Oh, ah good days sirs. I am Kryten, a sanitation mechanoid from the Jupiter Mining Corporation ship,
Red Dwarf.
Now, you might be wondering how an android like me is possibly engaging in such a sport as boxing. Well,
Mr. Lister took the extraordianry step of rigging up my guilt chip with an audio sensor that turns it on and off
when I hear the bell. I do feel absolutely awful about it all afterwards but during the fight, everything`s
absolutely peachy. Well, unless I`m wearing Spare Head 2, but then I`m never that good anyway in that
situation.
Well, I can`t stay here all day talking about TBG, I`ve got some amazing ironing and laundry to do. Oh joy!