Date: 3:19:33 P.M., May 24, 2001
Name: Absintheur
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address: I like to tell telemarketers lies. Once, I made one of them really angry at me because he thought I was being serious, and it disturbed him. Actually, I think this guy was a Switch-Your-Long-Distance telemarketer, too. I told him that I wasn't allowed to make financial decisions, because my grandmother insisted on handling everything, but that it was hard for me to trust her judgement. I told him we were short on funds anyway, because I had just had to relocate her and myself from Seattle, where she got into real trouble over pouring hot coffee from the window of her apartment onto noisy street thugs below, and that now, the gangs were after her.
Another time, with yet another Switch-Your-Long-Distance telemarketer, I pointedly refused the long distance carrier he was representing because, I explained, that particular carrier was responsible for my brother losing a limb.
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