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Re: Things that make u laugh out loud
« Reply #15 on: Mar 29th, 2003, 12:27pm »
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"My, but you look different today Claudia," commented Rene to her coworker. "Your hair is extra curly, and you have this wide-eyed look. What did you use - special curlers and some dramatic eye makeup?"
 
"No!" replied Claudia. "My vibrator shorted out this morning."
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« Reply #16 on: Mar 29th, 2003, 12:35pm »
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Two nuns are walking down a dark alley one night. Two men suddenly jump out of the shadows and start to rape them. The first nun looks up toward heaven and says, "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they are doing."  
 
The second nun looks up and says, "This one does!"
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« Reply #17 on: Mar 29th, 2003, 12:36pm »
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An Indian chief and his son are sitting down one day, and the son asks: "Dad, how do us Indians get our names?"  
 
"It's very simple," replies the chief. "Your oldest brother was born by a river, so we call him Running Brook. Your other brother was born in the early morning, so we call him Rising Sun. Why do you ask Broken Rubber?"
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Re: Things that make u laugh out loud
« Reply #18 on: Apr 2nd, 2003, 3:11pm »
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lmao Tongue
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Re: Things that make u laugh out loud
« Reply #19 on: Apr 2nd, 2003, 8:45pm »
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That one is just Gr8 Smiley
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« Reply #20 on: Apr 3rd, 2003, 3:48pm »
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yes it is Tongue
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