161) |
could wrap't round her fingers in twirls |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
She looked like Medusa |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.97) |
The men tried to seduce her |
| karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
but found that she was a man called Earl |
| Karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
There was a man from Yorkshire |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 81.50.31.118) |
Whose dick was as tall as a spire |
| jennifer Gartshore said: (IP 84.92.189.104) |
he got someone to scratch it |
| Candy said: (IP 62.254.0.30) |
so he wouldnt catch it |
| Darren said: (IP 64.56.131.87) |
But now the head of his dick is on fire |
| Darren said: (IP 64.56.131.87) |
The sweat on her breasts made me squirm |
| Bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
The same time I could feel sperm |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
Forming inside my balls |
| Nicola said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
And all over the walls |
| wendy said: (IP 195.93.21.74) |
It didn't arf finish her perm. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.40.254) |
For me, the best way to cook it |
| Douchebag said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
Is over an open-flame firepit |
| Quiksand said: (IP 12.205.149.103) |
It retains all the juices |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.224.171.206) |
(thats if you cook gooses) |
| Bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
And do not burn your tit! |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.77.47) |
Once cooked, for me , the best way to eat it |
| Tyler Allan said: (IP 69.156.99.201) |
was a nice large bit of shit |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Made-to-order for Tyler |
| this rime is crap said: (IP 195.93.21.99) |
with her big fat insider |
| gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg said: (IP 195.93.21.66) |
and then she stufed in her **** |
| a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z said: (IP 195.93.21.104) |
there was a vet from tibet |
| fdbfd said: (IP 195.93.21.40) |
gbhgnfbnfgn |
| gvdfbjtrh said: (IP 195.93.21.10) |
djhfklhsdkgrtg ref erkf rejkf |
| drowningbastards.com is cool said: (IP 195.93.21.105) |
gbjh.vkdf vcf v rsfg ir |
| www.ratemypoo.com said: (IP 195.93.21.101) |
dsfhre flre;kgjrt gy |
| there once was a tibetan vet??????? said: (IP 195.93.21.68) |
there once was a vet from tibet |
| Felix said: (IP 86.137.188.199) |
whos pants were always very wet |
| anonymous said: (IP 209.193.36.94) |
I think that pissed them |
| Shawn Peterson said: (IP 12.160.200.77) |
Cause when he walked by they hissed him |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
And said that was all he would get |
| Karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
There was a Prime Minister called Blair |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
With a flea named Osama in his hair |
| anonymous said: (IP 209.193.36.94) |
The little shit was a bother |
| billyobob said: (IP 84.12.24.68) |
So he started to smother |
| Crazy Mike said: (IP 67.53.79.231) |
With a suicide bomb made of Nair |
| Crazy Mike said: (IP 67.53.79.231) |
An impotent pirate named Bates |
| Karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
said in a rather high voice to his mates |
| Heathen said: (IP 66.225.31.131) |
i'm a hit with the ladies |
| Stokesy said: (IP 203.9.145.12) |
in my bright green mercedes |
| kilzabot said: (IP 24.70.95.203) |
and im even richer than bill gates |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
There once was a limerick writer |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.43.57) |
Whose wife was a skilful hooker |
| who knows said: (IP 195.229.242.53) |
he was very annoyed |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.89.179.35) |
That rhymes weren't employed |
| chelsea said: (IP 58.164.2.49) |
and he thought he would turn around and bite her |
| Alyx said: (IP 66.231.109.239) |
Ther once was a mokey that was very chunky |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
Who danced in a way that was funky |
| anonymous said: (IP 149.167.122.51) |
he said one day |
| Lorraine said: (IP 68.47.36.65) |
With my tail, I'll flay |
| anon said: (IP 86.138.45.208) |
And my mohawk will look very punky |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.106) |
If I could make ardent love to Little Nell |
| crappypoet said: (IP 24.66.94.140) |
it would be like having love to a snail |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.86.108) |
But snails are really nice |
| Andrew oatman said: (IP 68.103.119.202) |
I'd be ready in a trice |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.99) |
To bonk, then toss her in the well |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.101) |
Once there was a wicked wizard |
| Stevie J said: (IP 70.153.57.7) |
The wizard had a very large stick |
| Karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
but his hat was much larger |
| Stevie J said: (IP 70.153.57.7) |
But his feet were even bigger |
| Daniel said: (IP 203.166.96.234) |
But you can't forget hi little candle stick |
| SDA said: (IP 203.166.96.234) |
ADSd |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
The dumbest rhyme, as you can see |
| karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
but thats an abbreviation |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Which construes deviation |
| Frank said: (IP 71.120.186.135) |
The worth of a gallon of pee |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
"Holy Toledo!!" the bullfighter swore |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
For El Toro his butt did gore |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.42.101) |
With the bloke pinned on his horn |
| Nflaguy said: (IP 71.1.198.212) |
He wasn't forlorn, for |
| Buffy said: (IP 71.66.123.149) |
He ended up posing for porn. |
| Buffy said: (IP 71.66.123.149) |
There was a young man who had money; |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
The showgirls all found him yummy |
| Nikki said: (IP 216.227.89.5) |
The stuck their butts in the air |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
And he caressed them with flair |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Equally on his back or his tummy |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Flying a kite one summer morning |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
From above me without warning |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Out flew a bird |
| FlyTo_Bou said: (IP 220.245.178.136) |
Who let loose a turd |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
That dropped on a Meng who was farming |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
He shook his fist at the bird and cursed |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
But that "bomb" - it was only the first |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
More flying missiles rained |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.186.51) |
So all Meng's field was manured |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.139.233) |
After that in the shit he has been buried. |
| anonymous said: (IP 209.193.36.94) |
There once was a goalie named Len |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Who laid not one girl but ten |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.200.32) |
His pecker was so stiff |
| anonymous said: (IP 72.138.196.80) |
it looked like as if |
| Steve said: (IP 142.22.16.56) |
In his pocket was a ball point pen |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.147.15.129) |
Miss Mary O'Reilly lay crying |
| curt lundine said: (IP 67.164.55.198) |
her dear sainted mother was dying |
| anonymous said: (IP 203.218.43.231) |
So she lay in bed |
| anonymous said: (IP 67.94.205.21) |
she sobbed, mother is dead! |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.204.142) |
But, now, I feel like doing a bit of fucking |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
A handsome man I shall soon marry |
| curt lundine said: (IP 67.164.55.198) |
He is tall and and exceedingly hairy |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.197.230.57) |
It's time to shave |
| matt said: (IP 66.65.194.219) |
a tough job but i'm brave |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
When I'm done he'll be smooth as a fairy |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
There once was a man from Belize |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
With women he was never at ease |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
Was it cos he had |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.187.58) |
A notoriously very bad |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Tool covered with lice, mites and fleas?? |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
When he took his girl on a date |
| I.P. Freely said: (IP 172.136.232.117) |
He said, "Hey, you should wait |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.203.106) |
While caressing his dong |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
And undoing her thong |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
He was cooking a dinner for eight |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
The roast, it was still on the fire |
| Curt Lundine said: (IP 67.164.55.198) |
and it looked like a funeral pyre! |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
The bride burnt the dinner |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.108.158) |
The groom went in anger |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
And they both lost their carnal desire |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
"Parlez vous Francais?" say the French |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.139.102) |
To the Jerries in the other trench |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Who reply, "Gesundheit!" |
| Glucose said: (IP 66.52.142.5) |
"We must now fight!" |
| Frank said: (IP 71.120.184.195) |
And then schnitzel your fine smelling wench! |
| curt lundine said: (IP 67.164.55.198) |
Mother was a flapper, and daddy was a judge |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Brother was a drag queen.. (wink-wink, nudge-nudge) |
| Barron said: (IP 195.93.21.101) |
She was a stripper |
| shelby said: (IP 68.185.149.224) |
but very very bitter |
| Sun Bhathena said: (IP 65.95.201.149) |
but she said he wouldn't budge |
| matt said: (IP 66.65.194.219) |
there once was a crusty from keene |
| Ken Preston said: (IP 81.79.196.94) |
Who liked to drink Vaseline |
| Daniel Howell said: (IP 68.74.136.244) |
He said, I am horny |
| rim1234 said: (IP 203.166.96.236) |
i wasnt borny |
| Grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
I grew from a germ on a latrine |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
There was a man called Myron |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
Who wore on his head a siren |
| xx said: (IP 193.171.151.129) |
He fell down a chute |
| Mickey Cee said: (IP 68.118.175.13) |
Hit his head with his boot |
| Mattdslkhf said: (IP 68.221.92.133) |
then said shiggidy shiggidy shav toot toot |
| matt shane said: (IP 68.221.92.133) |
squirrels are made for nuts |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.190.35) |
Mongrels are made for mutts |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
You ave one sock red and one green |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
The meter in this limerick is nowhere to be seen |
| Karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
because people are thinking not with their minds but with their butts |
| Karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
there was a limerick that began,... |
| curt lundine said: (IP 67.164.55.198) |
Barefoot boy with cheeks of tan, |
| anonymous said: (IP 70.173.156.246) |
ghjjgnmbmbn |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Was all he'd say in front of men |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
Gay boy Stan runs his bath-house in Butaan |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
My house has antechinus |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
Marsupial or software? Enlighten us |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.47.68) |
For in my encyclopedia, |
| Scar said: (IP 67.160.121.94) |
is squashed a'many omeba |
| Diana said: (IP 71.97.20.225) |
Oh quit it! You're just trying to frighten us! |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 81.50.29.37) |
Last year they hired me in Canada |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
To post graffiti in the Granada |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.61.131) |
Did my very best but, |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
Found Osama hidding in a hut |
| frank said: (IP 62.252.64.15) |
the c*nt was eating my enchilada! |
| jesus said: (IP 62.252.64.15) |
three little boys, one named Bob |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
Exploded some corn on the cob |
| curt lundine said: (IP 67.164.55.198) |
one went up his nose |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.226.10.98) |
and smeared on his toes |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
Now the boys run guns for the mob |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
Nick, nick, nee, yowl said the nutter |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Bob's corn on the cob I shall splutter |
| Meng said: (IP 202.172.246.7) |
It'll pop as I spit |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
I shan't mind a bit |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.203.133) |
If it's possible to get some butter . |
| jesus said: (IP 62.252.64.15) |
one day i went for a walk |
| lucy said: (IP 82.42.48.217) |
1,2,3,,4,5,6,7,8,9 |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.202.226) |
Hell, I was on Tiberias Lake |
| Jennifer said: (IP 170.76.20.253) |
I know I'm a fake |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
Bob's corn has poisoned this talk |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
It burst open and flew in my face |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
That alien that came from deep space |
| Linda said: (IP 152.163.100.71) |
Having six eyes not two |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
It blinked and said 'NARDOO!", |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
Which means "Wanna come to my place?" |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
It took me aboard its great ship |
| cheryl said: (IP 152.163.100.5) |
It asked if I packed for the trip |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
I travel light said I |
| thom said: (IP 62.252.64.15) |
i've bob's corn and some rye |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
some undies, a tie and a slip |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
It twas the year of the great corn famine |
| curt lundine said: (IP 67.164.55.198) |
I was sick of eating nothing but salmon |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
Bob took a job mopping floors |
| Don said: (IP 71.161.252.63) |
and spent his pay on his whores! |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
Bob's expenses, his wife did examine |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
We took a steam train ride from Ringwood |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
And I acted the way that a king would |
| annonomus said: (IP 61.68.30.179) |
my penis is big |
| Iris said: (IP 89.50.4.125) |
and as long as my wig |
| BILLIE said: (IP 172.169.146.78) |
And it acts the way a kings' should!! |
| curt lundine said: (IP 67.164.55.198) |
I took our goat for show and tell |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
She bleated when he heard our school bell |
| Allison said: (IP 64.12.116.136) |
So I sat on its face |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.12.172.178) |
and gave it some mace |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
They told my pet to goat to hell |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
Initiative comes to thems that wait |
| curt lundine said: (IP 67.164.55.198) |
meanwhile, hard work may open a gate |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.148) |
Great bolshy yarblockos to you |
| Lisa said: (IP 207.200.116.5) |
and have fun with with that shoe |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.162.158) |
Outside the Korova milkbar at eight |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.162.158) |
Blurp, blurp goes me old gulliver |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
The cold weather's makin me shiver |
| Abby Glynn said: (IP 82.36.209.208) |
I'll sing you a song |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
As we go along |
| Peggy said: (IP 205.188.116.10) |
And then we'll no longer quiver! |
| Peggy said: (IP 205.188.117.14) |
I know an old teacher named Peg |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.162.158) |
Who'd gulp rum from her old wooden keg |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 81.50.28.43) |
then he would grab the rod |
| anonymous said: (IP 142.161.254.3) |
with all his might prod |
| Susie said: (IP 207.200.116.6) |
until he loosened her leg |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.162.158) |
Twas a night of no small expenditure, |
| Curt Lundine said: (IP 67.164.55.198) |
The dinner , the opera, the new sable fur, |
| samii said: (IP 62.254.0.30) |
and she she looks like a bear |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
With brown shaggy hair |
| orange bannana said: (IP 24.214.132.196) |
and to top it all off, dentures!! |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.162.158) |
I viddied what I had to do |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
I deedint think that anyone knew |
| Mel said: (IP 152.163.100.197) |
that I had done the one I love |
| Karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
whilst wearing a pink satin glove |
| curt lundine said: (IP 67.164.55.198) |
Boy, is this a bunch of goo! |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
There once was a flatulent girl |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
Who could make a Scot flag to furl, |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.42.251) |
She made an attempt so fierce |
| anonymous said: (IP 72.66.24.215) |
There one was a man called Norris |
| Tara Ible said: (IP 67.162.220.149) |
this limerick will make you hurl |
| Tara Ible said: (IP 67.162.220.149) |
There once was a drunk named jivver |
| Jim said: (IP 69.238.92.107) |
Who wanted to be very slim |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.200.252) |
Please ! Stop bungling |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.79.74) |
Is he doing that, or is he just dim |
| Kazi Kerri said: (IP 207.200.116.66) |
nexxxxxxt.... |
| Kazi Kerri said: (IP 207.200.116.5) |
Raise your glasses high for a toast... |
| Kazi Kerri said: (IP 207.200.116.136) |
"Let's see who can toss back the most..." |
| anonymous said: (IP 207.200.116.13) |
with a wee bit of luck |
| anonymous said: (IP 207.200.116.69) |
you'll land a buzz and a fuck |
| hm said: (IP 12.170.52.134) |
Going home as quite the host |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.212.24) |
By all means !! What 's up doc? |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.184.99) |
Good gracious ! Isn't that me cock ? |
| kayla said: (IP 71.101.165.67) |
i went inside |
| Treebear said: (IP 63.199.168.254) |
and asked, "Boiled or fried?" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.97) |
"And why is it as hard as a rock?" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.38) |
It would be the best thing in my life |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
If I could swallow a knife |
| alex said: (IP 67.149.67.206) |
ib be in debt like crazy (lol) |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.79.74) |
I'd suck the dew off a daisy |
| danielle said: (IP 86.142.50.22) |
yes i have a wife |
| danielle said: (IP 86.142.50.22) |
i want a wife |
| Frank said: (IP 71.120.169.206) |
And a maiden to polish me fife, |
| elle said: (IP 82.46.208.219) |
i want a butler who s clean and fine ans serves a very good sherry wine. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.33) |
These non-limerick minds are causing such strife!!! |
| anonymous said: (IP 72.27.42.253) |
this sucks balls |
| jeff johnson said: (IP 164.47.8.132) |
kick stick dry high me and marijuana |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.79.74) |
drip, piss, 'n flick dick twice in Tijuana |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.72) |
with a sexy senorita |
| girge said: (IP 24.70.95.203) |
that wanted to suck my argentina |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Girge is probably code name for iguana |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
WARNING!!! Stay off this site if you can't limericize |
| adam said: (IP 69.235.213.159) |
madam |
| curt lundine said: (IP 67.164.55.198) |
the next to use gutter language, dies |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
I will send limerick writing in a limerick. Just e-mail me. |
| grinna said: (IP 58.164.99.155) |
go tige you can do it, you're precise |
| grinna said: (IP 58.164.99.155) |
Let's agree to follow limerick rule |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
We could, but it takes only one fool |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
To screw up the game |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
With meter that's lame |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
And phrases that are completely uncool!! |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
As she suggestively licked an ice-cream cone |
| grinna said: (IP 58.164.99.155) |
Untimely, off went my mobile phone |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
"Bring some eggs Dear," |
| meha said: (IP 71.156.42.200) |
and please stay near |
| Pammy said: (IP 24.232.130.95) |
let´s look for it inside my bra |
| teresita said: (IP 24.232.130.95) |
There once was a dick called José |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
With two friends called Larry and Ray |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
Good coppers they were, |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.136.235) |
Yet being bloody aware |
| BubbleZ said: (IP 65.32.55.120) |
they were never allowed to play |
| BubbleZ said: (IP 65.32.55.120) |
There once was a man from Aruba |
| sian said: (IP 84.64.206.224) |
Skip rat |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
2. Who lived in a big brass tuba 3. Though he was tone deaf |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.22) |
He o-ffic-ia-ted as Ref |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.120.175.200) |
Why not write a line that pertains to the situation? Or are limericks not supposed to be funny? |
| Curt Lundine said: (IP 67.164.55.198) |
Old uncle Froggy lives where it's soggy |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.76.91) |
Has a schitzo cat that he calls Moggy, |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.214.42) |
But the stupid beast doesn't eat mice |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Preferring dames that don't smell nice |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.214.217) |
Whom he enjoys tickling the pussy. |
| Mike said: (IP 64.12.116.130) |
Eight pirates once visited CanCun |
| curt lundine said: (IP 67.164.55.198) |
Said six, "can we leave pretty soon?" |
| koolkat said: (IP 4.227.238.251) |
They had to go potty |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
"Okay said Hortense and Lottie." |
| d said: (IP 24.150.108.196) |
Then they all went BOOM! |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.150.108.196) |
There once was a boy named Silver |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.250) |
Who was a son of the traveller, Gulliver |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
He'd a three-legged dog |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.111.85) |
His missing one was a log |
| sweetie-pie said: (IP 194.128.85.65) |
and when that got wet he shivered! |
| sweetie-pie said: (IP 194.128.85.65) |
there once was a frog that was purple, |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.77.218) |
It couldn't nideep, so it would burple |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.136) |
Out in the marsh |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
Uncamouflaged, it was harsh |
| kath said: (IP 129.31.240.50) |
And met a rather young turtle |
| lol said: (IP 129.31.240.50) |
Once I had run out of ideas |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.54) |
I knew I had to resort to beers |
| Add said: (IP 84.12.189.206) |
After around twenty nine |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
Judgement began to decline, |
| coco said: (IP 210.55.230.123) |
and to my neighbor i said, cheers! |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.77.218) |
I am from Tigerland a fighting fury, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.2) |
Until I got seduced by Madame Curie |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.213.9.144) |
Who had such a radiative |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
But not a clue how to write a limerick, |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.77.218) |
Execution? for those who are blury |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.77.218) |
Glennie boy Gee can fight like heck, |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
But he's no scotsman, he's a big Czech. |
| starboardjon said: (IP 216.195.162.139) |
So why wear the plaid Kilt? |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
It's the way that he's built, |
| grinna said: (IP 138.217.158.88) |
Call it a skirt and he'll break your neck |
| grinna said: (IP 138.217.158.88) |
We all got drunk at O'Meally's wake |
| rachitha said: (IP 59.92.199.183) |
and we all fell down in a pool of cake |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
We were all smeared with icing |
| Rachel said: (IP 83.70.29.127) |
It's such a nice thing |
| Matty said: (IP 66.251.50.3) |
This limerick sucks for Christ's sake! |
| Matty said: (IP 66.251.50.3) |
A lad and a lass from New Jersey |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Had a tryst in a field of blue furzy |
| Syd said: (IP 65.92.103.225) |
One fell down a hill |
| JAM said: (IP 70.115.174.119) |
Lost the RU-486 pill |
| karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
aw heck what rhymes with new Jersey or blue furzy |
| karl said: (IP 62.252.224.14) |
there once was a man with a hex |
| ppipiopuuit67jry said: (IP 24.19.226.202) |
upooptooMUCH |
| rachitha said: (IP 59.92.130.104) |
iam gong to knock someone |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
2. That prevented him from having sex 3. Everytime he tried 4. He nearly cried |
| JAM said: (IP 70.115.174.119) |
This one sucks, start another one and don't screw it up. |
| Cristina Baeza said: (IP 200.87.205.58) |
There was an old man called Saint Nick |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
A world traveler he not a hick, |
| riya said: (IP 59.92.156.125) |
he covered every land |
| Laura H said: (IP 218.101.93.253) |
With the forces at hand |
| JaneyWaney said: (IP 218.191.41.10) |
He used his power force- to lick. |
| anonymous! said: (IP 218.191.41.10) |
There once was a girl called Jade |
| Eilish said: (IP 193.40.60.70) |
Her tongue was as sharp as a blade |
| anonymous! said: (IP 218.191.41.10) |
She started to pee, |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
All over Jamie |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
And dyed him a peegreen shade |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
All the books that I've read of late |
| Howler said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Didn't clue me in on shagging Kate |
| john said: (IP 68.154.166.26) |
Im no closer to screwing |
| elaine said: (IP 82.39.106.171) |
Yet the cum is a-brewing |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
Better to get another mate? |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
For you my friend here's some advice, |
| Lise said: (IP 24.165.177.113) |
go get some medicine for your lice |
| Melinda said: (IP 152.163.100.73) |
The itching annoys ya |
| Tessa O'brien said: (IP 222.152.133.1) |
so go to a bar |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
'Coz drinkin' when you're itchin' is not a vice |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
I think I know what you are after |
| grinna said: (IP 144.137.41.181) |
Could it be the tennis player Pat Rafter |
| Brian said: (IP 88.109.131.27) |
Or could it be Venus |
| grinna said: (IP 144.137.41.181) |
you think I want o say penis |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Or is it that you just want to shaft her? |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
My sobriquet is Ponce de la Guerre |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
Them thar nicknames is a pain in the ear, |
| chris said: (IP 72.141.219.175) |
my ears are hurting so much |
| do her in the butt said: (IP 68.154.166.26) |
ill sitck it in her cunt |
| Graham said: (IP 12.223.230.191) |
and hope it don't come out her rear |
| Graham said: (IP 12.223.230.191) |
A handsome young fellow named Klinger |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Met a lass & thought he would bling 'er |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
He coaxed and cajoled |
| Cassdiy said: (IP 65.121.169.156) |
Until he was old. |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.93) |
He should have tried serenading 'er |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.93) |
The UFO landed at night |
| anonymous said: (IP 12.217.168.244) |
and it was really quite a sight |
| grinna said: (IP 144.137.41.181) |
"Make peace !", ET announced, |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.93) |
But then our armies pounced |
| grinna said: (IP 144.137.41.181) |
Bush scoffed, "Let's show our might". |
| grinna said: (IP 144.137.41.181) |
ET said, "Truly, I have met our maker ". |
| Nina said: (IP 86.131.119.112) |
And nothing we have said could shaker her |
| Bri said: (IP 88.111.18.207) |
All actions indeed, she took no heed, |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.38.117) |
She still can't count we all agreed. |
| hope said: (IP 86.139.243.101) |
So she must be a big faker |
| grinna said: (IP 138.217.158.43) |
'Victoria Bitter' gives me vive, |
| Graham said: (IP 203.91.80.227) |
with bees of the same hive |
| hope said: (IP 86.139.243.101) |
and ate honey |
| grinna said: (IP 138.217.158.43) |
a beer to drink on the dunny |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Makes you really feel alive |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
I'm off on holiday for three weeks |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 81.50.31.141) |
And I've planned to trip with three chicks |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.70) |
What a time, ooh-la-la |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.10) |
a mé·nage à trois |
| Brad said: (IP 209.129.64.20) |
bad luck! Now I've bumps on my peeps |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.184.213) |
How comes I feel so lusty ? |
| NLG said: (IP 69.251.137.252) |
when my toys have all gotten rusty |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
I need to play |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.140.182) |
In a stainless way |
| Brian said: (IP 88.110.206.87) |
Coz if I don't it will smell all musty |
| brian said: (IP 88.110.206.87) |
My name is Dave and I'm transesxual |
| Markus said: (IP 24.63.194.171) |
...Dave is quite uncontextual |
| Kevin said: (IP 70.69.112.164) |
On a a cold and damp day |
| jasmine Lord said: (IP 58.167.69.153) |
which he found in the sewer |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.77.65) |
Your coming out Brian, is not intellectual |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.77.65) |
Electrolytes! Electrolytes? No sweat! |
| Billie said: (IP 62.6.139.11) |
Heatstroke from too much jogging? You bet!! |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.109.114.133) |
It is because of my fat arse |
| lucy said: (IP 68.37.107.43) |
He ate everything in sight |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.43.115.56) |
as |
| NEON said: (IP 70.118.201.182) |
there once was a old man from peru |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.77.65) |
Who stuttered and asked, "Who, who,who,who,who..?" |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.93) |
"Said, said, said, said, said |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.109.77.40) |
I am gonna lie all day in bed |
| anonymous said: (IP 168.184.220.4) |
oh no i cant i need to poo |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.200.72) |
Because of my meager finances |
| Mario said: (IP 82.123.230.230) |
I dream they admire my harsh dance |
| jlf said: (IP 68.229.98.127) |
with a sway and a swerve... |
| Graham said: (IP 12.223.230.191) |
And my hand on a curve |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.109.77.40) |
I got 1st prize from the DJ named Vance |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.109.77.40) |
Today is the first day of Lent |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.161.142) |
Holy Smolly! I'll sleep on a rock in my tent |
| Sarah said: (IP 68.106.110.197) |
I gave tents up, |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.109.86.170) |
No beer or whisky will I sup, |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.93) |
When I die, straight to heaven I'll be sent |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.6.93) |
Last Friday he left on a cruise |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.109.86.170) |
The first thing he did was go on the booze |
| Ben said: (IP 85.210.32.185) |
The next day in the morning |
| Graham said: (IP 86.134.180.38) |
Meng, can i have your number? |
| The dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.50.246) |
For if I don't get it I lose! |
| The Dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.50.246) |
T'was Saturday night and all was bright, |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
His ego and libido were surging |
| Ben said: (IP 85.210.32.185) |
A man with a kite took a massive great Shite |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.109.7.34) |
The kite soared up to a great height, |
| grinna said: (IP 58.164.103.148) |
Mick, Keith, Ronny and Charlie strut their might |
| grinna said: (IP 58.164.103.148) |
If you start me up, start me up |
| Kevin Xia said: (IP 220.237.242.104) |
that man over there will still stand up |
| Katie said: (IP 84.66.139.53) |
i will give you what you want so come here |
| The dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.33.21) |
Is it two whiskies followed by a beer? |
| grinna said: (IP 58.164.103.148) |
Yes, and serve it up in a dirty cup |
| grinna said: (IP 58.164.103.148) |
Texans have weeny teeny willies |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.25.161) |
That sounds like someone else, not Billy's. |
| harold said: (IP 202.132.7.91) |
egad said the hag and had a lag in her leg forever |
| ???? said: (IP 202.132.7.59) |
lagey leg leg forever |
| grinna said: (IP 138.217.158.109) |
Big willie Billy was born in Chile |
| grinna said: (IP 138.217.158.109) |
"Taggerty!" she said, "No! We're not yet wed", |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.109.33.21) |
So would you please get out of my bed, |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
He muttered a phase under his breath |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.197.25) |
But darling! I will love you till the death, |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.10.130) |
Piss off ! They all say that ! She yelled. |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.109.197.25) |
It was a hot summer night on the 5th of June |
| funnygirl said: (IP 86.128.94.227) |
with a humungous fat prune |
| Marina Jalsa said: (IP 65.93.46.119) |
that created a foul odor |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Even an Etude by Schroeder |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
Couldn't improve things too soon |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
He opened the violin case |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.111.111.133) |
His heart was beating at a very fast pace, |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
He rosined his bow |
| BIgBri said: (IP 88.111.111.133) |
He then made a gesture to the front row, |
| Kyla said: (IP 68.205.47.114) |
Began to play then fell on his face |
| Kyla said: (IP 68.205.47.114) |
She was just about to give birth |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.78.45) |
A good thing when studying her girth |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
When she started yellin' |
| Erica said: (IP 169.244.70.146) |
They started a'smellin' |
| Kiera Kradzinski said: (IP 69.248.147.30) |
And her baby was welcomed to Earth |
| bebe said: (IP 69.248.147.30) |
I ate a potato with limes |
| Van said: (IP 207.200.116.6) |
So sour it took lots of times |
| the master said: (IP 81.159.233.154) |
my tongue is all blue |
| Erica said: (IP 66.63.98.242) |
I don't know what to do |
| bob said: (IP 88.110.212.183) |
i cant talk now, i have to do mimes |
| bob said: (IP 88.110.212.183) |
there once was a man called buck lee |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
But Buck Lee was not Buckley you see |
| Melissa said: (IP 65.93.47.206) |
hes was cat |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.23.174) |
And that is that, |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.95.63.146) |
So Buck Lee left with a loud plea |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.95.63.146) |
There once was a kangaroo named Jack |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Whose pouch was a large fanny pack |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.191.55.80) |
He hopped here and there |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.78.56) |
With his Emu mate Alistair |
| Grany surfer said: (IP 210.243.112.139) |
and make paper machay everafter |
| Jorge said: (IP 202.132.6.219) |
there once was an alean skumbag |
| Rachel and Rebecca said: (IP 86.2.8.164) |
who liked looking at girls in his truck mag |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
He never looked at their faces |
| C. Elferink said: (IP 129.109.70.37) |
Favoring other places |
| tige said: (IP 68.94.23.174) |
He was just looking for their price tag. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.23.174) |
The U.S. gets a lot of blame, |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
For ourting agents like Valerie Plame |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
Not the U.S. but Bush |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.78.56) |
Untold motives are his push |
| jasmine Lord said: (IP 144.137.73.34) |
there was a man who had a big bum |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
The ninja threw stars as she fought |
| jp kovacic said: (IP 72.139.84.21) |
laughing as about she thought |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Her memory grew dim |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.78.56) |
Of disguised, sinister Chin, |
| pat r said: (IP 208.104.100.48) |
Undaunted, her enemies she all caught. |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
"I'd like my drink shaken not stirred" |
| big bri said: (IP 88.110.17.26) |
I have had two already and I'll have a third, |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.78.56) |
Myn brine iz failing qite numb, |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
And me walkin' is out of plumb, |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.23.174) |
"Y'er drunk mate." I never heard a word. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.23.174) |
It's Eastertide throughout the world, |
| Beebs said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
I said as I had my hair curled |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.78.56) |
"Poor Iraq," the barber said |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
"Civil War has begun to spread." |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.78.56) |
An Easter Mass murder unfurled |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.78.56) |
In Melbourne I saw the Rolling Stones |
| Curt Lundine said: (IP 67.164.55.198) |
They're so old that they're just skin and bones |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
But Mick still struts well |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.188.230) |
Coz for this he is paid the hell |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.111.126.44) |
And he spends all his dough on ice cream cones. |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.111.126.44) |
Today is Easter Sunday what a fun day it is, |
| Beebs said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Rolling my chocolate eggs are the biz! |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.78.56) |
But I eat more than I should |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
he chocolate does my ego good |
| BEEBS said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
yOU SHOULD SEE ME AT MATHS, i'M A WHIZZ! |
| Beebs said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
On buying a box of suppositories |
| Jock said: (IP 88.111.126.44) |
The Englishman said," I will now not vote Conservatory, |
| Beebs said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
It's all such a farce |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.78.56) |
His runny smelly arse |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Should be left in an asafoedita repository |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
A robust limerick of good clean wit |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.111.126.44) |
Didn't rhyme with much and was a hit, |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.78.56) |
But I am outrageous |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
I learned how in stages |
| beebs said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
How it came to be arse over tit |
| beebs said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
On faffing about with a fiddle |
| Jock said: (IP 88.111.126.44) |
The boy wet his trousers with piddle |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
He used the bow |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
And made such a show |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.111.126.44) |
And his arse was wet up the middle! |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.111.126.44) |
In Europe the girls shave their twats, |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.83.2) |
In South America they bite the heads of bats |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
In Wales they eat Pippa Dolls |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.83) |
In Iraq they lose souls |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
a rattattattattatt!!!! |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
If I were to marry a prince |
| Queldra said: (IP 142.22.186.7) |
id make sure that he wasint a bince |
| hi peeps!!!!!!!!! said: (IP 4.243.209.144) |
he should have a clear, clean face, |
| anonymous said: (IP 154.20.103.13) |
and should walk at a rather fast pace |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
And enjoy eating cheese with quince |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
While cooking a vegetable stew |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.203.195) |
I heard a scream come from the loo! |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.77.101) |
"It's a burning ring of fire" |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
"My sphincter's become a pyre" |
| big bri said: (IP 88.109.83.2) |
And the smell in the room is friggin dire |
| big bri said: (IP 88.109.83.2) |
Master Bates was having a tug |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.253.51) |
He was lying naked on the rug, |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.74.105) |
When suddenly he heard a tune |
| Damian Palafox-Bowers said: (IP 167.135.26.139) |
it was old hag "Bune"! |
| me22 said: (IP 66.154.184.34) |
He jumped up as fast as a bug |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.109.253.51) |
The King of Bling was on his throne, |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Playing games on his mobile phone |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.77.101) |
Queen Bling farted out loud |
| Sarah Resarf said: (IP 24.14.137.143) |
king bling felt very proud |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
His Queen Bling wasn't a phone crone. |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Midnight snacks are ever so filling |
| Limericks r cool!!!!!!!!! said: (IP 4.243.103.81) |
It sometimes is quite very chilling. |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.77.101) |
Eating live gold fish |
| Asdf said: (IP 71.111.92.233) |
Or drinking from a dish |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.77.101) |
All this at Hotel Ritz for a shilling |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.77.101) |
I met the greatest, Mahommed Ali |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
He was taking a skiff out to the sea |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.253.51) |
He said, "I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee", |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.110.27.192) |
"My trainers name was Angelo Dundee," |
| Jock said: (IP 88.109.1.153) |
"Now I need to go and pee". |
| Jock said: (IP 88.109.1.153) |
My favourite food is Indian Curry, |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
After I eat it I have to scurry |
| Damian/Slayer from heaven said: (IP 167.135.26.139) |
then I drink some green tea, |
| Limericks r cool!!!!!!!!! said: (IP 4.243.194.117) |
so I have to go pee, |
| Jenny* said: (IP 69.48.16.210) |
cause that curry is upsetting my tummy! |
| Jenny* said: (IP 69.48.16.210) |
A popular girl named Ren, |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Had a funny idea about men |
| Sarah said: (IP 208.31.155.254) |
She thought they should be monks |
| Annie said: (IP 82.112.153.113) |
and he cut into chunks |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.1.153) |
And the religion she followed was Zen! |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.109.1.153) |
It was an orgy to remember all that sex and vice, |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
I awoke the next morning with body lice. |
| The Dogs Bollocks said: (IP 88.110.115.203) |
I scratched and scratched till I bled, |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
All over me bed |
| Limericks r cool!!!!!!!!!! said: (IP 4.243.146.195) |
And boy, do i really like rice! |
| Limericks r cool!!!!!!!!! said: (IP 4.243.146.195) |
There once was a hottie named Me, |
| brooken_22 said: (IP 209.94.165.136) |
And a big fat cat sat on my knee, |
| Carrie said: (IP 142.177.81.166) |
so I went to a cook |
| LaLaLu said: (IP 152.163.100.198) |
At the cat, she took a look |
| Boobs Magee said: (IP 24.215.85.78) |
She said "Mame thats no cat its a flea!" |
| Graham said: (IP 12.223.230.191) |
There was a young girl from Seattle |
| ds said: (IP 59.95.12.68) |
who waged a terrible battle |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.110.115.203) |
The hair on her head had turned grey overnight, |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.77.101) |
As a Yank she was not that bright |
| Old Col said: (IP 143.238.154.229) |
But then again y'all look like cattle! |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.110.115.203) |
The nuns in the convent were feeling randy, |
| Old Col said: (IP 143.238.154.229) |
today was bob for cucumbers in a tub full of brandy |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.110.115.203) |
The Mother Superior had a dirty habit, |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
From spending the night with a rabbit |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
And a monk who called himself Mandy |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
A Frenchman called Patrick O'Reilly |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.203.44) |
Would rather surrender than fight me! |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.110.115.203) |
He was no coward, his lover was Howard, |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
This limerick needs another 2 lines to go forward |
| Donna CS said: (IP 69.158.166.90) |
In fact, it is horrid and frights me |
| DCS said: (IP 69.158.166.90) |
Twin sisters on a vacation |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Had ideas above their station |
| DCS said: (IP 69.158.166.90) |
A fine gentleman, Rex |
| Fred said: (IP 207.69.138.134) |
Who showed them his pecs |
| Don said: (IP 72.70.208.99) |
was doubly screwed beyond expectation |
| Don said: (IP 72.70.208.99) |
Twins said to Rex as they helped him get up, |
| bbbbootch said: (IP 65.190.193.133) |
The two of us will make a cup |
| limericks r cool!!!!!!!!! said: (IP 4.243.194.32) |
a nice sweet cup of tea |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.205.47) |
We'll make it with love from us to you, |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.79.164) |
"So Dad are you gonna get us a pup?" |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.79.164) |
Just spied my blonde neighbour in the nude! |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.7) |
On her back in the grass. How rude! |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.73) |
When she saw me, the tart |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.139) |
Spread her legs wide apart |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.13) |
And into my pants I spewed! |
| BrianD said: (IP 88.109.79.164) |
The young virgin was dated by the verger, |
| limericks r cool!!!!!!!!! said: (IP 4.243.230.161) |
the verger turned out to be a merger |
| jorge said: (IP 200.122.112.38) |
so she pulled up her skirt |
| Jonnny said: (IP 68.251.32.126) |
and sat down with a squirt |
| Limericks r cool!!!!!!!!! said: (IP 4.243.230.225) |
And had a huge date with the verger |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.77.101) |
It was her wink that got me so enthralled |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.74.82) |
But it wasn't at me her glance was aimed |
| Limericks r cool!!!!!!!!! said: (IP 4.243.209.153) |
I was really surprised |
| ex band member of Anal Defects said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
By her secret and lies |
| Bigbri said: (IP 88.109.79.164) |
So I met her down at the mall. |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.109.79.164) |
HowZat the bowler called? |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
As the batsman was hit in the balls |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
The batsman could only bend and groan |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
As his balls took on a reddish-purple tone |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.109.79.164) |
And his night of passion was stalled |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.109.79.164) |
The teachers undies fell down in class, |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
All the kids saw her big spotty ass |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
One kid joined the dots |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.13) |
Then he tied them in knots |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
It looked like a web, wot a laugh! |
| ex band member of Anal Defects said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
There once was a man from Rangoon |
| shamboard said: (IP 68.40.243.186) |
lived in the bay, on his pontoon |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
He took a dram of Drambui |
| bwah said: (IP 65.25.2.75) |
Which he had to chew |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.77.101) |
Drambui is never chewed you buffoon |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.77.101) |
Initiative comes to 'dem 'dat wait |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.109.30.87) |
Stupidity is crass and I am late |
| Limericks r cool!!!!!!!!! said: (IP 216.102.15.48) |
I always run out of time |
| Nathan said: (IP 24.189.29.30) |
Because inaction's sublime |
| curt lundine said: (IP 67.164.55.198) |
If dey wont work hard, give 'em da gate |
| Pezza said: (IP 203.87.42.40) |
There once was a camel named Moe |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.30.87) |
It was around 12 years old or so |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
He doubled his hump |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.30.87) |
With the aid of a bicycle pump, |
| jock said: (IP 88.109.204.160) |
And his farts are ho ho ho!! |
| Jock said: (IP 88.109.204.160) |
The whore on the street corner wasn't very busy |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.72.188) |
With her wooden leg she didn't look so clumsy |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
But busy and clumsy don't rhyme |
| Bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
If you got the Money Honey |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.84.151) |
You can f**k me till I'm dizzy! |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
Die Fliedermaus flew in the door |
| willie said: (IP 162.84.189.236) |
who just lost her only new pants |
| Ryder Storm said: (IP 64.108.150.131) |
who only had just one chance |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.110.199.108) |
And never gave a second glance |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
At this limerick which as become a great bore |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
As a diner I'm a great connoisseur |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
And I work as a Shiatsu masseur |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.199.108) |
I tenderise steaks when they are raw |
| JOck said: (IP 88.109.121.26) |
I then use my prick as a saw |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
Then I go and fuck a hoor! (Scottish for whore) |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
Little Johnny was a crude little bugger, |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
He wooed a young miss and then mugged 'er |
| damian/Slayer_7d said: (IP 167.135.26.50) |
now he fucks her six days a week, |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
But she's a penniless geek |
| Me said: (IP 69.11.32.220) |
So he shot her and a grave he dug her |
| Alicia said: (IP 24.70.221.193) |
I break the rules when my daddy's gone |
| bradlez said: (IP 218.101.103.38) |
i screw my younger brother tom |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
Now that is incest that I do |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
A family game for two |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Sometimes we make it last til dawn. |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Sometimes these limericks become perverse |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.41) |
If humor takes a turn for the worse |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
All good clean fun sometimes in ain't |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
But hey, I'm no saint |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
Now this has gone for bad to vurse! |
| Big bri said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
St Peter was at the pearly gates. |
| Dave Caplan said: (IP 86.143.147.58) |
Touting tickets to his mates |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
All the girls above 34DD were gettnig in, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.99) |
To join eternal debauchery and sin |
| jock said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
This was to be their eternal fate! |
| Jock said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
Rita the man eater liked a 69 |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Her fellatio was deemed sublime |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
And she was good didn't spit but swallow |
| Bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
Although her head was hollow |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
It reaches down to her feet in time |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
A man called Vera was certain |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
That his father was gay and a cretin! |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
His trousers were shiny |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.203.211) |
His penis was spiny. |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
And for sex his life was never hurtin' |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
I think I'm in love, said the boy of twelve |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
She is only 2ft 6 and might be an elf. |
| t said: (IP 86.134.234.253) |
im cool and stupid so are u |
| Lacey xx said: (IP 84.66.5.43) |
there was a boy from gloshie |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Do it yourself! |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
On buying a jar of pickles |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
He ran into Don Rickles |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
He's the Silverskin Kid |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
But his jar has no lid |
| hitaishi said: (IP 210.214.81.190) |
still he can write riddles |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
"Me thinks you're a cad," said the queen. |
| Big bri said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
I know what you've been up to and where you've been, |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
You've been gadding about |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
And you have poached a royal trout |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
In fact, you're not fit to be seen |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
If my boss was working for me |
| orange bannana said: (IP 24.214.132.196) |
He Would Have to Pay me a fee |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
He'd work under pressure |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
With absolutely no time off for pleasure |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Not even to go for a pee |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
My aunt who's an incredible knitter |
| Graham said: (IP 12.223.230.191) |
made coffee so awfully bitter |
| me said: (IP 71.70.187.182) |
she fell on the floor |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
A mix of wool, grounds and gore |
| JAM said: (IP 66.68.203.211) |
Then threw up and passed out on the shitter! |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
Little Johnny had his very first wank, |
| Stephanie O'Connor said: (IP 58.165.25.132) |
who had a bloon that burst |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
2. Then swam, but was so tired he sank 3. He had a bloon that burst |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
and he felt ever so cursed |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
He spurted enough to fill a tank! |
| The dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.110.210.139) |
Monika took her dress to the cleaners, |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.112.71) |
It was stained by the 'sauce' from Bill's weiner, |
| Bill McClinton said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
As for the cigar... |
| Hugh J. Pecker said: (IP 71.120.186.253) |
. . . and that time in the car. . . |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
If you thought he was wild, you shoulda seen her |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
Hey Billie, how was your vacation? |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.5) |
Just great! Enjooyed many a libation |
| grinna said: (IP 60.228.103.210) |
Drinking wine, singing ditties |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
Going out with the pretties (?) |
| BIg Bri said: (IP 88.109.112.71) |
Finishing off my sexual education! |
| BIG BRI said: (IP 88.109.112.71) |
Rita's vibrator hummed and hummed |
| edwrt said: (IP 203.218.219.150) |
while she was bummed and bummed |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.112.71) |
Her squel with delight as she came |
| Scott said: (IP 138.163.0.38) |
Really sounded quite lame |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
All in all, Rita was zero summed. |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
The farmer had a boar, a sow and a shoat |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
And also a cow, a hen and a goat |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.213.73.59) |
He set a big fire alight |
| cassie said: (IP 86.140.68.137) |
much to his wife, edith,'s delight |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Then sent the carcases off in a boat |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
I once took a job as a nanny |
| Chelsea said: (IP 70.31.87.67) |
And that is when i had a big fanny |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Now it's a shrivelled old shrimp |
| grinna said: (IP 58.170.250.204) |
Which turns a hot man limp |
| chrisitna said: (IP 66.157.80.70) |
and my brothers name is Manny |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
Whenever you go to the zoo |
| grinna said: (IP 58.170.250.204) |
Animal smells produce that urgent poo |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.3) |
If you can't do it there |
| Big bri said: (IP 88.109.112.71) |
And you are grizzly as a bear |
| grinna said: (IP 58.167.28.162) |
Ease it into your pants and yell "Monkey doooo!" |
| grinna said: (IP 58.167.28.162) |
Meng sounds intelligent and witty |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.110.42.141) |
It is a pity she only has on titty |
| Trish said: (IP 165.234.191.31) |
who wishs to have a new car |
| funky monkey @(+_+)@ said: (IP 204.185.75.130) |
that was made out of tar |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Howzat 4 sex in the city! |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
A lobster in charge of a pub |
| jake said: (IP 82.11.132.45) |
went to see a young tiger cub |
| Kaliq said: (IP 69.57.228.137) |
in the big fighter club |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
a rub-a-dub-dub |
| Hey Faggots take a chug from my bub. ( duh ) said: (IP 71.120.185.155) |
Clank |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.110.42.141) |
Tonite I had three beers and two whiskies |
| Andrew Reeder said: (IP 81.153.248.200) |
And now i've started to see pixies |
| Geoge said: (IP 70.49.243.155) |
In the blink of an eye, |
| honen3 said: (IP 165.228.131.11) |
and the day i die |
| Limericks r cool!!!!!!!!! said: (IP 216.102.72.99) |
now all my friends are playing trixies! |
| grinna said: (IP 58.167.28.162) |
"Dat's a fuckin lie", Mollie said |
| Frank said: (IP 71.120.185.155) |
"I never gave no wetback head!" |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.42.141) |
I only give head to my brother |
| Blueangel said: (IP 203.166.96.237) |
who iz a loner |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.41) |
And sleeps all day in my bed |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.37) |
Should we all be doing this together? |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.110.42.141) |
Said Bill after sex with his sister Heather |
| Jock said: (IP 88.111.44.169) |
After all you are a whore |
| Tyler Hall said: (IP 165.138.95.68) |
I want some more |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Gimme an orgasm by using a feather. |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
In the virgin Mary I don't believe |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
But I hope you still like Christmas Eve |
| Natalya Hurley said: (IP 82.40.167.105) |
for this is the season |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
To see the full reason |
| liza said: (IP 83.79.6.55) |
why Mary did Jesus conceive |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
There once was a man from Blighty |
| sambizzaare said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Who went to the temple of Aphrodite |
| grinna said: (IP 58.167.28.162) |
Gorgeous wenches appeared |
| bri said: (IP 88.111.44.169) |
With big tits and nice rears |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
You could see through see-through nighties |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
A pickle, a grape and a walnut |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.70.95.203) |
had sex with an orange |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.111.44.169) |
They were all rather embarrased when... |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.35) |
Spotted by a group of men |
| Beebopalula said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
They went off the deep end trying to rhyme anything with orange |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Each day I rise before dawn |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.111.44.169) |
After I've had a wank , I put my socks on |
| big bri said: (IP 88.110.102.202) |
I wipe my knob then I go to pee |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.95.119.69) |
I can't believe what I see |
| anonymous said: (IP 220.245.178.139) |
It's mr, Rayhey in the Amazon |
| ggggdd said: (IP 220.245.178.139) |
gg |
| big bri said: (IP 88.110.102.202) |
ha ha hee hee |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.205.104) |
I'm a transvestite and gay |
| humpydaddy said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Your place or mine? |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.72) |
Oh Great! (Brain) Dead Men Squalking |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
I was on a plane soaring high o'er the prairie |
| Shelly Belly said: (IP 69.119.23.27) |
I started to suck a pussy in the dairy |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.205.104) |
The liquid smelt and tasted of fish |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
Just like his goldfish Trish |
| ~Musik_lova~ said: (IP 211.31.59.208) |
So I gave up, and told my friend Harry |
| ~Musik_lova~ said: (IP 211.31.59.208) |
I once found myself saying "hi!" |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
To a platypus wearing a tie |
| Nick Blythe said: (IP 154.5.45.182) |
but when he came a coming |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
While La Marseillaise humming |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.65) |
My twat went completely dry |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.187.11) |
Don't bite me so hard baby |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.110.199) |
Please take your teeth out...maybe |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Endentate is sublime |
| Gracy Griffith said: (IP 68.223.107.241) |
So give me a dime |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.110.199) |
Or my name ain't Abie |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.110.199) |
The English are a funny race |
| konfuse said: (IP 84.170.104.229) |
and so was the girl called grace |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
Wearing ties to dinner |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.23.174) |
That's why they are thinner |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
And their fat's all hidden by lace. |
| Doal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
"Oh gosh, that's antiseptic", said the germ. |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
"It will certainly ruin my perm" |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.110.199) |
Bang goes my lovely pubes |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
Gurgle, pop, squish go my boobs |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.38) |
"And now it's made me look like a worm!!" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.100) |
After a night of whacking good sex I said |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
"Next time, let's do it in bed." |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.196.244.113) |
And please keep your bloody dog away |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.101) |
Cos my hind leg begins to sway |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.110.199) |
And maybe just maybe you'll give me some head! |
| big bri said: (IP 88.109.110.199) |
Peter the plonker had a teeny weeny tool, |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.196.244.113) |
Which he frantically used in order to rule |
| Bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
As he said when he tried to flog it |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.110.199) |
Twas bought by Tom who was a hobbit |
| anonymous said: (IP 152.163.100.131) |
While sucking dick, he drowned in his own drool... |
| anonymous said: (IP 152.163.100.14) |
While vomitting on the veranda, |
| Michelle said: (IP 71.105.220.221) |
I said " Sorry" to Maranda for vomitting on her panda, |
| big bri said: (IP 88.109.110.199) |
I also spewed on her pussy |
| me said: (IP 213.42.2.22) |
For she was a hussy, |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
She said, "Now go fertilize the jacaranda." |
| Doyl said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
There's fire in the kitchen, alert the brigade |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.110.199) |
My girlfriend has got fire after getting laid! |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.217.233.169) |
Meanwhile , I'll save the whisky |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.203) |
Maybe, get a little frisky |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.72) |
And with luck I can nail the maid |
| Ramshackle said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Wine an song are my weaknesses |
| big bri said: (IP 88.109.160.221) |
Too much and I can't pronounce my esseth |
| honen3 said: (IP 165.228.131.11) |
weekend is the weekend its sunny in the park |
| Kimberfly said: (IP 140.126.246.170) |
Muhahahahahaha |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
I'm going mad due to my excesseth |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
The cosmonaut looked up and screamed |
| Madelyn said: (IP 203.51.160.251) |
my name is madelyn |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.160.221) |
Who the F**k called you that? |
| hjonny said: (IP 203.220.143.73) |
i agree who the fuck called you that??? |
| platoon said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
you screwed up the rhyme scheme brat. |
| masaloony said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
"Cream for my coffe," said the queen. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.105) |
"Makes the Duchess with envy turn green" |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.111.36.109) |
Do you want me to cream you asked the Butler? |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.181.186) |
'cos bigbri dun emptied my bag instead of going to poetry class |
| honen3 said: (IP 165.228.131.11) |
Da queen got real angry and started chewin on some nicateen |
| honen3 said: (IP 165.228.131.11) |
hiyaaaaaaa im from the chinese mafia |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
My torture is knotting your labia |
| Pasquale said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
So stretch you minora |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
And fold that majora |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.136) |
And get screwed by a horse from Arabia |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
Powerball jackpot come to me please |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
Then I'd hire someone to write these |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.81.255) |
Then I'd be a write lazy sod |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Scribbling short orisons to God |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
To ask that the cash flow not cease |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
The asteroid hurtled towards Earth |
| Rod said: (IP 210.23.133.202) |
At the time we're unsure of its girth |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
But I ask, does it matter? |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.81.255) |
As I look it gets fatter and fatter |
| Bev said: (IP 195.166.140.203) |
I wonder how much it is worth? |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.110.81.255) |
I have just had a pepperoni pizza |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
In a Trattoria in Chichen Itza |
| BigStupidBri said: (IP 71.120.188.253) |
Just then, a big scary clown came out and asked me if I still had room for dessert but I said, "No" |
| hsadsd said: (IP 70.26.69.38) |
that duzint ryme |
| hi said: (IP 71.50.115.212) |
i like cheese |
| treh billings said: (IP 71.50.115.212) |
i once knew a guy, his name was Frank |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
He went off to war, in a Yank Tank |
| treh said: (IP 71.50.115.212) |
his tank it blew up |
| Pallitable said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Because of Frank's screw up |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
He survived, but got demoted in rank |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
There once was an Aussie called Grinna |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
He went off to war, in a Yank Tank |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.81.255) |
His uniform was that of a waitress |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
(sorry Meng wrong button) I was a maiden in distress |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.62.19) |
Having wet my knickers and lost my bra |
| paulbearer said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
This site is at times problematic |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.190.185) |
Some peoples brains are not always in the attic |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.100.68) |
They're stuck in their ass |
| Digger said: (IP 152.163.101.5) |
Spouting verse with no class |
| Jon May said: (IP 67.185.163.72) |
Now the verse is problematic & static |
| Amie Lukenbill said: (IP 68.89.229.239) |
There is a child at Head Start |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Who has a loving heart. |
| Twilights said: (IP 206.174.75.152) |
He saw Jenny crying |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.190.185) |
Because her father was ill and dying |
| Jean Dalidis said: (IP 82.78.173.169) |
And now he is unable to fart. |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.190.185) |
There was a girl from Dar es Salam |
| Jean Dalidis said: (IP 82.78.173.169) |
Who like to eat toast, eggs and ham |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
Whilst waiting for the ferry |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.190.185) |
She drunk champagne and got merry |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.3) |
Got laid, and sired three dogs and a dam!! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.99) |
Thirteen dogs barking throughout the night |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
Had reason to do so, God what a fright |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
A tom cat on the prowl |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
Severed the head from an owl |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
Yet, the rest of that bird still took flight |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
Said Vader, "Luke, I am your father" |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.190.185) |
"But don't ask who is your Mather"! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.73) |
"I thought I knew, |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
Severed the head from an owl |
| smile! said: (IP 68.2.183.187) |
4. But now I don't know who, 5. But then Luke got bored and said "Bother!" |
| smile! said: (IP 68.2.183.187) |
there once was a man from milan |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Who drove a tupperware van |
| Melissa Hart said: (IP 72.65.236.130) |
With his boyfriend named Dave |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
They would curtsey and wave |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.190.185) |
While listening to the music of Bob Dylan |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.190.185) |
Davey Skelly has a fat belly |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
His teeth are green and his breath is quite smelly |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
But the ladies just love him |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
They don't see his lies and whim |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
He could be somebody off the telly |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
A man with a limp and a squint |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
and a broken arm in a splint |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.190.185) |
What a sorry sight he was |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
With his big swollen jaws |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
4. Only he knew the cause 5. He'd crossed the outlaw James Flint |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
In Osaka the blossom brought her there |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
She placed several blossoms in her hair. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.74) |
When the men came |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
All bomb blistered and lame |
| Andrew said: (IP 67.87.3.117) |
She suddenly remebered her name |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
When Batman and Robin arrived |
| smile! said: (IP 68.2.183.187) |
A clever scheme they did connive |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.14.149) |
To catch the evil Joker |
| Jordan said: (IP 139.168.66.124) |
instead they played poker |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.190.185) |
And the Penquin danced the jive! |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.190.185) |
The President got a blowjob from an intern |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
The intern became known as a slattern |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.8) |
But if you ask me |
| Erica said: (IP 169.244.70.146) |
The intern's nasty |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.10.239) |
I wonder if they all follow this pattern. |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Bill had Monica, George has Jeff Gannon |
| anonymous said: (IP 204.193.6.90) |
jkl |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.81.210) |
2. Johnny Howard is George's pocket cannon 3. Power corrupts they say |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
No, they were so, anyway |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.182.21) |
They need truth lessons from Mr.Nathan |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.182.21) |
You can't teach old dogmas new tricks |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
Philosophy old usually sticks |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.158.82) |
Young dogs just want to f**k |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.66) |
And everywhere try their luck |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.183.176) |
Except in Eire land of the Micks |
| big bri said: (IP 88.109.183.176) |
Veronicas pussy was itchy and sore |
| athanasian said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
From fucking all night on a hard wood floor |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.110.242) |
Dip it in the butter |
| anonymous said: (IP 152.163.101.5) |
And rub some on your udder |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
Then throw her down and get you some more |
| adly said: (IP 66.155.196.15) |
I once had i dog named nely |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Who had a white spot on his belly |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
It was itchy and sore |
| scarlett said: (IP 71.225.71.143) |
it looked like an apple core |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.182.21) |
Suspended in a thick brown jelly |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.182.21) |
Doctor's prostrate probe was without flowers |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.3) |
To get him to perform usually took hours |
| Brianne said: (IP 24.240.208.10) |
They tried to bribe him |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
They should unsubscribe him |
| Elena Lockleis said: (IP 71.132.7.235) |
or else the police will find him |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
Some stupid ass people don't get it |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.183.176) |
They sit on their ass with no wit |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.182.21) |
Smart dudes know what they don't know |
| wei chong said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
but they act as if they say OH NO! |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
If they were really smart, they'd split |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
I've mowed the lawn, I've trimmed the hedge |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.183.176) |
Now i'm living on the edge |
| Gillo said: (IP 82.44.177.177) |
I really do think |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
Cleaning up this skating rink |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.183.176) |
Will earn me a big fat wedge |
| big bri said: (IP 88.109.183.176) |
Mary O' Flaherty went to confessions |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
To get rid of bad thoughts and aggressions |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
She enumerated her sins |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.182.21) |
Drunken orgies with twins |
| honen3 said: (IP 165.228.131.11) |
and went to the gym for lessons |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
Bill Gates is the world's richest man |
| honen3 said: (IP 165.228.131.11) |
fuck u meng im the one adding the first line its just hot cause i need a fan |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
When he goes to the loo |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
He says, "honen3, bless you" |
| anonymous said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
Then he dresses up like Mary Ann |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
When I was spanking my neighbor's wife |
| big bri said: (IP 88.109.183.176) |
She screamed, I creamed, then she lost her life |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.182.21) |
What a terrible dream |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
So real it did seem |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.111.71) |
I drank too much during the strife. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.111.71) |
How much can he have on his accounts in Japan ? |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
He's allowed to invest as much cash as he can. |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.183.176) |
The dollar, the pound ,the mighty yen and the Euro |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.2) |
Keep to the rhyme, else cause a furor |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.183.176) |
Pity the poor people and the man named Dan |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.183.176) |
The Pope, Bush and Blair went to a brothel |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 81.50.94.176) |
To bang Myriam, Sarah and Jezabel, |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.183.176) |
The Pope caught the syph, Bush &Blair the pox, |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
So he poured holy water on their cocks |
| jock said: (IP 88.109.183.176) |
Isn't this limerick a load of waffle? |
| jock said: (IP 88.109.183.176) |
Boy George and George Michael |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
Were married in the gorge in the chapel |
| Wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
For their post wedding party |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
they got rather farty |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.182.21) |
Their walze was done on a tandem cycle |
| doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
I read it today written in very bold type |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.182.21) |
"Brazil for the cup", what bloody hype |
| Wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
It was written on the wall |
| Pele said: (IP 88.109.183.176) |
It was written on every ball |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
This wall-ball-type hype is just tripe |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.183.176) |
The Bishop and the choir boy |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.182.21) |
Genuflected to the icon, what joy |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.40) |
And thereafter proceeded |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.182.21) |
To grace, that was much needed |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
By anointing the hoi polloi |
| passmeby said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Over the years I've taken pleasure from vice |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.111.10.164) |
Nude photos, porn films some not so nice, |
| jock said: (IP 88.109.230.238) |
big brested ladies, men with big dicks |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Yahoo invaded my computer...click on any sender! |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
My pubes are infested with lice |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
On waxing his bikini-line hair |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.230.238) |
The transexual said,"It's not fair," |
| JOck said: (IP 88.109.136.207) |
I should have a twat here not a cock |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
I must go see the doc |
| poopsie said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
And my parents can just forget about an heir. |
| plasterer said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Life is not a zoo, it's a circus |
| Ex-Anal Defect Drummer said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
If we all try to look like Tony Curtis |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.182.21) |
CEO's are ringmasters |
| bri said: (IP 88.109.136.207) |
And treat the workers like basters |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
They are only out to hurt us! |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Eric noticed his flies were open |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Medium blue; the color copen, |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.136.207) |
His little soldier was at attention |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.110.15.196) |
It was so small it's hardly worth a mention, |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.25.142) |
And so was the opinion of all the women. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
I wonder why the world is flat, |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.15.196) |
And why do they play cricket with a bat? |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.182.21) |
Pythagorus worked it out |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
What the Hell it was all about |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Shhhh. Let's just keep it under our hat. |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Hoist one for me matey and one for me crew! |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
Either flagon or yardarm will do |
| jock said: (IP 88.110.15.196) |
All the gay boys are in the navy |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.182.21) |
Just ask the Jones lad, Davey |
| wee wullie said: (IP 88.110.15.196) |
And also that Welsh chap Hew |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.15.196) |
The nudist camp went up in flames |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
And so did the willy of James |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.13.223) |
There was smoke everywhere |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
But James didn't care |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
He was busy plying nudist camp games. |
| eagle said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
There's something about being very gay |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.15.196) |
you like the same sex sex day by day |
| chloe said: (IP 86.130.140.49) |
you like getting bumed |
| grinna said: (IP 58.166.44.165) |
all activity stops..um....ed........ |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.15.196) |
And you cry if you don't get it that way! |
| BIg Bri said: (IP 88.110.15.196) |
Once I caught and STD |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
And once was quite enough for me. |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.111.62.170) |
A shot of penicillin cleared it up |
| jock said: (IP 88.109.150.241) |
I then had to shoot my load in a cup, |
| Wee Jum said: (IP 88.109.209.11) |
It was creamy white and that pleased me! |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.109.209.11) |
The Priest and the Nun were at it like bunnies |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.13.4) |
Then they breakfasted with milk and honeys |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Then in true Catholic style |
| grinna said: (IP 58.166.44.165) |
Joined the confessional file |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Afterward they shared Sunday funnies. |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
I'm really not a NASCAR fan. |
| grinna said: (IP 58.166.44.165) |
Yes, I'd rather throw sevens at Fan Tan |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.1.175) |
I want to shag the girl next door |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
I hear she's a whore |
| Frank said: (IP 71.120.182.113) |
And won't mind a nasty ass scar, man. |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
If I were a doctor from New York |
| grinna said: (IP 143.238.16.121) |
You'd be a boorish yankee when you talk |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
You'd say things like "ass" |
| mikro said: (IP 203.120.68.68) |
Whilst I'd be in distress |
| jock said: (IP 88.109.211.68) |
And if your Jewish no pork |
| jock said: (IP 88.109.211.68) |
The Postman always rings twice |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
Because he tries to entice |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.39) |
You for harmless fun |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.211.68) |
In your oven he wants to put a bun |
| anon said: (IP 62.254.32.18) |
euh im not finishing tht line off bigbri dats eug |
| naomi said: (IP 62.254.32.18) |
there once was a mouse with a big house. |
| Desiree said: (IP 129.176.151.9) |
who wanted nothing more than to joust |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
On horse, with a lance |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.109.211.68) |
While doing a lap dance |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Rouse!! |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
I once cut my bum on a sickle |
| leanna <33 said: (IP 71.2.66.145) |
and after that i ate a pickle |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.93.138) |
Nonprecision circumcisions |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Don't require major decisions. |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
And they're on sale for a nickel! |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
I once saw a man eating corn |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
While his tenth child was being born |
| doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
The birth wasn't breech |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.211.68) |
And the babies skin was the colour of a peach |
| jock said: (IP 88.111.95.159) |
And instead of a nose it had a horn |
| JOCK said: (IP 88.111.95.159) |
Snow White and the dwarves hit the town |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
with a monkey, two toads, and a clown |
| anonymous said: (IP 67.150.26.82) |
they were a strange group of twelve |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.111.95.159) |
Even stranger when joined by an elve |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Yet Snow White never sullied her gown. |
| Ralph said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Gimme a snack that's long hard and black |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.109.40.229) |
Said the man whose name was Jack |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
So the butcher gave Jack a Black Pudding |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
Can't ... Must ... Rhyme Pudding! |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
This limerick turned out to be cack |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
A big hairy hippy called Silas |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
Wrote poems with an ancient stylus |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.188.163.2) |
He was not very tall |
| Silas said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
But he had big balls |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
In The Da Vinci Code, he will beguile us |
| alderyse cronje said: (IP 165.146.16.35) |
there once was a lady named rosy n' ipple |
| Gregor MacGregor of MacGregor said: (IP 88.109.40.229) |
And single malt whisky was here favourite tipple |
| Wee Jum said: (IP 88.110.139.87) |
A generous measure on the rocks |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
She'd go through the house resetting clocks |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
While limping around like a cripple |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
My dog's breath is sweeter than yours |
| Wee Jum said: (IP 88.110.139.87) |
Well that is because I drink Coors |
| Jacquetta Alsop said: (IP 66.93.38.224) |
Cuz real beer is so gross |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Makes your joby breath worse |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.93.38.224) |
So I'll blow in your faces, and you'll all drop dead in twos and fours! |
| Jacquetta Alsop said: (IP 66.93.38.224) |
There once was a poodle named Porky |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Who got caught on the end of my forky |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.93.38.224) |
And I gobbled him up |
| asder said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Then filled up my cup |
| anonymous said: (IP 203.120.68.75) |
And that's the end of its story |
| El said: (IP 192.169.41.37) |
There once was a lassie called Mary |
| Ninz said: (IP 86.131.107.48) |
Who lived with 2 dogs on a Prairie |
| big bri said: (IP 88.110.139.87) |
She also had a cat and a parrot |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
And a squirrel that lived in the garret |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.110.139.87) |
And all of them were hairy |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.110.139.87) |
Hairy Mary had a canary up the leg of her skirt |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
It used her hair to build a nest; Mary said it hurt. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.35) |
The nest was made, the eggs were laid |
| Jean Dalidis said: (IP 82.78.173.169) |
The water was boiled , the gas was paid. |
| The dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.110.139.87) |
Isn't that Hairy Mary a bit of a flirt? |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.110.139.87) |
It is the weekend I am gonna get laid |
| anonymous said: (IP 66.93.38.224) |
But before that, I'd better get payed |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Coz bishops cost money |
| framistan said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Even if it sounds funny |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
I think I should've stayed a young maid |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
on using my polaroid camera |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
I photographed Werner Klemperer |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
When the photo came out |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
Hogan's Heroes did shout |
| big bri said: (IP 88.110.45.176) |
"I zaw nuzzing cried Schultz" end of an era! |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.110.45.176) |
Today I walked up Ben Nevis |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
And got frostbite on my penis |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.97.4.109) |
And now I sit |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.201.192.132) |
with my hand on my dick |
| Boozerack said: (IP 24.87.27.164) |
Feeling Horny, so lets have sex with Benis! |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.87.27.164) |
I like to play with my Ass |
| Wee JUM said: (IP 88.110.45.176) |
After I come home from Mass |
| Ralph said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
First I wash it real clean |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
to give it a sheen |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.110.45.176) |
And then my lover can pass |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.110.45.176) |
Tickety Tickety Boo |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
You'd better stop sniffing glue. |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Put the aerosol away |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
Your face is turning blue |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
bibbety bobbity boo |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
when his botty let out a quack |
| Ethan said: (IP 24.208.82.71) |
school |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.110.45.176) |
The smell was putrid and stale |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
like a decomposing whale |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.45.176) |
This limerick is kack |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.45.176) |
George Bush thinks he's gods gift |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
But all he does is create a rift |
| Bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
so get off his back and give him a lift! |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
And push him over a cliff |
| Bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
Because the Democrats are a bunch of stiffs! |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Old Seamus McMann from Bangkok |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
Developed a passion for punk rock |
| don said: (IP 71.161.240.186) |
He'd unzip his fly, |
| seamus said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
And take out his glass eye |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.110.45.176) |
And proceeded to come in his sock1 |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.110.45.176) |
"All politicians are liars," said Ben |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
"And football managers too," said Sven |
| big bri said: (IP 88.109.186.74) |
"Oy that's not true cried," Tony Blair,! |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
And Bush said, "No fair!" |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Stop proving it's true or keep your mouth shut, then. |
| doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
Find me a pundit who's politically honest |
| tony blair said: (IP 88.109.186.74) |
OK, he lives in the Green Forest |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
He's made out of wood |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.109.186.74) |
And walks about in the nude, |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
And goes by the name of Adonis |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Bend over I see your big udder |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.109.186.74) |
Said the young calf to its mudder |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.111.15.163) |
Your arse reminds me of President Bush |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
one squeeze of a teat and 'whoosh' |
| HEATHER said: (IP 66.109.236.152) |
OUT CAME CHOCOLATE MILK THAT WENT SPLOOSH |
| big bri said: (IP 88.111.15.163) |
On the village green the village gay sat, |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.234.160) |
though very handsome, he wore and awful hat. |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.111.15.163) |
It was yellow with a trim of shocking pink |
| Liz said: (IP 147.226.119.249) |
and he said with a wink |
| the dogs bollocks said: (IP 88.111.15.163) |
Begat begat begat! |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
There once was a man called Jemima |
| Doyal said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
Whose wife said, "You're a rotten two timah" |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.111.15.163) |
I'm not gonna fuck you any more |
| michaela said: (IP 70.73.250.196) |
your a stupid, dirty whore |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.108.210) |
I'd rather fuck a lima. |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.108.210) |
Santa Claus buggered one of the elves, |
| doyal said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
Because they couldn't bugger themeslves. |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.110.108.210) |
Rudolph the reindeer was next in line |
| Stormchylde said: (IP 70.56.51.17) |
So he grabbed hold of a thick green vine |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Now toys are flying off the shelves |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
A booby-dooby dooby ba ba |
| big bri said: (IP 88.110.108.210) |
Sang the pissed man who was gaga |
| perdue said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
He lost his aplomb |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Along with his thumb, |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.112.143.49) |
so now he just sticks to the agua |
| grinna said: (IP 58.166.32.82) |
Soon we will holiday in Singapore |
| Doyal said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
A vacation spot we once foreswore |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.110.108.210) |
It is the place for us |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
coz we do wot we does |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
I vote they cane that teenage jerk some more. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
He wrote a limerick's line too long, |
| grinna said: (IP 58.166.63.41) |
He couldn't count,knew no meter, the nong |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
He couldn't be brief |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
He didn't always rhyme, either |
| Doyal said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
Aw come on folks, he was writing a long song in Hong Kong. |
| Doyal said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
Tige's limerick lines are always witty. |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.93.21.102) |
but they always end up swearing, what a pity |
| petite said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
Uhuh, Tige's thoughts are clean |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.110.108.210) |
I thought that they were mean |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
Maybe Tige should sing us a ditty |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
What is a limerick anyway |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
It consists of 5 lines you say |
| Doyal said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
It's usually ironic |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
From someone moronic |
| Don said: (IP 72.70.209.244) |
When done right I could read them all day!!!! |
| DON said: (IP 72.70.209.244) |
I danced with a girl with breasts on her back !! |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
I gave her a whirl, she gave me a whack! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Her cunt was at front |
| peculiar said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
So I didn't have to hunt |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.110.200.114) |
And I got to empty my sack! |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.110.200.114) |
England won't win the world cup, |
| Doyal said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
Too many contestants from Europe. |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Who'd support them anyway? |
| shelby stewart said: (IP 137.118.142.99) |
there one was aman amed jon |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Who's he? The ace up their sleeve? |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
On having 10 beers and 2 curries |
| Doyal said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
I forgot about all my worries |
| Asdf said: (IP 71.111.92.233) |
Then suddenly I thought |
| Ellie said: (IP 58.166.102.154) |
i better hurry to the dunny |
| big bri said: (IP 88.110.200.114) |
Or I will fill my pants with slurry! |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.110.200.114) |
After emptying my bowels in the dunny |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Couldn't get tissues for love or money |
| Patrice said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
What a major dilemma |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.200.114) |
I was stuck, no euphoria |
| abracadabra said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
euphoria doesn't rhyme with dilemma, honey. |
| Alexander said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
I seen my duty and I done it right. |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
But I must admit it's looking shite |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.110.200.114) |
Just like me a hopeless turd |
| Doyal said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
Dropped from an overweight bird |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
that's me, thank you and goodnight! |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
There once was a dog from Kowloon |
| Nick said: (IP 68.4.10.187) |
8 |
| big bri said: (IP 88.110.200.114) |
8 it but cooked it first, |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.73.80) |
No wonder I don't visit here much anymore |
| Doyal said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
Yer right grinna |
| Doyal said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
Good limericks are bright with wit and subtle words |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.110.200.114) |
Bad limericks are shite no shit and about turds |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
And this one's no better |
| blang said: (IP 205.251.139.206) |
It goes right down da SHITTER |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
Which is why limericks are for the birds! |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
A boy and a girl in a boat, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Ate all but raw; a smelly goat |
| Bubba said: (IP 69.15.209.26) |
With mustard and onions, |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
all smeared on their bunions |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
They washed it down with a root beer float. |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
When the doctor had an infection |
| Doyal said: (IP 209.30.228.203) |
Which he got from not using protection |
| 321654 said: (IP 60.231.88.38) |
the poor old man |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.37) |
Gave up his plan |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.110.200.114) |
And just had a wank with his errection! |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.110.200.114) |
After the doctor masturbated |
| hanhan said: (IP 129.2.19.146) |
it was as if the bitch had mated |
| Bobb said: (IP 65.106.172.194) |
He was sweaty and hot |
| Margaret Thatcher said: (IP 88.110.200.114) |
Her nose was covered in snot |
| TinShine said: (IP 220.245.178.134) |
At least he wasn't spasticated |
| whore Celecia said: (IP 212.120.239.165) |
8 |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
8 |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
5 |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
5 |
| anonymous said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
8 |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 166.102.170.243) |
Tell us what a syllable is |
| tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Syl-lab-le has 3 word breaks Liz, |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.111.43.160) |
So it does said the class swot |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
If you believe that or not |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.111.43.160) |
Hey man it is a wiz |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.111.43.160) |
Sat night and I a pissed |
| tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
An-non-y-mos is four I missed, |
| hwuiyh5 said: (IP 24.61.9.236) |
i like eating pie |
| Rivvi said: (IP 72.138.190.86) |
And eat so much I could die |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Why it's better than being kissed! |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
I love twirling the ends of my moustache |
| Rivvi (I believe it's spelt 'mustache.' ^_^) said: (IP 72.138.190.86) |
It's free entertainment when I've no cash |
| big bri said: (IP 88.111.43.160) |
Simple things amuse simple minds |
| CLAIRE VOYANT said: (IP 88.105.145.198) |
PLUS ON MY MAMS NERVES IT GRINDS |
| Billy boy said: (IP 88.111.43.160) |
Specially when I sing the sash! |
| anonymoose said: (IP 88.111.43.160) |
"It's up in the air" she said! |
| Biilie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
"All my fresh oven-baked bread!!" |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
It's such a COCK up you see |
| maggie thatcher said: (IP 88.110.202.132) |
It was meant to be for you from me |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
"And now it's falling on my head!!" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
"Hallelujah!!" said the ageing vicar |
| Robert Smith said: (IP 209.47.103.230) |
Then he stripped of his green knicker |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Swung his willy |
| Rev I A.M. Jolly said: (IP 88.110.202.132) |
Which was a wee bit silly |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
"If my wife were here, I'd sticker" |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
I had three persimmons caught up in a sack. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
With eleven syllables just go three back |
| A ring-a ring-a-ho said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
I released the pressure of the old pah-po |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.110.202.132) |
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho. |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Pulled the lever and the duck went "Quack!" |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
If your foo-foo valve is oscillating |
| michael said: (IP 72.137.254.134) |
9 |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.14.127) |
2. Move your gear stick without postulating 3. High revs you must avoid |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.110.202.132) |
Are you by any chance an android? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And for a joystick do use your thing? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I'm happiest when I'm joyriding alone |
| The Pope said: (IP 88.110.202.132) |
Because there is no bugger to moan |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Coz I'm a dipstick at heart |
| Leah said: (IP 68.39.244.128) |
Who loves to hear a good fart |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
That last line just made me groan. |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
A rinky dink dinky dee doo |
| Dubya said: (IP 88.110.202.132) |
On my head did a poo |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
"Blechchh!!" said I |
| ralph said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Right in your eye |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Funny unless it happens to you! |
| Dirk Iddon said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Vivid wet dreams every Thursday night |
| wullie the perv said: (IP 88.110.202.132) |
Dreaming of the naked blonde next door, what a sight, |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
But I wonder, why only Thursday? |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Late night shopping, wahey! |
| mange said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
That's the night she leaves on the light. |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Big ol' Bruce rides a really mean Harley. |
| Taylor Julander said: (IP 71.213.95.27) |
while drinking a jug of malted barley |
| bigbri said: (IP 88.110.202.132) |
On his Ipod he has heavy rock |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
But that's all he has in stock |
| Maggie Thatcher said: (IP 88.110.202.132) |
So he had to listen to Bob Marley! |
| Posh Spice said: (IP 88.110.202.132) |
Praise the LOrd it is Friday at last! |
| Frenetic said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Thank you God, the week has passed. |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Now it's time to get down to the nitty gritty |
| Becks said: (IP 88.110.202.132) |
And on the hunt for pussy and titty |
| sam said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
No hurry now, it's still at half mast |
| Doal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
We've had a storm with rain and thunder |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.105) |
'Cos with my tool I did pillage and plunder |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
A dooby doo wah |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.36) |
SHe went "Aah-aah-aah!!" |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.110.202.132) |
Don't let the bastards put you asunder |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.110.202.132) |
Sat night and sober as a judge |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
I think I'll make a big pan of fudge. |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
So I dropped my trousers and sat on the loo |
| el papa said: (IP 88.109.200.131) |
Sat there for hours but couldn't poo, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.101) |
But I still refused to budge!! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.65) |
If only he'd love me a little more |
| Shmuel said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
But on the bed, not on the floor. |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Aren't pickled onions tartish |
| cona said: (IP 81.158.130.155) |
well if u fuck 'em hardish |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 67.141.65.4) |
And when you're done, you show him the door |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 67.141.65.4) |
He always thought that he was in disguise |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Instead of a girl, was one of the guys |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
From penis to tit |
| bruno II said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
He wish he had a slit |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Now I ask you, is that a surprise? |
| Umbrella said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
These are long and languid, hot summer days. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.67) |
When my mind drifts to forgotten naughty ways |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.5) |
And I think of KLT... |
| Sister Martha said: (IP 88.111.132.24) |
And what he did with his dick2 me |
| Tuppence said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
And then dipped it in egg mayonnaise |
| Tuppence said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
I broke my woof in a clack-valve |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Aunt Dilly applied some home-made salve |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
She said, "You silly twit" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
"It won't hurt a bit" |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Now my woof has decreased by halve |
| Tuppence said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
A man with a bobble of fluff |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Passed it off for his thingy, on a bluff |
| Father O'Malley said: (IP 88.111.132.24) |
He flashed it to the woman next door |
| apache said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
She knocked him to the floor |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 67.141.65.4) |
Saying "I think I've seen enough!" |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 67.141.65.4) |
Someone will ruin this rhyme, no doubt |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
Isn't that what this site is about? |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.217.169.87) |
No, in the name of myself, no !!! |
| Tuppence said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
I wish the wasters would go |
| Dannyboy said: (IP 88.109.243.188) |
Exit, stage left and out! |
| Bigbri said: (IP 88.109.243.188) |
England are world beaters or so they think! |
| crazy cow said: (IP 84.64.217.226) |
there pricks all had a kink |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
The whole team is a farce |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
And winners are a little sparce |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
But as a team they mostly stink!! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Hey! Has anybody seen KLT lately? |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.189.174) |
I was hoping that she would philate me, |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 67.141.65.4) |
Here, Frank, have a stamp |
| KLT..... is BACK said: (IP 67.103.110.115) |
But for now, I've a cramp |
| KLT said: (IP 68.165.79.137) |
So instead of a blow, would you date me? |
| KLT said: (IP 68.165.79.137) |
There once was a pinkish flamingo |
| KLT said: (IP 67.101.126.232) |
Who liked to get drunk and play bingo. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
But being very ticklish, |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
And a little bit ficklish |
| KLT said: (IP 67.101.124.8) |
He staggered and fractured his wing-o. |
| KLT said: (IP 67.101.124.8) |
There once was a fellow from Guam |
| Terry the tranny said: (IP 88.110.197.188) |
Who wanted to be a 'Mam' |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.158.74.152) |
he said thats not nice |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 67.141.65.4) |
But I'll pay the price |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
He thence wrote a check with aplomb. |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
I mowed the grass and trimmed the wisteria |
| KLT said: (IP 67.101.124.8) |
While having a bout with diphtheria |
| mr ed said: (IP 88.110.197.188) |
I also had a dose of the shits |
| bruno II (eat shit frank) said: (IP 206.137.30.100) |
Now my ass hurts when I sit |
| Ex-Anal Defect band member said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
In fact I'm damn near hysteria |
| Ex-Anal Defect band member said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
My arse is incredibly itchy |
| KLT said: (IP 67.101.124.8) |
Infection? Contracted from Ritchie! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Or a dose of clap? |
| funk wid me said: (IP 216.194.1.189) |
maybe from the sex map! |
| Or a dose of THE clap... syllables please! said: (IP 67.101.124.8) |
Perhaps it's from being too bitchy. |
| KLT said: (IP 67.101.124.8) |
A fireman climbing his ladder |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
In distress, with a full bladder |
| Strong bladder said: (IP 88.110.197.188) |
Pissed his pants for all to see |
| me said: (IP 80.193.98.45) |
oh bollocks |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
And put the fire out daa-daaaaaaaarrrr!!!! |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
a bogo ti pippy yon poopah |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.110.225.122) |
papay poopah hippy ok yah |
| Stormchylde said: (IP 67.162.149.163) |
(Why do you guys have to ruin it for the rest of us?) |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Yeah! It kinda makes you want to shout and cuss. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Think though. It's better that than raw. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
I'm holding out for those who know, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
How to get in a jibe that's really low |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Though questioning is my gambit |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I'm willing to forgo it |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.109.62.87) |
So so so so so! |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.109.62.87) |
Some of these limericks a really shite |
| anamay said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Reading them gives me a fright. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Afraid to sign your name? |
| Maggie Thatcher said: (IP 88.109.62.87) |
Nope just forgot, I'm a crazy dame |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
By jingo, my trousers are tight |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
I asked if you speaka da lingo |
| KLT said: (IP 67.101.124.193) |
Of the lovely Chilean Flamingo |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
When it says *bleep* |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Who is that creep? |
| Nova said: (IP 172.194.169.24) |
You could say it's that star named Ringo. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.106) |
Welcome KLT! Where HAVE you been? |
| manoman said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Is what you've been doing a forgivable sin? |
| KLT said: (IP 67.101.127.205) |
Us nice girls won't tell |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.65) |
Which might be just 'swell |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Coz I sure as Hell don't know what you mean |
| willieflasher said: (IP 88.109.62.87) |
There are various names for a blokes manhood, |
| Ex-band member Anal Defects said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Dick, cock, John Thomas and names most crude |
| doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Why, you might even call it penis. |
| ex-band member Anal Defects said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Or the shaft of St Denis |
| KLT said: (IP 67.101.127.205) |
But doing so might be too lewd. |
| Ex member Anal Defects said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
My arse crack is crusty with shite |
| KLT said: (IP 67.101.124.99) |
And so is your girlfriend's left tit |
| Ex member Anal Defects said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
My willy's all poopy |
| amos said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
And slightly droopy |
| blind pete said: (IP 88.109.2.218) |
And I am losing my sight! |
| big peter said: (IP 88.109.2.218) |
My dong is 10 inches when soft |
| vicky jones said: (IP 84.66.50.221) |
My ding has to be held aloft |
| ex member Anal Defects said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
It weighs 50 tonne |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.109.2.218) |
Thank god I only have one |
| KLT said: (IP 67.103.110.19) |
And right now there's a need to be boffed. |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
There once was a man called John Thomas |
| KLT said: (IP 67.103.110.19) |
Who once made a really dumb promise |
| taffyjones said: (IP 88.109.2.218) |
He by the way way was Welsh |
| Line 3 is NOT funny....and they said he made a PROMISE....not where was he from! said: (IP 67.101.124.132) |
3. He said he'd fellate 4. Any fellow named Nate |
| KLT... lines 3 and 4 were mine... but I'm sure you knew as they scan correctly and are funny said: (IP 68.165.78.123) |
And a bull, seven goats, and three Llamas. |
| doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Please start the new limerick for us! it said. |
| Brad pitt said: (IP 88.111.8.3) |
I had a better 1st line but it went out of my head. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.110.193) |
This second one is not that bad |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
the third's a bit sad |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.110.164.135) |
so let's just kill it stone cold dead |
| mary'smum said: (IP 88.110.164.135) |
Mary had a baby boy |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.67) |
A grey rabbit was his only toy |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
It purred like a kitten |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.5) |
Whenever 'twas bitten |
| KLT said: (IP 68.165.78.123) |
So I flushed it one day... "Ship's Ahoy!" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Flushing a baby's toy is really mean |
| bingpong said: (IP 88.110.6.127) |
It will just cause a crying scene |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
No toy for the kid |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.111.2) |
No joy in this deed |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.39) |
Humour on this site's not quite what it's been... |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.37) |
Stung on the nose by an angry hornet |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.213.73.83) |
The thing swelled as big as an insane trumpet |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
So when I press my nose it parps |
| jimmyrednose said: (IP 88.110.6.127) |
I am beginnig to look like a carp |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
So what can I use to pump it? |
| Anal Defect lead singer said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
A pimp popped his pip with a prick |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.110.6.127) |
And up her ass he put a stick |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.104) |
Made of candied jelly |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
All the way to her belly |
| Bob The Noob said: (IP 60.53.35.168) |
And got covered in tons of her Sick |
| Bob the Noob said: (IP 60.53.35.168) |
There once was a dude from Malaysia |
| anonymous said: (IP 82.198.250.17) |
There was a naughty boy |
| melanoma said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Well, that limerick just got screwed up |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.110.6.127) |
Yup it is sure a pup |
| Bob The Noob said: (IP 60.53.35.168) |
in physics we learn about inersia |
| Bob The Noob said: (IP 60.53.35.168) |
There once was a dude from Malaysia |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Whose dog had severe displasia. |
| sumtingwong said: (IP 88.110.6.127) |
It only had one eye and one ball |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And was over six feet tall |
| idiot said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
Now there was a case for euthanasia |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Johnny was a man for all seasons |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Learning to count were his main reasons, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.34) |
He was jailed for a scam |
| big bri said: (IP 88.110.6.127) |
It involved a ewe and a lamb |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
He'd have been better arrested for treason |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
My fanny's incredibly hairy |
| wheeeeee said: (IP 67.141.77.43) |
And stinky, and smelly, and scary |
| Bob The Noob said: (IP 60.53.35.168) |
alas one day |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
When, I can't say |
| Bob The Noob said: (IP 60.53.35.168) |
That my name is actually Larry |
| Bob The Noob said: (IP 60.53.35.168) |
There was once a Lass from Scotland |
| henry wade said: (IP 81.153.59.121) |
who had a whole host of troubles with spots, and, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Her slit was all wrong |
| St ANDREW said: (IP 88.110.6.127) |
And she flogged it for more than a song |
| Uranus said: (IP 60.53.35.168) |
And now she got crabs on her hand |
| Bob The Noob said: (IP 60.53.35.168) |
I once ate the head of a Bat |
| yoosuk said: (IP 88.110.6.127) |
It was then I tried fried rat |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
It's good with spinach |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Yukey to finish, |
| idiot said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
Was a helluva stench when I shat |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.2) |
Constipation s really time-consuming |
| Anal Defect drummer said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
When you know that a joby is looming |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.110.6.127) |
It is such a elief |
| Anal Defect Drummer said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
To pass smelly beef |
| smellyarse said: (IP 88.110.6.127) |
Now I can get on with my singing |
| fannylicker said: (IP 88.110.6.127) |
Last nite I give my wife some cunnilingus |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.74) |
Right thru' all that smelly fungus |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Though she had fun |
| sammy said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
It ruined my tongue |
| FANNYLICKER said: (IP 88.110.6.127) |
I won't be able to speak until christmus |
| FANNYLICKER said: (IP 88.110.6.127) |
My wife then gave me a bee jay |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And I was high for the whole day |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.36) |
But when I saw HER |
| mana said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Bent over the dresser |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.184.239) |
I opened me fly shouting "hurray" |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.184.239) |
Another day, lass , I feel really knacked |
| FANNYLICKER said: (IP 88.110.6.127) |
Worked my bolloks off and I'm whacked |
| Anal Defect Drummer said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
So it's off to the pub |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.104) |
Where I'll give you a rub |
| Anal Defect Drummer said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
And a shag as a matter of fact |
| Anal Defect Backing Singer said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
My tights have a peek-a-boo twat flap |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Because "nobody" needs that small gap, |
| FANNYLICKER said: (IP 88.110.6.127) |
I can keep emon when I shag |
| Anal Defect Backing Singer said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Gettin 'em off is a drag |
| KLT said: (IP 67.101.124.88) |
And no need to undress for my pap. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.213.174) |
Would you like to lick my leek ? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.5) |
The very thought's makin' me seeck! |
| samuel said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
A leek's an onion's cousin |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.136) |
Sold everywhere by the dousin |
| Anal Defect percussionist said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
And if it smells anything like one then "eek!" |
| Anal Defect percussionist said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
A finger of fudge is just enough |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Homemade ice cream and other good stuff, |
| FANNYLICKER said: (IP 88.110.6.127) |
To give yourself some treats |
| Anal Defect Percussionist said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
That are good enough for eats |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
And to top it all off, we'll have a cream puff. |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
It's Sunday morning, rejoice in it, be glad. |
| crazychick said: (IP 213.105.224.11) |
the sun is out it aint so bad |
| Melissa said: (IP 71.162.24.56) |
so pack your picnic basket |
| anal defect lead guitarist said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
don't call me a basket |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.69) |
This anal-retentive humour makes me SO sad!!! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.41) |
Now we shall write a saintly limerick |
| Pope John the 69th said: (IP 88.110.6.127) |
Will it be about Andrew, George, David or Patrick? |
| Anal Defect roadie said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Or will it be about a nun and a vicar |
| KLT said: (IP 67.103.110.223) |
Or something waaaay sicker? |
| O'Toole said: (IP 88.110.249.90) |
No it will be about Mick Fitspatrick and Patrick Fitsmick |
| O'Toole said: (IP 88.110.249.90) |
Mick Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzmick, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Went to watch a real smutty flick |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
They took popcorn and beer |
| Seamus O' Fartitty said: (IP 88.110.249.90) |
Grinned from ear to ear |
| KLT said: (IP 67.103.110.34) |
With a hand on each other's fat dick. |
| Anal Defect Drummer said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
I've just waxed the hair off my pussy |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
The poor old cat must be quite huffy, |
| Anal Defect drummer said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Myfanwy you fool |
| Jordan said: (IP 81.132.170.238) |
ah kk *drool drool* |
| nohaironmytwat said: (IP 88.110.249.90) |
now my pussy is very loosie juicy |
| FANNYLICKER said: (IP 88.110.249.90) |
I love to get my tongue round a shaved twat |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.130) |
I'll be your date - how 'bout that? |
| Anal Defect lead singer said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
My boss is an unshaven twat |
| cremanes said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
That means a bare cunt, what? |
| FANNYLICKER said: (IP 88.110.249.90) |
I'd love t olick Billie, howz that? |
| FANNYLICKER said: (IP 88.110.249.90) |
Billie love getting her twat licked |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And her nails done, and hair slicked |
| Wayne Rooney said: (IP 88.110.249.90) |
Fannylicker said it was the best he'd tasted |
| anal defect manager said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
that and a few beers and he's wasted |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.100) |
It doesn't quite seem to me this limerick's clicked |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.7) |
My head's being trashed by a horrendous migraine |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.212.22) |
Instead of watching your stupig TV, you'd better tickle your concubine |
| The Librarian said: (IP 88.110.249.90) |
Or read a book to stimulate your mind |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
E-mail me for an limerick school find. |
| anal defect manager said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Trust me to get the very last line |
| anal defect manager said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
My balls look like silverskin pickles |
| KLT said: (IP 67.103.110.2) |
And sadly, my face, like Don Rickles |
| ???????? said: (IP 88.110.249.90) |
My hair is like a scarecrow |
| Saman said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
All bushy and white as snow |
| KLT said: (IP 67.103.110.165) |
And my sphincter's the size of a nickel. |
| FANNYLICKER said: (IP 88.110.249.90) |
I am sitting here with a big stiffy |
| KLT said: (IP 67.103.110.165) |
Will I ever get laid? It seems iffy. |
| Anal Defect lead singer said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
If I paint it with chocolate |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.40.131) |
It might be glad to cooperate |
| Anal Defect lead singer said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
So the girls come in a jiffy. (Or is that me?) |
| Anal Defect bassist said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
My anus can whistle "Born Free" |
| FANNYLICKER said: (IP 88.110.180.39) |
Now that is an arse that folk would pay to hear and see |
| idiot said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
an arse that sings too much |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Will get its owner in dutch |
| FANNYLICKER said: (IP 88.110.180.39) |
Glad that is you and not me |
| FANNYLICKER said: (IP 88.110.180.39) |
A whistling arse has an unique sound, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
It'll get you free drinks all year 'round |
| Carterthefarter said: (IP 88.110.180.39) |
The scent of a romantic air instead of a fart |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
"Nobody" does not know how to write a limerick line. |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.110.180.39) |
Tige has fucked this one up! |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.110.180.39) |
Limerick writing is an art they say |
| Anal Defect fan said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
So is whistling through your arse, eh? |
| idiot said: (IP 129.59.129.204) |
The difference is the letter F |
| Maximum said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
But only if you're deaf |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.27.14) |
Thanks,, here's your fries, have a nice day |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.27.14) |
He called himself The Duke of Earl, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.129) |
He and wisdom were like a swine and a pearl |
| Pete said: (IP 68.116.84.240) |
He like to kill dragons |
| grinna said: (IP 144.131.27.14) |
He'd shoot empty flagons |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
We knew that his real name was Merle.. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
I would much prefer the second, |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.94.195) |
When measuring speed. I reckoned |
| anonymous said: (IP 88.110.180.39) |
What about the first then? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I say go for it, men! |
| anonymous said: (IP 63.166.109.66) |
So for the second I beconed |
| anonymous said: (IP 63.166.109.66) |
There once was a man from Guelf |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Who took a title for himself |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And was "Doyal the Damned" |
| FANNYLICKER said: (IP 88.110.180.39) |
He was first in line to be Gammed |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.40.253) |
But, at last , he was swept off the shelf . |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.40.253) |
I have been invited last week, |
| Anal Defect banjo player said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
To a banjo conference in Gweek |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.66) |
I'll wear my rattail coat |
| Zorba said: (IP 88.110.180.39) |
And drink milk from the goat |
| Ralph said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
And pray that I don't have to speak. |
| Panderer said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Finger painting was a traumatic chore. |
| grinna said: (IP 58.167.27.3) |
But, for two year olds, you couldn't ask more |
| Picasso said: (IP 88.110.180.39) |
Teenagers didn't bother their ass |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.202.249) |
Nine syllables, no fuckin' class |
| hoormester said: (IP 88.110.180.39) |
And the mother was a whore |
| noname2day said: (IP 88.110.180.39) |
Punch & Judy were a couple of puppets |
| Anal Defect keyboard player said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
less politically correct than the muppets |
| Kermit said: (IP 88.110.180.39) |
Both had a guys hand up their arse |
| Anal Defect Keyboard player said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
The dialogue was a farce |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.130) |
And evryone yelled at them "Stoppits!!" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.39) |
Four differences 'tween men and monkerys are: |
| Since Billie has thrown triple meter to wind, so shall I. But this totally sucks! said: (IP 67.103.110.10) |
First off, a man can drive a car |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.36) |
One has no tail |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Nor can he hail, |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
And one is senscient and takes nonsense too far. |
| sam said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Your cigarettes are making me gag. |
| KLT said: (IP 67.103.110.10) |
You ugly, disgusting old hag! |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
An angel you ain't, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.71) |
And neither a saint |
| Smokefree Scotland said: (IP 88.111.133.14) |
But a foul breathed smokey old bag. |
| Smokefree Scotland said: (IP 88.111.133.14) |
In Scotland smoking in public places is banned |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.94.127) |
Begosh, begorra, a law so grand |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
So douse that ciggie |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.38) |
And wiggle your wiggie |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.111.133.14) |
We have the cleanest air in the land |
| Tam said: (IP 88.111.133.14) |
Monday the start of the working week |
| Anal Defect Banjo player said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
I'm back from the banjo players conference in Gweek |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.2) |
The rats ate my coat |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.120.185.107) |
Moderator. . .Please . . .a retard moat |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.94.127) |
It's |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.94.127) |
He plucked those banjo strings like a mad man |
| George Formby said: (IP 88.109.111.151) |
While his wife and daughter did the can-can |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
He had a Gibson 12-string |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.102) |
Is that the sexy thong thing? |
| Anal Defect Banjo Player said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
The banjo went: A-ring-tan-tan!! |
| Anal Defect Banjo Player said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
My banjo's seen it's last pluck |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.27.8) |
In Gweek, I hadn't so much luck |
| luckyjim said: (IP 88.109.111.151) |
Bad luck has dogged me all my life |
| anal defect fan said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Even my poopah gives me strife |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.94.127) |
Wiping your bum with a plectrum? Yuck! |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.94.127) |
(Deliverance)Der de dang dang dang dang dang dang dang |
| KLT said: (IP 67.103.110.193) |
(octave higher) Der de dang dang dang dang dang dang dang |
| malcolm said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Deedle deedle deedle twang (string broke). |
| Strauss said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Sss Sss Sss (rhyme's up in smoke) |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
It's a joke, take a toke, just let it all hang. |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
My trajectory has reached its apogee |
| KLT said: (IP 68.165.78.58) |
Your rhythm and meter is crapogee |
| Kack said: (IP 88.109.47.8) |
I agree t'is a lot of shite |
| KLT said: (IP 68.165.78.58) |
No doubt, he's a twit |
| Anal Defect Banjo tuner said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Remember Spit and Bob Carolgee |
| Anal Defect Banjo tuner said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
(Big Bass Drum & cymbals) Bum-tit-tit-bum-tit-tit |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.33) |
Does it make sense? Not a bit!! |
| Sir Paul said: (IP 88.109.47.8) |
It does if you have a musical mind |
| anal defect banjo tuner said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
And a tuneful behind |
| grinna said: (IP 139.168.55.4) |
(Basoon) Bur, bur, bur, bur, bur, toot, toot, tooty-twit |
| grinna said: (IP 139.168.55.4) |
Orchestral perspicacity is life! |
| KLT said: (IP 68.165.78.58) |
Ta tweedle tee tweedle tee toot goes my fife |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.69) |
Pity I'm completely tone-deaf |
| yawper said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Especially in the treble cleff |
| grinna said: (IP 139.168.55.4) |
Never mind, tap your feet, helped by a wife |
| grinna said: (IP 139.168.55.4) |
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon, |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
In that mystical umbra I'll croon you a tune |
| Spaceman said: (IP 88.110.195.122) |
But on the moon no one can hear |
| I know what you meant, grinna said: (IP 67.101.126.211) |
Yes! The crazy diamond, my dear. |
| Anal Defect secretary said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
It'll go: boo-boob-boob-booba-de-boon |
| Anal Defect secretary said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
It's Thursday, my bunions are sore |
| grinna said: (IP 139.168.55.4) |
Good ole foot tapping has taken its score |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.134) |
Something else is sore, too |
| Bozarts said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Get relief, take off your shoe |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
But I feel like dancong some more!! |
| GlenGrant said: (IP 88.110.195.122) |
Fine malt whiskies are great to taste |
| Belly_dancer said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Especially when dribbled below the waist |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.217.235.195) |
Nah! You should try wine |
| Anal Defect wannabe said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Poured over your vine |
| GlenMorangie said: (IP 88.110.195.122) |
Pour it over your vine what a waste not to taste |
| Glenmorangie said: (IP 88.110.195.122) |
I'm drunk again, a hangover beckons |
| Melissa said: (IP 72.65.216.249) |
Had too much booze I reckon |
| Anal Defect wannabe said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Watched the Anal Defects perform live |
| grinna said: (IP 139.168.55.4) |
As good as Ben Folds Five? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.67) |
Nah - in fact a very poor take-on! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.19.7) |
Do you think she'd fall if made a play for KLT? |
| Anal Defect advisor said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Oh fiddle-de-dee |
| Spud said: (IP 88.110.195.122) |
Fiddle de di doh, liddle de lido, |
| Who knows said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
What? |
| Anal Defect Advisor said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Tum-te-tiddle-ti-tum |
| Anal Defect Manager said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Flash your willy once more and you're fired |
| anal defect said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Face it dude, in the last two flashes it misfired. |
| Stormchylde said: (IP 67.162.149.163) |
You harmed an intern, |
| anal defect manager said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
When will you EVER learn |
| KLT said: (IP 67.103.110.92) |
Come over to my place, you're HIRED! |
| rubber duckey said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
These limericks all too often are tawdry |
| grinna said: (IP 139.168.55.4) |
Yes they need washing like dirty laundry |
| ME said: (IP 88.111.24.241) |
Keep them dirty not clean I say |
| Anal Defect lead singer said: (IP 62.252.128.18) |
Use words like willy and fan-ny |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Ah ha! Now I think you mean misandry. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Misandry came from female ire, |
| grinna said: (IP 139.168.55.4) |
And jealousy that only man can sire |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
Plus, man-hating is fun |
| Manwhohatesmanhaters said: (IP 88.111.24.241) |
In your oven you don't get a bun! |
| grinna said: (IP 139.168.55.4) |
Being a man is walking the high wire |
| grinna said: (IP 139.168.55.4) |
Reral men stand their ground and perservere |
| sam said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
They are titans of farming out on the frontier. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Their vision is keen, |
| Old MacDonald said: (IP 88.111.24.241) |
Their attitude is mean |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.132) |
That they're horny studs is neither here nor there... |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.68) |
When I bought my girlfriend red roses |
| doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
The heavy sweet scents filled our big noses |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
What I saw made me drool |
| grinna said: (IP 139.168.55.4) |
Roger can be quite cruel |
| WET WET WET said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
But it's for Billie I takes off me panty hoses |
| Bespoke Hatter said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I once made a hat to outfit the queen |
| Mad Hatter said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
With sequins, gew gaws and a sewing machine. |
| The Mad Hatter said: (IP 88.111.24.241) |
For that I was given a medal |
| Bespoke Hatter said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
On Sunday, in the cathedral |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.136) |
And for a 'thank you' I wiggled my chin |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.34) |
It was a warm summer morning, four years ago |
| Phallis said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
A man on the corner asked, "You be da ho?" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.137) |
"Are you free tonite?" |
| weeeeejum said: (IP 88.111.24.241) |
Speak to me nicely and I might, |
| Babs the Babe said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Get down on me knees and give yer a blo' |
| Babs the Babe said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Though I must tell you my rates are high |
| Preacherman said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
you'll get pie in the sky when you die by and by. |
| Lucifer said: (IP 88.111.33.43) |
Oh the devil will have his say on this |
| grinna said: (IP 138.217.77.141) |
I will not take the piss, |
| Babs the Babe said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
But I will eat it if you unzip your fly |
| Yippie!! I get to start!! said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
The starlet pouted in the mirror, saying - |
| FANNYLICKER said: (IP 88.111.33.43) |
I am willing and ready for laying. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
But you gotta be a star |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Or have a costly car |
| Jack said: (IP 207.200.116.71) |
While a "daddy of sugar"keeps paying. |
| Melchoir said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
I've often wondered what it's like to be a sugar daddy |
| O'Toole said: (IP 88.111.33.43) |
Said Patrick O Shea, also known as Paddy |
| grinna said: (IP 138.217.77.141) |
We're not writing books, just limericks |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
We're not mere rubes in from the sticks |
| Sammy said: (IP 88.111.33.43) |
Oh this one has turned out a baddy! |
| TWATLICKER said: (IP 88.111.33.43) |
Pubic hairs are short and curly |
| manner said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Some folks grow their pubes early |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
In blonde, red or black |
| idiot said: (IP 129.59.129.201) |
On a dick, cunt or ass crack |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
With bods lean and thin or big and burly |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
They say a hard man is good to find |
| The Bruiser said: (IP 88.109.43.57) |
I know a few that come to mind |
| Ouch!! said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
"Bruiser" sounds scary.. |
| grinna said: (IP 138.217.77.141) |
No he's a fairy |
| The Bruiser said: (IP 88.109.43.57) |
I am no fairy I am just kind |
| BIg Willie said: (IP 88.109.43.57) |
I've got a stiffy and need a blow job |
| Philashio said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
First clean your willy with a cotton swab |
| TWATLICKER said: (IP 88.109.43.57) |
Done that it's clean as a new pin |
| edentate said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Far out! I said with a grin. |
| BJKing said: (IP 88.109.83.35) |
So proceed and swallow it's in yer gob! |
| Shootingstar said: (IP 88.109.83.35) |
She swallowed my load down her gob. |
| Karl said: (IP 62.252.224.15) |
These smut limericks are written by slobs |
| Smutlimerickwriter said: (IP 88.109.83.35) |
Karl is incuding himself in with them |
| fornografer said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Harrruchhhh, splt, there's some phlegm |
| BJ Master said: (IP 88.109.83.35) |
Thats another protein meal, Ah em |
| Bigbri said: (IP 88.109.83.35) |
Another weekend BBQ |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Limerick writers know what to do, |
| BBQer said: (IP 88.109.83.35) |
Coals ready, steaks prepared, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.131) |
Drool! Slaver! Fangs bared!! |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Aw shucks, again I'm on the clean up crew. |
| marvelous said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
After too many cigars and too much beer |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.109.250.223) |
I began to feel rather queer |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
My tummy was churning |
| Mike B said: (IP 64.251.55.234) |
My golf game was hurting |
| jazz said: (IP 84.67.197.40) |
and I couldn't see anything clear |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.7) |
Twenty years on when I'm a raunchy old fart |
| Moran said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Your friends and acquaintances will all sit apart. |
| oldtimer said: (IP 88.109.250.223) |
Grey hair and a white beard means |
| jacqui and grace said: (IP 24.144.218.151) |
you'll soon rely on machines |
| Pam said: (IP 195.93.21.65) |
Before this life you depart |
| Stiffone said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
I'm all horned up and ready for action. |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.116.72) |
Can you do me to my satisfaction? |
| BIG WILLIE said: (IP 88.109.250.223) |
Get your gums around my dick |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Bite into it - it's thick |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
What's there to bite? It's in full retraction. |
| Big Willy said: (IP 195.93.21.72) |
Babe you gotta water it, let it grow.. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Pamper it, love it - rain, shine or snow |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.109.250.223) |
Just like you would if you loved somebody |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.97.195.165) |
Fuck 'em naughty on the potty |
| Big Willy said: (IP 195.93.21.100) |
And if you really want to, give it a blow |
| anonymous said: (IP 152.163.100.138) |
My balls are now sweating profusely; |
| Big Willy said: (IP 195.93.21.71) |
I'm afraid that my babe might refuse me |
| Karl said: (IP 62.252.224.15) |
you're all obsessed with sex she said |
| 69please said: (IP 88.109.250.223) |
All I want is a bit of head |
| Philashio said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Ready and willing on bended knee |
| anonymous said: (IP 152.163.100.70) |
A young man who preferred other guys |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Lost no chance of unzipping their flys |
| mercedes said: (IP 193.25.116.40) |
he got slapped in the face |
| Wee JUM said: (IP 88.109.250.223) |
So he ran away crying at a fast pace |
| Ballyhoo said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Whaddya know! Ain't that a surprise! |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
The dentist has made me a new "appliance" |
| MadcapProfessor said: (IP 88.109.231.235) |
It is a wonder of modern science |
| your mom said: (IP 86.143.159.69) |
It made me so happy |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.71) |
So I've named it "Zappy" |
| anonymous said: (IP 152.163.101.10) |
And we've formed an abnormal alliance. |
| anonymous said: (IP 152.163.100.10) |
From the closet, Lnace Bass has come out; |
| GlenClova said: (IP 88.109.231.235) |
He said that he is gay there is no doubt |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Glen is really really glad |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
That Lance is half of a dyad. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And soon this from the rooftops he shall shout! |
| Aaaarrghhhh!!!!! said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
In Zaire, in Zaire! His balls are on fire!!!! |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
His hair, his hair! I really don't care!!! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.70) |
The crown jewels are in danger! |
| fillashio said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
From being doused by a stranger. |
| Clunk said: (IP 71.97.178.254) |
To enjoy this crap I'll have to get higher |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.148.130.212) |
There was agirl named Terry |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Who was delightful, charming and merry. |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
No habits bizarre |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Agreed men from afar |
| grandfather said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
She was demure, shy and just a trifle unwary. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And one day the big bad wolf came along |
| BIG Willy said: (IP 195.93.21.37) |
His fangs were big, so was his schlong |
| anonymous said: (IP 152.163.101.8) |
And his balls, how they dangled! |
| Ralph said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
And his long schlong was angled |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Terry prayed hard that nothing would go wrong |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Alas! Alas! When the big moment came |
| anonymous said: (IP 152.163.100.9) |
He felt like his loins were aflame! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
She'd rubbed hot chilly |
| Samtheman said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
All over his hard willy |
| clare said: (IP 128.231.88.5) |
And the orca was never the same! |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
The lines added to limericks at times. . . |
| anonymous said: (IP 152.163.100.133) |
Include the most ludicrous rhymes; |
| Framis said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Out of very fertile folks |
| grinna said: (IP 138.217.77.141) |
Comes rhyming bawdy jokes |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Sometimes funny or witty, but mostly slimes |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Isn't ruining a limerick is a heinous crime? |
| Isn't/Is??? said: (IP 152.163.100.137) |
Dear Billie, it's your fault this time... |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
The fault is with the nobody folks |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.106) |
Who comes up with asinine jokes |
| karl said: (IP 62.252.224.15) |
lets just get it together an it'll be fine |
| Karl said: (IP 62.252.224.15) |
There once was a comedy called Red Dwarf |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
It was produced and staged on a wharf |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.116.132) |
No it wasn't; 'twas in space |
| anonymous2 said: (IP 58.167.143.128) |
and so red was its face |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
That all the viewers wanted to barf!! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Why were you naked on the highway last night? |
| Karl said: (IP 62.252.224.15) |
said the man whilst drinking Bud Lite |
| Millie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
"Well my clothes blew off |
| Sillie said: (IP 205.188.116.6) |
Hope I don't catch a cough!" |
| Willie-Nillie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
"I'm sure your willy can warm me up alright!" |
| Lillie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
"Are you game or shall I get my clothes back on?" |
| Silly Willy said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Naw, put 'em back on. Here's your tampon. |
| Sleepy Ed said: (IP 195.93.21.137) |
I'm not in the mood |
| Frank said: (IP 71.120.181.98) |
To eat such rare food |
| Alfred said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
What were you expecting a bonbon? |
| mario said: (IP 82.123.157.178) |
there once was a young sturdy clergyman |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.117.8) |
Who broke bread with disgraced Princess Fergie, then... |
| grinna said: (IP 138.217.77.141) |
Red wine was eaten, then Pork |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Blessed by Archbishop of York |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.34) |
Who made a cosy threesome with them in his den |
| Bille said: (IP 195.93.21.134) |
Dark clouds in the sky always remind me |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.116.200) |
Of a time I was treated unkindly; |
| Engenue said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
I've forgiven the jerks |
| Dawn said: (IP 62.252.224.15) |
and am enjoying the perks |
| Frank said: (IP 71.97.215.8) |
But I watch out who sneaks up behind me |
| grinna said: (IP 138.217.77.141) |
I, am the "Invincible", W.....O.....O.....O !! |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.116.14) |
Cried Helen Reddy, now old and cuckoo... |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
But when she sang Delta Dawn |
| grinna said: (IP 138.217.77.141) |
I threw up my popcorn |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.117.5) |
And had to go take a pooh |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.130) |
There once was a fellow named Krantz |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.131) |
Who sat on a hill full of ants |
| LIam said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Ants in his britches |
| owen said: (IP 86.143.144.14) |
he despised the bitches |
| Anal Defect revival band said: (IP 80.47.241.251) |
Oh to have ants in your pants! |
| Anal Defect revival band said: (IP 80.47.241.251) |
I lost my twiddler somewhere in Soho |
| Alvin said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Should have left it at home doncha know |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.116.138) |
But your loss is someone's gain... |
| Anna said: (IP 220.240.146.12) |
even though it may cause them pain |
| grinna said: (IP 138.217.77.141) |
Twiddler died on a fish hook in Glasgow |
| grinna said: (IP 138.217.77.141) |
Guy Sebastian sings like an angel |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
But so off-key, there's a temptation to strangle... |
| grinna said: (IP 138.217.77.141) |
Learn what you do not know |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
See what there is to show |
| dragon said: (IP 81.68.95.66) |
and finish his song through a mangle |
| Evander said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Times are stressful, times are dire. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Times are hot, with my balls on fire.. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.33) |
What I need is a cooling lick |
| Delicious said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Of pink ice cream on a stick. |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.116.197) |
If you think this limerick's good, you're a liar!! |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.116.68) |
A young man clad in only a thong |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Was cocksure nothing would go wrong |
| androgynous said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
His thong strap gave way |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.6) |
And there, on display |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.120.222) |
Was a banana-masquerading dong |
| Biggun said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
There are bosses, there are kings and there are Potentates. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
The latter come with egos the size of dinner-plates |
| Arsekisser said: (IP 195.93.21.6) |
That need constant playing-up to |
| Pappy said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And subservient walking tip-toe |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
And when it comes to raises, they're all cheapskates. |
| sleekit sam said: (IP 88.109.105.112) |
Sammy Chang was an evil man |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.6) |
Black belt karateka, and thrice Dan |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.213.74.241) |
But he could'nt cook an egg |
| grinna said: (IP 58.166.16.105) |
So he drank beer by the keg |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
While hatching his great master plan |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
Please start the new limerick for us! |
| Sara said: (IP 203.5.70.1) |
There once was a man who could fly |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.134) |
2. Well, actually he couldn't, but he'd try 3. FLapping wings from a height |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.14.61) |
But his balls were so much a freight |
| samtheman said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
There's no way I'm gonna try to fix this mess |
| soggy said: (IP 84.13.196.33) |
There once was a girl with purple hair |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.200.217) |
Her boobs were green but her pussy was fair |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.106) |
And sore from overuse |
| I'M2SEXY!! said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
'Cos no man could refuse |
| pussylicker said: (IP 88.109.105.112) |
Because they did not dare! |
| pussylicker said: (IP 88.109.105.112) |
Snow White could manage 7 at a time |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.74) |
And each one had an experience sublime |
| pan said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Number 8 was a flop |
| grumpy said: (IP 88.109.105.112) |
All he wanted to do was bop |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And with Snow White that was SUCH a crime!! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
My boss is bald and has a ginger beard |
| Ken Butterf said: (IP 12.217.143.112) |
and as ugly as anyone feared |
| framistan said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Though ugly, he's nice |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
With only ONE vice |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
He wears a red dress, and I think that's wierd. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Politics in the USA, |
| Ken Butterf said: (IP 12.217.143.112) |
Are making each one of us pay |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
For an trumped up war |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Oil comes from afar, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And we never get to have our say |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I've had "writer's block" for six weeks |
| Dale said: (IP 62.252.64.16) |
It's like your brain almost leaks |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
A butcher's block might serve |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.2.36) |
To rekindle the verve |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
My poetic brilliance for itself speaks... |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Should limericks be dirty to be good? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.138) |
Go on.. does noone think they should? |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.196.247.73) |
Er...not necessary |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.14.71) |
As long they are funny |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.71) |
We're a clever lot, then. Touch wood! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.97) |
Tomorrow I'm leaving for a week's holiday |
| Fidel Castro said: (IP 88.109.105.112) |
The last one I had was in May |
| lampoon said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
I'll got to Ibiza |
| Pipsqueak said: (IP 80.47.234.180) |
Stick a straw up my urethra |
| Blechhh! said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And what will follow I'd rather not say! |
| Cute kitten said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I've bought this sexy LBD in black |
| Snider said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
It's high in front and low in back. |
| CK said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
With a peek-a-boo neck |
| Wee Jum said: (IP 88.109.177.193) |
It would suit Victoria Beck |
| mouskateer said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Inexpensive too. I got it off the rack. |
| Felon said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Red bearded men should always wear green |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.105) |
When they do, they steal the scene |
| Nae Beard said: (IP 88.109.177.193) |
They look like fairies on a christmas tree |
| Pipsqueak said: (IP 80.47.113.93) |
Or Garden Gnomes don't you see? |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
While wearing tight pants I've found them real mean. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
Hey dude! Count them on your fangers, |
| Pipsqueak said: (IP 80.47.239.58) |
Pleat your knots with your fan-danglers |
| Wm the writer said: (IP 88.111.183.81) |
Whata lota crap this limerick is, |
| Madeleine said: (IP 81.138.144.233) |
when it should be a piece of piss |
| tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
I meant to count the syllables strangers. |
| Sam said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
It's hotter than hell and getting hotter |
| grinna said: (IP 58.166.16.105) |
And the boil on my arse is a real rotter |
| Big Rab said: (IP 88.111.183.81) |
Soon it will burst and empty its pus, |
| Whippersnapper said: (IP 80.47.114.93) |
And cause such a fuss |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.108.25) |
It could even kill such a bad limericker |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.108.25) |
No ,thanks,too much IS too much |
| grinna said: (IP 58.166.16.105) |
Obesity conceals my sweaty crutch |
| Stick INsect said: (IP 88.111.183.81) |
I'm a fat basard I'll let you know |
| Anonick said: (IP 59.144.108.183) |
I eat so that I can grow |
| Samtheman said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Is losing weight asking too much? |
| manju said: (IP 202.149.196.13) |
There was a man called Bingo |
| alex said: (IP 24.107.134.221) |
who with a friend, shared a lingo, |
| tweeky said: (IP 80.47.230.63) |
Day spoka da Foo foo |
| grinna said: (IP 58.166.16.105) |
Whist sniffing pepper, A......R.....R CHOO!! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.137) |
And their noses were a-sting-o |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.3) |
I'm back from a holiday most romantic |
| Martha said: (IP 64.12.117.11) |
but spoiled by my stomach so sick |
| martha said: (IP 64.12.116.70) |
Too much wine, women, &song |
| martha said: (IP 64.12.116.198) |
made me poop in my thong |
| martha said: (IP 64.12.116.74) |
making my presence very dynamic |
| martha said: (IP 64.12.117.5) |
There once was a gal from Georgia |
| Stewart said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Whose family name was Borgia. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.70) |
her pet poodle was called |
| amateur said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
But the gal was appalled |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.72) |
'Cause he shat all over the porch-ia |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.196.180.14) |
Two weeks ago I drove through Kilkenny |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.254) |
The pub that I found didn't have any, |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
cigarettes or wild wild women |
| Paddy said: (IP 88.109.7.139) |
It was clearly beyond my ken, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
But I found some on the way to Abergavenny |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Though I knew it was a foolish thing to do |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.46.22) |
I fried my mother in law on a barbecue |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Surprisingly, the neighbours cried |
| Hannibal said: (IP 88.109.7.139) |
Please do mine next said Clyde |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.130) |
And the rest of them were waiting in queue! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.65) |
After I joined this really swanky club |
| clubman said: (IP 88.109.7.139) |
A blonde offered to give me a rub |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.43.18) |
First, I was enthralled |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
But when my name was called |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.217.169.211) |
My dick's been worn out to a stub. |
| Saywho? said: (IP 88.109.7.139) |
Hark! What is that I hear? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
It's me tummy rumbling - loud and clear |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Partake of some food. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.189.78) |
Perhaps not so good |
| martha said: (IP 152.163.100.70) |
Now it is running out of my poor rear |
| martha said: (IP 152.163.100.11) |
My poor hemorrhoid is starting to itch |
| martha said: (IP 152.163.100.70) |
It sticks out like an old trailor hitch |
| martha said: (IP 152.163.100.67) |
As I scratch my ass |
| martha said: (IP 152.163.100.72) |
I pass smelly old gas |
| martha said: (IP 152.163.100.136) |
And my family buries me in a ditch |
| martha said: (IP 152.163.100.5) |
There was a young gal from Alabama |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.106) |
With a slit in the front of her pyjama |
| Sillie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And real big tits |
| Willie-nillie said: (IP 195.93.21.34) |
Made me lose my wits |
| hornedupdude said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
We had sex in public: that's panorama! |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.87.48) |
Why did Perelman refuse his Fields medal ? |
| Meng said: (IP 202.156.12.10) |
Lesser math lights were the nettle |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
If 2+2 make 4 |
| Pythagoras said: (IP 88.110.2.146) |
If it doesn't I'm out the door |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.131) |
And by doing so, forfeit the battle. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.36) |
Why did the pot call the kettle black? |
| moses said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
'Cause kettle held back when on bivouac. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
But was that fair?? |
| petunia said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
Should we care? |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.57.98) |
No, just let's give both of them the sack! |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.213.113) |
Unfortunately, Mc Donald wasn't in Pearl Harbour |
| Framistan said: (IP 68.93.183.233) |
He was holding a revival in a brush arbor. |
| Ben Watts said: (IP 86.131.6.114) |
He went to the brothel |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.101) |
Ordered some strudel |
| gregory said: (IP 72.194.110.14) |
that shit was made without any flour |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.69) |
I won't meet him again for the next four weeks |
| The Judge said: (IP 88.110.193.145) |
He got sentenced for stealing some leeks |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.13.218) |
Although they were rotten |
| Thia said: (IP 82.12.208.81) |
He shan't be forgotten |
| Mansard said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
But he needs to practice his stealing techniques. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Humming a tune, he stepped off the bus |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.202.103) |
Bumped into a wench who made some fuss |
| Mario said: (IP 193.253.53.18) |
They began a tough tango |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.97) |
With an apple and a mango |
| KLT said: (IP 67.103.110.178) |
And a Cuban whose first name was Gus. |
| Chris Schmidt said: (IP 161.149.63.107) |
There once was a limerick sight |
| Arnie Anderson said: (IP 69.66.193.125) |
Whose words just seemed to take flight |
| Wm McGonnagal said: (IP 88.110.193.145) |
Somedays they don't even rhyme, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
That's a horrendous cryme |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.47.177) |
But, often, at the end, everything was all right. |
| Hugh More said: (IP 86.131.107.48) |
There once was a man of sound mind |
| Tom Lanyon said: (IP 88.109.174.162) |
whos penis he struggled to find |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.116.152) |
When he needed to piss |
| anonymous said: (IP 159.134.130.163) |
It was just hit and miss |
| malnourish said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
So his attitude was one of repine. |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
With unfettered glee I've set out to sea |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.212.81) |
Gold ,diamonds, slaves,are awaiting me |
| Tam the bam said: (IP 88.110.147.56) |
I will return a very rich man |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.7) |
Tag along if you possibly can |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.200.49) |
No way! My name is Pizzaro you see. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.200.49) |
Hey , you, pass me this flaming hammer |
| ralph said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
Then get on the computer and be a spammer |
| pCman said: (IP 88.110.147.56) |
Hack and hack till you drop |
| freya said: (IP 203.115.87.206) |
and u'd better not stop |
| Charlotte said: (IP 202.154.141.138) |
the little fil cvedh fjf du the little grig dfjv f |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
The drunk on the corner cried out aloud - |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.47.225) |
"I missed my last bus because of this crowd!" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.105) |
"Shall I sleep on the bench?" |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.47.225) |
"Better yet with a wench." |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
And cover myself with a shroud? |
| Ralph said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
I ate too much dinner, I need a nap! |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.141.8) |
To make it good, I'll gulp a nightcap. |
| WEE JUM said: (IP 88.110.219.227) |
If I take brandy it will make me randy |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.217.169.113) |
If I take tea it will turn me flabby |
| crystal said: (IP 67.72.98.47) |
so i think i'll just take a crap |
| Jeydan said: (IP 24.250.159.150) |
A young girl went out on a date |
| askaichin said: (IP 61.247.230.209) |
oh hell! she took the bait |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
We know what happened next |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.217.169.9) |
Although she wasn't the sexiest |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.120.178.240) |
The web cam watches her masturbate |
| askaichin said: (IP 61.247.230.209) |
i get to add the first line |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I want to do it everytime |
| Rhyming man said: (IP 88.109.255.21) |
Sometimes it is fun to add the last |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.1) |
Be on your feet, thinkin' fast |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And get the meter tuned in fine |
| Nally said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
Good verse brings laughs sublime |
| BIG TAM said: (IP 88.109.177.173) |
Since the days of old lang syne |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.136) |
We try our best |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And all the rest |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.65.179) |
And write this poor verse and whine. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.56.188) |
A nice little chap had a wooden dick |
| Chamelea said: (IP 84.69.124.135) |
It came with a clock that went 'Tock! Tick!' |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.65.179) |
Like the cuckoo's proud name, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.72) |
It was ever so lame |
| Fannytaster said: (IP 88.110.14.19) |
And his woody was hickory not hick |
| The cats balls said: (IP 88.110.14.19) |
T'was on the 12th of the month |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.37) |
We was on a bunny wabbit hunth |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.207.46) |
We eventually caught |
| I rock said: (IP 220.238.105.214) |
the ugly corp |
| Thankgodthislimerickis done said: (IP 88.109.99.172) |
He was having his lunth! |
| tomtom said: (IP 88.109.99.172) |
Poor Steve Irwin killed by a rays barb |
| doyal said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
The shoes he wore were the improper garb. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.217.170.30) |
In Irak, they die by the hundred |
| weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee said: (IP 88.109.99.172) |
Most of them are murdred |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.72) |
By the insidiously accumulative carb!! |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.75.188) |
Once again, it comes to me to do it |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And I don't mind, really - not a bit!! |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.87.118) |
Maybe you'd prefer in the workshop |
| Goodfrog said: (IP 88.110.202.9) |
With the rain running down the drain plop plop |
| nougat said: (IP 217.73.178.2) |
as a limerick this is a flop :-( |
| samtheman said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
The Canadian Rockies call out to me |
| lobo said: (IP 24.50.144.186) |
Cause braless Lili's on top you see |
| Dirtymind said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
With mountains that swing |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.65.179) |
With tunes by Der Bing, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.129) |
Just the worst time to be desperate for a wee |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.8) |
Now that my worries are at rest |
| anonymous said: (IP 202.180.83.7) |
i can sit down and take off my vest |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.65.179) |
Then count with my toes, |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.139.162) |
The toughest of my rows |
| rancid said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
And get it all off my chest |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.196.244.152) |
All this bloody day I've shovelled gravels |
| anonymous said: (IP 80.5.160.6) |
but still my life unravels |
| lobo said: (IP 24.50.144.186) |
hemoglobin finds dirt |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.68) |
And the bruises hurt |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.65.179) |
A vacation calls; it's time for travels. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.65.179) |
I just returned from Scotland land, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Where I played the with 'piper's band |
| GREGOR MACGREGOR OF MACGREGOR. said: (IP 88.111.13.84) |
And tasted the finest single malt whisky |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.61.26) |
It's common knowledge the best are irish , Scotty. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
So now it's time to take a stand |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
The next seven days I'm working the night shift |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.65.194) |
Ah! graveshift bar-bi-ques, I love their wift |
| I hate nightshifts said: (IP 88.111.13.84) |
On the nightshift I'm like a zombie |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Peppy & perky is one thing I won't be |
| Me said: (IP 220.240.191.240) |
Maybe I'll sleep in the lift |
| Me said: (IP 220.240.191.240) |
Welcome to this funny game |
| Mr Differ said: (IP 88.111.13.84) |
Every day it ain't the same |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
But it's great fun |
| franc said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
To make a great pun |
| Fnitter said: (IP 81.224.138.62) |
But mostly the rhyming is lame |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.7.196) |
Please start the new limerick for me, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
I can't start one myself, you see.. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.137.198) |
For me it's too late |
| grinna said: (IP 60.230.65.194) |
Steve Irwin said "Crikey Mate"! |
| OZ said: (IP 88.111.13.84) |
I guess tonight i won't make tea |
| Capt Pugwash said: (IP 88.111.13.84) |
Master Bates and Seaman Staines |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.7.196) |
Unlikely pair put in chains, |
| hombre said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
Then in the brig they went. |
| KellyMarie said: (IP 128.138.86.125) |
where they had anal sex in a tent |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
And later confessed to two chaplains |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
I miss my man so much that I |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.100) |
Could think of him and begin to cry.. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 81.50.95.186) |
I like when he spanks me |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.86.197) |
His slaps are so heavy |
| Billies Man said: (IP 88.111.13.84) |
This story is just another lie |
| Eric said: (IP 88.111.13.84) |
Rough and tumble sex is best |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.57.143) |
For my stamina it's a test |
| Cordy said: (IP 71.111.156.91) |
But if I feel weaker, |
| framistan said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
I'll simply critique her |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
And then remount her with zest!! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
As I lay on my shrink's white couch |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.14.234) |
I feel the bastard fumbling in my pouch |
| twatmuncher said: (IP 88.110.162.138) |
It's a wonder he ain't fumbling your twat |
| ugotdirtymind said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
And pray is the fun in fumblin' that? |
| filashio said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
Squeeze your knees together and say ouch. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.1) |
Whether the knees be together or apart |
| Johnny said: (IP 83.102.83.200) |
is the first thing to learn for a tart. |
| Mike M. said: (IP 195.93.21.72) |
But for a Morris Dancer |
| Maggy said: (IP 84.191.48.87) |
whose name is Lancer |
| Essexlad said: (IP 88.110.162.138) |
Do you put the horse before the cart? |
| Essexlad said: (IP 88.110.162.138) |
I've always thought that Morris dancers were poofs |
| Johnny said: (IP 83.102.83.200) |
so I thought I would gather some proofs |
| Anal Defect said: (IP 80.47.122.241) |
They dance like queer fannies |
| Logan said: (IP 152.163.101.12) |
and took of their panties |
| jrzyhoochie said: (IP 205.188.116.12) |
then drew pictures of pricks on the roofs |
| jrzyhooch said: (IP 205.188.117.9) |
A dumber shit than my boss you won't find |
| Ihatemyboss said: (IP 88.110.162.138) |
He's an asshole and that's being kind, |
| Mike M said: (IP 195.93.21.131) |
He loves to eat oranges |
| Johnny said: (IP 83.102.83.200) |
and squeak rusty hinges |
| glallag said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
Then makes zest from the orange rind. |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
What the heck is a Morris Dancer I ask. |
| Mike M. said: (IP 195.93.21.1) |
I've seen 'em - they look great in a basque. |
| anal defect said: (IP 80.47.244.19) |
With their shitty-stained trousers |
| chelsea and lacey said: (IP 165.234.183.244) |
while we all say WOWSER |
| Anal Defect said: (IP 80.47.102.219) |
What's the point of it all, I ask? |
| Anal Defect said: (IP 80.47.102.219) |
My twat has an ingrown hair |
| Johnny said: (IP 83.102.83.200) |
and when I am having an affair |
| Dick said: (IP 87.94.34.97) |
the hair starts to tickle |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.46.84) |
I soon start to giggle |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.7.196) |
How silly you look being bare. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.91.87) |
She was desiring a twit for her twat |
| anal defect said: (IP 80.47.193.142) |
A bit for her 'alternative cat' (geddit?) |
| Johnny said: (IP 83.102.83.200) |
Along came a rooster |
| anal defect said: (IP 80.47.70.249) |
a bit of a poofter |
| Pat said: (IP 62.241.228.61) |
"A cock with a rubber hat!" |
| jrzyhooch said: (IP 64.12.117.6) |
I once had a spot on my tit |
| dawn said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
i tried but i couldn't squueze it |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.217.233.225) |
All I got was milk |
| lipper said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
The texture of milk |
| anal defect said: (IP 80.47.126.36) |
All that fuss over a zit |
| anal defect said: (IP 80.47.126.36) |
I farted out loud - couldn't help it |
| jrzyhooch said: (IP 152.163.100.74) |
then started to cry when i smelt it |
| maverick said: (IP 152.163.100.130) |
well the smell was so ripe |
| anal effect said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
it close my windpipe |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.72.135) |
Just before I rocketed out a big shit |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.72.135) |
Thanks, but I fear I don't deserve it |
| Mary Ann said: (IP 200.94.234.37) |
Perhaps you would prefer to perserve it |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.67) |
In a cut-glass jar |
| alexandria said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
It won't go too far |
| clit worshipper said: (IP 88.110.172.175) |
But in a cut glass jar we will put your clit! |
| clit worshipper said: (IP 88.110.172.175) |
Her clit looked fine in a cut glass jar, |
| anal defect said: (IP 80.47.90.98) |
Try saying that when you've had a few jars |
| We're really losing it now said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Get your tongue all wrapped up |
| clitoris said: (IP 88.110.190.10) |
Up and up her honey juice you sup |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
'til you feel as high you're as the stars |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
I want a baby but my man says NO |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.196.183.93) |
Drive him drunk and then you go |
| JJosh said: (IP 86.136.249.241) |
as a drunk man is easily made |
| justbinlaid said: (IP 88.110.190.10) |
Just climb on top and get him laid |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.137.128) |
Then spur your stallion and tally-ho !!! |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.137.128) |
Next, when your belly begins to swell |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.213.74.232) |
Just tell the guy he's done jolly well |
| anal defect said: (IP 80.47.240.125) |
Till bloated do your bowels become |
| lida said: (IP 69.170.180.177) |
You'll get your period when it's all done! |
| Ralph said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
Then tell the dude to go to hell. |
| lida said: (IP 69.170.180.177) |
My lovers feet smell really bad |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.7.196) |
I wish to drown that filthy cad, |
| sam said: (IP 88.108.59.245) |
If only there was a cliff to throw her off |
| lida said: (IP 69.170.180.177) |
Dirty socks everywhere make me scoff |
| leon said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
Oh just sender off to Baghdad |
| Ciara said: (IP 67.70.70.216) |
There once was a man who went "ba-ah" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.131) |
And his bleats were heard wide and fa-ah |
| KED said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
When asked "Are you sheepish" |
| TomTAm said: (IP 88.109.193.222) |
He answered," No just a baa baa baa blackish" |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.136.237) |
He still got his throat sliced in Arabia. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.136.237) |
I will ; Billie , obviously you're still in bed |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.46.49) |
Working hard to get your womb ennobled |
| naughtyfrog said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
Billie's willie aint' ready to fire. |
| Dingo said: (IP 217.43.170.53) |
He is unable to sire |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
So should we holiday in Majorca instead? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
But seriously guys, I've an issue about 'no issue' |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.109.37) |
You've got only one life,haven't you ? |
| ralph said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
The bio clock ticks louder and louder |
| noname said: (IP 88.110.147.134) |
Are you alone or in a crowder? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.102) |
I'm gonna cry now - please, some tissue!! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.42) |
Oh well - if he doesn't agree what CAN you do? |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.202.15) |
Must be kidding,but I'd love to help you |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.170.180.177) |
Do not sweat the small stuff friend |
| Dubya said: (IP 88.111.89.138) |
Suck this it will put you on the mend |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.2) |
You guys are all meanies. I'm in tears. BOO-HOO!! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.37) |
Seriously - no jokes. I need some good advice |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
How to pack in my flagging love-life with spice |
| The Twatlicker said: (IP 88.111.89.138) |
Change my image I've been told, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.36) |
Kohl my eyes? Pout? Look bold? |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
Well, certainly an engaging smile would be nice. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.213.10.115) |
Stop this mawkish stuff,back to the dirty one |
| jesse said: (IP 198.174.212.98) |
cus you need to hurry up and cum |
| robbie said: (IP 59.100.203.181) |
'cause I am a prick |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
But I always come quick |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.97) |
And all too soon I'm tired - ho hum! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.129) |
There was a girl with orange - red hair |
| robbie said: (IP 59.100.203.181) |
who's ass wass in the shape of a pair |
| Samtheman said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
of melons or otters in a bag |
| louie said: (IP 24.209.248.43) |
who turned out to be an old hag |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.102) |
Say that to her face - if you dare!! |
| Zara said: (IP 62.60.101.237) |
ther once was a strange girl called Jade |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.66) |
Who picked the wierdest places to get laid |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Under a chimney.. on the grate |
| Jakes mate said: (IP 88.111.97.240) |
On a fork-lift with my mate Jake |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
She's a pervert - call a spade a spade |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
Old Gwyn is a funny old sod |
| 'shrooms n steak said: (IP 68.33.5.182) |
Her deodorant smells like cod |
| OldGwyn said: (IP 142.162.165.251) |
And each time she'd bend over. |
| louie said: (IP 24.209.248.43) |
The smell would wilt the clover |
| Trevina F said: (IP 74.128.77.121) |
And bend even the stiffest of rods |
| BamBam said: (IP 88.111.97.240) |
Fred Flintsone and Barney Rubble |
| Dino said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
Shaved their pubes til they only had stubble |
| meandering sam said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
They scratched and they itched |
| kitty patnode said: (IP 66.153.30.160) |
then decided to switch |
| wilma said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
To wanking to save themselves trouble |
| keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
I think that this site is just ace |
| randomsample said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
Thoughts move along at a merry pace |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Though most of the time |
| Keith again 24 hrs later said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
No one adds to the rhyme |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.7.196) |
Now I've said it! I've made my case. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.7.196) |
A NOVICE POET STARTS RIGHT HERE, |
| Joelle said: (IP 138.78.106.105) |
WRITING WHILE DRINKING A GERMAN BEER. |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
From a rather large stein |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Which I think was mine |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.34) |
But no longer belongs to me I fear. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.35) |
I'm desperately trying to shed a stone |
| alabaster said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
Whether kidney or gall, you're gonna groan. |
| Grant said: (IP 64.233.172.38) |
And oh-my the pain, |
| snotele said: (IP 124.178.76.214) |
it's aching my brain |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
And all I can do is whinge and moan |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
Joe Ninety has joined our brass band |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.217.169.84) |
He's playing the flute with his wand |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.133) |
With smooth rapid strokes |
| kelsey said: (IP 192.139.30.130) |
from his pipe he tokes smoke |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
And he's on the job with his other hand |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
When I said shed a stone, I meant weight |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
Because I weigh nineteen stone eight |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.7.196) |
Though I married a Brit, |
| Bob Davies said: (IP 71.161.39.24) |
Who's bound to have a fit |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.7.196) |
And watched everything I ate. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.7.196) |
Darn! I was one syllable short, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
And that's despite being a good sport |
| I'll have a P Bob! said: (IP 88.109.178.123) |
But you didn't quite make it so tuff luck |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Are you now trying to pass the buck? |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.7.196) |
Naw. But, I did get your report. |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
Threecheers for old Santa Claus |
| Shane said: (IP 69.170.180.177) |
Runnin half naked in his "drawz" |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.25.206) |
Sod this old bastard |
| Obvious said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Likes to get plastered |
| WEE JUM said: (IP 88.111.55.132) |
And then play with his willie and his baws! |
| WEE JUM said: (IP 88.111.55.132) |
Santa Claus got an elf to lick his baws, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
The elf denied, quoting workplace laws |
| Keith {this'll test you} said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
They went to a tribunal |
| Billie (You're outclassed, pal!!) said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
That had rules so banal |
| carla said: (IP 70.248.202.40) |
Rudolph was in shit clear up to his jaws |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.7) |
I love him but he just doesn't respond |
| Why doesn't he?? said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Is it possible - of someone else he's fond? |
| phiserinctum said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
Did a guy catch his eye? |
| Karl said: (IP 62.252.224.15) |
it sounds like you better say goodbye |
| weeeeeeeee said: (IP 88.110.16.214) |
Because he's off up and away cross the pond! |
| weeeeeeeeeeeee said: (IP 88.110.16.214) |
Cyril the poof wanted to change |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
His theme tune to "Home on the range" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
But he was all tone deaf |
| keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
Like his boyfriend Big Jeff |
| Ray said: (IP 82.38.185.233) |
who slept with the dog & caught mange |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
When I heard the news I was completely gobsmacked |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
I was bolloxed - well aint that a fact |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.7) |
Although you may think |
| Honey said: (IP 64.12.116.134) |
I wrote this in ink |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.40) |
A ball-point pen was what I lacked |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.103) |
Having eaten, in a row, four chocolate bars |
| Keith (That's 11 syllables) said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
A milky way a snickers a bounty and finally a mars |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
With a heave and a groan |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
And a bilious moan |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.138) |
I shall now diet. What a farce!! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.68) |
She slipped off her undies, thinking she was alone |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
But She didn't see him with his "bone" |
| Silly said: (IP 69.144.70.148) |
Oh, my God, she said |
| Quickie said: (IP 64.107.39.186) |
As she ran to the bed |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
I hope he won't leave me alone |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
It's fun adding verse to this site |
| obvious said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
If you don't mind wading thru shite |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
That's just part of the fun |
| Eeeeckkk!!! said: (IP 195.93.21.130) |
Shooting with your gun |
| keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
I agrre with Billie "Quite right" |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
But you just take the shite with the art |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
And get in some good ones if you're really smart |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
But if you're just horny |
| Keith said: (IP 81.178.94.157) |
And your verse just "porny" |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.7.196) |
As poor as it is its a good start. |
| limericks are fun said: (IP 137.186.191.250) |
There once was a man who wrote limericks |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
With raunchy lines, to get his kicks |
| Joel Chapman said: (IP 204.85.64.56) |
But the girl's weren't pleased |
| Joel Maguire said: (IP 72.82.0.113) |
when they found out he teased |
| lemuel said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
And expected them to turn tricks. |
| Darwin said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
There once was a girl from Idaho |
| vickie hamilton said: (IP 71.107.103.95) |
who was in four-H and her lambs she did show |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.42) |
When the lambs were sheared |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
Like the young lady's beard |
| Megan said: (IP 60.234.220.77) |
all that was left was her toe |
| Megan said: (IP 60.234.220.77) |
Bob fell out of the tree |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.134) |
Right on top of me |
| lida said: (IP 69.170.180.177) |
I said "If you don't get off...." |
| Nickie said: (IP 24.159.214.203) |
The next beating is free! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.36) |
The earlier ones were paid for - one presumes... umm... er... |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.135) |
She looked wistfully at the mistletoe |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.53.188) |
As Santa arose and left on tiptoe, |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.81.26.132) |
Thou she missed her chance |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
She still went to the dance |
| John said: (IP 216.136.121.2) |
And then she stubbed her little toe. |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
I like starting off a new rhyme |
| concetta said: (IP 204.85.128.24) |
i need one with the name stevi |
| Michelle said: (IP 155.143.199.142) |
this limerick's gay |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
In what way, pray? |
| dumb lines said: (IP 142.66.49.133) |
in that it doesn't rhyme or keep time |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
I'm starting again whoopy-doo |
| So what??? said: (IP 195.93.21.9) |
And I'm leaving it up to you |
| Revae J said: (IP 205.188.117.66) |
To finish this poem |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
Shall I play yes or no - um |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
That's it! Done. I'm off to the loo... |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Of all the things I'd much rather not do |
| Me said: (IP 88.109.121.228) |
A shag will suffice, how about you? |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
But a shag is a bird |
| hey said: (IP 24.248.175.230) |
which only wants to go turd |
| Mario said: (IP 65.11.225.198) |
Which is not really fun just do-do |
| Debi said: (IP 65.11.225.198) |
If only I could, but try as I may |
| hey said: (IP 24.248.175.230) |
Yeah, I really could use a lay |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
But my knob has turned green |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
It's not what it's been |
| julius said: (IP 209.94.212.71) |
and now all i have is foreplay |
| julius said: (IP 209.94.212.71) |
there once wasa girl named tineel |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
Who I took to a show then a meal |
| hi said: (IP 24.248.175.230) |
by simply stroking his wand |
| Tinky said: (IP 198.54.202.194) |
We developed a bond |
| Keith (What! A romantic ending on this site) said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
Until we heard the wedding bells peal |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
On our weddind night I enquired |
| Mandy said: (IP 63.98.154.234) |
If my wife was the one I desired |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
While shagging her mother |
| Keith (Obvious line) said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
And sucking her brother |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.37) |
And her grandpa who'd recently expired. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.98) |
We had been married for barely three weeks |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.78.91) |
And I've only been allowed to kiss your cheeks |
| Tinky said: (IP 196.25.255.210) |
So, be sweet to me if you dare |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.36) |
And ignore all other men's ware |
| Honeymooner said: (IP 88.109.5.171) |
I am not just one of those deeks |
| Honeymooner said: (IP 88.109.5.171) |
I shagged your sister before I shagged you, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
And your aunts and cousins, I swear it's true |
| Jean DeBack said: (IP 198.110.50.253) |
but now i feel sick |
| Billie (obvious next line!!) said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
And so does my dick |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.200.142.159) |
Which is swollen, sore and askew. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.142.159) |
Any swollen dick might be of some use |
| Highfaluttin said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
I got just the place for you to loose your juice |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.2) |
B(w)etter than your wildest dreams |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
In two words: Boston Creams |
| Odysseus said: (IP 70.231.128.117) |
But then all the sudden she brought in a moose |
| Riceraider said: (IP 70.231.128.117) |
There once was a young kid named Jordan |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.37) |
In custody of a big meanie called Gordon |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
And as time came to pass, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
He was found on the grass |
| Jordans Mum said: (IP 88.109.222.28) |
Smoking the weed an drinkin bourban |
| Manwithnoname said: (IP 88.109.222.28) |
Her clit was all red and sore |
| panOrama said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
It's hard work being a whore. |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
But there's perks to the job |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Like a long, hard knob |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.97) |
Which only makes you lust for more |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.136) |
She spilled out of her skimpy bathing suit |
| KEITH said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
And her tits looked all pointy and cute |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 81.50.31.39) |
She tripped over poor me |
| Alex G said: (IP 172.209.17.13) |
And she shouted "Blimey!" |
| Mike said: (IP 80.3.96.9) |
"You look like your're ready to shoot!" |
| anonymous said: (IP 80.3.96.9) |
A Cricket named Bernie from Dover |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
Discovered a new supernova |
| Mike said: (IP 80.3.96.9) |
He exclaimed with a chuckle |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.70.87.84) |
how it shines like my knuckle |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.22.218) |
As the Yanks say, "Is dat you Red Rover?" |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.22.218) |
I once was a young guy from Harvard, |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Who boinked a Yale sheep in their barnyard |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
And then the damned yank |
| Nico said: (IP 152.163.101.6) |
had no one to thank |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
Thoughthe sheep was well and truly lathered |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
I've never had sex with a sheep |
| Sunil said: (IP 87.80.130.80) |
Since then, I've not been able to sleep, |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.87.188) |
First you have to shear it |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.22.218) |
Deny it who hear it, |
| Billie (obvious next line!!) said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Cos the tail (tale) will surely make you weep! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
I wonder what sheep think when they do it... |
| Keith(It had to be ewe) said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
Do ewes think "I hope he gets to it"? |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.11.239) |
As a shearer I can tell you |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
But as the sheared, we hope you do |
| Willie said: (IP 195.93.21.106) |
Use your tool well before you spew it |
| Big Willie said: (IP 195.93.21.35) |
Does a big willie make for lots of spew? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Yes. It does, but don't ask how I knew |
| almadene said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
But it ain't the size |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.100) |
To win you a prize |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Or even get the gals up in a stew |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
On the subject of big ones, I just must add |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
When I ; |
| ... said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
2: When I flush, the plumbing goes bad 3: But, as for my wanker |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
It's shipshape and swanker |
| armourouse said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
With an odor like something gone bad. |
| malaprop said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
It has rained, has sleeted, has snowed. |
| Keith (sorry I boobed last time) said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
It has quite blocked up my town's main road |
| Marilyn said: (IP 219.88.199.232) |
So I'll stay snug at home |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
Not an inch shall I roam |
| Framistan said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
And my pick up didn't have to be towed. |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
The last verse was both clean and witty |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.133) |
Not a smidgen of dirt, more's the pity |
| The Rev Davey said: (IP 88.110.33.228) |
No mucky verses that is a shame! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.98) |
Takes the fun out of the game |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Lets make the next one both dirty and shitty! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
There was once a harlot with a golden heart |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
How dirty and shitty this poem doth start |
| prince said: (IP 85.93.202.10) |
But this ain't yet the end |
| john said: (IP 152.163.101.5) |
She couldn't be a friend |
| pheweeeeeeeey said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
For every time she'd smile, she would FART. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Well that's not one for the saintly-minded |
| Keith (Who cares about grammar) said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
A fouler one I've never finded |
| Katt said: (IP 86.1.178.88) |
he stretched his leg |
| katelynn said: (IP 216.21.190.156) |
kneeled down to beg |
| robbie said: (IP 59.100.223.30) |
assmole |
| devlyn said: (IP 59.100.223.30) |
do you know that lovely month |
| LouSiffer said: (IP 71.227.167.227) |
in which suicide rates, they do jump |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
When people, like lemmings |
| jocko said: (IP 75.68.194.141) |
who cough up their phlegmings |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
flock to the high sea cliffs and humph |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.3) |
Oooh!! I stubbed my toe and it hurts so!!! |
| robbie said: (IP 59.100.183.52) |
and did you know my wife is a "HO" |
| bob said: (IP 195.93.21.33) |
all the people said ''no no no!'' |
| branden said: (IP 70.71.210.169) |
but your mom said shes a ho |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.103) |
For rhyme & meter, this one's a bo(re) |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.74) |
I said to him, "Do you like my eyes?" |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
But he just mumbled from tween my thighs |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
I prefer your sweet minge |
| chest her said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
So I'll lick around the fringe |
| Billie (obvious next line!!) said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
And I shall to the occasion, ably rise |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
What we do after that is neither here nor there |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.39) |
Though at the end we'll be the worse for wear |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Said ol' jolly St. Nick |
| Billie (obvious next line!!) said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
With a wink, to his dick |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
And fairy lights on his pubic hair |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
I spotted a blonde in my rear-view mirror |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 81.50.30.162) |
But I thought it has to be an error |
| b said: (IP 151.200.240.243) |
So I drove away |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
But I still rue the day |
| joey said: (IP 74.225.146.185) |
i like to eat eggs |
| alfons said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
Whether the weather is hot or not |
| Diana said: (IP 71.115.197.2) |
no shoes are allowed by the Hottentot |
| kitten said: (IP 64.52.22.130) |
socks only, instead |
| ajit said: (IP 59.91.184.25) |
for shoes often pinch |
| sonia said: (IP 202.177.171.20) |
so socks only I bought |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
There's no point in starting a new limerick |
| yyyys said: (IP 88.110.217.68) |
You just did you silly prick |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.16) |
So I must continue |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Like all spoilsports do |
| cartoon allah said: (IP 75.68.194.177) |
Tho this meter doth sound like a brick |
| Andrew Motion said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
It's time to improve on this verse |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.131) |
You tone, dear sir, sounds terse |
| jade said: (IP 208.37.221.208) |
The whole thing is quite wrong, it should sound like a song... |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
Be honest it couldn't get worse |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
You blew my line... I'm gonna curse!!!! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
A limerick for heaven's sake, needs 5 lines!! |
| JockClaws said: (IP 88.111.61.8) |
Since the days o auld lang syne |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
So don't add six or ten |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.74) |
Keep to the meter, my men |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Else, ante up some exorbitant fines! |
| Let's start again! said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Branda Hotchkins played the brass band |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.25.40) |
I think I dated her at Rand. |
| Juliette said: (IP 75.49.218.111) |
She had very bright red hair |
| hokie said: (IP 72.82.32.50) |
i would of rather dated a bair |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Well that would certainly be grand!! |
| Meter & Rhyme said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Would all non-limerick minds please take a hike? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.101) |
Yeah. Only punny minds are ones we like |
| xyz said: (IP 88.111.34.69) |
We love the rude and the crude |
| Itchytit said: (IP 80.43.2.120) |
It sure gets me in the mood |
| Ando said: (IP 82.194.150.31) |
Now on to the rhyming. Let's land a strike. |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
There once was a virginal maid |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.196.246.139) |
Who one sunny day has been said |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
To have felt an urge |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.100) |
Her body to merge |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
With an oblongate cucumbrous aid |
| Sarah Whitney said: (IP 69.161.134.105) |
A hefty lady from Sweden |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
was no good at wrtin or readin |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.76.64) |
But, when she dropped |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
her cherry was never popped |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.17) |
despite all her beggin and pleadin |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.17) |
What colour is Old Rudolph's knob? |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
Same as his nose or a corn on the cob? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.73) |
Red, but I could be wrong |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.189.145) |
Lolling out of a blue thong |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.17) |
A tartan one would just do the job |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.17) |
I've heard that Frosty's knob is green |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Hard to tell, as it's never been seen |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
might be cold and blue |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Though I've heard, if its true.... |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
its the size of an elephants schween!!! |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
The day after Christmas really sucks |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.10) |
As you fold away your tie and tux |
| Post-dinner blues said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Swig antacids and aspirins |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.212.117) |
The rest of the month on beans |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
Til your arse makes a noise like some ducks (quack quack) |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
O shit - I'm back in work tomorrow! |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.212.117) |
So long happiness, welcome sorrow ! |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
You know I cant shit |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
But really the hardest bit |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.67) |
Is finding laxatives to beg/ steal/ borrow! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.9) |
Me mam'd warned - "Stay out of trouble" |
| Keith said: (IP 85.210.135.69) |
Or my dick would erupt in a bubble |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
the bubble might burst |
| carleton said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
thus becoming the worst |
| Joffla said: (IP 84.13.140.27) |
now no trouble and stand to attention at the double |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.200.115) |
The year is over,just nick another notch |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
In my bedpost - well done to my crotch! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.69) |
And I resolve that next year |
| pusyhunter said: (IP 88.111.38.70) |
I'll look for pussy far and near |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 81.50.31.203) |
Till my dick gets a deadly awfull blotch. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 81.50.31.203) |
I shouldn't have kicked this spitoon darling |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
where will you spit what youre gargling |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.66) |
Just aim at the flower pots |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
cause a boner I just gots |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
The spitoon tastes like a pint of Carling |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
It was sad about poor Charlie Drake |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
his pecker was too small to shake |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
And as for his chest |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
He had none, God rest |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
My angels his soul to heaven take |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
At last we are shot of Saddam |
| fizerinctum said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
He was hanged high o'er macadam. |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
but he shoulda been hung |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Drawn, quartered and strung |
| Itchytit said: (IP 80.41.61.77) |
On the electric chair I'd have had 'im |
| Itchytit said: (IP 80.41.61.77) |
2006 is drawing to a close |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
not soon enough cause it sure blows |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
What will 2007 bring? |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.46.164) |
Is really worth asking?. |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
It's not cos the answers fuck knows |
| Keith (I'll give you an obvious rhyme) said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
Will the year bring sorrow or delight |
| valerie lombardo said: (IP 152.130.6.72) |
will my pants be too baggy or tight |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
will my tights be too baggy |
| whocaresa f**k said: (IP 88.111.137.54) |
will my pants be too saggy? |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
or will I give sore eyes at sight |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
People who write limericks are cool |
| ol' poopy drawers said: (IP 80.41.37.215) |
Some are downright nasty and cruel |
| Kier-is-ere said: (IP 195.93.21.38) |
Most have small twisted dicks |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
makes it hard to get licks |
| nreid said: (IP 70.51.150.212) |
To say nothing of the pools of drool. |
| nreid said: (IP 70.51.150.212) |
I once heard of a man who had a plan |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
to finally fuck his wife in the can |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
But the plan went amuck |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
when his penis got stuck |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
Now his sex life is right down the pan |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
What a fine scientist was Max Planck |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
he invented a way to screw a skank |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.9.190) |
You would expect a higher level |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
not a bitch thats disheveled |
| Keith said: (IP 81.179.144.235) |
I'm afraid that this rhyme is just rank |
| Keith said: (IP 81.179.144.235) |
I saw The News yesterday night |
| bumbay joe said: (IP 88.111.137.54) |
I was constipated and couldn't shite, |
| Lulu said: (IP 213.133.220.92) |
I sat on the loo until' morning |
| Brad said: (IP 86.140.54.127) |
Gave up, went to bed i was yawning. |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
I'll tomorrow |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
there once was an ugly old whore |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.217.235.94) |
Who thougth writing limericks was a bore |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.25.40) |
While her intentions were pure, |
| Melissa said: (IP 64.12.116.138) |
Her actions were sure, |
| Jen said: (IP 86.146.17.157) |
And now the old whore is no more! |
| Jen said: (IP 86.146.17.157) |
This man James Ted once lost his leg |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
So now he's got one and a peg |
| palomine said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
The peg's made of ash |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
And hollow, for his stash |
| *h* said: (IP 193.122.64.60) |
'Good Lord! I'm a genius' he said |
| *h* said: (IP 193.122.64.60) |
There once was a baby with wings |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
Three buttocks and also two "things" |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
with four nipples and two navels |
| o'poopy drawers said: (IP 80.47.45.123) |
And pooped bags of revels |
| Melissa said: (IP 205.188.116.11) |
This was not the baby of kings. |
| Satan Claws said: (IP 88.109.241.160) |
Well the festive season is now over, |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.93.21.4) |
Said A Kinky Young Woman From Dover |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.109.251) |
Fifty weeks still to go |
| Charming Charleena said: (IP 195.93.21.68) |
I forgot my name is Joe |
| Satan Claws said: (IP 88.109.241.160) |
I will just have to take a lover! |
| Satan Claws said: (IP 88.109.241.160) |
I took lover and shagged her to death |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
even though she had bad penis breath |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
Caused by my hot spunk |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.92.50.222) |
resembling a skunk |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
As it splashed cross her rotting black teeth |
| Ralph said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
I just got a new message, it came in the mail. |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
I'm going to read it I must without fail |
| beesee said: (IP 196.200.114.167) |
It may be some money |
| Me said: (IP 88.109.241.160) |
Or it may be a load of baloney, |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.139.113) |
Please! Flush out this crap or I'll wail |
| Melissa said: (IP 72.65.192.17) |
There once was this horny old gent |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Whose pecker was TWiStEd and bENt |
| Dan Nowak said: (IP 75.21.171.230) |
But when he was young, |
| keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
And very well hung |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
he was caught fucking Clark Kent |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
there once was an old man from New York |
| alpine said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
Who sported an enormously fat dork |
| Wunx~ said: (IP 67.166.118.129) |
Which didn't quite fit |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
'cause his wifes big clit |
| anonymous said: (IP 70.51.80.101) |
Was the size of a whole side of pork |
| kimmy said: (IP 67.71.10.143) |
The veil hide her hideous face |
| GRRRRRRRRRRRR said: (IP 88.109.241.160) |
She was really out of place |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
but the worst is the smell |
| ergergergerg said: (IP 65.93.116.55) |
That noone can tell |
| kimmy said: (IP 67.71.10.143) |
If its coming from under the lace |
| kimmy said: (IP 67.71.10.143) |
A strapping young fellow from Venice |
| Bob Tan Boon Eng said: (IP 202.156.13.4) |
Who had a big penis |
| Spoil3d said: (IP 165.21.155.13) |
He ordered whores |
| Spoil3d said: (IP 165.21.155.8) |
From next door |
| Spoil3d said: (IP 165.21.155.17) |
We should have never given him advice! |
| Yin said: (IP 165.21.155.9) |
There was a small melon named Ellen |
| Yin said: (IP 165.21.155.14) |
Who loved to go to heaven |
| Yin said: (IP 165.21.155.13) |
"Heven is great, it is really top rate" |
| Stop It said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
This is bloody silly |
| JoJo said: (IP 152.163.100.198) |
She hopes to explore with Magellan |
| JoJo said: (IP 152.163.100.65) |
there once was a woman from Singapore |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
but alas, she isn't there nay more |
| Dawson said: (IP 82.178.92.191) |
i think she's fuckd up |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
went from an A to a D cup |
| keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
I've heard she's employed as a whore |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
It's time to upgrade our fine verse |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
before it goes from bad to worse |
| Melissa said: (IP 205.188.116.68) |
How soon it will be |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Depends much on me |
| mania said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
Well, whatever you do, keep it terse. |
| Someone said: (IP 71.229.253.248) |
My mom yells a lot |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
From the bedroom "I'm so f_cking h_t !" |
| daughterfromhell said: (IP 88.110.171.22) |
"Clean yer room yeh lazy bitch", |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
"While daddy rubs KY on my itch" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
"And while you're cleaning, scrub the pot!" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Took a trip to India - timeless beauty, glorious sun |
| sam said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
Did you eat wonderful food, did you have a lot of fun? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.73) |
Marvellous! Didn't want to come back |
| Raj said: (IP 88.109.33.236) |
Even got a prossie to empty my sack. |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
What's more, nine women got stoned for the whoring I done. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
I'm back now to bleak weather and frozen climes |
| that darn cat said: (IP 80.41.9.243) |
My dong has a new set of chimes |
| Billie (obvious next line!!) said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
That go ding-a-ling |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
When I shake the darn thing |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.40) |
Morning, noon, night and at meal times. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.10) |
"You've sex on the brain" said my pet otter |
| dek said: (IP 88.109.21.62) |
the passion between us got hotter |
| That darn cat said: (IP 80.43.13.189) |
It set my ding-dong alight |
| gumby said: (IP 152.163.100.5) |
then set it aflight |
| Marty said: (IP 87.72.53.116) |
If she'd only lay still like I taught her |
| gumby said: (IP 152.163.100.196) |
Said the wife, "I'm having a baby!" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
"Is it yours? ...umm, well... maybe.." |
| Marty said: (IP 87.72.53.116) |
All the ladies on our street |
| Linde said: (IP 82.141.184.230) |
smiled and whispered "How sweet |
| that darn cat said: (IP 212.139.185.24) |
Not knowing the father's the best way |
| That darn cat said: (IP 212.139.185.24) |
My anus speaks when I laugh |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.51.183) |
..add "hard" above, Sometimes in church and in the yard, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
It livens sleepy sermons |
| gumby said: (IP 64.12.116.5) |
and squirts out nasty vermins |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
Swimming in Hardee's [trademark] curly-fry lard |
| Sexy Sadies Luvver said: (IP 88.110.49.136) |
Sexy Sadie loves to shag |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 205.188.116.134) |
even though she's an old hag |
| keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
She can still do odd tricks |
| that darn cat said: (IP 80.47.38.224) |
such as fanny flicks |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 64.12.116.133) |
Whoa...who knew? Sadie's a fag? |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 64.12.116.130) |
There was a young girl named SnowWhite |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
whose twat was oh so tight |
| Whilst chewing a toffee said: (IP 80.41.17.124) |
mmff rr grmph humph ite |
| Keith (gfetiing pissed off with people messing up verse) said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
Hope you choked on it |
| DumbFounded said: (IP 64.56.110.145) |
http://www.poetryteachers.com/poetclass/lessons/limerick.html (A site to help ya'll properly write!) |
| that darn cat said: (IP 80.43.22.163) |
I once spun a yarn with an actor |
| Farmer Giles said: (IP 88.109.30.158) |
I was ploughing a field with my tractor |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.37) |
When it suddenly began |
| nautaum said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
in the field lay a man |
| *sighs* said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
So I shoved it in reverse, and I backed her |
| Desperate Housewife said: (IP 195.93.21.74) |
I need twelve inches of HARD meat inside me |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
I wouldn't say that till you've tried ME |
| lee said: (IP 68.92.108.137) |
the batteries went dead---- |
| doyal said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
and she remained half bred. |
| pussyfoot said: (IP 80.47.17.11) |
She'd be better inserting a large tree |
| pussyfoot said: (IP 80.47.17.11) |
On hearing the fart loud and clear |
| LEE said: (IP 68.92.108.137) |
I asked my wife "Is that you Dear????" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.1) |
"No it's I", said the butcher |
| Olwen said: (IP 81.155.21.195) |
It doesn't smell much, er . . . . . . |
| pussyfoot said: (IP 80.43.101.107) |
Hey it's butcher's beef straight from the rear |
| pussyfoot said: (IP 80.43.101.107) |
"One lump or two?" asked the waiter |
| yoyoyoyoy said: (IP 65.12.197.98) |
do you have to give a tater |
| pussyfoot said: (IP 80.41.14.92) |
"I won't ask you again" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
"Then you'll drink it just plain?" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.5) |
...the options don't get any straighter! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.7) |
I've been filling out applications for a new job |
| pussyfoot said: (IP 80.41.29.197) |
Anything for a measly couple of bob |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Will I get it? Won't I? |
| anonymous said: (IP 83.193.187.180) |
Dropping my pa |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
That line should be rhyming you knob |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
Let's all keep this verse within rules |
| nicolas bonime said: (IP 64.12.116.74) |
so please lets not all act like fools |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
theres been some bad ones |
| pussyfoot said: (IP 80.41.48.127) |
they've near gave me the runs |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
This one has not been spoiled by tools |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
there once was a man named Hunt |
| Let'd do this without the c**** word said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Who was tactless and completely blunt |
| pussyfoot said: (IP 80.41.3.28) |
He could fart like a trumpet |
| Fran said: (IP 194.35.219.117) |
from eating too many crumpets |
| Nina said: (IP 194.35.219.101) |
and thats what they say about Hunt! |
| Nina said: (IP 194.35.219.101) |
WHEN THE QUEEN MOTHER CAME TO STAY |
| pussyfoot said: (IP 80.41.8.25) |
Her coffin just got in the way |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
But if turned upside down |
| pussyfoot said: (IP 80.43.10.53) |
It was etched with the crown |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
How much, would you say, does that coffin weigh? |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
I've a small income, but I've a little saved |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.6) |
For the future when I'm debauch & depraved |
| pussyfoot said: (IP 80.41.10.97) |
I've saved for penis enlargement |
| noone said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
and a change of pigment |
| The Virgin said: (IP 88.109.73.45) |
It is sex sex and more sex I've always craved! |
| Vag lover said: (IP 88.109.73.45) |
A vagina is a wonderful thing |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 213.42.2.24) |
When it's moist, things sure go with a swing |
| pussyfoot said: (IP 80.47.36.17) |
but no one likes a dry pussy |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
It needs proper lubing, you see |
| Vag lover said: (IP 88.109.73.45) |
Except if the girl is a ming! |
| Vag lover. said: (IP 88.109.73.45) |
Guys are always chasing twats |
| pussyfoot said: (IP 80.43.26.84) |
they can be right dirty rats |
| LEE said: (IP 68.92.108.137) |
THESE WORDS DO NOT RHYME.... |
| Minx said: (IP 90.192.202.43) |
Give us a chance they will in time |
| boysforever32 said: (IP 216.68.191.22) |
because the girls will just fly like bats |
| boysforever said: (IP 216.68.191.22) |
I will have to be quick |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.107.205) |
To scribble such a lousy limerick |
| boysforever32 said: (IP 216.68.191.22) |
we know its not good |
| return of the anal defects said: (IP 80.47.54.199) |
if you're not in the mood |
| boysforever said: (IP 216.68.191.22) |
go suck a dick |
| boysforever said: (IP 216.68.191.22) |
my sister got a kick |
| Fluffysheep said: (IP 172.203.142.216) |
From a man with a stick |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
his stick was too big |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Which she didn't quite dig |
| this limericks awful said: (IP 88.109.73.45) |
So instead she got a lick |
| BJs are magic said: (IP 88.109.73.45) |
For Valentines day I got some head |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
When the fourth had finished, I was nearly dead |
| anal defects member said: (IP 80.41.24.198) |
The old boy was red raw |
| mra said: (IP 74.102.141.160) |
he had a saw |
| BJs are magic! said: (IP 88.109.113.114) |
And my balls were as heavy as lead! |
| BJ king said: (IP 88.109.113.114) |
She sucked my dick till it throbbed |
| Kenneth Aggas said: (IP 169.244.70.147) |
add it to the line |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
2. As up and down her blonde head bobbed 3. "Your turn" she said |
| anal defect member said: (IP 80.43.25.200) |
Yes!! Blood and semen oozing out! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
4. As we got into bed 5. But I woke next morning alone, and robbed! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I'll never trust a blonde in bed again |
| anal defect band member said: (IP 80.41.16.79) |
Try brunettes, they're great fun, ye ken |
| Kinky SnowWhite said: (IP 205.188.117.5) |
You should try a red |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.229) |
For I've heard it said |
| jerzy girl said: (IP 205.188.116.11) |
they know how to fulfil any yen |
| jerzy girl said: (IP 205.188.117.66) |
During sex i fingered his anus |
| samuel said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
At first he thought it was heinous |
| Nixi the Pixi said: (IP 88.106.93.8) |
He screamed and he said |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.40) |
"You're a tigress in bed!" |
| Melissa said: (IP 64.12.116.71) |
And now he thinks she is a genius. |
| anal defect band member said: (IP 80.47.32.39) |
There once was a man from Helsinki |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.11.60) |
Whose past was considered quite inky, |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 205.188.116.200) |
cause he liked to hunt duck |
| anal defect band member said: (IP 80.47.13.148) |
In his fancy big truck (spoil sport) |
| jerzy girl said: (IP 152.163.100.138) |
and his farts were really quite stinky |
| jerzy girl said: (IP 152.163.100.197) |
"SHE'S WITH CHILD" , he said with a cry |
| The Father said: (IP 88.111.9.220) |
Hip Hip Hooray I'm gonna get high |
| anal defect band member said: (IP 80.41.33.28) |
Let's pop her belly with a pin |
| luv2shag said: (IP 205.188.117.9) |
but abortion is a sin |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
And who wants a baby? Not I |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
All babies just shit, cry and puke |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Said my friend Old Half-drunk Luke |
| Denis the menace said: (IP 88.111.30.24) |
He was onnce like this as well, |
| anal defect band member said: (IP 80.43.26.174) |
And you still cannot tell |
| mamie said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
But in his case it was just a fluke |
| Ambergrise said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
I seen a crossword and I done it quick |
| Synkrynicity said: (IP 75.88.205.207) |
Thankful it wasn't difficult to kick |
| keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
I filled in each blank |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I'm a real think-tank |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.72) |
Everyone agreed that was marvellously slick |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.130) |
"I've a master's in theology" said the hooker |
| jerzy girl said: (IP 64.12.116.197) |
as the pastor dropped her drawers and then took her |
| luv2shag said: (IP 64.12.116.14) |
you fornicate very well |
| jerzy girl said: (IP 64.12.116.7) |
but you will not burn in hell |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
Because God needs a fooker and cooker |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
I assume you could cook meals said God |
| Melissa said: (IP 205.188.117.72) |
Cuz I'm hungry, hoping you'll make cod |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.196.244.59) |
Er...No ,instead cut your son's throat |
| Melissa said: (IP 64.12.116.18) |
Dump him in the sea, take my boat |
| No said: (IP 88.111.30.24) |
That's awful you f**kin sod! |
| The BJ lover said: (IP 88.111.30.24) |
Smile if you got some head last night, |
| anal defect band member said: (IP 80.41.40.11) |
;-( (it was shite) |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
The third time around |
| Dee Nyal said: (IP 67.169.233.15) |
I couldn't rebound, |
| anal defect band member said: (IP 80.47.60.13) |
Close the door when you turn off the light |
| anal defect band member said: (IP 80.47.60.13) |
I farted triumphantly recently |
| perfectass said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
Have you even been modest, recently? |
| anal defect band member said: (IP 80.41.35.36) |
Well if the anus is fine-tuned |
| Carter the farter said: (IP 88.109.229.34) |
Take down ones pants and moon |
| Melissa said: (IP 205.188.116.138) |
And if you must fart, do it decently |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 152.163.101.14) |
My nipples are hard from the cold |
| Melissa said: (IP 205.188.116.203) |
How I wish I had clothes, too bad they're all sold |
| anal defect band member said: (IP 80.47.7.174) |
Have you tried nipple shields? |
| Melissa said: (IP 205.188.116.10) |
They keep the nipple quite concealed |
| Malcontent said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
If you wear 'em instead of a bra, you're bold. |
| Badbadbadass said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
In my upper left drawer there's a dildo |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 152.163.100.13) |
Haven't used it lately, 'tis growin mildo(w) |
| StellaBlue said: (IP 71.214.247.96) |
And the batteries are dead |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Like my passions, they've bled |
| keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
Shall I buy a new one - I will do |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
I think they sell dildoes in Tesco |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.73) |
Take one to a checkout girl & hey presto! |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 205.188.116.71) |
Don |
| Sorry I f'd it up! (SnowWhite) said: (IP 205.188.117.13) |
3) Don't hide it with shame; 4) for there's no one to blame. |
| anonymous said: (IP 216.108.208.37) |
If you get to try it on at her behest, though |
| Bill C said: (IP 88.109.229.34) |
Dubya and Connie Rice |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Together thought "It WOULD be nice" |
| Myke Lucas said: (IP 209.26.232.74) |
To have more than one world |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.99) |
With the star-n-stripes unfurled |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.224.237.98) |
Where everyone salutes the flag twice |
| Cocker said: (IP 88.109.229.34) |
There once was a man with three balls |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
Outside his pawn shop by St Paul's |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
though his scrotum was thick |
| Billy Jonze said: (IP 130.63.92.207) |
he had a small dick |
| yummo said: (IP 64.56.110.145) |
which he used on his merchandise- dolls! |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 64.56.110.145) |
I've suddenly come down with the flu, |
| Melissa said: (IP 205.188.116.70) |
My doctor won't tell me what to do |
| barbara k said: (IP 72.241.103.21) |
She hasn't a cure |
| Billie (obvious next line!!) said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
This is hell, for sure |
| Dr Dofuckall said: (IP 88.109.229.34) |
I just sit all day on the loo! |
| Dr DO FUCKALL said: (IP 88.109.229.34) |
Hells bells I've caught an STD |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
think I'll send it to my wife FTD |
| Ralphy said: (IP 68.91.148.56) |
She has it I bet |
| Melissa said: (IP 64.12.117.15) |
She better not fret |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
When I tell her I got it from Sadie |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
The blonde in just her knickers was a beauty |
| randolph said: (IP 68.94.146.138) |
All of her life, folks said she's such a cutie. |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 152.163.100.205) |
But, a secret she hid; |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
'Coz by honor she was bid |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
Every night she must play my pink flutey |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
But I try not to cum in her mouth |
| anal defect band member said: (IP 80.41.61.120) |
If I swallow, the semen heads south |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
So as she plays my flute |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 64.12.116.137) |
I put the porno on mute |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
And my thexy thcreamth ring round the houth |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
I wrote that last line with a lisp |
| anal defect band member said: (IP 80.47.18.79) |
Do you remember "Willo the Wisp?" |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Was his pecker big or small? |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 64.12.116.143) |
I wouldn't know at all... |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
Actually it was too limp to be crisp |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.219) |
In my bed, as I awoke, was a handsome stranger |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.99) |
A real stud, mind you - not a 'home-on-the-range'-er |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.135) |
But just when we were having fun |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
In walked a fat nun |
| anal defect band member said: (IP 80.41.13.248) |
And sang "Away In A Manger" |
| anal defect band member said: (IP 80.41.13.248) |
Just got a peep of a pee-pee |
| orange banna said: (IP 24.96.251.144) |
But it was't by me-me |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 152.163.100.132) |
So, it stands, they're gay |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.42) |
For their souls we pray |
| Pssssssssss said: (IP 88.109.229.34) |
In remembrance of Robert E Lee! |
| hooooooooooo said: (IP 88.109.229.34) |
A vag with out a bush is for me |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 152.163.100.74) |
To access one you must have the right key |
| shelllllyyyyyy said: (IP 86.42.98.18) |
if you give it a pop |
| lemanuel said: (IP 68.94.146.138) |
You might as well stop |
| anal defect drummer said: (IP 80.47.53.190) |
And revert to one that's hair-ee |
| anal defect drummer said: (IP 80.47.53.190) |
her voice made my pubic hairs curl |
| Melissa said: (IP 205.188.116.202) |
But her face made me want to hurl |
| Richard schwenk said: (IP 58.167.49.207) |
She dressed like an emo |
| anal defect drummer said: (IP 80.43.15.197) |
Spoke like captain Nemo |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And thundered - "You swine, me pearl!" |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
In a few weeks it will be spring |
| Tonyinuae said: (IP 67.72.98.26) |
A season that makes people sing |
| anal defect drummer said: (IP 80.43.96.171) |
Think I'll shear a few sheep |
| Karl Simpson said: (IP 86.30.40.143) |
and then go to bed and sleep |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 205.188.117.6) |
then embark on a spring-time fling. |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 205.188.117.10) |
I fucked those dwarves, that's right, all seven |
| Doc said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
Though my knob's a bit sore I'm in heaven |
| Choo said: (IP 125.239.38.167) |
It took all day, but overall the decay |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I must say, for a roll in the hay |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.206.223) |
Next time,honest, I hope they'd be ten . |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.206.223) |
I reckon my brain starts to melt |
| Melissa said: (IP 64.12.116.7) |
When ever I don't wear my seat belt |
| tonyinuae said: (IP 67.72.98.126) |
So I now buckle up |
| Justin said: (IP 72.91.159.252) |
so now i should go get-er |
| Keith{Do you understand the rules Justin} said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
My brains ace because I'm a Celt |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
But back to the dwarves and Snow White |
| anal defect guitarist said: (IP 80.41.6.62) |
Oh to remain upright all night |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.196.180.118) |
Some blue pills might come in handy |
| Melissa said: (IP 205.188.116.134) |
To make the night great and dandy |
| robbie said: (IP 59.100.242.216) |
until she got into a fight |
| robbie said: (IP 59.100.242.216) |
suck |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
1. Robbie's just proved he's an ape 2. With brains the size of a grape |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 64.56.110.145) |
Each day he sniffs butt |
| keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
Come Robbie tut tut |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 64.56.110.145) |
Now act like a normal homeosape. |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 64.56.110.145) |
I wish I weren't working today |
| Melissa said: (IP 152.163.100.16) |
For my job really does not pay |
| Jasmine said: (IP 24.108.182.49) |
But at least I'm alive |
| kathy picot said: (IP 71.70.212.128) |
'Tho I live in a dive |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 64.56.110.145) |
I'd rather go outside and play. |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 64.56.110.145) |
'Tis morning and yet I'm still drunk, |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.45.31) |
Gawd! Stop swivelling this bunk |
| keithbanana@hotmail.com said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
I drank too much brandy |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Which has made me randy |
| Maureen said: (IP 69.231.169.49) |
I need me a right studly hunk! |
| Maureen said: (IP 69.231.169.49) |
There once was a frog prince named Louie |
| Channi said: (IP 213.196.250.254) |
Who didn't like fudges too chewy |
| Melissa said: (IP 64.12.117.12) |
Most days he would sleep |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.72) |
And oddly, snore "Beep-beep!" |
| Mrs. O'C said: (IP 169.227.253.3) |
Until his croak became quite gooey. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.217.169.5) |
I wish I could cook those stupid Yorkshires, |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 64.12.116.66) |
though cruelty to pets may cause "anti" yard fires. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Even on wet, rainy days |
| anonymous said: (IP 71.146.198.53) |
they would perform plays |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.188.78) |
Instead of building one I'll build two pyres. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.188.78) |
Did you know that Koreans like dogmeat? |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 64.56.110.145) |
Surely there's something more tasty to eat! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Like lizards and snails |
| Melissa said: (IP 205.188.117.6) |
Or maybe some whales |
| thingy said: (IP 88.110.248.8) |
But to them woking your dog is neat! |
| Kimsuksoff said: (IP 88.110.248.8) |
Last night I my dog I did wok, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.7) |
1. Last night I really worked my dog 2. We started easy, then went the whole hog |
| Keith -(What was wrong with the opening given) said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
He started to pant |
| FRED IS RED said: (IP 75.74.4.55) |
then i pissed in my pants |
| Billie (the opening line was ungrammatical and made no sense!) said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And wet myself down to my clogs |
| Billie (Now let's construct a PROPER limerick) said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
The glam redhead riding bareback said "Stop!" |
| Melissa said: (IP 152.163.101.9) |
She had seen a sign for a gift shop |
| Mack said: (IP 71.231.246.200) |
a sex toy she would buy |
| s;ldgjk said: (IP 75.89.68.18) |
for he was naked like a sex partner |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.117.67) |
get your head out of your ass you fuck up ! |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.116.8) |
You have the brain of a monkey on crack ! |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.117.10) |
Now let's try to get this ditty on track |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.8) |
Shall it be smutty or clean? |
| noname said: (IP 88.110.248.8) |
Or is it gonna be soft of mean? |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
Swear words it is sure to lack |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
Hurrah - I'm off work for ten days |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I'll watch porn adaptations of Shakespeare's plays |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 64.56.110.145) |
Some tricks I shall learn |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
To make her a** burn |
| Some guy said: (IP 58.167.49.207) |
I'll be masturbating every day |
| Some guy said: (IP 58.167.49.207) |
there once was an idiotic dildo |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.66) |
Who said "Some guy I WILL do" |
| Melissa said: (IP 64.12.116.135) |
A few months went by |
| Lexy said: (IP 71.228.50.107) |
who loves her dog named molly |
| anal defect fan said: (IP 80.41.44.53) |
This shit doesn't rhyme you mojo |
| anal defect fan said: (IP 80.41.44.53) |
Oh tickle my arse with a feather |
| Justin said: (IP 72.91.159.252) |
Oh, how it thought it to be clever |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
Scratch my scrotum with grass |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.202.159) |
Have a pee in this glass |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.34) |
And have a roll in the hay with Heather |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.68) |
As I peeped through her bathroom's keyhole |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
I saw her playing with her pee-hole |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.141.154) |
Suddenly, someone kicked me |
| Melissa said: (IP 152.163.100.139) |
They insisted that I should flee |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.70) |
Or else I'd get reamed by a large pole!!! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.42) |
Occasionally, when I'm totally hungover |
| Justin said: (IP 72.91.159.252) |
I go off and fuck my dog rover |
| anonymous said: (IP 72.187.113.29) |
wow this is very dumb |
| WOW said: (IP 72.91.159.252) |
Wow, This Poem Is For A Homosexual Bum |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.116.11) |
so should I just drop my pants now and bend over ? |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.116.74) |
As I walked through the park one fine day |
| Old Man said: (IP 24.247.150.75) |
I thought "Darn it! There must be some way" |
| Keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
To fuck in the flowers |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.135) |
With pretty Sally Bowers |
| Lauren said: (IP 141.216.1.4) |
without my ugly wife in the way |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.78.122) |
Finally ,those Yorshires taste all right |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.5) |
The first batch I made were a real fright |
| keith said: (IP 213.105.224.18) |
They just didn't rise |
| Carmen said: (IP 74.122.121.246) |
Before the sunrise |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.11.60) |
Trying to rhyme this damn thing all night. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.11.60) |
Just returned from land down under, |
| Coley said: (IP 124.148.42.23) |
To find that I'd made quite a blunder |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.11.60) |
Ate a Kiwi for lunch, |
| Bruno said: (IP 71.2.205.223) |
And grapes by the bunch |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 64.56.110.145) |
Will I ever get off this toilet...I wonder |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 64.56.110.145) |
St. Patty's Day is drawing near |
| jamie said: (IP 71.240.110.215) |
Let us all dress up to look quite queer |
| Sam said: (IP 24.206.244.84) |
we can dance to and fro |
| Kurt said: (IP 76.168.114.145) |
And once plastered we'll blow |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.200.40) |
Some grass then grope about for alka selzer. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.200.40) |
Why do people really enjoy obscenity? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Because they (mistakenly) think they're witty |
| anon said: (IP 88.110.248.8) |
Like the circus lady with two twats and one titty |
| Billie (to the rescue!!) said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
3. To pen something lewd 4. And have it construed |
| hi said: (IP 70.227.163.168) |
CHEESE |
| SnowWhite- since when did alka seltzer rhyme with near? said: (IP 64.56.110.145) |
I'm sick of these idiots screwing up rhyme |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.137) |
They do it everyday, time after time |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.196.245.132) |
Sorry, errare humanum est |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
So said the limerick-pest |
| this limerick is awful said: (IP 88.111.110.193) |
Who was forced to suck a lime. |
| Patrick Malloy said: (IP 88.111.110.193) |
Saturday will be St Paddy's day, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.101) |
To celebrate, our own special way |
| jamie said: (IP 71.240.110.215) |
so plant your peas and take a bath |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.169.164.65) |
IIt's time to have a great big laugh |
| Doyal said: (IP 68.92.112.92) |
And drink the draughts of Irish luck - whadda ya say? |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.201.213.160) |
Being stabbed in the back is really painfull |
| anonymous said: (IP 195.137.105.182) |
And stabbing someone is disdainful |
| cyanide-kisses said: (IP 80.41.67.53) |
although it is fun |
| juliana said: (IP 201.21.93.240) |
you'll feel bad when you're done |
| bob smith said: (IP 65.189.50.162) |
hi |
| Melissa said: (IP 205.188.117.7) |
Ruining limericks should not be a hobby |
| sams said: (IP 68.92.112.92) |
Folks who do it are border-line snobby |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.133) |
Call them what they are - GITS |
| Lord Byron said: (IP 88.111.78.202) |
I just hope that their faces have zits |
| randolph said: (IP 68.92.112.92) |
So what do you want, Ahmed Chalabi? |
| LOrd byron said: (IP 88.111.78.202) |
She squeezed her zits to no avail, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And then let out a tearful wail |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.9) |
"Boo-hoo-hoo" she cried |
| person said: (IP 208.101.173.140) |
But then stepped back and sighed |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.252.34.241) |
i guess i will just wear a veil |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.67) |
I'm feeling really blue but I don't know why |
| manners said: (IP 68.92.112.92) |
Come sit close to me, together we'll sigh |
| Mr Viagra said: (IP 88.110.139.188) |
Last night my hard-on didn't last long |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And as a result, it all went wrong |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 86.196.244.83) |
So....Cognac,whisky,vodka or rye? |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.200.202.32) |
If the trash can is full,we should stop filling it |
| Billy the scaffie said: (IP 88.110.139.188) |
Or the local council will have a fit |
| Mr Mark W Clayton said: (IP 81.132.2.90) |
So recycle your waste |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
dont shit in haste |
| Green planet said: (IP 88.111.119.39) |
And for the planet your'e doin your bit! |
| God knows said: (IP 88.111.119.39) |
The dunny is clogged full of shit |
| anal defect lead singer said: (IP 80.43.11.184) |
And I've fallen in arse over tit |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
But though I'm upside-down |
| anal defect lead singer said: (IP 212.139.48.166) |
And that shit looks so brown |
| Billie (barf!!) said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I'm still going in there to do my bit |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
My man's just said he no longer loves me |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.130) |
And there's someone else that he's begun to see |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I'm upset, in a right state |
| Justin said: (IP 72.91.159.252) |
Oh, How Much I Hate |
| left said: (IP 88.111.119.39) |
I'll murder him just you wait and see! |
| Poor me said: (IP 88.111.119.39) |
I'm all alone sad and depressed |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.104.101) |
Try red french wines ; remenber : red..... |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.69) |
Need ideas to win him back |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.203.104.101) |
Just give him the sack |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I can't. Without him I'd be dead |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I planned a romantic holiday, but he doesn't want to go |
| Wen said: (IP 67.101.154.38) |
I'm a skier; he's skittish of snow |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I'm unhappy, I'm blue |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.104) |
And I don't know what to do |
| Constantin said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Take me along - I'm willing, you know |
| Constantin said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Fast and furiously the fucked all night |
| FFFFFFFFFFFFF said: (IP 88.111.119.39) |
When they stopped it was light |
| m said: (IP 83.71.16.94) |
for want of some lotion |
| Moon said: (IP 66.191.218.117) |
to get back in the motion |
| hadebanger said: (IP 88.111.119.39) |
And bang away with all their might! |
| MasterBates said: (IP 88.111.119.39) |
He thrashed the head of it once again |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.132) |
Beacause that was the custom in Spain |
| JUM! said: (IP 88.110.219.58) |
That purple head was turning red |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And some jizz was being shed |
| spunky said: (IP 88.110.219.58) |
All over his bedsheet was stain! |
| Spunky said: (IP 88.110.219.58) |
He liked to wank and shoot his load, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.5) |
To try and keep warm when it snowed |
| m said: (IP 86.40.159.19) |
all covered in mess |
| Justin said: (IP 72.91.159.116) |
to which he must confess |
| Havin a tug said: (IP 88.110.219.58) |
All his oats were welland truly sowed |
| clitsRus said: (IP 88.110.219.58) |
She rubbed her clit to get it moist |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Then spread her legs atop a hoist |
| wetfanny said: (IP 88.110.219.58) |
The dildo was primed and ready to insert |
| Billie (obvious next line!!) said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
She said "Get on with it, Bert!" |
| framistan said: (IP 64.217.19.150) |
Or you'll have to defer to a ceiling joist. |
| Doyal said: (IP 64.217.19.150) |
If you were a pincher and I were a hip |
| ZZZZZZ said: (IP 88.110.210.209) |
I would be first to pull down my zip! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I've a pert little bum |
| ZhouYu said: (IP 24.224.168.235) |
and I like to drink rum |
| Nicole said: (IP 76.100.108.86) |
Then come and have fun with my peep! |
| Nicole said: (IP 76.100.108.86) |
A boy named ben was really rich |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
his mom was a really hot bitch |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Though he had lots of dough |
| Rute said: (IP 71.161.198.82) |
He had trouble saying no |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And fell for even the lousiest pitch |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
A rich dude with no brains would be perfect for me |
| Gold digger said: (IP 88.110.2.208) |
It's his money that turns me on with glee |
| catriona said: (IP 85.240.18.146) |
I asked him for a ring |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.80.154.153) |
'stead he whipped out his thing |
| golddigger said: (IP 88.110.2.208) |
And stuck it up my arse to pee. |
| Bunnykins said: (IP 88.110.2.208) |
The Easter Bunny was getting randy |
| Ralphus said: (IP 64.217.19.150) |
So he kept some KY handy. |
| Bunnykins said: (IP 88.110.2.208) |
A female rabbit was what he was after, |
| Scott Curts said: (IP 68.56.136.139) |
So to prevent a big disaster |
| anonymous said: (IP 81.178.95.54) |
he had a sex change done on his mate andy |
| anonymous said: (IP 81.178.95.54) |
there once was a boy named adam |
| jeff said: (IP 75.24.48.247) |
who had to ask the Madam |
| Adams wee brither said: (IP 88.111.27.72) |
How much would it cost to shoot his load |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.1) |
3. For a horny chick 4. To savour his prick |
| anonymous said: (IP 205.188.116.67) |
how much would it cost, to be with mrs. frost |
| Lynsey said: (IP 217.11.241.254) |
one day on the way to the store |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
I farted twelve times if not more |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Three people passed out |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.3) |
Two more began to shout |
| ringwraith said: (IP 216.67.61.243) |
I made it home and shut the door |
| Lana said: (IP 64.229.135.241) |
A man who loved to gamble |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
In the forest, on a ramble |
| Sammy said: (IP 88.110.222.13) |
Dropped his pants and flashed his dick |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.101) |
At the girls, which made them sick |
| ERCAY said: (IP 68.237.251.89) |
Which also made the girls scramble |
| OH YEA!! said: (IP 68.237.251.89) |
A man did his girl on the stair |
| BARBARA KAY said: (IP 71.167.212.86) |
and ripped out her hair |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.117.10) |
she fell with a bang |
| margerate sole said: (IP 64.12.116.17) |
when she heard the doorbell clang |
| jane hess said: (IP 64.12.116.76) |
and ran away with her bear |
| emmie speilfogel said: (IP 64.12.117.7) |
there once was a funny clown |
| louise said: (IP 195.93.21.42) |
who liked to suck clits upside down |
| Moose said: (IP 86.140.55.196) |
he played with his knob |
| Helenaarwen said: (IP 195.34.67.214) |
but soon he started to sob |
| loose said: (IP 88.111.6.238) |
Because his was the smallest in town! |
| Dr Zeuss said: (IP 88.111.6.238) |
A cock and a fanny go together is a fact |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 64.56.110.145) |
I honestly like getting caught in the act |
| Doc said: (IP 88.111.6.238) |
I always try to make them scream |
| jerzy hooch said: (IP 205.188.116.18) |
while down their throats i shoot my cream |
| peezemaker said: (IP 88.109.247.31) |
Then I make my pact |
| duh said: (IP 88.109.247.31) |
The Poofs of this world are bent and gay |
| Wen said: (IP 68.164.34.24) |
And I'm glad when they come out to play |
| yeehah said: (IP 88.109.247.31) |
They all enter by the back door |
| anonymous said: (IP 82.37.216.123) |
yhjr hhiug bubu jhgyg fggg nthhgtjuf hgytg ffvhufhrhfjghgh fhgfug |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
4. And scream for more 5. Until they get to have it their way |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I'm back from a holiday, tanned and brown |
| Miriam said: (IP 77.49.23.44) |
With the blight, I fear I am cursed |
| Miriam is so wrong said: (IP 88.109.247.31) |
Cursed doesn't rhyme with brown you twat |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Before you limericize, give it a thought!! |
| Wullie Shakespeare said: (IP 88.109.247.31) |
When U swim don't effng drown! |
| Shagger said: (IP 88.109.247.31) |
I lost my virginity to a bit of a slut, |
| Robert Shears said: (IP 195.93.21.36) |
Around the back of the Burger-King hut, |
| featherlite said: (IP 80.43.111.30) |
when the bubble went pop |
| Cathy said: (IP 129.112.109.252) |
I noticed the cop |
| Queerguy said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Who was all eyes on my tight-ass butt |
| Queerguy said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
When you're in a tight spot what CAN you do? |
| dinnaken said: (IP 88.110.170.158) |
Laugh, cry your in deep poo! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
You gotta get out, but how? |
| anh thu said: (IP 203.162.3.155) |
and never ever, use his folk |
| featherlite said: (IP 80.43.98.77) |
just wallow in shame with a brew |
| featherlite said: (IP 80.43.98.77) |
my camel's toe has a crevice so deep |
| mustapha said: (IP 88.110.170.158) |
Oh my god, allah and that other creep |
| featherlite said: (IP 212.139.49.188) |
it's pubic hair free |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Down to my knee |
| featherlite said: (IP 212.139.191.232) |
It's enough to make grown men weep |
| featherlite said: (IP 80.41.0.94) |
I'm fingering the groove of my camel toe (woooo!) |
| Gail said: (IP 69.76.46.59) |
First very fast, then a little slow |
| P jentoft said: (IP 76.83.82.35) |
in and out and side to side |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Close your eyes, enjoy the ride |
| featherlite said: (IP 80.47.9.114) |
And watch that hard-on grow! |
| featherlite said: (IP 80.47.9.114) |
my clitoris juts out like a rock in the surf |
| clitlicker said: (IP 88.110.208.238) |
Are you bragging or complaining or in the hurf? |
| featherlite said: (IP 80.41.53.81) |
It's an invite, clitlicker |
| Billie (obvious next line!!) said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
'Cos it's tastier than Snicker |
| paul coxon said: (IP 195.93.21.66) |
so come on guys theres no need to bicker |
| paul coxon said: (IP 195.93.21.69) |
there was a young lady from dunoon. |
| featherlite said: (IP 80.41.44.238) |
Who could touch her minge with a spoon |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Twirl it on her finger |
| twat-twiddler said: (IP 88.110.208.238) |
And that finger did linger |
| featherlite said: (IP 212.139.218.138) |
My ejaculation went as far as the moon |
| featherlite said: (IP 212.139.218.138) |
Camel toes are 'in' just now |
| Jeff Johnson said: (IP 68.216.197.82) |
But not those resemblin' a cow |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
This is going on f'rever, methinks |
| Josh Rochester said: (IP 24.77.63.114) |
'haps if we're lucky, she'll shrink |
| Someone said: (IP 202.61.166.63) |
I think i'll go get some right now |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.104) |
Though I was really not looking forward to it |
| mcgreen said: (IP 86.153.200.246) |
I could not touch it so I blew it |
| Bill said: (IP 81.76.118.30) |
the doctor said wait |
| anonymous said: (IP 192.160.165.63) |
he came way too late |
| Zzzzzzzzzzz said: (IP 88.110.208.238) |
And turned blue in a fit |
| Monica said: (IP 88.110.208.238) |
An intern bit of the Presidents Dick |
| Alice Potigny said: (IP 81.20.182.106) |
Who had a humungous dog |
| Monica said: (IP 88.110.110.164) |
She spat ot out and didn't swallow |
| Mon said: (IP 88.111.42.95) |
Coz her skin was very sallow |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
She then felt a little bit sick |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
I've just bought some cream for my piles |
| Clara Parker said: (IP 165.21.155.13) |
Before my sister smudged it on the tiles |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
It came in useful last night |
| Jeff said: (IP 209.250.173.197) |
As we did fight |
| Trish Santer said: (IP 172.188.123.207) |
It helped me to jump over stiles |
| Trish Santer said: (IP 172.188.123.207) |
Oh no, it's my turn to get started |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.40) |
Said the whore, but instead she farted |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
But clear through the haze |
| whoremaster said: (IP 88.110.191.48) |
Her trick was to amaze |
| Loren said: (IP 64.12.116.69) |
and now she is so broken hearted! |
| Mr Woo said: (IP 88.110.191.48) |
Mary sat by the garden gate |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Nursing her broken heart, in wait |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 83.193.187.135) |
o |
| MingoMongo said: (IP 195.93.21.68) |
Where is my fishing bait? |
| Miss Moo said: (IP 88.110.191.48) |
Lesbians she does hate |
| POOSH said: (IP 88.110.191.48) |
The last limerick was really fucked up. |
| Billie (Now let's construct a PROPER limerick) said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Let's ensure THIS one's not mucked up |
| steini said: (IP 194.144.17.96) |
lets make this good |
| Hey hey hey said: (IP 88.110.191.48) |
Not very clean but F****g crude! |
| Wen said: (IP 67.100.107.238) |
Or crumple it, and plug the duct up. |
| BBC said: (IP 128.119.195.239) |
there was an old man from bombay |
| Gupta said: (IP 88.109.195.92) |
Fancied a lass he would like to lay |
| joe said: (IP 68.0.35.162) |
he tripped on an egg |
| Oakley said: (IP 152.133.7.135) |
for his leg was a peg |
| Gupta Singh! said: (IP 88.109.195.92) |
And this happened on the last day of May |
| Mustaphashit. said: (IP 88.109.195.92) |
A Ruby Murray is cockney for curry |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.6) |
As long as you can get it, don't worry |
| Breanna said: (IP 142.167.65.223) |
He Likes his curry Hot. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Like the fiery Hottentot |
| Iqbal Latiff said: (IP 88.109.195.92) |
Left for a week in the oven it becomes furry |
| curryman said: (IP 88.109.195.92) |
Got the shots form a dodgy curry |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.230.180.151) |
And they ran to the loo in a hurry |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.100) |
Oh, what a relief!! |
| poppadumdum said: (IP 88.109.195.92) |
It musta been cat and not beef |
| Hunter Brewster said: (IP 24.144.57.123) |
Now I do not have to worry |
| Gupta Sink said: (IP 88.109.195.92) |
That dodgy curry gave me the runs |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And I've been letting off guns |
| anonymous said: (IP 69.230.180.151) |
hopefully, one day |
| Chapati Chappie said: (IP 88.109.195.92) |
Before the end of May |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I'll deliver one that REALLY stuns!! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
How do you deal with a two-timing man? |
| alex said: (IP 210.246.44.179) |
And what makes you think that you can? |
| hoohah said: (IP 88.109.195.92) |
You get your revenge by shagging his mate |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I like the idea - sounds great! |
| curt said: (IP 207.202.229.39) |
then go to Cancun for a great lookin' tan! |
| Aayush said: (IP 59.95.108.75) |
There was a wrestler from Patna |
| anonymous said: (IP 58.107.13.125) |
who had a big shatna |
| anon said: (IP 88.109.195.92) |
The smell lingered and lingered. |
| Billie (barf!!) said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
After they all had fingered |
| ANON said: (IP 88.110.162.109) |
It came from the arse of Gandhi-mahatma |
| Do you really wanna know? said: (IP 88.110.162.109) |
Red is for danger |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
I'm game, handsome stranger |
| Cynthia said: (IP 71.211.156.58) |
So what do you want to do? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Try a new move in kung-fu |
| Alex said: (IP 65.185.161.189) |
Than you will be the best ranger |
| ALex said: (IP 65.185.161.189) |
There was a cat from the jungle |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Who desired every limerick to bungle |
| Amy said: (IP 74.36.199.124) |
He once at a fish |
| Oliver Wade said: (IP 81.97.201.98) |
Cried; please, grant my wish! |
| besure said: (IP 122.167.198.203) |
If not, I'll never go back to the jungle! |
| besure said: (IP 122.167.198.203) |
If it wasn't for these twisted rhymes... |
| Mary Beth White said: (IP 67.163.122.246) |
I would certainly have alot more time |
| dododod said: (IP 88.110.209.185) |
I wouldn't have to tax my brain |
| CURT said: (IP 207.202.229.39) |
I wouldn't have missed my train |
| Peter said: (IP 88.110.209.185) |
And my shoes would have a glossy shine! |
| Pornodreamer said: (IP 88.110.209.185) |
Last night I had a very explicit dream |
| ? said: (IP 68.39.132.238) |
everyone knows what i mean. |
| Joe said: (IP 24.8.188.10) |
it had a large bear |
| dreamsrus said: (IP 88.109.251.105) |
It was so fucking huge with brown hair, |
| REL_Dude said: (IP 80.178.20.6) |
And it looked kind of like Martin Sheen |
| Ophirman said: (IP 80.178.20.6) |
she's doing the dishes right now |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.135) |
I can see her panties - oh wow! |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.34) |
Something's a bit wet down there |
| beecur said: (IP 210.246.32.50) |
It's either the dishcloth or hair |
| shaggerman said: (IP 88.109.6.40) |
I am just wondering HOW? |
| Mrs P Lonker said: (IP 88.109.6.40) |
Peter the plonker had a tiny tiny cock, |
| doyal said: (IP 67.65.249.212) |
The ladies always found it to be a great shock. |
| BIG DIK said: (IP 88.109.6.40) |
Two inches hard and one inch soft |
| Eric Bacelo said: (IP 67.71.39.199) |
Why in the world was he brought? |
| krissy said: (IP 74.110.246.35) |
he's just another embarassement |
| Krissy_shawty said: (IP 74.110.246.35) |
there once was a girl called spazzy |
| zzzzzzzzzzzz said: (IP 88.110.199.219) |
That's not nice you bazzie |
| Dirtymind said: (IP 195.93.21.3) |
Who gave free licks |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.72) |
But just for kicks |
| Mario said: (IP 193.252.49.199) |
and the street is crowded with paparazzis |
| curt lundine said: (IP 207.202.229.39) |
That dirty old ditch-digger Dan |
| Nacho said: (IP 71.100.10.98) |
dug morning until night began |
| Clovis Bucich said: (IP 146.164.33.59) |
He was so unkind |
| MAGPIE said: (IP 81.79.213.46) |
it was quite hard to find |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.98) |
A shovel, much less a dust-pan! |
| Yehahhh said: (IP 88.110.199.219) |
I get tostart this bit of a ditty |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.41) |
While I was alone and horny, there's the pity.. |
| Lonelyboy said: (IP 88.110.199.219) |
I could have done with some female company |
| lee said: (IP 75.60.229.142) |
But it was just my hand and me |
| master bates said: (IP 88.110.199.219) |
I cold have done with a ride on a titty! |
| I've got one said: (IP 88.110.199.219) |
There once was a man with no penis |
| Nacho said: (IP 71.100.10.98) |
but lack of it made him a genious. |
| John Crouch said: (IP 70.18.235.190) |
He procured a small penguin |
| Paul Williams said: (IP 82.153.135.69) |
which was great at ten-pin |
| Yuppie said: (IP 88.109.23.32) |
And his father ran off with a girl called Venus |
| Woohooo said: (IP 88.109.23.32) |
"Soon it will be my wedding day,"said the bride. |
| curt said: (IP 207.202.229.39) |
Alas, tis so , the groom sadly cried! |
| Simon said: (IP 195.99.138.2) |
They took to the alter |
| Doyal said: (IP 67.65.249.212) |
And read from the Psalter |
| The groom said: (IP 88.109.183.5) |
She couldn't wait to legally ride! |
| The Best man said: (IP 88.109.183.5) |
Her wedding night started with a bang!! |
| The groom said: (IP 88.109.122.81) |
He took of her g string and it went twang, |
| The Middle said: (IP 202.45.119.41) |
It hit the groom's eye |
| Not shagged said: (IP 88.109.122.81) |
So he was offski bye de bye |
| Curt said: (IP 207.202.229.39) |
and he went out to hang with his gang |
| Nine Atoms said: (IP 24.245.62.250) |
There once was a man with a world map |
| Zi-n said: (IP 198.20.32.253) |
he had a big map |
| Curt said: (IP 207.202.229.39) |
why is the concept so hard for you dolts? |
| haha n00b!@ said: (IP 198.20.32.253) |
YOU'RE THE DOLT! |
| Zippy said: (IP 88.109.122.81) |
You all deserve the ZAP! |
| Zippy said: (IP 88.109.122.81) |
Limerick writing is an art, |
| curt said: (IP 207.202.229.39) |
a clever twist, it should impart |
| apg said: (IP 220.227.68.188) |
It's not that easy you see |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.3) |
To rhyme words for free |
| Nacho said: (IP 71.100.161.151) |
still rewarding to make it sound smart! |
| Nacho said: (IP 71.100.161.151) |
Luke I daresay I'm your father |
| Sonny said: (IP 88.110.210.229) |
But don't get all in a lather |
| CURT said: (IP 207.202.229.39) |
'CAUSE YOUR MOM SAID "GET LOST"! |
| Hoohar said: (IP 88.110.210.229) |
Over the years it has been at great cost, |
| Hookeypookey said: (IP 88.109.216.71) |
Then I'll blow your head off with my Walther! |
| Me said: (IP 88.109.216.71) |
Her legs were spread and ready for sex |
| richi said: (IP 80.193.11.241) |
with her boobs tied up with some flex |
| Aine Daly said: (IP 86.132.239.124) |
so she got her self wet |
| Me said: (IP 88.109.216.71) |
So it was game match and set |
| Kyle said: (IP 66.14.190.17) |
That's how I left her ready forTex |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.109.216.71) |
She lay on her back ready for him |
| Rina said: (IP 65.215.204.253) |
The room seemed be awfully dim |
| CURT said: (IP 207.202.229.39) |
she smelled like a skunk |
| Big Boab said: (IP 88.109.216.71) |
And from the top bunk |
| Vicks said: (IP 69.177.7.117) |
He emerged, smelling of her quim. |
| Little ol wine drinker me said: (IP 88.111.48.92) |
I've just shared a bottle of plonk |
| Nine Atoms said: (IP 71.195.36.149) |
With a creature that calls itself "Zonk." |
| BIG Man said: (IP 88.111.48.92) |
That creature had two twats.. |
| bob said: (IP 66.75.202.20) |
his blood had formed a clo t |
| yeehaaa said: (IP 88.111.48.92) |
Which makes us wanna bonk |
| Mr Brown said: (IP 88.111.48.92) |
Mrs Brown went to town to spend her money |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Got done by a bunch of faggots who thought it funny |
| Mr Brown said: (IP 88.109.114.132) |
They should have known she knew karate |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Ju-jitsu, kung-fu and yes, savate |
| dod said: (IP 88.109.114.132) |
Kicked the shit out of them: then told her sonny! |
| HooHarrrr said: (IP 88.109.114.132) |
Bill Clinton has given up oral |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
He took an oath and swore before all |
| cheryl said: (IP 71.236.206.213) |
that he'd never again |
| HooHaa said: (IP 88.109.201.233) |
Suck the dicks of men |
| Nacho said: (IP 71.100.161.151) |
And that is one hell of a moral. |
| Sarah Wrigley said: (IP 124.197.7.203) |
There once was a man who grew figs |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.109.201.233) |
He lived with his lover in digs |
| grace w said: (IP 124.186.238.223) |
they baked a big pie |
| Lynn Banfield said: (IP 86.146.241.22) |
Played a game of eye spy |
| Rachel said: (IP 24.18.101.37) |
Said the guy, "I spy...a couple of pigs!" |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.18.101.37) |
There once was a dealer from Tacoma |
| Karl said: (IP 86.30.38.142) |
who had the most peculiar aroma |
| Rachel said: (IP 24.18.101.37) |
"Do I smell some crack? |
| Karl said: (IP 86.30.42.183) |
coming from behind my back |
| JoEllen said: (IP 66.173.91.178) |
Or is it the shit flowing up from Sedona? |
| JoEllen said: (IP 66.173.91.178) |
On a road trip went Judy and Jim |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
And were soon joined by a strip-teaser, Kim |
| I'm back said: (IP 88.111.110.198) |
As she peeled off her kit |
| Tony said: (IP 58.166.123.169) |
Jim wriggled a bit |
| Chuck said: (IP 69.81.117.123) |
As he bit two tits on a whim. |
| Shagger said: (IP 88.111.110.198) |
Today I laid 3 gals in my bed |
| Billie said: (IP 195.10.45.139) |
Tomorrow they'll gimme some head |
| lozz said: (IP 59.101.116.170) |
stank real bad |
| shagger said: (IP 88.110.231.14) |
I'm really a Jack the lad |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.117.136) |
I think that this limerick is dead. |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.12.116.208) |
While vomitting on the veranda, |
| Zooman said: (IP 88.110.108.167) |
I saw a chimp shag a panda, |
| Joel Hanlon said: (IP 210.50.143.20) |
They had a baby, |
| Heeeeeeeeeeeee said: (IP 88.110.207.59) |
And it was an ugly baby yes ugly not just maybe |
| Lynn said: (IP 86.145.248.139) |
So they called the baby Amanda |
| Lynn said: (IP 86.145.248.139) |
I once hit a fly with my slipper |
| anonymous said: (IP 62.30.34.24) |
cos the bugger was eatin me kipper |
| anoneemoos said: (IP 88.110.207.59) |
I then pulled down my zipper |
| jonathan said: (IP 195.43.48.132) |
It said what a ripper |
| geo1 said: (IP 217.145.0.102) |
with execise you could make it a lot fitter |
| geo1 said: (IP 217.145.0.102) |
There was this lady from Malta |
| Yeehah said: (IP 88.110.207.59) |
She was sex daft and nobody could halta |
| geff said: (IP 88.109.81.240) |
Big boys small boys old and young |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
Averagely endowed, or really well hung |
| Yeehah said: (IP 88.109.81.240) |
And they weren't allowed to falta |
| Yeehah said: (IP 88.109.81.240) |
I know a gal who wasn't that fussy about how many cocks went in her pussy. |
| lord of limerick said: (IP 89.34.228.23) |
and then we study a little more |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.1.161) |
A limerick is composed of five lines dude |
| Billy said: (IP 74.229.247.138) |
And with that attitude |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.1.161) |
Good!. Let's show "Nobody" the door. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.1.161) |
"Nobodies" are the curse of this site, |
| Jock said: (IP 88.109.81.240) |
Away ya haver yer bletherin shite |
| Dreamer said: (IP 71.205.15.168) |
It takes talent to do this |
| Ray Norts said: (IP 139.168.195.250) |
while ya taking the piss |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.111.181.88) |
I think I'll go fly my kite! |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.111.181.88) |
igglety tigglety poo |
| jez-ka said: (IP 139.168.124.128) |
i have shit in my shoe |
| Simon Stainrod said: (IP 88.109.235.231) |
I know U you are Ian McCall |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.129) |
The jerk with only one ball |
| Thak fuck this lim is over! said: (IP 88.111.107.215) |
So I take it you no me too! |
| Me said: (IP 88.111.107.215) |
T'was the 23rd of May 1999 |
| bob said: (IP 90.203.38.135) |
When it only cost 5.29 |
| wee jum said: (IP 88.111.107.215) |
Was it a BJ or a shag? |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.201) |
or a deep throat gag? |
| Charlie said: (IP 128.132.176.36) |
No, just a gallon of Thunderbird wine! |
| Charlie said: (IP 128.132.176.36) |
If all the pretty girls wore Wicked Weasel Undies, |
| Kool said: (IP 88.110.47.64) |
Then all the lads would have super fun days |
| Ali said: (IP 12.214.172.56) |
While jerkin to dreams of their shoes |
| Ballsup said: (IP 195.93.21.99) |
And who's spunk dripped over who's |
| Rev. I M Jolly said: (IP 88.110.47.64) |
Every day would be like a month of Sundays |
| REV. I M Jolly said: (IP 88.110.47.64) |
It was on the 16th of August |
| Wanderer said: (IP 62.241.133.3) |
that I decided that I must |
| The Mother Superior said: (IP 88.110.47.64) |
Get an operation to increase my bust |
| Demoted to Nun said: (IP 88.111.22.31) |
OOPs I've fucked up this lim |
| kim said: (IP 212.139.78.60) |
Now i've gone bust |
| Hairy Harry said: (IP 212.139.78.60) |
She went out looking for a toyboy |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
But he was prudish and a real killjoy |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
When she took off his pants, |
| The man said: (IP 88.111.92.204) |
And attended to his wahnts, |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
He said "You're the best in Illinois!" |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
After he laid her a record five times |
| curt said: (IP 24.21.3.154) |
He repented to God for all of his crimes |
| charles pirozzi said: (IP 68.195.104.155) |
he started by praying |
| Cork said: (IP 210.246.16.137) |
I wish I was laying |
| Patman said: (IP 86.131.30.71) |
Instead of creating bad rhymes |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
When confronted with his sordid past |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
His flag went limp to half-mast |
| anonymous said: (IP 81.246.17.74) |
after doing some more thinking |
| s said: (IP 72.14.193.5) |
he kept on sinking and sinking |
| Vicki Lopez said: (IP 206.171.160.121) |
'Til he scourged it and improved his ballast. |
| Charlie said: (IP 128.132.176.36) |
OJ went to get his trophy. |
| Sean Bunton said: (IP 70.65.137.17) |
then later was stopped by the police |
| stephanie said: (IP 74.121.46.191) |
then she found a giant shoe |
| Hew's dad said: (IP 212.139.92.62) |
which was left there by Hew! |
| Jane said: (IP 24.255.49.86) |
OJ yelled out, "Oh no I've been fleeced!" |
| anonymouse said: (IP 80.254.147.52) |
Last night as she laid in her bed |
| BJ said: (IP 88.109.30.151) |
Thinking about giving her lover some head,BJ |
| JUM said: (IP 88.110.14.253) |
Will I swallow or will I spit? |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
Will I get him to lick my clit? |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.201) |
Or will he probe me where I dread? |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.106) |
On a dreary Saturday morning as I awoke |
| hehahaha said: (IP 88.111.36.168) |
I felt sick and wanted to boke |
| John said: (IP 200.241.60.200) |
But a swig of `ironbroo' |
| anonymous said: (IP 220.41.106.64) |
Let me know what I should do |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
Get the Sunday Post, hit the john with a smoke |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
She was a raving beauty but a crashing bore |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.111.94.141) |
She made a career of being a whore, |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
When she bared all |
| Paul said: (IP 88.111.94.141) |
To her nextdoor neighbour Paul, |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.24) |
He said "I wont be coming back for more" |
| anonymous said: (IP 213.42.2.24) |
There once was a man from Peru |
| Marie said: (IP 71.172.139.143) |
Who was lost late one night at the zoo |
| Jim said: (IP 65.27.232.42) |
When an amorous llama |
| shit said: (IP 220.240.130.35) |
gave a big bumma |
| No name said: (IP 88.110.97.18) |
And knocked him unconscious for U |
| No name said: (IP 88.110.97.18) |
The fart he rendered was loud and smelly |
| Nicola O'Toole said: (IP 86.136.215.20) |
So he collected the smell in a welly |
| Nicola O Toole's grandaddy said: (IP 88.111.184.5) |
The rubber perished right away |
| Pistonbroke said: (IP 88.109.255.233) |
He thought, this is gonna cost me a days pay |
| Earth Mother said: (IP 210.55.179.188) |
Or maybe I'll just sell the telly! |
| Earth Mother said: (IP 210.55.179.188) |
Oh mi gawd we have global warming |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
And it is so disarming |
| ME said: (IP 88.109.255.233) |
One day the polars bears will cease to be |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.201) |
And limericks will go to the dogs, you'll see |
| Earth Mother said: (IP 219.88.3.50) |
Well Al Gore did give us fair warning |
| Earth Mother said: (IP 219.88.3.50) |
I once new a hippy in the sixties |
| Brindle said: (IP 81.182.168.240) |
Who could down several whiskies |
| anonymous said: (IP 68.20.2.58) |
I love pies very much |
| no way jose said: (IP 88.109.255.233) |
Said the fatboy called Hutch, |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
And loose gals who like the friskies |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
As I lay back on the bed for him |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.19.21) |
I shoulds noticed the lights were dim, |
| yoohoo said: (IP 88.109.255.233) |
It kinda hid his ugly face |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
And it was just the time and place |
| adz said: (IP 172.202.157.73) |
is there any point finishing this lim... |
| anonymous said: (IP 172.202.157.73) |
There once was a pet called adam |
| n &r said: (IP 194.35.219.100) |
whos sister was a right madam |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
But, dear Adam, the spoilt brat |
| jannes said: (IP 62.131.72.208) |
Die zij vieze vent |
| this lims fucked said: (IP 88.109.255.233) |
And he looked like Hussain...Saddam! |
| Gigggle said: (IP 88.109.255.233) |
Soon it will be time for trick or treat |
| yk said: (IP 129.59.129.201) |
So put on your costumes and hit the street |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.21.3.154) |
'cause candy is dandy |
| Lesley said: (IP 207.162.99.148) |
and goes strait to your fanny |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
Lesley's sense of rhyme is not neat |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
She said "Trick or treat!" when I opened the door |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
Her G-strings left me panting for more |
| Treater said: (IP 88.109.255.233) |
Her hairy snatch was very inviting |
| Earth Mother said: (IP 210.55.46.219) |
But she saw he was ugly and not too exciting |
| Tricker said: (IP 88.111.7.12) |
So she told him, " go find a whore"! |
| Tricker said: (IP 88.111.7.12) |
He then went to looke for a whore |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.137) |
He thought he'd find one by the corner store |
| Nookie said: (IP 88.111.7.12) |
But he didn't and went to a bar |
| Kerbcrawler said: (IP 88.109.136.78) |
He founs her and they did the biz in his car |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
An' havin' done that, he wanted some more |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
Lil' Johnny Brook with a book in his hand |
| General Booth. said: (IP 88.109.136.78) |
Was marching along with the Sally Army Band |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
When he saw Randy Ann |
| Kev said: (IP 211.131.138.180) |
He hatched a plan |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
And swapped his book for his gland! |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
Lil' Johnny Brook flicked a condom |
| D. U . Rex! said: (IP 88.109.136.78) |
Hoping to fill it with some cum |
| abby tamagotchi said: (IP 88.110.147.202) |
he stuck it over then got killed by a bull dozer... |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
3. He then stuck it over 4. The schlong of his dog, Rover |
| Barf!! said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
And let it in, with a sigh, into his bum!! |
| Rock hard said: (IP 88.109.136.78) |
Today I woke up with a stiffy, |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
Got my hand to it in a jiffy |
| Master Bates said: (IP 88.109.136.78) |
Moved it vigourously up and down |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
While jogging in the market town |
| Paddywhacker said: (IP 88.111.137.211) |
Ended up getting thrown in the River Liffey |
| Maltdrinker said: (IP 88.111.137.211) |
Shazza the lesbo was an ugly cow |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
But she always had dates, I dunno how |
| Deanna said: (IP 76.160.69.188) |
some aid she was really a bull |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
And her balls are always full |
| jay said: (IP 196.25.255.195) |
all you can say here "wow" |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
I need to get it off with a handsome stranger |
| maverick said: (IP 81.98.37.175) |
And to hell with it all and the danger, |
| Bareback Rider said: (IP 88.111.137.211) |
No condom, risk getting an STD |
| anonymous said: (IP 81.98.37.175) |
Aids, syphilis or VD |
| anon said: (IP 66.168.45.135) |
and our son will be born in a manger. |
| The Rev said: (IP 88.111.137.211) |
Woke up this morning, got a shock! |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Though it was not yet six o'clock |
| Earth Mother said: (IP 210.54.206.217) |
In a flash I remembered |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
That Lil' Johnny Brook had dismembered |
| The Rev said: (IP 88.111.137.211) |
Now he's got a twat in place of a cock! |
| The Rev said: (IP 88.111.137.211) |
That Lil' dismembered Johnny Brook , |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
Ne'er seen or heard of such a crook! |
| Matt said: (IP 124.182.141.11) |
He got thrown in jail |
| LouiePicoo said: (IP 202.169.222.147) |
And Shat During Hail |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
Although the jailer gave him a dirty look |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
We'd a murder in the hotel on my honeymoon!! |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
An' all due to Lil' Johnny Brook - the goon |
| Mr Dee said: (IP 88.109.1.181) |
Shot his girlfriend instead of his load, |
| Mrs Dee said: (IP 172.207.82.148) |
And then he kissed a toad |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
And blew it as big as a balloon! |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
I'd a dream - there were six well-built hunks |
| anonymous said: (IP 86.149.53.56) |
two cats, two dogs and two monks |
| The stuff that nightmares come from said: (IP 88.109.1.181) |
The monks were tugging each other |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
's wonky willies - oh brother!! |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
When they got buggered by two roaring drunks |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
After that one, I don't DARE to dream..... |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
About covering my balls with whipped cream |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
And all because of that Lil' Jhonny Brook |
| The REV said: (IP 88.111.132.131) |
My sins were transgressed according to the good book, |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
This limerick leaves me wanting to scream |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
Why do idiots spoil limericks everytime? |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.19.21) |
Theydon't know the limerick rules and it's a crime, |
| Billies Mum said: (IP 88.111.132.131) |
Hang them up by the feet I say, |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
Send Lil' Johnny Brook out to play |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
Anyway their humour's not worth a dime!!! |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
Little Johnny Brook said "Me honcho, big stud" |
| adela said: (IP 81.181.81.98) |
I could never fall down in the mud |
| Dee said: (IP 172.202.83.150) |
'Tis becoz of my big tool |
| DFC said: (IP 88.109.0.195) |
That I go around acting the fool, |
| Dana said: (IP 128.240.229.67) |
And prefer running around in the Nud!! |
| Dana said: (IP 128.240.229.67) |
There once was a man from Tahoe, |
| Maverick said: (IP 81.98.37.175) |
Who got a hard on for Greta Garbo, |
| Dan said: (IP 88.109.0.195) |
But alas she wanted to be alone, |
| Maverick said: (IP 81.98.37.175) |
And not play with his bone, |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
An' so he went on a diet of Carbo. |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
Dear writers, my name's Pouting Penelope |
| Pee said: (IP 172.189.250.169) |
An' I collect shag in an envelope |
| Mee said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
Peddle my quim for a dollar |
| peeppeeepeeepeee said: (IP 24.18.184.175) |
oh this sucks ducks barney loves soulja boyises! |
| Helen Attwood said: (IP 90.199.122.196) |
And was sat on her horse and set gallopping |
| Helen Attwood said: (IP 90.199.122.196) |
I once bought a puppy called Mark |
| Tania Babb said: (IP 196.207.40.212) |
Who had an unusual bark |
| Dee said: (IP 172.212.70.144) |
He'd growl at Pouting Penelope |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
Lift up his hind leg & wee |
| Brian said: (IP 88.111.120.55) |
And hump all the guys legs for a lark |
| Brian said: (IP 88.111.120.55) |
Santa cums but once a year, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
I do no better I fear |
| hetter said: (IP 150.176.228.50) |
being naughty or nice |
| Mark Cousins said: (IP 84.67.242.16) |
He can't do it twice |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.89.174.117) |
cause his cock is stuck in his rear |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.89.174.117) |
Santa fucked an elf last night |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.159.50.225) |
the elf said it was rather nice |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
Which left Pouting Penelope panting |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Whilst holding a lantern |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
Even the thought of a 5th line gives me a fright!! |
| Now PLEASE can we have a smutty one that RHYMES?? said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
On a holiday alone, desperate for a shag.. |
| cie said: (IP 86.27.230.247) |
who would ofen be on the loo |
| No obviously not said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Spoilt limericks the dull twat |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
2. I would've done it with just any old hag 3. When I saw her, gorgeously nude |
| Maverick said: (IP 81.98.37.175) |
4. This girl it seemed was a dude, 5. And my shag was sex with a fag! |
| Maverick said: (IP 81.98.37.175) |
Santa emptied his sack in my wife, |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
I entered with a surgical-knife, |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
And sliced Santa's balls |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
And then decked the halls, |
| keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Now I'm in Alcatraz for life |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Aladdin has shagged Cinderella |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
That Arab was some kind of fella, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
As for Widow Twankee |
| Maverick said: (IP 81.98.37.175) |
She put him over her knee, |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
To Scotland you could hear him bellow. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
My limerick is not a porn site, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
I'm fed up of that vulgar old shite |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
Oh shut up you tart, |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
All poets take heart! |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
This limericks won't last all night |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Of turkey I've eaten my fill |
| Maverick said: (IP 81.98.37.175) |
And i'm all out of cheer and goodwill, |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.89.174.117) |
the Holidays do suck |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
I'm down on my luck |
| Adele (oh, no...) said: (IP 60.50.36.10) |
Time to swallow this nice little pill? |
| Adele said: (IP 60.50.36.10) |
I've been here many a year ago, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Have the limericks improved I fear O no |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
With humour that's shite |
| Maverick said: (IP 212.137.52.229) |
And rhyming that's slight, |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
And I find it has hit a new low. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
Still, there is hope for improvement now, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
I'll set a high standard I vow |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.89.174.117) |
I'll make up better lines |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Don't spoil them you swines |
| rasputin said: (IP 67.85.190.44) |
Or I swear you'll never see 'nother sow |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
That limerick was almost art |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
It's a good Hogmany to start, |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
The New Year 2008 with some slime |
| Gussie said: (IP 88.111.17.76) |
Alas I don't have a dime! |
| anonymous said: (IP 212.183.136.193) |
so instead i'll just give you a fart |
| Keith (See last limerick) said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Oh no we're back to our bowels |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
Those jerks don't know many vowels, |
| The teacher said: (IP 88.110.183.57) |
A E I O U and sometimes Y |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
What an educated reply |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
I give up,and throw in the towel. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
It coulda, shoulda, yet might be, |
| Frank (you betcha) said: (IP 71.120.171.51) |
A second line with meters three |
| Tiget said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
By Jove, I think you've got it! |
| ?????????? said: (IP 88.110.183.57) |
At last at last we have some wit |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
A lesson how I'll send for free. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
I learned of this fair craft quite late, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
You're doing so well my old mate |
| Billie said: (IP 61.2.2.219) |
Going great guns all night long |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
It's as good as a song |
| Beth said: (IP 199.216.158.105) |
What a chance to rob death of my fate! |
| Beth said: (IP 199.216.158.105) |
Limericks are great to peruse |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
It's hard what subject to choose, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
To embelish with wit |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
And then know when to quit, |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
And finally blow up the fuse |
| Dee said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
In the nnew year I feel so depraved |
| Angel said: (IP 86.131.72.133) |
My confidence gets frayed and I'm so afraid, |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
But I'm glad you stayed, |
| The Lodger said: (IP 88.110.14.236) |
I was so desperate to get layed |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
Yep. We have a little one back. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
We should encourage even those, |
| Jim said: (IP 88.110.14.236) |
To take off their clothes and pose |
| Jims Mum said: (IP 88.111.24.90) |
In the raw, showing ones glory |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
"Nobody" is no news story, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Oh well sadly that's how it goes |
| Keith(First line sadly true} said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Oh no! I was fifty last week |
| River Cliko said: (IP 220.253.42.9) |
and I have wrinkles all over my cheak |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
Though my hair is light grey, |
| axle said: (IP 75.59.148.149) |
And my speech is quite fey |
| Bryan Wrightson said: (IP 88.110.13.105) |
The skin on my ass is quite sleek |
| Ahem said: (IP 158.234.250.71) |
Why should we conform to just 5 lines? |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
The man (with no clue 'bout limericks) whines |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Cos those are the rules |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.63.243) |
That make them jewels, |
| Poopyloop said: (IP 86.4.221.156) |
That's the funny things about these rhymes |
| poopyloop said: (IP 86.4.221.156) |
I farted out loud in the dormitory |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.229) |
Cause I'm lewd, I'm loud, and I'm whorey |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
I'd put up with the fart |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
'Coz I'm all heart |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.89.250.128) |
but my pants are all smelly and gorey |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.89.250.128) |
there once was a man named Mick |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
I ain't going there you dick, |
| keithbanana@hotmail.com said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Let's keep this verse clean |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.229) |
Unlike yourself I mean |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
How do you want it cleaned - a lick? |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
I want my man to make a baby |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Then later another one maybe |
| brer rabbit said: (IP 64.136.49.229) |
The first one out of tar |
| Flarizard said: (IP 86.157.62.32) |
That comes from a jar |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.229) |
And the second, the old fashioned way, see |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
Limericks attract most teenage boys, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Who should be outside making noise |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
'stead of reading smutty jokes |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
Dippin' snuff and drinkin' cokes, |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
And banging the girls' that;s their best mates' choice!! |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
Speakin' of bangs, it was alonely weekend |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.229) |
I spent it spanking my monkey again |
| Fanny Hill said: (IP 172.142.58.170) |
It was so erotic |
| anonymous said: (IP 90.203.75.6) |
I spanked it and shot it |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
And then I stuffed it down the drain |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
All night, dunno why, I dreamt of prunes |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.229) |
Ever since i saw my grandma Junes |
| Dirty Harry said: (IP 172.141.244.88) |
Stroking her cunny with a brush |
| Dirty Hairy said: (IP 88.109.250.187) |
Making sure she didn't have thrush |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
While composing limericks for loons |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
If Grandma June's got a fault, it's this - |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
It's you small boys she just loves to kiss, |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.229) |
But she doesn't kiss me |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
We're no longer that wee. |
| anonymous said: (IP 81.157.143.107) |
little boys that piss |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
Please start the new limerick for us, |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.229) |
I would do it but I missed the bus |
| Me said: (IP 59.144.40.108) |
Let me continue the train |
| You said: (IP 172.141.134.169) |
And hope THIS effort is not in vain |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.109.250.187) |
At last a limerick without a cuss. |
| Big Bri said: (IP 88.109.250.187) |
Cussing and swearing is fine by me, |
| Small Bri said: (IP 172.141.134.169) |
And Lil' Johnny keeps on playing with his wee |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.229) |
Meanwhile in the bat cave |
| Me said: (IP 59.96.38.31) |
Writer of this line is a knave |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
And, that's because these things are free. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
"Ahem" asked why limericks are five lines, |
| Jocky said: (IP 88.111.43.45) |
It's been like that since Auld Lang Syne, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.103) |
Six lines would spoil the fun |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
As would three. two or one |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.8) |
So much for the numerical whines..... |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.72) |
As I was sunbathing alone on a quiet beach |
| Sun worshipper said: (IP 88.111.43.45) |
I fancied a finger in my peach, |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.133) |
I couldn't see a soul for miles |
| ashli said: (IP 96.4.127.20) |
i love u |
| who cares said: (IP 88.111.43.45) |
ashli just f**ked this lim |
| BIg Jum said: (IP 88.111.43.45) |
If you can't reason to rhyme |
| Herb said: (IP 172.141.134.169) |
Spice up your food with Thyme |
| Chef le Cordon Bleu said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
A sprinkle of sesame seeds |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
And, a dash of Basil it needs, |
| quince182 said: (IP 77.102.142.73) |
Then it will taste simply devine |
| It's me said: (IP 212.139.92.169) |
Today I woke up with a stify |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.229) |
And I exhaled: "Ain't this spiffy?" |
| baba gabba said: (IP 216.7.36.249) |
once i cut my hair but |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.229) |
It lopped off my left nut |
| quince182 said: (IP 77.102.142.73) |
Oh jesus aint that a pity |
| quince182 said: (IP 77.102.142.73) |
Today i woke up with a shock |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
Gotta get a new electric clock, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
With a radio set |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.89.250.128) |
that sent me flyin like a jet |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.66) |
I tripped and fell over my cock |
| quince182 said: (IP 77.102.142.73) |
Something happend at the end of the day |
| Coo said: (IP 172.214.133.133) |
Just when I was about to lay |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
The table for supper |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
Darn! Where is my upper? |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
I've lost it I'm sorry to say |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Let's make this new verse a humdinger |
| quince182 said: (IP 77.102.142.73) |
maybe get a professional singer |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
And amen to that, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
I bet she sings flat |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.73) |
And I'll bet she was on "Jerry Springer" |
| quince182 said: (IP 77.97.194.109) |
all right then here we go again |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
LADIES the VIAGRA is kicking in |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Well that's good news for some |
| Bummer said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
I'd like it in my bum |
| imnxt said: (IP 142.176.57.91) |
if you don't mind please stick it in... |
| imnxt said: (IP 142.176.57.91) |
There once was a bachelor named Kevin!!! |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.68) |
Who worked nights at a "Seven-Eleven" |
| Hi It's me said: (IP 88.111.138.200) |
On the seventh night he rested |
| quince182 said: (IP 77.102.142.73) |
because he detested |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
His job and so Sunday was heaven |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Oh! Writing each verse is a slow job |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
Try Shakespeare first Keith, he was a snob, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
I've read all Macbeth |
| tareq said: (IP 82.46.155.60) |
dunno |
| Amy said: (IP 202.7.176.139) |
it is hard to think of a word that will rhyme |
| Cindy said: (IP 205.188.116.18) |
I have a pain in my left tittie. |
| quince182 said: (IP 77.102.142.73) |
Then i guess you feel quite shitty |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
My bra is too tight, |
| Cadhan said: (IP 71.34.171.71) |
And the shitty diagnosis is right |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
This is now a pretty poor ditty. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
Most poet's fame is seldom sung, |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
More so if they're not well-hung |
| Cadhan said: (IP 63.227.67.16) |
Just look at poetic Peter |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
Who flaunted his meter |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
By learning cadence while still young. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
Some poets write for fame or gain, |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
Others, a misconformity of the brain |
| Cadhan said: (IP 71.32.174.206) |
Some write to cover restroom walls |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
This is not good to write on stalls, |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.89.250.128) |
cause one day you might see your name |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.89.250.128) |
there once was a man named Spike |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
Whose first cousin was known as Mike, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Oh Please! Not Mike Hunt |
| sean said: (IP 151.201.56.194) |
Or even George Bunt |
| spider said: (IP 99.152.249.144) |
but could possibly be a dike |
| spider said: (IP 99.152.249.144) |
I stood up too fast and I wobbled |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
Cause the hooker done had me hobbled |
| Cadhan said: (IP 71.32.174.206) |
With one toe bound to my pecker |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
I started to neck her |
| spider said: (IP 99.152.249.144) |
But it was my pecker she wanted to gobble |
| spider said: (IP 99.152.249.144) |
I diddled the trollup euphoric |
| HI Ho said: (IP 88.111.49.71) |
And played a tune with my dic |
| suicidal failure said: (IP 76.178.232.10) |
took a few shots |
| wultn said: (IP 74.185.8.30) |
showed off my cock. |
| for fouling up lim'riks said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
Then Tige beat me senseless with a stick. |
| L Js mate said: (IP 88.109.207.27) |
Little Johnny was in need of a shag, |
| spider said: (IP 99.152.255.205) |
But on his squeeze's head was a bag |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.89.250.128) |
when he took the bag off |
| rio rochel said: (IP 99.224.42.44) |
Johnny's arm fell off |
| xxmakexxmexxlaughxx said: (IP 74.133.81.169) |
and now we think he's on his rag |
| that girl said: (IP 74.133.81.169) |
there once was a chicken named Stew |
| Bobby V said: (IP 72.89.250.128) |
whos feathers were all covered in goo |
| fatboyandy said: (IP 84.65.7.224) |
so he filled up the sink |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
With piss not fit to drink |
| Steve said: (IP 70.230.207.171) |
but to go in? he'd simply not do. |
| Rachelle Murray said: (IP 58.105.108.17) |
There once was a mouse in a house |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Who sang the finale from Faust |
| Robin Holmes said: (IP 70.79.90.107) |
As he was tone deaf |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
But was a good chef |
| Robin Holmes said: (IP 70.79.90.107) |
He cooked in that Faustian house. |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Now Faust is a wonderful piece |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
But not nigh so much as his niece |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
Who could C sharp thru' you |
| Uncle Paul said: (IP 207.69.139.135) |
Pay the Devil his due |
| Charlie said: (IP 76.243.207.25) |
If only his loins could find peace! |
| The Ace said: (IP 76.243.207.25) |
There once was a limerick so prude |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.28.150) |
That sounded some better though crude |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
A girl who was chaste |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
Got laid in haste |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
She did not have the time to get nude |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
I went to a concert last night |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.117.208) |
And like the band, my pants were too tight. |
| Joe said: (IP 138.88.172.95) |
I could hear a storm |
| lee said: (IP 58.7.198.99) |
it made me very warm |
| Popstar said: (IP 88.110.108.118) |
I'd sh*t myself in daylight |
| Hairy Mary's Maw said: (IP 88.110.108.118) |
Hairy Mary bought a razor |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
As a backup to her Taser |
| Ima Myself said: (IP 67.55.175.129) |
Then came a guy |
| Hairy Mary's Maw's Maw said: (IP 88.110.108.118) |
Who was very very shy, |
| me said: (IP 86.15.159.253) |
and she slit up his brand new blazer! |
| me said: (IP 86.15.159.253) |
there once was a man from china, |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
A drag, and a chronic whiner |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
He caught the bird flu |
| keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Off a thrush that he knew |
| me said: (IP 24.1.249.115) |
that he was from china |
| me said: (IP 24.1.249.115) |
there once was a man from Peru |
| Who did not have a damned thing to do said: (IP 64.12.117.135) |
Digger |
| oops Digger said: (IP 64.12.117.193) |
So he sat on mat |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
And diddled his cat |
| anonymous said: (IP 134.47.109.183) |
with a stick up it's ass bada-boo |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Old Gwyn is a funny old man |
| Hooray said: (IP 88.110.108.118) |
Spent most of his life in the can |
| marky said: (IP 82.29.13.173) |
He's a tragic old fart |
| Keith (Do you know him Marky?) said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
He's never had a tart |
| jessicarenemedsker said: (IP 72.130.161.87) |
and even named his dick dan |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.72) |
Waking up late on a lazy Sunday morn |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
With my wrist numb from a night of porn |
| Billie said: (IP 92.10.0.16) |
And a sorely sore twat |
| Stiffy said: (IP 88.110.108.118) |
Which was rimmed by a baseball bat |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
4. Don't ask me - "From what?" 5. I felt like I could go on and on ...and on |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
My man bangs me for over an hour, non-stop |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
... in the face with his fist," said the lady to the cop |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
ANd when he's through |
| hoor said: (IP 88.110.108.118) |
he has a poo |
| Ewwwwww!!! said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
Covering me all over with that sickening glop!! |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
How 'bout a limerick that's saintly and decent? |
| dawn said: (IP 166.217.20.31) |
and dollars to dimes topic recent |
| Dawn Sterling said: (IP 71.110.100.34) |
under the car there was a decent |
| anon said: (IP 205.188.116.7) |
Then came the line that's most recent |
| Digger said: (IP 205.188.116.65) |
If it's in hard and in deep, it's in-decent |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
Please, please rhyme lines 4 with 5 and 1,2 with three!! |
| Crystl said: (IP 24.4.17.181) |
And then I added a warant |
| anonymous said: (IP 63.86.151.246) |
None of it rhymes |
| No one can save this one!!!! said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
Rhyme line 1,2 with 5, and 3 with 4 |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
Hey! Look what I can do! |
| anonymous said: (IP 24.223.106.130) |
There once was a man named Pat |
| June said: (IP 68.115.87.142) |
who sat right down on a mat |
| Jessica said: (IP 67.87.185.199) |
these limericks succckkkk |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
Said Pat: "PeeYew and Yuck!" |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.35.24) |
Said my old cat to the rat. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.35.24) |
Our limericks are a work of art, |
| layod said: (IP 68.92.232.227) |
The baker's art gives a tart. |
| Rev said: (IP 74.33.120.69) |
Our words are his flour |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.35.24) |
This rhyme took an hour, |
| farty said: (IP 88.110.51.170) |
And this room smells of fart |
| Paddy said: (IP 88.110.51.170) |
Tomorra is St Paddy's day begorra |
| cadhan said: (IP 71.32.174.206) |
So grab your bible and torah |
| rev said: (IP 74.33.120.69) |
Don't forget the green beer |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
Come one and all - from far or near |
| Father Ted said: (IP 88.111.130.63) |
And hope that you don't catch vd from a horra |
| MuldMoon said: (IP 88.111.130.63) |
Ti's St Paddy's day and I'm pissed |
| silksmoke said: (IP 208.102.125.53) |
For my wearin of green I have missed |
| a coryell said: (IP 165.138.51.13) |
The pinches have started |
| anonymous said: (IP 65.9.27.203) |
and I think that I sharted |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
When a red-headed tart and I kissed |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.35.24) |
Good lord! Another grade school verse. |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
Oh, I dunno. It coulda been worse. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.35.24) |
You're right. I'm a snob, |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.49.227) |
With a frightful big knob |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.35.24) |
Shhhh! Be quiet guys. There'll be a mob. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.35.24) |
Just ask me for some nursery rhymes, |
| tracye c said: (IP 75.184.114.50) |
after all, I have plenty of time. |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
To read Jack and Jill |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.35.24) |
Who went up the hill, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Oh what a repetitive climb |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
It' my turn to start! What good luck. |
| Trax said: (IP 77.189.180.174) |
So 'ill just do a rhyme that sucks |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.27.227) |
your eyes out of your head |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
The limerick unread |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.35.24) |
Not great but better than stuck. |
| xatlasm said: (IP 76.176.165.187) |
Late at night I like to go browsing |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Through my books with nude couples carousing |
| Cliko said: (IP 220.253.151.230) |
the boobs were so sexy |
| Mr Spock said: (IP 203.117.237.2) |
but positions not flexy |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
That's what you get with cheap beds in the housing |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
Spent a weekend away and shagged all day |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.27.227) |
With three transients in a loft of hay |
| Travis Mann said: (IP 75.170.11.19) |
when asked whats your name |
| tjdale said: (IP 162.83.21.121) |
They replied with great shame |
| Fucker MacDucker said: (IP 88.109.35.207) |
Shaggers anon all we do is lay |
| Fucker MacDucker said: (IP 88.109.35.207) |
A shag in a barn is a fantasy |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
But if you want one I am the man t' see |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.27.227) |
Cause I have a stable |
| ezekiel said: (IP 76.241.159.197) |
a TV with cable |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.35.24) |
Called limerick just a courtesy. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.35.24) |
Poets oft scorn our learned craft, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Saying "Men from Nantucket are daft" |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
They SHOULD know better |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.35.24) |
Those men of letter, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
At this poor effort no one laughed |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Okay! Let's all try to be funny |
| Carla Kephart said: (IP 67.162.230.43) |
for today it's not to be sunny |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.35.24) |
My jokebook all ready, |
| Kols said: (IP 88.111.73.218) |
I am feeling quite heady |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.117.17) |
And my nose is exceedingly runny |
| David Carr said: (IP 71.28.69.197) |
there one was a boy with a controller |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.49.255) |
Not only that, but he was bipolar. |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.27.227) |
So he played with himself |
| Digger said: (IP 64.12.116.206) |
Then he diddled an elf |
| Bill said: (IP 72.188.96.70) |
No, for then we should be a coaler. |
| Bill said: (IP 72.188.96.70) |
There was once a finch named super Bill, |
| Joseph Mele said: (IP 76.23.217.198) |
Who had a chirp that was a maddening shrill |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.50) |
Though a bird it was not, |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
That lines all to pot |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.27.227) |
[4.] The question is: "What ... [5.] agenda had he on Capital Hill?" |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.50) |
What ho? What manner of men are these? |
| Brian said: (IP 88.111.73.218) |
Who run away from the bumble bees |
| Dan said: (IP 202.32.14.194) |
It seems every time |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
I enter a rhyme |
| anonymous said: (IP 64.136.27.227) |
Thy unzip and drop to thir knees |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
A weekend away, with a man who's gay |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Is Gwyn's idea of a great holiday |
| big daddy d said: (IP 66.118.125.196) |
she turned him straight |
| Arthur said: (IP 192.116.197.97) |
from an imperfect mate |
| Kieth said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
To a man who's just funny that way |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
I've just been for a bloody good shit |
| Arthur said: (IP 192.116.197.97) |
No longer I my teeth must grit |
| Someone said: (IP 64.12.117.133) |
Oh, what a relief |
| Jake said: (IP 64.59.144.87) |
I can now eat more beef |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Which I'll turn into shit in a bit |
| Keith (See last limerick} said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
The beef I consumed was too tough |
| John said: (IP 72.68.192.213) |
Cheese is good. |
| Billie said: (IP 195.93.21.138) |
2. 'Cos my wife cooked it in the buff 3. With black gaiters and heels |
| janet wilson said: (IP 58.104.128.51) |
It gave the stuff wheels |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Oh damn it I can't get enough |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
I think I'll go down on my wife |
| anonymous said: (IP 70.41.2.196) |
Right after I've taken my life |
| someone said: (IP 75.109.135.6) |
What if our kids will see |
| Hi said: (IP 75.185.23.101) |
Will they fall on their knees |
| hey said: (IP 75.109.135.6) |
If they do I will sentance them to life |
| Allison said: (IP 75.109.135.6) |
Oh My Gosh is that a duck |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
Looks like up your a*** it's beak is stuck |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
I hope it will quack |
| stoopid said: (IP 83.243.223.25) |
that would be whack |
| naomi said: (IP 159.134.99.68) |
look he is going to f*** |
| naomi said: (IP 159.134.99.68) |
Did you hear about the mouse? |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
Not recently - how IS your spouse? |
| Bev Scott said: (IP 67.172.170.158) |
Why, she is just fine |
| greg said: (IP 24.172.213.42) |
Dining on cheese & red wine |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
While making out with you, you louse!!! |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
I'll shoot you both if you see my wife again |
| Arthur said: (IP 192.116.197.97) |
Or p'raps the two of you I'll brain |
| Keith (Please) said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Take mine if you like |
| Doyal said: (IP 69.154.31.206) |
On the back of my bike |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
Or, if you like, on the overnight train... |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
Do we all think limericking is an art? |
| Wendy said: (IP 195.245.243.152) |
There was a your girl called amaryllis |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
2. Wendy is obviously, a rat's fart 3. Limericks should RHYME |
| Arthur said: (IP 192.116.197.97) |
SOMEBODYS' taking the piss. |
| alex h said: (IP 220.245.180.133) |
out of chris |
| alex h said: (IP 220.245.180.133) |
there one was a man from mantucket |
| Arthur said: (IP 192.116.197.97) |
Who searched for words rhyming with "bucket" |
| anonymous said: (IP 70.41.1.118) |
But all that he found |
| Devin said: (IP 166.127.1.216) |
as he looked around |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
Was his willy, all shrunken and crooked |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
On his seventeenth date, he still hadn't been laid |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.50) |
No wonder,he used 12 instead of 8 or nine syllables. |
| Arthur said: (IP 192.116.197.97) |
Best use words of only one |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
But then you get half the fun |
| Tracie said: (IP 168.11.144.2) |
maybe next year he'll have it made. |
| Tracie said: (IP 168.11.144.2) |
There once was a school full of bears |
| Bill Grosby said: (IP 82.1.60.198) |
That didn't have quite enough chairs |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.50) |
They wrote limericks right |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
In the woods they would shite |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.50) |
They never learned to count; the dears. |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.50) |
Mother,s Day in the USA |
| Jack in the Box said: (IP 24.192.150.155) |
Really aught to be a good day |
| Elissa said: (IP 72.206.98.105) |
I love the day but hate may |
| anonymous said: (IP 67.54.130.45) |
Cause I rhyme what all I say |
| Tina said: (IP 24.87.79.108) |
also my name is not Nay |
| Tony Blair said: (IP 88.110.42.139) |
I was feeling like runnnig away |
| Thousands Killed in illegal war said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
Three cheers hurrah hip hooray |
| Tony Blair said: (IP 79.71.174.60) |
But then a naked gal ran by |
| anonymous said: (IP 70.41.1.59) |
and by...and by...and by...and by |
| keep'em ribald said: (IP 64.12.116.208) |
Po'leeze!!! Let's start another, I say. |
| KEEP IT RIBALD said: (IP 205.188.117.17) |
A mermaid both buxom and fair, |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.50) |
Sat on a rock combing her hair, |
| anonymoose said: (IP 70.41.1.59) |
Along came a sailor |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.18.50) |
A Nantucket whaler, |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
And they banged away without a care! |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.44) |
She moaned in pleasurable anticipation |
| anonymous said: (IP 70.41.1.59) |
As she perused Billie's twelve syllabilation |
| KEEP IT RIBALD !!!!! said: (IP 64.12.117.14) |
"OH !!! I love poets so," |
| anonymous said: (IP 70.41.1.59) |
"...much that I must now go," |
| anonymous said: (IP 75.104.48.109) |
"To the free clinic for a libation." |
| Tige said: (IP 68.94.4.170) |
There once lived a giant in a stalk,, |
| Billie said: (IP 194.176.105.43) |
With a willy so big, he couldn't walk |
| anonymous said: (IP 75.104.48.109) |
Neither could his little wife |
| mARIA said: (IP 70.49.54.39) |
They tried with a knife |
| anonymous said: (IP 75.104.48.109) |
A failed willy reduction ... and she left him alone with his stalk. |
| Keith said: (IP 82.11.223.30) |
This limerick I have just started |
| anonymous said: (IP 75.104.48.109) |
was once so clever it smarted |
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from all the guys i have dated |
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I need a new man |
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Limerick writers just ain't quite bright. |
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Bright or not there is more of us, |
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With blue polka dots |
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bout a crazy old man |
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there was an old man we'll call ray |
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but he cursed in his verse |
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Old Ruth was a hag |
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at this thing I'm not all that good |
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i don't try as hard as i should |
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It's already started! you cuss |
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you old son-of-a-gun |
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you silly old fart |
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this limerick so thoughtlessly? |
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A hunter of African elephants |
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the stench that arose |
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A drunk in a bar in Montana |
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neglected to write to old santa |
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this resulted you see |
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in a day with no glee |
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and he wept into his bandana |
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All this weekend, when I've thought about sex |
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in the museum with a T-Rex |
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We're talking 'love' BITES |
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With false teeth and no lights |
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A rat and a weasel were swimming |
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When one give the other a rimming |
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the rat he was fat |
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And as blind as a bat, |
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Last night I shagged a nun |
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A tight virginal lass was she |
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One year shy of ninety-three |
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That Nun I shagged is with child. |
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I'll be a daddy ... ain't that wild. |
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Osama and Obama met, |
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They did it for a bet. |
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Dubya saw the size of Obama's prick on that vid |
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Whenever I feel lonely and blue |
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I make me some Mulligan stew |
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with just a small taste |
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i proceed with much haste |
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It tasted so sweet |
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| Caro said: (IP 86.129.130.225) |
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I hear that limericks are to be banned |
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It's up to "no name" for something grand. |
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A line or two from that person called Tige |
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Limerick writers are a cheeky lot, |
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The lines they pen rhyme with dot |
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Few know the rules, |
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They challenge us to duels |
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E-mail me back and become self taught. |
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I found in age (though somewhat late), |
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A limerick's syllables abate, |
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And on your nerves do grate |
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I know a man who can, |
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It only costs a dollar a go |
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Look him up, his name is spelled S-A-T-A-N |
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there once was a man owning a flat |
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stayed in and got pretty fat |
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layed back and saw a nat |
| Captain02 said: (IP 65.214.188.71) |
started mounting his cat |
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You get good grades for limerick skill, |
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but some folk just fail, |
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(no doubt they're from Yale), |
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It's a struggle sometimes there is now doubt |
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I am depressed, sad and alone |
| BigBri said: (IP 88.110.247.80) |
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To scratch this itch, |
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My skirt, up I'll hitch |
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Now I'm bare assed, sad and alone. |
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I knew a woman from Regina |
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Got shagged by the judge |
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I'm sorry, that last limerick ended bad |
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Hairy Mary had a canary, |
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She also had a cat |
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When he rubbed it, out popped a genie |
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It's always hard and never soft |
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A girl who was known to be "loose" |
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Once was screwed in the woods by a moose |
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Too much drink made her "tight" |
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All she wanted to do was fight |
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As the doc seized my balls in his grip, |
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He dislocated his hip |
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Once there was a lion |
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Clay Aiken has come out at long last! |
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I am a tranny he proclaimed |
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For which he was severely maimed |
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He promised her that it would not hurt |
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HIs name by the way was Kurt. |
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Aiken, who is *ahem* gay |
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I discovered my pubes had turned gray. |
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I thought I'd gone daft |
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And the skin on my shaft |
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Joe and Sarah prepare for debate... |
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Do it five times or six? |
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Use one or two dicks? |
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Is George Bush just gonna fade away? |
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Is it really true that Osama's gay? |
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All these questions and rumors! |
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About his balls being tumours?? |
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When we know they are both made of clay. |
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The government bailout has started |
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Their bonds are all B-rated |
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The lady from Alaska she said, |
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While at sea on the Santa Maria, |
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I came up with a brilliant idea |
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President Obama was heard to say |
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Susie had thought of a panda |
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3. I can play the field 4. With the tool I wield |
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While the rest of us hold classes for Brian on how to write a limerick and and stop causing strife. |
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His billy club flopped |
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I knowed somebody had to bury old Aunt Claire |
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there was a man called morgan o'shea |
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His abode was in Limerick, |
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It's bye bye Whitehouse |
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Father Christmas is on a diet |
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I'm so excited, I could pee |
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It's been so long since last we met, |
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My limerick is a test for you, |
| Tester said: (IP 88.110.201.160) |
A test for me to do? |
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find a rhyme for orange |
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Keep the meter in range |
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there once was a woman from Spain |
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'Twas semen - canine-ia |
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She'd been humped by a horny Great Dane |
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If you've got a big gun |
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The elf said to Santa "You've made me sore" |
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| anonymous said: (IP 12.175.230.38) |
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| Billie said: (IP 212.9.97.169) |
Though his butt was slim |
| Santa said: (IP 88.110.102.68) |
Unlike my girlfriends quim, |
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I lusted for a blonde with big tits |
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I got so antsy I got the shits |
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More like you crapped out Isay |
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Just before I beat him to death with my mitts |
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Santa Claus has come and gone |
| Billie said: (IP 92.40.216.68) |
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He only cums once a year. |
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There once was an old man from Florida |
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They fucked and sucked him |
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Fondled and plucked him |
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But you'll walk a mile |
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For my vertical smile |
| anonymous said: (IP 12.175.230.39) |
Cause I'm a nympho and I'm one to brag |
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Start the new limerick they said! |
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i dnt know what to write my fingernails i bite but then i realize this is a poem silly me FREE now i |
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I said ... and I quote: |
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A young man from Japan, Mitsuguri |
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A doxy from Fort Lauderdale |
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Had a spare slot for incoming mails |
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Or, if you preferred, fingers |
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But you don't want to linger |
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You can always have a garage sale. |
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The garage sale was a non-event |
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The customers came and then went |
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By my undies, they passed |
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Then my husband, he flashed |
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Barack Obama is on his way |
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The big question - is he here to stay? |
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but he might get shot |
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They got to see more than his pants-tent |
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There once was a girl Paris |
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she was quite scared of the ferris |
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She didn't wear panties |
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| Bri said: (IP 79.71.160.164) |
After a visit to the Loo |
| anonymous said: (IP 12.175.230.38) |
Is to get Obama green-carded |
| SnowWhite said: (IP 64.12.116.71) |
While picking the jam from her toes, |
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Uncle Ed was struck by her pose |
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Her ass in the air |
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What the pharmacist saw |
| anonymous said: (IP 12.175.230.59) |
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| nobody said: (IP 24.129.71.23) |
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There was a young man named Barack |
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| huh? said: (IP 72.248.196.158) |
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There once was a man in a rut |
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His balls wouldn't go near the hole |
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There once was a man of no balls |
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However hard the three men tried |
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A hunk of a man with a tiny schlong |
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He tripped and he fell |
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| James S. Craig said: (IP 98.114.124.71) |
Mike |
| anonymous said: (IP 12.175.230.36) |
4: Mooed the cow "I've got the bloat" 5: Then she up and drowned him and ... Oh How! |
| Reverently Sinful said: (IP 212.9.97.169) |
Hallelujah!! Oh joy! A new limerick is born |
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Ta rootaroot sounded the horn |
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I'm feeling very alone and rather forlorn |
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it may my nose start to bleed |
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Gordon Brown was in our town |
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He had a red nose |
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I thought , as a bee stung me on my bum |
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Raced inside and called: "Honey I'm home!" |
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She drank herbicide |
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As I was painting the house, I thought |
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Without any clothes on |
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Hosing off on the lawn |
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There once was a cat of nine tails |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
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A tail for each life she had |
| Pusssee said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
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there once was a boy named zak |
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Miss Nevin saw a rat |
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If you look at one's face |
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He'll cut off your head and bugger your jug's. |
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there once was a man from new jersey |
| Big Breasted Blonde said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
Who shagged a big-breasted blonde named Kersey |
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Her breasts were so large |
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That the amorous Sarge |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
Now resides with the Sisters of Mercy |
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| MmleyDJCHMoyKNDWOl said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
GtTGwJfMHUxoYhYmboZ |
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2] All geared up for covert deployment 3] I've donned my overcoat |
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and nice little boat |
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In which to discharge my undercover assignment |
| Big Willie said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
It's nice if you're co-agent is blonde and busty |
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As your wife mutters, |
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| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
You slap her ass, cause you're no wussy. |
| Chaise said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
she starts a riot |
| Nineli said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
this doesn't rhyme |
| Maverick said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
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| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.95) |
My wife and and my best mate went doggin.. |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
While I laid low in the toboggan |
| Yukon Ho! said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
As they crossed the divide |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
I was there at their side |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
Whence I put a big knot on their noggins. |
| That One Guy said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
There was once an old city named Main |
| What the hell? said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
In it there was a man named Shane |
| chelsea said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
I know she means well |
| jessica f said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
but she didnt give 2 hells |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
So Shane left her and settled in Spain |
| Miss Piggy said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
This swine flu has the planet in a panic, |
| jimmy said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
All the people are stark raving manic, |
| buzz said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
Our President said, we may all wind up dead, |
| Team Blast said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
Straight in our beds |
| Skippy Electrochomp said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
While we all hide in the attic. |
| Skippy Electrochomp said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
There was once a man without a head. |
| Jim King said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
Who had gotten poisoned by lead |
| Skippy Electrochomp said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
When he started to sleep, |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
He snored not a peep |
| mytor said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
For in the morning they found he was quite dead |
| mytor said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
There was a young lady of Madras |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
With a spare tuckus where her head was |
| Jared said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
one glorious day |
| Bri said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
In the merry month of May |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
She drowned while using the bidet. |
| Bri said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Once upon a time not so long ago, |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
I was up all night with a who' |
| Big Willie said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
We had a great time |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
Though I think it a crime |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
That when I came, she had to go |
| Jules said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
The boy with brown eyes and dark hair |
| Me said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Liked to swear and didn't care |
| Tom Mellett said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
But when he spoke to his Mum |
| Me again said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Through the hole in his bum, |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
She cut him dead with a cold stare |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Broadway babes bed Hollywood hunks |
| Dirty Mind said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
In much the same way as nuns bed monks |
| maverick said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
They lift up their habits |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
and eat boild rabbits |
| andrew said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
but what about the hollywood monks |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
There once was a fat cheshire cat |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Who got a chubby over a rat |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
And so to this day |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
the cat, it will say |
| Ewan said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
There are less calories in a bat |
| Ewan said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
There once was a man from Dundee |
| Keith Webster said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Who was desperate for a pee |
| maverick said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
He flopped out his cock |
| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
And tied it to a rock |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
While vowing: "No more Viagra for me." |
| Emily said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
Her name was little mandy moore |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
At her birth the attending said to her |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
"Ba-da-boom ba-da-bing" |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
"Child you can sing." |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
And that's not your average GA-GA-GOO-er |
| anna said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
There once was a baby named lou |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
who from out his closet came "Boo!" |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
he looked out with a fright |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
then sprang forth ... upright |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
and cried: "Thank Heavens! No one-eyed snakes .... whew !!! |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
There once was this fellow named Dirk |
| maverick said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
Who was best friends with Captain James Kirk |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Through a vast enterprise |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
They teamed up with some guys |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
And took a road trip, 'cause they despised work. |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
The cost of living has lately risen so much |
| Skinflint said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
That my girl and I are now going Dutch |
| Big Willie said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
I shag her a lot more |
| Maverick said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
'Coz she's cheaper than a whore |
| Bri said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
And then I return her to her hutch |
| Bri said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
The brothel was raided by the vice patrol |
| Prying eyes said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Who probed down each and every hole |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
The officers were troubled |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Their efforts were doubled |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
And then rescheduled by unanimous poll |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
There once was this Tour de France rider |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
Who's diet was vodka and cider |
| Yashna said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
and wanted to see |
| Lily said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
what would happen if he would pee |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Upon a most intemparate spider |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
There was a young man from Bahrain |
| Gwyn said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Who's arse was a source of great pain |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
Cause once on a gamble |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
He'd sex with a camel |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
And it damn near ruptured his spleen. |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
It's great to come back to this site |
| Walter Pipe said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
I consumed a young goat un the night |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
But the bones of th egoat |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Got stuck in my throat |
| KEITH said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
and later came out im my shite |
| Gwynnie poo said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
When people make jokes about turds |
| Walter Pipe said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
They are simply following the herds |
| Stan said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
To play with your urine |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
Is just not alluring |
| Loony the Loon said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
It's right on up there with the birds. |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
There was a young lady of York |
| Arnold Belly said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
Who had a large dog that would talk |
| Piccadilly Jim said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
He recited poems in French |
| Aberdeen Angus said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
To his lovely young wench |
| You're welcome ! said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
And surprised her with puppies by s.t.o.r.k. |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
A silly old goat called Ben |
| Walter Pipe said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Flogged a cheap car to a friend |
| Stan said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
It spluttered and spat |
| Piccadilly Jim said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
And blew off his hat |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Anf swore and then farted - THE END |
| Pedrick said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
So sadly my brass band are crap |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
I wish someone one day would clap |
| Freddie Threepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
They are third division |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
That too, with supervision |
| Walter Pipe said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
And the audience just wants to nap ! |
| Piccadilly Jim said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
I use to walk on the water |
| Stan the Pan said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
After drinking a quart of porter |
| Ina Trance said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
I had so much fun |
| Fi f i said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
When dressed as a nun |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
I could piss like a man ... well, sorta |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
There was a grizzled batsman called Fred |
| Geoff Cottboy said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
Who fended the ball with his head |
| Andrew Strauss said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
He missed the fourth test |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
And the result ... yes ... you guessed |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
Made me wish I'd just stayed home in bed |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
On a wet and rainy day like this |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
I remember a warm summer of bliss |
| keith said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
I got a tanned bum |
| Walter Pipe said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
Whilst sipping coke and rum |
| Stan the Pan said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Rather than feeling like a fish |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
There was a wise lady of Dundee |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
Who thought she might have some fun, see |
| Freddie Threepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
Walking to the summer fair |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
She was kilt by a bear |
| heheheh said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
Soon after she mooned it and said: "EAT ME!" |
| Freddie Threepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
The last limerick was ruined by folk |
| Stan said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
For whom toilet and sex form the only joke |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
But even as I complain |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
I must admit - if my brain.... |
| heheheh said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Were in an egg, there'd be no yolk. |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
There was an old dog from Rhyl |
| Freddie Freepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
Who created an exciting pill |
| Walter Pipe said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
His fur changed to green |
| Gwynnie poo said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
Which is so seldom seen |
| Stanley said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
And this baffles all scientists still! |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
There was a young lady of Bath |
| KYLE Woodard said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
whom often would display her wrath |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
At non-rhyming lines |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
By running nude in the pines |
| Bloody 'ell said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
With an Uzi .... you do the math |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Oh My God Oh My God Oh My God |
| God said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
"Yes my child! What do ya want you thick sod |
| Big Willie said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
A huge schlong would be fine |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
Make the girls go "Aaah! Divine..." |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
And while you're at it, can I also have a great bod? |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
I've always dreamed of sex in a hayrick |
| Gwynnie poo said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Not with a lass but a gay prick |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
Just please, don't tell Michelle |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Not, especially, when she's unwell |
| Eewwww!! said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
The sight would just make her sick |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Doctor, I have recurring sexual dreams |
| Wet, wet, wet said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
On some cute, some naughty themes |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
I have no desire to awake |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
Tho my testicles ache |
| Aaaaaahhhh!!! said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
Coz she comes in spasms and screams |
| Doctor said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
I may have a cure for your recurrent urges |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
The treatment involves colonic purges |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
And poetry at night |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
Will also help your plight |
| Walter Pipe said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
But you may still find some sudden surges! |
| Freddie Threepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
There was a young man of Paris |
| Walter Pipe said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Who drunk wine from a poisoned chalice |
| Big Willie said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
That made him so horny |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
A problem so thorny |
| Digger said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
That he beat on his meat with malice |
| Digger said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
There once was a man with no money |
| Digger said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
Who found himself a free "honey". |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
So twice each night |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
He turns on the light |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
To see why it is his "deek" is runny |
| bhavika said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
a man was going to atown |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
to bed a whore of great renown |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
And in the whispering night |
| Freddie Threepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
He saw a guiding light |
| Stanley said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Where a limerick was lost and found |
| Gwyn said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
I wish that I was not a twat |
| quince182 said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
cause my wife is so very fat |
| kenny said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
i fucked her for hours |
| billy said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
her twat grew some flowers |
| danny said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
and the weeds tried o strangle my cat |
| billy said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
there was a gers fA |
| billy said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
1.there was a gers fan from the brox 2.who liked to wear green and white sox |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
One had a big hole |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
From friction we're tole |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
By him wanking away on his cox |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
A star in space lit with a sigh |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
And a tear from a sad lovers eye |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
Fell on barren marsh |
| Shorn Fanny said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
Where the furze was sparse |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
And the plumbing belonged to a ?? guy |
| M ucky Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
Let's get this verse back in the sewer |
| Freddie Threepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
Pleaded that old Stanley Brewer |
| Bert Bronte said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
Puffing his pipe in pain |
| Pickled Lilly said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
And sadly eyeing the drain |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
He bemoaned: "If this lim'rik hadn't sucked, I'd screw 'er." |
| Walter Melon said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
There was a young man of Crete |
| JOhn Kay said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Who worried about the size of his feet |
| Bert Bronte said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
When riding his bike |
| Pickled Lilly said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
To see his mate Mike |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
He had a flat tyre. Oh Pete!! |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
You know they say size doesn't matter |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
But my 'dicus' has the girth of a platter |
| Melton Mowbray said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
He then recited a sonnet |
| Pickled Lilly said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
To his love in a bonnet |
| This limerick REALLY sucks!!!! said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
Which made her madder than a hatter |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
I wish I had an Italian hunky lover |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
Billie confided to her dog Rover |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
And Just then appeared |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
A greyhound .... how weird! |
| Muddy Walter said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Led by an olive-skinned lover |
| Darlington Don said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
There was an old woman of Fife |
| amanda said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
but she had hair of wire |
| Oh do you understand the rules amanda said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
2 Who would have made a lovely wife 3 but she had hair of wire |
| quince182 said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
that style had expired |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
And so has she, she got The Chair, not life. |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
There once was this babe in the wood |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Wearing a cape and matching red hood |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
She spoke with a lilt |
| gasman said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
while wearing a kilt |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
But when it came off - oh my - she was crude |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Old Franklin was flying a kite |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
And wearing no pants one rain-soaked night |
| Pickled Lilly said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
The sodden kite fell to ground |
| Digger said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
Clipped his dick on a rebound |
| Digger said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
Old Ben will have no sex tonight |
| Stan said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
There was an old fool from Crewe |
| I know someone who did this said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
Who for a bet eat a friend's spew |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
We called him Keith Banana |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
That's K-e-i-t-h B-a-n-a-n-a |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
For a dollar he'll eat yours tOO. |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Limericks can be furtive and mean |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
And so pathetically obscene |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
But some can be clever |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
With a bit of endeavor |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
"And them, Doc, is what ruptured my spleen." |
| Gordon Brown said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
As Prime Minister I am shit |
| yabba yabba said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
And hard up for the Queen Mother's teat |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
This is not a limerick |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
This is not a limerick |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
Let's try again!!! |
| Gordon Brown said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
As Prime Minister I am shit |
| ross said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
so the wife wont suck on my dick |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
My name is Ross |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
and I'm at a loss |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
Could you explain to me the limer-it .... or is that -ick ? |
| Poor old me said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
I've not had a blow job for yonks |
| Come on you limerickists said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Nor have I had butt fucks or bonks |
| Do I have to do all this limerick said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
But I've had many a wank |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
This rhyme is dead |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
This rhyme is dead |
| caroline said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
there once was an old woman from brazil |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
Who lived at the edge of a hill |
| jake said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
He left with some strife |
| red rapster said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
After stabbed with a knife |
| Terry said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
And rolled all the way down that hill |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
A frightening dream I had last night |
| Freddie Threepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
An enormous rat had me in sight |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
And what's worse - oh geez |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
I was made of cheese |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
I awoke with my pants full of shite |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
I'm off work for a week shout hooray |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
It has made me all chipper and gay |
| Keith (hastily) said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
Not gay as in bent |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Although I did do a stint |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
As a gigolo back in L.A. |
| gry said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
there once once was a man from natucket |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
Who carried his nuts in a bucket |
| Freddie Threepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
He invented a car |
| Walter Pipe said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
That couldn't go far |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
'cos he came as soon as a girl 'd pluck it |
| Naked horny female said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
I want two studs in my bed tonight |
| Pickled Lilly said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
With all the lights turned up bright |
| Walter Pipe said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
Burnley is boring & cold |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
So I need something bold |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Would a quarter past ten be alright? |
| Naked horny female said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
I'll be wearing just perfume and lipstick |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
you can tickle my minge with a dipstick |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
As you move in and out |
| Jeff Wisnia said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
I'll probably shout |
| Dry friction said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
"I need some lube - have you got a chapstick?" |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
I keep having these erotic dreams... |
| JC said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
about my dear sister it seems |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
It doesn't do me any good |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
And I know I never should |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
h |
| wanderer said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
There was an intelligent man |
| ponderer said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
But he shat out his brains in the can |
| hiilikepie said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
but now he can't know |
| IKnowItAll said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
How his bowels let go |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
and now he's shit scared o the pan |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
there was a young boy from the brox |
| lynney said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
who liked to wear big wooley sox |
| IKnowItAll said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
He pulled on his stockings |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
And big shiny bling blings |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
And emptied his balls thru his cox |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
How comes you slept in the dustbin ? |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
His mother said to Naughty Justin |
| Oscar the Grouch (Sesame Street) said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
I do it each night |
| Miguel said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
He said with delight |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
There's room - would you like to jump in? |
| Mum_in_the_bin said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
What's that awful smell in here? |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
Something putrid in the atmosphere |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
"Take off all your clothes!" |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
"Mum you got fish in those?" |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
Nah! I dumped your boots to be sincere. |
| cdo said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
It was just yesterday when I found it |
| IKnowItAll said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
(The plant whose name shall be consounded) |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
You knew the stuff was poison |
| Mimi said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Still you poured on the hoisin |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
And defying all logic, you downed it |
| john hewton said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
i once met a man at the races |
| Big Angie said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
Who kissed my in unusual places |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
His lipstick was so sticky |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
Am I being too picky? |
| jigsaw john said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
putting oil on two ladies faces. |
| jigsaw john said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
while eating a big t bone steak |
| IKnowItAll said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
I thought I'd give Fido a break |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
So I popped his leg on a tree |
| Eillib said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
And cracked his spine 'cross my knee |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Then mailed him to PETA in a cake. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Perchance you met me in the right brothel |
| Streaker said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
From where we went, naked, to your hotel |
| Walter Pipe said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
And so the lines do not rhyme |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
At this or any time |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
Think big ! Let's get out this tunnel ! |
| wanderer said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
There was a magnanimous man |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
To give away cash was his plan |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
But when he found his wallet, |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
While he sat on the toilet |
| Keith (Thanks Billie) said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
It was covered in SHIT from the pan |
| Keith ( See last limerick) said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
So his beer money was all shitty |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
Still, it would buy him some t i t t y |
| TigerYell said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
I'll say with big yell |
| LOUDMOUTH said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
YOU SO NEVER CAN TELL |
| Heathcliff said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
I might score some milk for the kitty |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
When they kicked me out of that squalid gaol , |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
With solely my modesty to veil , |
| plum said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
I was on a path with heart |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Til I jumped with a start |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
When traffic detoured for my a-hole |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
It wasn't me , officer, I'm too short ! |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Was the midget's too hasty retort |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
But he was standing on a stool |
| VocalBillity said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
which made him quite the fool. |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
As he shoved up his bottle of port |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Don't you dare licking my sole that way ! |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
I heard the gay fishmonger say |
| MadameE said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
but Hark! On his shoe, |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
he had spilt Tamiflu |
| oink *cough* *cough* oink said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
And I hadn't got my flu shot that day. |
| Eleni said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
A man who's nickname was miser |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Poured glue on the nuts of the Kaiser |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
Then rip open a pillow |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
And made some jello |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Thus, another lim'rik died none the wiser |
| Keith (Well it's less then a month) said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
Oi Santa you smelly fat twat |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
I'm a skank who wants wot you got |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Oim gointa cloimb in your sack |
| Santa said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
And jump on your back |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
No presents for you and that's that |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Alas! Poor old dear Santa is out of date ! |
| Santa said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
No presents for you my old mate |
| Quivergirl said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
So instead of his sled, |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
He's retired to his bed |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
To master I mean masturbate |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
I've had my first shit of the day |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
And it was superb, I must say |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Glossy, ripe and mellow |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
I'm a lucky fellow |
| Richard Gere said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
Now that my gerbil has room to play |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Why do blonde babes have pubic hair dark ? |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
That they sometimes just shave for a lark |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
To cushion their nests? |
| Keith Welcome back Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
Or tickle their chests? |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
Nah ,it's to give their sexual life a spark. |
| karen freeze said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
there was a girl called shelly |
| keith said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
who when she got bored with the telly |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
Would recite old poems |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
Although we all know em |
| Billie (Hi Keith) said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
She was funny, although a bit smelly |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Things weren't really supposed to go wrong |
| steve said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
but she found a spider had crawled into her thong |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
and by then t'was too late |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
It hadf started to mate |
| Phill said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
And that's not where young spiders belong! |
| Phill said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
Life Starts At Forty They Say |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Yet in jail for life I have to stay |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
But I'm fifty one |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
And listening to Neil Young |
| Phill said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Makes me wish that it ended today! |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
There was a strange young man of Leeds |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Who committed vile sexual deeds |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
One day, they took hold of him |
| Freddie Threepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
Walking into a gym |
| Walter Pipe said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
And pursuing some interesting leads |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
There was a young man of Bahrain |
| Freddie Threepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
Who consumed a front lobe of his brain |
| Walter Pipe said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
When asked why this was |
| Jack Frost said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
He said just because |
| Elston Gunn said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
I like my food good fresh & plain! |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
I have a cure for global warming |
| Phill said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
Correct me if I'm misinforming |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
Fart in a plastic bag |
| Freddie Threepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
And find an oily rag |
| Elston Gunn said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
But it was applied too well-it is dawning! |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
New year and a peerage failed to arrive |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
For as duke of stupid folk I could thrive |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
I needed the title |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
To fill my pie hole |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
'Cause that's how us dem liberals survive |
| Nick said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
They Say that Jesus is a Martyr |
| Phill said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Though he made fishes and loaves, but no starter |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
To have danced on the water |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
And then for a lifeboat he did barter. |
| Matt said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
And he rowed to the shore, but no farther. |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
In old Cork there was a lazy man |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
That lived his life sitting on the can |
| Juanita Glass said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
His life over at last |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
He cried out, "Avast!" |
| Sunny said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
And now he's a man with a plan. |
| Sunny said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
There was a young man from far away |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Who sadly felt he had nothing to say |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Then, let's sing, said he |
| harry said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
but first let me pee |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
And he went ... for a very long stay |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
I told you not to trust this silly bitch ! |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
You poor thing ... does your willy itch ? |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Gonnorhea is lousy |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
And I have been busy |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Place these lousy lines in a ditch |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
Gaspard was the name of a naughty schoolboy |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
He wore a false beard just as a ploy |
| Anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
But then the kids laughed |
| Party like a rock said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
Gaspard took a big shaft |
| Party like a rock said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
and knocked all the kids to detroit! |
| Ben Mc' Newlimerick said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
The once was a duck named Fred |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
who liked to have fun in bed |
| harry said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
but when he jumped in the sack |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
He said "Quack fucking quack" |
| Frank Largo said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
"fucking quack fucking quack, gimme head!" |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
One, two, three, give me a penny |
| Phill said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
Four, Five, Six, shit that's too many! |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
Oh, for mercies sake |
| Rachel said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
why did you have to bake |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
lets all go to denny's to spend our pennys. |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
nothing rhymes with purple |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
unless you pinch a n-i-r-p-ple |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Ouch! now it's all red |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
Hell ! Billie ! Out of bed ! |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
Yep! That's me - all agile and su(r)pple |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Did you know the body has an Organ of Zuckerkandl |
| Brier said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Which is more than most women can handle |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
But.. consider the Organ of Corti |
| fdqkydcdtpx said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
gsvJAAYdynooQzUSSE |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
If word leaks out there's sure to be scandal |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Two people were making out in the steam room |
| Gill said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
when all the sudden they heard a big boom |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
"It's my husband!" Cried she. |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
"He'd gone for a wee!" |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
"And I've been putting Nitro Glycerin drops in his tea." |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
As the blushing bride walked down the aisle |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
The best man fainted, the groom turned pale |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
On her face was jism |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
And it wasn't hism |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
This we learned at his murder trial |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
If I could play God, create the world anew |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Would not be my very first thing to do |
| Pint of Lager said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
I'd first get royally sloshed |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
And then I'd, by Goshed.... |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
Go take a royal dump in the loo |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
A Bedouin who swore loud and profane |
| Lady Priscilla Willoughby-Morton said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Was seated beside a duchess on the 'plane |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
The duchess loudly farted |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
And a contest soon started |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
That left her with her panties shite stained |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
From now on,the bunch of you must call me Master |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
But the rubbish will come even faster |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Cause that title relates |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
To my surname of 'Bates' |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
And my skill when I spackle the plaster. |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
A young artist from Camden Town |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Tried to write a lousy lim'rick down |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
And post it to this site |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
But could not rime it rhyght |
| jake said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
so he better ought to calm right down |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
The same artist took a stroll along the canal |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
Where was paddling a breath-taking naked gal |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
So he stripped off his clothes |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
And struck a naughty pose |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
One he was forced to repeat ... while in jail |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
"I love people, it's mankind I cannot stand" |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Does that leave just women who are grand? |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
Women leave me perplexed |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
And a tad under-sexed |
| Marcus Surprenant said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
thank god for the sheep in my field quick at hand |
| marcus said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
I think that a pooter should taste |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Pretty damn good if properly baste |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
With a Crème de la tart |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
An extraction of FART |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Familiar to them that's been maced |
| kandeman said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
There once was a man named Jay Joseph |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Who had a twin with a lisp called Moseph |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
When they met any girl |
| Blushin boyz said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
It made their toes curl |
| Savanah said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
and there was no mate for Jay joseph |
| Savanah said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
Ther once was a lady from Austin |
| where's my compass said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
With a vagina that men got lost in |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
The length-n-breadth they swam |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
I'm one YES I AM |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
And I hope I'm not rescued AGAIN |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Last night for supper I had curry |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
This morning it slipped out in a hurry |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
Though I had the runs |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
I stuck to my guns |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
With my trousers down my ankles I looked funny. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
I love mankind, it's people I cannot stand ! |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
there once was a boy withouhroubthu4buj4k |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
'Ugh'.... pardon my tourette's |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
It gets triggered by SEX |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
And I was just now pumping my hand ...... uh huh uh huh uh huh huh huh |
| puff-n-stuffer said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
Maude was a tourette syndrome duck |
| blah said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
no one cares about the limerick |
| annabee said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
You clearly can't rhyme |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
And your momma's a mime |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
So finish this limerick quick |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
I feel so happy I could fart |
| pyt said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
when i went down to shop at the mart |
| Freddie Threepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
I saw a wig on the floor |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
Its owner strolled out the door |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
So I flattened it with the wheels of my cart ... hah! |
| Ben said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
I don't think that Malcolm's all there |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
He was listening to Elgar whilst eating a pair |
| Freddie Threepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
...of trousers of pungent maturity |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
And dubious purity |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Then he farted and ignited his chair |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
His eys shone brightly out of the crowd |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
He started to jump and shouted out loud |
| I'm back! said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
But, alas, he was blind |
| KLT said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
And then from behind... |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
His girl gained her feet, and proudly she bowed. |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
Three cheers for Beer and chips |
| purchase phexin said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
uzcmsewq@edjxrnqe.com |
| KLT said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
2) Beware! They go straight to the hips. 3) But lucky for me |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
Wild SEX shakes it free |
| Baileys said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
BonD |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
There was a young man of Cork |
| Ethel said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
Who learned a new way to walk |
| Guy said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
When displaying the stroll |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
He'd brandish his pole |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
And apply to it just the right torque |
| Freddie Threepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
Sir Charles was a funny old bloke |
| Walter Pipe said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
He drove a blue Mini Moke |
| Sir Galahad Threepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
The old boy kept mice |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
In the freezer with the ice |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
And he'd bite their heads off as a joke |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Strolling in the grounds of his stately pile |
| Guido said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
The Dung Beetle couldn't help but smile |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
So he said, "You know what?" |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
"This dung is shit-hot" |
| Shai-Hulud said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
Dark |
| keith said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
I think that I'll go into town |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
And buy me that see-through nightgown |
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The girls will have a shock |
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and put on big tall socks |
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When I tell them my names Gordon Brown |
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There once was this very fat cat |
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Who confronted an equally large rat |
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Said the rat to the cat |
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3] Said the cat to the rodent 4] "You're lucky I'm a gent" |
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Chester |
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The Molester |
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Went to jail |
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To get some tail |
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And did he succeed? You guessed'er. |
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Provod |
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1.) There once was this fellow from Siam 2.) Who had a hundred uses for spam |
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VYoivJImGEhlbifjEl |
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3. He was such a fool 4. Nature had no pull |
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Like did that spam-blasting fool of Siam |
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There was a young man from Killarney |
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Who was fond of Chilli Con Carne |
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He used the finest veal |
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To make that spicy meal |
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And that sure was no old blarney! |
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We say 'Death to all limerick bunglers!!' |
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Before death may they develop a fungal arse |
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Cum together in their pants |
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I bestow an invite |
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There was a young hooker named Myrtle |
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He found her near a pond |
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Troubled by an unwanted bond |
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But he was last seen south of her girdle |
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It's time for my bacon and eggs |
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And fresh buttered doorstep bread |
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Until I get kneed |
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At which point I become a bridegroom that begs |
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Whilst strolling the woods last night |
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I step'd into a crock of sh*te |
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As I heard an unearthly scream |
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That shattered my dream |
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I got shagged by a Bigfoot, and that just ain't right |
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A volcano keeps planes on the ground |
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Over in yonder Icelandic Towne |
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and a plane flew by |
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I guess one did try |
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Else the volcano mimics the sound |
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On the milkman's yoghurt covered dong |
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He isn't your daddy |
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I'm sorry wee laddie |
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You lil' bastard, suck it up and be strong. |
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There was weird bloke named Jack |
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Who thought his front was his back |
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His wife had quite a shock |
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Cause she thought it a crock |
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Till he shagged her with the cheeks of his crack |
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There once was this fellow named Hank |
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Whose hair was all lifeless and lank |
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So he shaved himself bare |
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Down to the last hair |
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There once was a man from Turkmenistan |
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Who carried all of his cash in his hand |
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So if he needed a wank |
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He'd swing in to a bank |
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And exchange wet bills for dry ones again |
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There once was a lonely limerick |
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That went out on a date with a chick |
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At about ten-thirty |
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Things got a bit dirty |
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And out went the lights with a click! |
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Is it Gordon or David Or Nick |
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Will folk fall for an old Tory trick? |
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Or will Labour prevail |
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With a twist in the tail |
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And the next election come too quick |
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There once this guy with a tongue so long |
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It tripped him up and he fell headlong |
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sfQqozdplslWkxXSB |
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3] Into a gaping vat 4] Of crack whore fat 5] And now she's wearing a flesh colored thong |
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Well blow me! It's Nick and Big Dave |
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Our economy they will save |
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Or so they boldy claim |
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And in failure will they blame |
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The fact |
| Tige said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
This time of year methinks it trite, |
| Yoric said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
When two hot babes get in a fight |
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I was just sitting by the lake |
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Eating Dundee cake |
| Walter Pipe said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
And viewed that most degrading sight |
| plum said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
There was an odd chap named Fred |
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A most remarkable man in bed |
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he had fun with virgins |
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whilst purgin' their urgin's |
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but unfortunately Freds now dead |
| KEITH said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
MY CAPITAL BUTTON IS STUCK |
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I SURF FOR PORN SO THAT'S MY LUCK |
| Guido said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
AHUH-AHUH-AHUH |
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I nearly choked her |
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OH PHYUCK!!!! |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
By Jove ! It's the last time I do it ! |
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That's all, and there's not much more to it! |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
This is my swan song |
| Cheech said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Now pass me that bong |
| plum said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
And let no one say I blew it ! |
| plum said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Lazarus of Bethany rose from the dead |
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"Oh blessed be," t'was heard his wife said |
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In reverence she knelt |
| Tiny Tim said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
Quickly undid his belt |
| Young King said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
And dutifully give him head |
| plum said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
'Wet Eddie' Drain-Leg was a footballing king |
| Freddie Threepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Led the Rovers from Portsmouth to Tring |
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He broke his left leg |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
And then "hopped" into bed |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
4: Chopped it off - got a peg. 5: And now he's got a gimp in his spring |
| Gene Hasenbeck said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
If butt's could read braille, print novel's on TP |
| same guy said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
And I've got the trots, so the ink's on me |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
'course braille don't require ink |
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So I'll supply the stink |
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While trapping my cock in a whore |
| rioa said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
I realized this could be quite a bore |
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So I retrieved my rooster |
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And instead I goosed her |
| Kieth said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
And soon she came back for some more |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
I'm getting too old for these rhymes |
| Marti said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
They ring in my head like chimes |
| Larry M. said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
When down on a gal |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
I'll hOOt like an OWL |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
Whereupon she'll get up and flee, most times |
| shannon mclaren said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
be be be be be be be be be be my star |
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Come let me keep you in a jar |
| Y.Sam said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Tell the world it's me you dig |
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P-p-p-p-p-porky pi-pi-pi-pig |
| D. Duckweed said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
"Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-... That's all, folks." Hardee har har |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
By gum! It's good to be back! |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
What say we all jump in the sack? |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Life is too short , mankind too stupid |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Ewwww! Naughtyfrog just poopied. |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
And THIS => is a lim'rick on crack |
| IKnowItAll said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
A well-dressed lad from County Kerry |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
By seven o'clock was so merry |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
By nine he was drunk |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
And in his landlady's bunk... |
| Moo MOO said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
Rehearsing for his job at the dairy |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Old Sam would walk on the water |
| eli said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
But he couldn't control his own daughter |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
She went on the game |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
'Seven Ways To Fame' |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
And performed precisely as he'd taught her. |
| Naughtyfrog said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
'never been so close to death.... |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
....give head so deep I lost my breath' |
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I nearly went south |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
In a manner uncouth |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
It's time we flogged this limerick to death |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
Wet Hal Half - Drain was a cricketing king |
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He struck the ball from the end which is thin |
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When his bat broke in half |
| P. Herman said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
He covered his gaffe |
| Archibald [Long Dong] Silver said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
By whipping out his 36 inch thing. |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
The chap who invented blue cheese |
| Freddie Threepwood said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
Stumbled upon a very fine wheeze |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
Dining at the Hilton |
| SunshineNick said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
His nose in the Stilton |
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He literally had Paris on her knees. |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
There once was a man from Texas |
| wagncdnjp said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
itznEcutk |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
2: That drove a shiny new Lexus. 3: The color was red |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Like the hair on his head |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
And the women he'd meet said: "Welcome to sex-us." |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
My new neighbour is a real sexy hunk |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
It's just too bad that he's a Trappist monk |
| Errr, here goes said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
but with a little bit of scheming |
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He's got me to dreaming |
| You said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
Of trussing him up in my bunk |
| spyderlegs said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
There was a young lass from Dublin, |
| anymous said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
Who's shape was exceedingly thin. |
| spyderlegs said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
She wore a size four, |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
Her frame was quite poor |
| spyderlegs said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
but she found it quite easy to sin. |
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She got a good job with Aer Lingus |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
'cos she was really good with her fingers |
| plum said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Whilst boarding a plane to Paris |
| Aris is Cockney slang for 'bottom" spyderlegs said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
She fell flat on her Aris, |
| dingus is bullsh#t for 'dingle dangle' said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
With six finga's round the co-pilots dingus |
| plum said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
To bowl a 'no-ball' for a bribe |
| Lord Elmsworth said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Is something I would not prescribe |
| Perry said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
But what I have done |
| Mike said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
has injured my bum |
| "Jees you guys make it difficult !" spyderlegs said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
and my "bat" you just couldn't describe. |
| spyderlegs said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
A lassie we all called JoAnne |
| Lord Elmsworth said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Devised a most devilish plan |
| jqextu said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
oLeSOCvrbyMai |
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Line 3: She charmed a young Prince Line 4: To most artfully convince |
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The Queen to let him marry again |
| plum said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Whilst riding on a train going north |
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A young lass decided to give birth |
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Propped twixt the brake and whistle |
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She plied both with her muscle |
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And delivered way over in Perth |
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A lassy from the next town over |
| Lord Elmsworth said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
Left her glasses at a bar in Dover |
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Lord Ems said "What? what what?" |
| Elmsbury said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
"Is this sweet thing in my cot?" |
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And she woke with his dew on her clover. |
| plum said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
Gussie Fink-Nottle is alive and well |
| obdormio said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
now and then he comes out of his shell |
| Bertie said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
His love of newts is still strong |
| wanker said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
And man ... that's gotta be wrong |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
Eff'ing newts could land him in jail |
| obdormio said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
If you ever break up with a lass |
| Bertie Wooster said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
Boy make sure you do it fast |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
The more you delay |
| Guido said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
The MORE you look gay |
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Especially if a guy makes a pass |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Today I cooked a five-course ala carte meal |
| Mark said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
It was quick and easy, no big deal |
| plum said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
With red onions and buttercup jam |
| nolibs said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
And unborn veal of lamb |
| mytor said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
Served with thyme, basil, rosemary on a potato peel. |
| Sylvia said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
A young girl from Brecon went by |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Unlike others, she was incredibly shy |
| Guido said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
She averted her eyes |
| Maverick said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
As i undid my flies |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
And exclaimed in awe "My oh! my!!" |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
For all her shyness, this lass from Brecon |
| Maverick said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Would blow me for a tenner i reckon |
| Maverick said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
Either swallow or spit |
| Humunguously hung said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
All over her tit |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
And she's ringing my bells for seconds. |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
It was on a wet night, cold and dreary |
| Maverick said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
It was Halloween, and really quite eerie |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
I saw a blonde, slim and sensuous |
| Sinfully lusty said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Who obviously, wasn't quite virtuous |
| Eveready said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
Shucked her skirt saying 'How 'bout it dearie?' |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
Oi! All you lewd-spoken critters |
| Mill said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
You lot give me the jitters |
| Steve said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Things in French sound much better |
| Keep the metre & rhyme said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
3. Aren't you ashamed 4. For a lady you've defamed |
| Moral Police said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
By alluding lewdly to her tit-ters |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
You'll never guess what happened today |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
I auctioned my cock on eBay |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
For thirty-three pence |
| Maverick said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
Its size is immence |
| Maverick said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
So Buy it Now, go home and play..! |
| just sayin' said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Way back in two thousand and four |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
I hung some mistletoe over the door |
| Keith said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
But I was out of luck |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
So I got in my truck |
| Frustated Santa said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
And drove around looking for a whore |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
All I want for Christmas this year |
| that guy said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
is my two front teeth |
| Cheers mateys said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
2: Is a good woman who'll fetch me a beer. 3: And not give no lip |
| Keith Davison said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
Or expect a big tip |
| Big Willie said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
If I get in the act from the rear |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
The days are gloomy, and nights long... |
| Cheech said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
But I still gots my faithful bong |
| Big Willie said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
2. And lonely is my faithful schlong. 3. I ought not to brag |
| nyeh said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
4. But when I'm in drag - 5. I can wear my schtick as a thong. |
| You imbeciles!! said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
Can't you add just ONE line??? |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
As we learn to wield mighty meter and rhyme |
| Kenshin said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
The lines, they become more sublime. |
| Billie said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
With humour we pun |
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3. This was so uncanny 4. That the old bird went totty 5. And then the toucan had a poo |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
There was a young man of Cork |
| Guido said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
That shorted a fuse with his fork |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
In darkness, now there he stood, |
| theDirector said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
Slowly stroking his wood, |
| Moi said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
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| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
What untold pleasures you seek... |
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"Can be yours" offered Anton, the Greek. |
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| Lines 3 and 4 said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
3: As he: with a crude snicker, 4: Whisked open his slicker |
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I stumbled around BLIND for a week !!! |
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there was once a girl from canada |
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That booked a flight on United A |
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But as for her guitar |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
She sent it by car |
| youtube said: (IP 10.126.25.98) |
Cause United breaks guitars ... duh! |
| M. Yass said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
There once was an earwig with a cold |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
And a pincer of 1 karat gold |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
But our noble leader |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
Taxed him to Peter |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
And then carved him up to be sold. |
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| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
How thoughtful of you guys! |
| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
To screw this up so nice |
| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
No one else has a say in this anymore! |
| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Whence do these dullards keep striking? |
| Plum said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
From a desperate void of their liking |
| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
Their efforts to no avail |
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. In comparison pale 5. To Adolph at work Anti-Kike-ing. |
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The clock was ticking in the room |
| sara said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
underlining the impending doom |
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It falls to the ground |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
With a deafening sound |
| Romeo said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
As the rocket in my pocket went "KABOOM." |
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Once the lark had a tiff with a cuckoo |
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I c these idiots r more regular to this site than us |
| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
N even mimic our IP numbers |
| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
They deserve dismembers |
| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
So not to poke in here in again thus. |
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Is there a moderator here? |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
2) None that will assert himself, I fear. 3) Else he'd cry: 'banish' 4) And turrets guy would vanish |
| Guido said: (IP 10.126.25.92) |
Like a flatulent wind to the rear. |
| Jjewel said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
There once was a very fat cat, |
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That lived in the land of the rat |
| vetteran said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
He tried to catch a rat, |
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But he was too fat, |
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The very fat cat got none of the rats. |
| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
The cat that was morbidly obese |
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Was an aid to the regional police |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
But when the mob learned |
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That Fat Cat had turned |
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He was renamed 'a bucket of grease'. |
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Claude was a Tourette syndrome duck |
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Instead of saying 'Qwack' he'd say 'Phwuck' |
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The Regatta at Henley |
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?? |
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There's a mess at the BBC |
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And so I should live with a pie: |
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2. Until the very day that I die 3. Moaned Princess Crusty |
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Smelling the curtains so musty |
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Waiting for Prince Potato Fry! |
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I got accosted by a stalker. |
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Says I with a glare, or I'll |
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Take out my teeth and assault you. Grrrrrrr! |
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One night 'neath the big harvest moon |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.100) |
A guy ate a worm with a spoon |
| anony said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
Said the worm, with some guile: |
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And he did not care |
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| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.93) |
There was a young fellow named Jack, |
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who computers he loved to hack |
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By stealth or design |
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He would go online |
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| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.96) |
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| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.97) |
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| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.102) |
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| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.103) |
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| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.99) |
Those idiots have apparently vanished |
| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.101) |
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| besure said: (IP 10.126.25.91) |
Lines aren't in order |
| anonymous said: (IP 10.126.25.94) |
And neithers the border |
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