A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. They run out of gas, and
are forced to stop at a farmers house. The farmer says that there are
only 2 extra beds, and one person will have to sleep in the barn.
The Hindu says, "I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn," so he goes out
to the barn. In a few minutes, the farmer hears a knock on the door.
It's the Hindu and he says, "There is a cow in the barn. It's
against my beliefs to sleep with a cow."
So the rabbi says, "I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn." A few
minutes later, the farmer hears another knock on the door and it's the
rabbi. He says that it is against his beliefs to sleep where there is
a pig and there is a pig in the barn.
So the lawyer is forced to sleep in the barn. A few minutes later,
there is a knock on the door. It's the pig and the cow.