Kryten


Oh, ah good days sirs. I am Kryten, a sanitation mechanoid from the Jupiter Mining Corporation ship, Red Dwarf.

Now, you might be wondering how an android like me is possibly engaging in such a sport as boxing. Well, Mr. Lister took the extraordianry step of rigging up my guilt chip with an audio sensor that turns it on and off when I hear the bell. I do feel absolutely awful about it all afterwards but during the fight, everything`s absolutely peachy. Well, unless I`m wearing Spare Head 2, but then I`m never that good anyway in that situation.

Well, I can`t stay here all day talking about TBG, I`ve got some amazing ironing and laundry to do. Oh joy!